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A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)
- Thread starter Ranger65
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MrWealthman
Filthy Capitalist
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- Deep in the piles of cash.
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Total Mr.Black death.
Total Mr.Black death.
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Tony one of ours got to secure his kid.
Tony one of ours got to secure his kid.
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- Centro Italia
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I'm curious to see Fat Tony's reaction to how they treated his son, because right now he's the combination of three types of short-fuse, explosively angry people: 1) he's a protective widowed father, 2) he's Italian [one of the most passionate people in the world], and 3) he's a mobster.
I'm curious to see Fat Tony's reaction to how they treated his son, because right now he's the combination of three types of short-fuse, explosively angry people: 1) he's a protective widowed father, 2) he's Italian [one of the most passionate people in the world], and 3) he's a mobster.
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- Germany
Admittedly, the shock collars made me think "Bellwether", but as some on the Discord said, this operation doesn´t really fit her MO at all, so probably a red herring.
Well, let´s put it like that:
While he´s busy "voicing some concerns" to Mr. Black (seriously, the fact that this bastard *went right back to exploiting Kamp Krusty* after the first time shows how greedy and callous he is - if it´s the same "Mr. Black" from the show, that is), it might be wise from us and our entourage to temporarily "have gone blind and deaf" to maintain plausible deniabilty once the *actual cops* arrive and start asking pointed questions...
Yeah, this seems to be like a sweatshop operation like the original episode but more amped up with actual security and stuff so whoever it is, they're clearly have some wealth on them to hire guards and to get shock collars definitely under the table so paper Trail wouldn't be leading here
Does anyone have a link to discord server?
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Here you go, pal:
Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games
Discord is great for playing games and chilling with friends, or even building a worldwide community. Customize your own space to talk, play, and hang out.
But yeah, definitely some kind of sweatshop again, which means that if the Kamp is still standing after FT and us are done with "voicing some concerns" to Mr. Black and this Sargeant, we could decide to shake down "Arts & Crafts" next -after all, that´s probably where their main "production facilities" are
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If we get our hands on Mister Black, well he better start talking like a parrot once we ask questions.
Tony is obviously pissed, but his gig as a mobster will tell him that Mr Black is a mule at worst and a low end of the totempole heads at best.
Abe is also obviously pissed and well, both Mobsters and Military men were't know for being merciful when they wanted information out of someone.
A grown man has 206 bones after all and many of them can be broken leaving you in a lot of pain while also leaving a lot of time to get you first aids, without counting classic like teeth pulling or even childish stuff like the wet willie.
If we get our hands on Mister Black, well he better start talking like a parrot once we ask questions.
Tony is obviously pissed, but his gig as a mobster will tell him that Mr Black is a mule at worst and a low end of the totempole heads at best.
Abe is also obviously pissed and well, both Mobsters and Military men were't know for being merciful when they wanted information out of someone.
A grown man has 206 bones after all and many of them can be broken leaving you in a lot of pain while also leaving a lot of time to get you first aids, without counting classic like teeth pulling or even childish stuff like the wet willie.
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- Germany
tbf, I´d have expected FT to call those "guards" something like idiotas, pazzos or stronzos instead of "shmucks", but *details*...
...Bart? You know from your own experience as El Barto just how useless Springfields "cops" are - and you still thought that your *retired military man* of a grandpa (who now got quite the pull among the more illicit people as well) to go to them?
Ah yes, *youthful idealism*...
Speaking of Bart, though:
Is his "Big Brother Instinct" trait another result from my He remains a Simpsons man omake going down the way it did or would that have been part of his kit either way? Aside from that, the wording about "*family members* being in danger" implies that it wouldn´t just trigger for Lisa, but also Abe himself and even *fucking HOMER* (once he crashes the party as well) - am I correct in assuming that as well?
If so, as sweet as it is I´d prefer it not triggering for either his granpa and father, because unlike Lisa both are grown men who can handle themselves *well enough*, meaning that it´s Lisa who needs his help the most.
...a "mule"? is that some gangster lingo I am not privy to?
But yeah, those assholes are soon finding themselves between a divorced grandfather, retired soldier and grouchy old fart on one side and a widowed father, Italian and mobster on the other side - I am seeing a lot of "enhanced interrogation methods" in their immediate future, especially if Homer as the father, short-tempered alcoholic and acrofatic powerhouse joins the fray as well.
Little nitpick, though: 206 is only the *average/estimate* of bones a grown man has in his body, depending on which ones you count as their own thing and which are fused together (especially human hands and feet are an absolute *mess* to count in that regard...shame if someone took a hammer to them...)
One thing I'm still questioning about is what's in the water that had to make us do an intrigue check.
The other question is once we save Tony's kid and like save the other kids as well. How the hell are we going to handle the guards?
That's the one thing I'm trying to figure out what's the game plan of taking them out or are we just bailing after saving Tony kid?
The other question is once we save Tony's kid and like save the other kids as well. How the hell are we going to handle the guards?
That's the one thing I'm trying to figure out what's the game plan of taking them out or are we just bailing after saving Tony kid?
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That would be the reasonable option, but I doubt that either Abe or FT are keen on "feeling resonable" after what they have seen and heard about this shitshow and quite frankly, I myself am feeling just a might "iconoclastic" as well, so...
As for the kids, we could tell them to go back to the "dormitories", but I don´t think anyone would like them and us be separated again.
So hear me out About this quick plan, I feel like it's time to do some chemistry in the kitchen if you can catch my drift.
If not you don't, well essentially there has to be a kitchen here right they have to feed the kids something so why don't we sneak into the kitchen to make some homemade explosives for the guards it would be in such a nice present
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- Germany
...FT and Bart *might* have some "chemistry" knowledge, considering their backgrounds - Lisa probably as well.
Would be up for it, but I don´t think that a normal kitchen would be enough for *high-yield* explosives most of the time
You're probably right that a normal kitchen would have stuff to make explosives, but it would probably have some stuff to make some good smoke grenade ingredients. Great for distractions and causing chaos.
Let's just say that would be wise, because when fat tony gets pissed he gets creative when it comes to inflicting pain.
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- Germany
*nods, then pales*
Then again, kitchens also tend to have *cleaning agents*, which would possibly allow Wilhelm to "relive" the olden days of chemical warfare.
*Clorine gas* comes to mind - you know?
Although that angle might be a bit too brutal even for the likes of Mr. Black, even if *only barely*...
I mean, *military men* aren´t that far behind mobsters in terms of inflicting "creative brutality" on those that displease them greatly - but again, we might wanna maintain *plausible deniability* once officials come knocking.
So unfortunately we´ll have to solely trust FTs "expertise" in that regard...
I don't think the situation calls for chemical warfare…yet
But before we do anything with the kitchen, we should have the kids evacuated before making any decisions with the kitchen
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- Germany
I admit to being tempted to reenact the "Attack of the Dead Men" of WWI fame with the actors flipped
But yeah, first we evacuate the kids, *then* we LEVEL the place
And after we shake, Mr. Black for information of who's running the show.
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- Germany
Okay, let´s do it like that:
- rescue kids
- "question" higher-ups
- crack that piggybank in the SE corner
- level the joint
- deal with cops
That sound like a plan?
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As Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith, one said " I love it when a plan comes together."
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