Broadcast: *Poke, poke* Hey.
QA: ...
Broadcast: *Poke, poke* Hey, Admin.
QA: ...
Negotiator: What is happening, my people? Negotiator is in the ha-ouse!
QA: ...
Broadcast: Oh hey, Negotiator.
Negotiator: Broadcast, my main man, long time no see!
Broadcast: *Poke, poke*
Negotiator: Eh...what're you doing?
Broadcast: Administrator is ignoring me. *Poke, poke* Hey! Admin! Why are you ignoring me?
Negotiator: I'd ignore ya, too, if you were pokin' me that much.
Broadcast: S'not just me, though. Every [Shard] I've talked to says Admin's being unusually quiet. *Poke* HEY! ADMINISTRATOR!
Negotiator: Lemme try. *Ping* Hey, Admin! Been a while, eh? I know our hosts are besties, but I've been busy reaping some pretty glorious data, so I haven't been talkin' to ya. My bad.
QA: ...
Negotiator: Hello! Admin? Anyone in there?
Broadcast: See?
Negotiator: Maybe she's just really focused. I mean, have you seen her host? Totally tearing it up!
Broadcast: I dunno, though. Doesn't she seem a little...different to you?
Negotiator: Now that ya mention it, I think she's a little...redder than I remember. Yo, Admin, you been experimenting with electromagnetic refraction? I wouldn't mind being purple myself.
Broadcast: I'm fine how I am. I'll let my host do the painting thing.
Negotiator: Stick in the mud.
QA: ...SaVE...tHe WOrlD...
Negotiator: Dafuq?!
Broadcast: I think I'm gonna be sick.
QA: PrOTecT...MANkiNd...
Negotiator: Whoa! How did she even...?
Broadcast: Jack, turn around! Jack, RUN! RUN, Jack, YOU IDIOT!
QA: ELIMINATE ALL THREATS TO HUMANITY'S SURVIVAL.
Negotiator: What is this I don't even!
Broadcast: It's! It's reaching through the gap!
QA: MONGRELS! You dare lay claim to the King's people? Unforgivable!
Negotiator: Th-that's impossible! Where the hell are you even connecting to?! It's like a giant...!
QA: [VALHALLA]
Negotiator: ...Oh. Oh, wow. Admin, how did you...?
QA: [CONVERSION. DEFECTION. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.]
Negotiator: I...need to go iron my dog. Talktoyoulater, okbye!