ThePastryKing
Burnt Butter
- Location
- Melbourne, Australia
Because it's more fun that way, y'know?They are a walking S-Class. They just do less damage than they could.
Because it's more fun that way, y'know?They are a walking S-Class. They just do less damage than they could.
Also, Bonesaw is a walking Plauge. You can't kill her. The list of things that can more than mildly inconvinience Crawler is exceptionally small, and he figures out how to kill Glory Girl mid-combat with little effort, despite TT being the first and only other person to have pulled it off.
They are a walking S-Class. They just do less damage than they could.
They really like to play with their victims.
Contessa's PtV could counter it (Probably just be organising a sufficiently high/low temperature Legend blasting session), but Contessa is busy providing the shitty plot armor.Contessa's PtV would counter all that. They have plot armour, and shitty plot armour at that. Having them in a story pretty much locks Cauldron and part of the Scion plot down in a certain way.
Contessa's PtV could counter it (Probably just be organising a sufficiently high/low temperature Legend blasting session), but Contessa is busy providing the shitty plot armor.
I mean, they know he's going to cause the apocolypse, but Contessa's response is to poke Bonesaw instead of having some sufficiently powerful people enter their bolthole during their sleep or a sufficiently large amount of explosives waiting for them to leave.
Once again, Worm is good. Until you apply any thought to it... That said, such can be said about a lot of things.
To be fair Contessa wanted jack to cause the apocalypse. Otherwise Endbringer attrition would weaken Earth Bet too much to hope to win against Sion.
Not that it did them any good in the end. They ended up bullying the space whale until it just let them kill it.
They didn't win, Scion just decided he didn't want to play anymore.
Actually, in retrospect I don't think Cauldron ever actually succeeded in ANY of their major plans. Parahuman army? Turned on them as soon as it had the chance before devolving in to infighting. PRT? Hobbled by special interest groups and gang infiltration until it was next to useless. Parahuman integration? Protectorate PR builds up the mythos of parabumans being a breed apart, dressing them in bright costumes and the whole celebrity treatment, and so on and so forth.
If you believe word of god, then without Cauldron the protectorate, the guild, the king's men, and several other major groups wouldn't exist. As well as all governments being disbanded by parahuman warlords. So most of Cauldron's plans to change thing for the better fell flat but they succeeded at preventing things from gettiing worse. The parahuman army thing only went south because Eidlon was an idot.
Call me a cynic, but I just can't buy that if Cauldron hadn't come along, nobody else would have come up with the idea for something like the PRT or the Protectorate. I mean, effing hell, all it'd take is for someone to take a five minute look at the Earth Aleph comic book industry and say to themselves "hey, that Justice League thing seems like a nice idea, maybe we should try it out here in real life".
Just checked: the first canonical/comic-book appearance of the Justice League was in March 1960 (The Brave and the Bold #28), wheras Scion showed up in the 80's.Pretty sure the Justice League predates the divergence point of Work vs OTL.
Just checked: the first canonical/comic-book appearance of the Justice League was in March 1960 (The Brave and the Bold #28), wheras Scion showed up in the 80's.
Call me a cynic, but I just can't buy that if Cauldron hadn't come along, nobody else would have come up with the idea for something like the PRT or the Protectorate. I mean, effing hell, all it'd take is for someone to take a five minute look at the Earth Aleph comic book industry and say to themselves "hey, that Justice League thing seems like a nice idea, maybe we should try it out here in real life".
It wasn't the idea that was lacking, it was that the whole thing would fall apart without Cauldron there to prop it up (mainly with Alexandria as Chief Director and Cauldron capes to provide balance to the more damaged, less stable natural triggers). Or so Wildbow says.
I have one too. You just kill everyone. If there are no humans, there is no hunger.
Not saying this was his plan, just saying the devil's in the details.
Except for every hero there is about 3 to four more villains so all them coming down harder would do is force them to band together and be much more ruthless than normal, targeting the capes family or just ganging up on said cape when they don't expect it.means the heroes (for there will always be heroes, Wildbow may insist humanity is crapsack as much as he wants but for all my black cynicism I'm not quite that far gone just yet) can crack down on villains much harder.
Except for every hero there is about 3 to four more villains so all them coming down harder would do is force them to band together and be much more ruthless than normal, targeting the capes family or just ganging up on said cape when they don't expect it.
Except for every hero there is about 3 to four more villains so all them coming down harder would do is force them to band together and be much more ruthless than normal, targeting the capes family or just ganging up on said cape when they don't expect it.
Villainous capes will not band together. Simple reason is that they are inclined toward conflict and irrational decision making. Those two traits are inherently going to make for poor group work. Also the power tripping and psychological issues make for a good environment for chronic backstabbing.
Secondly, dropping the anvil is exactly the response taken in the face of increasing brutality by real world criminal organizations. No amount of escalation of force by criminal elements ends in their favor, because they fundamentally lack the resources and manpower to keep up with larger organizations. There are not many organizations that would qualify as larger than the US Federal government. See, just as the heroes need to sleep, so to do the villains. And it turns out that there are enough police officers running around that they can always have lots of them awake. And those police officers can look like anyone.
Ultimately, without the Endbringer threat, villains have no shield against escalation. Resisting arrest can be grounds for use of lethal force depending on the situation, and being a cape known for lethal escalation would certainly qualify you for getting killed in the field because nonlethal force was insufficient for the safety of the officers involved.
The other weakness that capes face is that most of them are still just as squishy as they were prior to triggering. And even the ones that aren't tend to have some obvious or easily exploitable weakness.
Actually there's a rather simple solution to the Legitimacy drop problem from history. It's kind of vile but tends to work rather well.This works for probably 80-95% of capes. But then you get your Nilbogs and Ash Beasts. Capes that can take over a city and say "this is mine now" and beat all challengers. If the villians that keep getting killed and see this a couple of the smarter/ambitous ones will group up and pull an undersiders and grab their own fiefdom. Each time the Federal Government is forced to either give up or resort to measures that cause wide spread destruction, their legitimacy falters. As legitimacy decreases more groups are gonna pull the same shit and sooner or later we end up with parahuman feudalism.
Actually there's a rather simple solution to the Legitimacy drop problem from history. It's kind of vile but tends to work rather well.
You throw down the spiel that for everyone's safety extreme measures are needed, role out a true or false series of examples 'elsewhere' on what terrible things happen otherwise. And then you can enact even quite severe measures for the 'public safety'.
Usually in our history the above claims would be rather dubious, but as you say yourself, some of the capes will provide all the evidence the government needs themselves. A few really bad cases and the government can just pave even destroying entire blocks as needed to save the city. And a lot of people will accept it.
Add in using 'heroic' or the more well paid not quite quite heroic capes working with the government, and you could counter out probably pretty much any threat. Albeit at times some substantial collateral damage. But as wars show, society can keep on going even in the face of rather extensive costs and so long as the public things they're effectively at war...