The Long Night Part One: Embers in the Dusk: A Planetary Governor Quest (43k) Complete Sequel Up

Investigate the Sea?

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Holy crap, let's bring it down a few pegs guys.

Anyway, I'm pretty much good for whoever takes over. There are good points being raised on both sides, I think.

That said, having a guy with 20+ Learning in charge of Admin might be pretty interesting. We've never had anyone that smart heading the Administration before.
 
I think Gros might do well especially if we are going to trade health care stuff with the fungi people.

As someone experiences in healthcare Gros would be the best guy for the job plus synergy might help knock off the cost of those healthcare actions.
 
Mittens and Pizza
Henry was accustomed to some degree of unusual activity, being the neighbor of one Xavier, master psyker. The Governor's Hound was surprisingly polite and personable, but he was still a psyker, and worse a veteran of two centuries on Avernus; those sorts always had their quirks. But after twenty three years of living next to the man with his flatmates Henry was the only one that had remained for more than three years. To be sure, Avernus took its bloody toll even here, but the greatest predator of all was the great demonic creature known as the domesticated phase tiger, which like all felines delighted in reminding humans that they were the true masters of the universe, and humans were tolerated only grudgingly. After countless incidents of dead cats, torn up furniture, and suspicious gaps in the pantry, most simply gave up and moved somewhere beyond the reach of the teleporting menace. "The Hell with it," his ex-girlfriend Louise had told him, "I'd rather deal with Thundabeasts than the fucking cat."

In all his years Henry had only ever seen the bugger once, eleven years ago- standing, bold as you please, on/through the ceiling (warp fuckery, don't overthink it) with his birthday roast square in his mouth. The little bastard had been taunting him, but Henry was made of sterner stuff. That very day, he had sworn to veganism, adopting the aesthetic, nuts and greens diet of the crazy hill people who ran off to commune with Avernus in the mountains around Dis (the few that survived were flipping insane, the sort of wild-eyed Avernite that insisted on leading an assault on an Orc hulk or punched a chaos psyker in the groin when they threatened their neighborhood, and for whatever reason more sensible Avernites started imitating their diets in the mistaken belief that it was at all healthy).

The damn cat couldn't steal anything if there wasn't anything it didn't want to eat after all.

Mittens, of course, was no ordinary cat. There was a cruel, fiendish intelligence behind those glinty eyes, an intelligence that reveled in petty acts of spite and showmanship, and an ego the size of a superdreadnaught.

About a month after that fateful birthday, Henry had been woken in the middle of the night by a spider and a doorbell. He killed the first and answered the second, finding a short, pimply teenager about half his age stammering apologetically about his lost pizza. This was concerning, as Henry hadn't ordered any pizza, as he had told the man, though he did pay the poor fool out of pity if nothing else.

When the same thing happened again two weeks later, Henry was immediately suspicious, although he did not immediately suspect the cat- Mittens liked to gloat, after all, and besides, smart as it was, it could hardly work out the number for a pizza delivery, could it?

On the next attempt, Henry personally visited the pizza joint. "Listen," he told the manager, "I don't know what fuckwit is behind this, but I'm not ordering any pizzas. Stop delivering them."
The manager, a middle aged man probably in his fifties (he looked young, but the elders carried themselves in a certain way which all Avernites could pick up on) only looked at him and laughed: "if you aren't ordering then who's paying for them, some brother?"

This is where the Inquisition got involved. As it turned out Henry had been under surveillance because of his father being a former chaos psyker (Henry himself didn't have the talent) and being neighbors with Xavier. The disappearing pizzas had been amusing, but black funds were a potential threat, especially when they were earmarked with the personal funds of Avernus' greatest pyromancer. Some stony-faced "Mr Jones" had taken Henry off to a bright, featureless room and spent all of an afternoon raking him over the coals, so to speak. The voice recording turned out to be a fake, somewhat inept but- and this was big- done with warp fuckery. On Avernus this by itself was not especially unusual- there were plenty of brats with minor talents, and even the Psykers, in their younger years, were not averse to the odd prank as they were. (God help the underwear drawer of any young and attractive-ish person, male or female, who happened to live within fifty miles of the Unseen University. Though the pornos seemed to love "invisible love tryst" for some Emperor benighted reason). But in combination with everything else it was enough to raise major red flags, enough that Xavier himself got called in, and promptly clarified everything.

"Oh that? That's mittens, he does stuff like this sometimes. Didn't know he could talk, though. That's neat, though you should talk more," this last was directed at the dickwad himself, currently lounging on the table, tail swishing silently through the table legs, whose only response was to yowl languidly. This was not the first time that Henry had met Xavier, but it was the first time that he felt anything like what the Vanir did towards bloody pskyers. The man should not be this fucking calm.

"The cat can talk. It called for fucking pizza." Henry really could not keep himself from getting angry, even with the inquisitor and the third or fourth deadliest man on Avernus sitting right across from him. The inquisitor himself was red faced and struggling not to speak (or rather, struggling not to laugh.) How is this not a problem? Why don't you see this is a problem?! But the psyker only shrugged his broad shoulders. "Mittens paid for it flat out. I mean, if he wanted to have it delivered to our house he could do that, but I think he prefers hunting for his food, even if the "prey" are a gaggle of teenagers."

At this the inquisitor lost his composure and started cackling. Mittens yowled again. "I think," the man said, when he finally got his breath back, "that we are done here."

But the cat wasn't done yet. Of fucking course it wasn't done yet.

A knock came at the door. "I have a sausage pizza for mister Henry Jameson!"

Faster than the eyes could see Mittens lept off the table and the door. There was a faint, muffled shriek and then the sound of tearing cardboard, and then, Oh Emperor Preserve him, a pizza should not be making those sounds....

****Back in the Present.

"And then, like, the beast leapt out, like straight out from the sidewalk, and I mean, I sort of had to throw it, phase cats aren't stopped by boxes after all, though the ones down in Helm's Deep weren't as persistent as this little fuzzball."
Ten years. Ten fucking years, and someone actually managed to deliver the pizza he'd never ordered. Mittens was currently sitting across the street, glaring impotently. He had lost the game, and they both knew it. Serves you right you little asswipe. Henry was too giddy to really pay attention to what the girl was saying.

She was a petite, acne-infested teenager of fourteen or fifteen, short brown hair tied back into a single braid, bright blue eyes and a gratingly cheering vacuousness that did not belong on someone with a lasgun that big across their shoulder. "So you threw the pizza." The girl waved her dainty little fingers, pink nails garishly bright. "Yeah yeah, and then I caught it again. Cat was fast, but I'm fast too, see? And if he's jumping out at where I was, he's not gonna turn and jump after me and get there before I get there. Takes time for them to dephase then switch direction, dad taught me that. Course, the pizza's kind of a mess...." she looked uncertain, "you're, like, still gonna pay for it, right dude?"

"Oh I'll do more than pay," said Captain Henry Jameson of the Dis Helguard, "I'll give you a fucking job."
 
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Yes, are there any resources we're running low on for those, besides thrones? Because I just figured out that 11 thrones production actions can pretty much pay for the thrones-cost alone. Both expansion and big cathedral.
And that's the only thing we really need thrones for, everything else is less pressingly essential or so cheap in thrones it's not a worry.
Once those 11 action-years have been invested, or 22, then the extra basic resources we'd get from Signe would be wasted. But more people can always be used, just use them to expand the PDF or man the fleet instead of anything requiring power armor.

We need more than just Thrones. Material and Metal are also needed in large quantities. We have three current expansion options on the table:

Expand Forge-Hive: Erecura, Belisama or Nechtan
Cost: 59,200,000,000 Thrones, 75,900,000,000 Material, 72,500,000,000 Metal, 2,140,000,000 Promethium, 17,200,000 Advanced Material, 134,000 Exotic Material.
Upkeep per year: 1,020,000,000 Thrones, 816,000,000 Material, 760,000,000 Metal, 219,000,000 Promethium, 180,000 Advanced Material, 1,657 Exotic Material.

Total cost is 177.6 billion Thrones, 227.7 billion Material, 217.5 billion Metal. That's for Scott to do it. There's an additional +10% to have our Administratum head lead it, and we don't have Edvin's very nice architectural bonus to bring it lower. These three expansions aren't even the total number of upgrades we need to do - we need them for all of our Forge Cities in the long term.

Our gross income for Material before expenses last turn was 35,587,509,665, and we currently have a reserve of 40,169,909,726. In terms of Material, it doesn't look like we would even be able to afford another expansion next turn. We're ok on Metal, but we do have two basic resources we explicitly need a lot of, not just one.

This admin project is also noteworthy in terms of cost.

Munition Stores
Cost: 72,000,000,000 Thrones, 36,000,000,000 Material, 12,000,000 Metal, 3,600,000,000 Promethium, 19,000,000 Advanced Material, 170,000 Exotic Material.
Upkeep per year: 360,000,000 Thrones, 190,000,000 Material, 12,000,000 Metal, 19,000,000 Promethium, 210,000 Advanced Material, 9,100 Exotic Material.

The cost savings of 9% for Seidel over Gros adds up big time in the long run, leaving us with a lot more thrones and material with which to fund all our projects, which means we have to spend less actions doing Economic Focus in order to meet our goals (which means better action economy).

There are also several other projects that require a large number of Thrones and/or Material which aren't in the Admin section, but still cost a lot:

Power Armoured Militia
Cost: 39,000,000,000 Thrones, 3,900,000,000 Material, 390,000,000 Metal, 309,000,000 Promethium, 7,900,000 Advanced Material.
Upkeep: Estimated 8.5 billion Thrones a year (NOTE - this is nearly HALF of our current Gross Income)

Cathedral of the Omnissiah
Cost: 38,000,000,000 Thrones, 9,400,000,000 Material, 3,800,000,000 Metal, 190,000,000 Promethium, 880,000 Advanced Material, 110,000 Exotic Material, 12 Relic Material.
Upkeep per year: 3,800,000,000 Thrones, 940,000,000 Material, 380,000,000 Metal, 19,000,000 Promethium, 88,000 Advanced Material, 11,000 Exotic Material, 1.2 Relic Material.

Cathedral of the Machine-God
Cost: 38,000,000,000 Thrones, 9,400,000,000 Material, 3,800,000,000 Metal, 190,000,000 Promethium, 880,000 Advanced Material, 110,000 Exotic Material, 12 Relic Material.
Upkeep per year: 3,800,000,000 Thrones, 940,000,000 Material, 380,000,000 Metal, 19,000,000 Promethium, 88,000 Advanced Material, 11,000 Exotic Material, 1.2 Relic Material.

The latter two have to be done for every Forge City eventually. The bigger savings we get from Seidel over Gros will put us in a position to better afford them.

I also recall that upkeep is reduced by better the head admin having a better admin score, though @Durin can confirm if that's right or not.
 
Stop: Stop
stop
@Andres110 I dislike you as a person. When someone disagrees with you always escalate. I truly believe that you have some form of autism and need to seek help. Please never talk to me ever again.

Attacking another user personally and insinuating that they have mental issues is not acceptable behavior. 25 points have been issued, as well as a 3-day threadban to allow tempers to cool.

Thank you for your time.
 
I really like this omake^^, but I truly hope that captain Henry can pay someone to ward his house and get some other helguards to share his house, because that cat Will escalate. Also he is pretty bad ass living alone in Avernus^^.

I actually wasn't thinking of him living alone but now that you mention it sure, maybe should have thrown in some remarks about him having increasingly elaborate traps (which also, coincidentally, murderize the crap out of blink spiders and the like... but don't even annoy Mittens) all about his house, so that literally no one *could* live with him... because they'd all die to the bomb hidden in the freezer.
 
Another take
Damn I've got ideas but I'm working on a paper I can't afford to put off.
Looking forward to it.

it does, I would love to read that
I'm just going to vomit something to digital paper and go to sleep.

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The boy comes in for the next order. The pizza parlor smells of burnt cheese and broken dreams. His boss fixes him with a look that says 'son, it's bad'. Then he hands him the bag.
There's a pizza inside. Which isn't strange. But there's only one. Which is strange. The boss knows he can deliver on time for ten locations across the university city, with not a single pizza going luke-warm. And he's not even a pyromancer.
But the note on top explains anything. An address. The address.
That place.
Again.
"I'm taking the fast bike."
"Take the armor as well, and leave the uniform. If you get caught speeding, you don't work at Luigi's."

He speeded. Through streets and narrow alleys, along the tracks of subways and elevated train tracks, making sure never to give anyone reason to call the traffic authorities. And when he came within a kilometer of the mark, he almost brought the hover-bike to an efficient but quiet stop.
Quiet was key. Maybe.
The harsh buzz of the engine receded to a low, almost unnoticeable hum and he coasted by under tall tenements. There was nowhere to hide along the road here, no cover, no way to enter a block this central from anywhere else. He was approaching from the enemy direction, exposed, as was designed.
He had tried other approaches, but it was never really feasible, just silly fantasies that crashed harshly against cold reality. He had to keep the bike. He could scale the wall fast enough. He couldn't ask Ben to teleport him. That would be cheating.
So he crept, in case someone human had called his boss. In case the street wasn't being watched. He played the odds, as one did on Avernus.
He lost.
By what sense he knew, there was no telling. He wasn't a psyker, that much had been confirmed. But it wasn't sight or sound or touch, because the beast came from below, through the street, from behind. By the time he reaction, there was nothing do but save the objective.
He threw the pizza in the air. A ton of ghostly predator tore through his chest, leaving his nerves, solar plexus, spine, all that could feel - freezing. Numb.
Feeling was lost, he couldn't feel his toes, his fingers. He could only see them, and reach by muscle memory and vision as gravity brought the pizza box straight back down to him. Balance was almost lost on the floating contraption below him, tipping to the right, but his feet must have gotten the message and done something to the pedals, because he almost fell off as the bike accelerated, fast enough to keep him from falling. Just long enough to regain balance and avoid collision with an armored wall.
The turn sent the beast dashing past him, back through the wall and out of sight.
He was still accelerating. He'd been going past all speed limits a second ago, and now he almost missed the turn, wrenched the handles, leaned left hard enough to bring his face with hands-width from the smooth but unforgiving ground.
He almost made it.
Instead he hit another armored wall, at an angle. The hover-field found purchase, and threw him up, up, the ground was disappearing, so far - oh, there the tiger charged past again, missing it's mark for a third time. A record.
Focus! His parabola reached its peak, the ground would meet him again, and not at anything resembling a soft angle this time. He knew what had to be done. With the last split-second afforded to him, he took in the surroundings from his temporary vantage point. He would get no more.
The bike fell. The hover-field touched the bottom of the arch, pushed against it, but the thin plastic chassis touched, and crumbled with a painful sound as it slid and tumbled around across the ground.
The piston-assisted power-greaves took the fall, and not his legs. He'd jumped midway down, while he still had a little control over the fall and time to move. The landing turned into a sprint, a hopeless, brief struggle against the inevitable, thermo-isolating box clutched in both gauntleted hands. He had turned his jump toward the end line, but those last fifty meters may as well have been the road to Yphax.
He saw it coming in the helmet's full-directional sensor display, from his five. And it wasn't even running.
It was no wonder, of course. They both know how this would end now that he was on foot. To be honest, they'd both known it from the start. It was no use negotiating, threats did nothing, even directed and made good on at the delivery. Holding the pizza close to his body could not confuse his enemy, it devoured with too much accuracy. Dodging and weaving, at this speed, would only serve to embarrass himself.
He knew this without thinking. There wasn't any time for thinking, because the cat had already closed in by the time he knew.
He was prey, and he'd lost. Again.
Fuc-.
Snot and blood sprayed a clenched gauntlet - wait, his, and the tiger phased through the power-armored pizza delivery boy. But in it's pain, for just a moment, it forgot.
Ludwig moved on instinct and training, kept moving, but was no less astounded when he realized that he was still holding the handle of a thermo-isolating box. A box that weighed more than an empty pizza box should weigh.
And then he stood before the plasteel-gates of his goal. Per automated habit from long days of bringing warm meals to lazy bodies, or maybe from repeated, narcissistic fantasies, he pressed the bell. The door had already opened.
Behind him, a large phase-tiger sat on the road, absently licking it's face with it's broad tongue. Before him, the Governor's Hound pulled a miraculously intact container of cardboard out of the thermo-box, smiled as he said something that probably didn't matter, handed him a dirty lousy couple of credits, and closed to door.
Ludwig stood there a few seconds. Then he pulled off his plate-masked helmet, turned around and went past the tiger.
"I can't believe you didn't dodge that either. Getting soft."

How do you turn
75,900,000,000 Material
into
227.7 billion Material
Are you just multiplying by three? We can't spend that much very fast, each expansion and cathedral will take 6,2 turns in total. We can make a lot of resources in-between purchases, and we don't need to build them all back-to-back, and for security we absolutely shouldn't expand two hives at a time, ever. After the end of this trade cycle, we will still have a good few turns worth of AM and EM stockpile to build big cathedrals in, and each substantially postpones the bottom of the barrel.

As for (basic) material, you're not taking into account our doubling of material production from next turn onwards. And If we can't take that give expansion next turn, then let's build the cathedral-forge or forge-cathedral in the meantime, that's very useful too. Or we can just spend a few Administratum actions to make those additional resources. That won't have to be done very many times.

Munition Stores - we don't need to stress about building that as soon as possible. Power Armoured Militia ditto.

[Edit] and this time I really am going to sleep. Don't vote Signe and close it until I'm back!
 
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let's think positive, no matter what tries to kill a VIP with avernite class bodyguards and preparations, it will need a lot of resources or A+ bullshit (or more) or elites that are kind of difficult to raise.
evidence 1: the Last Saint, which probably survive more kill squads and assasins that most of people that annoyed the inquisition (and lived) enough said^^.

P.S:Wait, can we do a great divination to why they are sending a crusade to kill him? they have their own diviners and evil god to tell them that he will die any way, so this is because something very good will happen (to us)? like 'the light burn brighter closer to the end' or is more 'quick the super awesome ultra shinnie sacrifice will die before we can kill him!'
 
let's think positive, no matter what tries to kill a VIP with avernite class bodyguards and preparations, it will need a lot of resources or A+ bullshit (or more) or elites that are kind of difficult to raise.
evidence 1: the Last Saint, which probably survive more kill squads and assasins that most of people that annoyed the inquisition (and lived) enough said^^.

P.S:Wait, can we do a great divination to why they are sending a crusade to kill him? they have their own diviners and evil god to tell them that he will die any way, so this is because something very good will happen (to us)? like 'the light burn brighter closer to the end' or is more 'quick the super awesome ultra shinnie sacrifice will die before we can kill him!'
you are not sure, both are possible (among other things he got a trait that pretty much is 'the light burn brighter closer to the end')
 
Stop: THIS IS NO BETTER
Fuck off. I said that there were narrative reasons as well as mechanical reasons why we should be able to do it. That you so flagrantly ignore that fact so you can push this idea that I only think about mechanics is just low.
this is no better Andress110, 'Fuck off' is not how you preface a polite argument. Nor is your general behavior in this argument much better. 25 points, 3 days out, and do better.
 
Henry was accustomed to some degree of unusual activity, being the neighbor of one Xavier, master psyker. The Governor's Hound was surprisingly polite and personable, but he was still a psyker, and worse a veteran of two centuries on Avernus; those sorts always had their quirks. But after twenty three years of living next to the man with his flatmates Henry was the only one that had remained for more than three years. To be sure, Avernus took its bloody toll even here, but the greatest predator of all was the great demonic creature known as the domesticated phase tiger, which like all felines delighted in reminding humans that they were the true masters of the universe, and humans were tolerated only grudgingly. After countless incidents of dead cats, torn up furniture, and suspicious gaps in the pantry, most simply gave up and moved somewhere beyond the reach of the teleporting menace. "The Hell with it," his ex-girlfriend Louise had told him, "I'd rather deal with Thundabeasts than the fucking cat."

In all his years Henry had only ever seen the bugger once, eleven years ago- standing, bold as you please, on/through the ceiling (warp fuckery, don't overthink it) with his birthday roast square in his mouth. The little bastard had been taunting him, but Henry was made of sterner stuff. That very day, he had sworn to veganism, adopting the aesthetic, nuts and greens diet of the crazy hill people who ran off to commune with Avernus in the mountains around Dis (the few that survived were flipping insane, the sort of wild-eyed Avernite that insisted on leading an assault on an Orc hulk or punched a chaos psyker in the groin when they threatened their neighborhood, and for whatever reason more sensible Avernites started imitating their diets in the mistaken belief that it was at all healthy).

The damn cat couldn't steal anything if there wasn't anything it didn't want to eat after all.

Mittens, of course, was no ordinary cat. There was a cruel, fiendish intelligence behind those glinty eyes, an intelligence that reveled in petty acts of spite and showmanship, and an ego the size of a superdreadnaught.

About a month after that fateful birthday, Henry had been woken in the middle of the night by a spider and a doorbell. He killed the first and answered the second, finding a short, pimply teenager about half his age stammering apologetically about his lost pizza. This was concerning, as Henry hadn't ordered any pizza, as he had told the man, though he did pay the poor fool out of pity if nothing else.

When the same thing happened again two weeks later, Henry was immediately suspicious, although he did not immediately suspect the cat- Mittens liked to gloat, after all, and besides, smart as it was, it could hardly work out the number for a pizza delivery, could it?

On the next attempt, Henry personally visited the pizza joint. "Listen," he told the manager, "I don't know what fuckwit is behind this, but I'm not ordering any pizzas. Stop delivering them."
The manager, a middle aged man probably in his fifties (he looked young, but the elders carried themselves in a certain way which all Avernites could pick up on) only looked at him and laughed: "if you aren't ordering then who's paying for them, some brother?"

This is where the Inquisition got involved. As it turned out Henry had been under surveillance because of his father being a former chaos psyker (Henry himself didn't have the talent) and being neighbors with Xavier. The disappearing pizzas had been amusing, but black funds were a potential threat, especially when they were earmarked with the personal funds of Avernus' greatest pyromancer. Some stony-faced "Mr Jones" had taken Henry off to a bright, featureless room and spent all of an afternoon raking him over the coals, so to speak. The voice recording turned out to be a fake, somewhat inept but- and this was big- done with warp fuckery. On Avernus this by itself was not especially unusual- there were plenty of brats with minor talents, and even the Psykers, in their younger years, were not averse to the odd prank as they were. (God help the underwear drawer of any young and attractive-ish person, male or female, who happened to live within fifty miles of the Unseen University. Though the pornos seemed to love "invisible love tryst" for some Emperor benighted reason). But in combination with everything else it was enough to raise major red flags, enough that Xavier himself got called in, and promptly clarified everything.

"Oh that? That's mittens, he does stuff like this sometimes. Didn't know he could talk, though. That's neat, though you should talk more," this last was directed at the dickwad himself, currently lounging on the table, tail swishing silently through the table legs, whose only response was to yowl languidly. This was not the first time that Henry had met Xavier, but it was the first time that he felt anything like what the Vanir did towards bloody pskyers. The man should not be this fucking calm.

"The cat can talk. It called for fucking pizza." Henry really could not keep himself from getting angry, even with the inquisitor and the third or fourth deadliest man on Avernus sitting right across from him. The inquisitor himself was red faced and struggling not to speak (or rather, struggling not to laugh.) How is this not a problem? Why don't you see this is a problem?! But the psyker only shrugged his broad shoulders. "Mittens paid for it flat out. I mean, if he wanted to have it delivered to our house he could do that, but I think he prefers hunting for his food, even if the "prey" are a gaggle of teenagers."

At this the inquisitor lost his composure and started cackling. Mittens yowled again. "I think," the man said, when he finally got his breath back, "that we are done here."

But the cat wasn't done yet. Of fucking course it wasn't done yet.

A knock came at the door. "I have a sausage pizza for mister Henry Jameson!"

Faster than the eyes could see Mittens lept off the table and the door. There was a faint, muffled shriek and then the sound of tearing cardboard, and then, Oh Emperor Preserve him, a pizza should not be making those sounds....

****Back in the Present.

"And then, like, the beast leapt out, like straight out from the sidewalk, and I mean, I sort of had to throw it, phase cats aren't stopped by boxes after all, though the ones down in Helm's Deep weren't as persistent as this little fuzzball."
Ten years. Ten fucking years, and someone actually managed to deliver the pizza he'd never ordered. Mittens was currently sitting across the street, glaring impotently. He had lost the game, and they both knew it. Serves you right you little asswipe. Henry was too giddy to really pay attention to what the girl was saying.

She was a petite, acne-infested teenager of fourteen or fifteen, short brown hair tied back into a single braid, bright blue eyes and a gratingly cheering vacuousness that did not belong on someone with a lasgun that big across their shoulder. "So you threw the pizza." The girl waved her dainty little fingers, pink nails garishly bright. "Yeah yeah, and then I caught it again. Cat was fast, but I'm fast too, see? And if he's jumping out at where I was, he's not gonna turn and jump after me and get there before I get there. Takes time for them to dephase then switch direction, dad taught me that. Course, the pizza's kind of a mess...." she looked uncertain, "you're, like, still gonna pay for it, right dude?"

"Oh I'll do more than pay," said Captain Henry Jameson of the Dis Helguard, "I'll give you a fucking job."

Quick note:
Mittens is 5 meters (16 feet) long.
Little is not a word that could be used to describe him.
Ever.
Unless you're comparing him to a Titan.
 
Looking forward to it.


I'm just going to vomit something to digital paper and go to sleep.

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The boy comes in for the next order. The pizza parlor smells of burnt cheese and broken dreams. His boss fixes him with a look that says 'son, it's bad'. Then he hands him the bag.
There's a pizza inside. Which isn't strange. But there's only one. Which is strange. The boss knows he can deliver on time for ten locations across the university city, with not a single pizza going luke-warm. And he's not even a pyromancer.
But the note on top explains anything. An address. The address.
That place.
Again.
"I'm taking the fast bike."
"Take the armor as well, and leave the uniform. If you get caught speeding, you don't work at Luigi's."

He speeded. Through streets and narrow alleys, along the tracks of subways and elevated train tracks, making sure never to give anyone reason to call the traffic authorities. And when he came within a kilometer of the mark, he almost brought the hover-bike to an efficient but quiet stop.
Quiet was key. Maybe.
The harsh buzz of the engine receded to a low, almost unnoticeable hum and he coasted by under tall tenements. There was nowhere to hide along the road here, no cover, no way to enter a block this central from anywhere else. He was approaching from the enemy direction, exposed, as was designed.
He had tried other approaches, but it was never really feasible, just silly fantasies that crashed harshly against cold reality. He had to keep the bike. He could scale the wall fast enough. He couldn't ask Ben to teleport him. That would be cheating.
So he crept, in case someone human had called his boss. In case the street wasn't being watched. He played the odds, as one did on Avernus.
He lost.
By what sense he knew, there was no telling. He wasn't a psyker, that much had been confirmed. But it wasn't sight or sound or touch, because the beast came from below, through the street, from behind. By the time he reaction, there was nothing do but save the objective.
He threw the pizza in the air. A ton of ghostly predator tore through his chest, leaving his nerves, solar plexus, spine, all that could feel - freezing. Numb.
Feeling was lost, he couldn't feel his toes, his fingers. He could only see them, and reach by muscle memory and vision as gravity brought the pizza box straight back down to him. Balance was almost lost on the floating contraption below him, tipping to the right, but his feet must have gotten the message and done something to the pedals, because he almost fell off as the bike accelerated, fast enough to keep him from falling. Just long enough to regain balance and avoid collision with an armored wall.
The turn sent the beast dashing past him, back through the wall and out of sight.
He was still accelerating. He'd been going past all speed limits a second ago, and now he almost missed the turn, wrenched the handles, leaned left hard enough to bring his face with hands-width from the smooth but unforgiving ground.
He almost made it.
Instead he hit another armored wall, at an angle. The hover-field found purchase, and threw him up, up, the ground was disappearing, so far - oh, there the tiger charged past again, missing it's mark for a third time. A record.
Focus! His parabola reached its peak, the ground would meet him again, and not at anything resembling a soft angle this time. He knew what had to be done. With the last split-second afforded to him, he took in the surroundings from his temporary vantage point. He would get no more.
The bike fell. The hover-field touched the bottom of the arch, pushed against it, but the thin plastic chassis touched, and crumbled with a painful sound as it slid and tumbled around across the ground.
The piston-assisted power-greaves took the fall, and not his legs. He'd jumped midway down, while he still had a little control over the fall and time to move. The landing turned into a sprint, a hopeless, brief struggle against the inevitable, thermo-isolating box clutched in both gauntleted hands. He had turned his jump toward the end line, but those last fifty meters may as well have been the road to Yphax.
He saw it coming in the helmet's full-directional sensor display, from his five. And it wasn't even running.
It was no wonder, of course. They both know how this would end now that he was on foot. To be honest, they'd both known it from the start. It was no use negotiating, threats did nothing, even directed and made good on at the delivery. Holding the pizza close to his body could not confuse his enemy, it devoured with too much accuracy. Dodging and weaving, at this speed, would only serve to embarrass himself.
He knew this without thinking. There wasn't any time for thinking, because the cat had already closed in by the time he knew.
He was prey, and he'd lost. Again.
Fuc-.
Snot and blood sprayed a clenched gauntlet - wait, his, and the tiger phased through the power-armored pizza delivery boy. But in it's pain, for just a moment, it forgot.
Ludwig moved on instinct and training, kept moving, but was no less astounded when he realized that he was still holding the handle of a thermo-isolating box. A box that weighed more than an empty pizza box should weigh.
And then he stood before the plasteel-gates of his goal. Per automated habit from long days of bringing warm meals to lazy bodies, or maybe from repeated, narcissistic fantasies, he pressed the bell. The door had already opened.
Behind him, a large phase-tiger sat on the road, absently licking it's face with it's broad tongue. Before him, the Governor's Hound pulled a miraculously intact container of cardboard out of the thermo-box, smiled as he said something that probably didn't matter, handed him a dirty lousy couple of credits, and closed to door.
Ludwig stood there a few seconds. Then he pulled off his plate-masked helmet, turned around and went past the tiger.
"I can't believe you didn't dodge that either. Getting soft."

How do you turn

into

Are you just multiplying by three? We can't spend that much very fast, each expansion and cathedral will take 6,2 turns in total. We can make a lot of resources in-between purchases, and we don't need to build them all back-to-back, and for security we absolutely shouldn't expand two hives at a time, ever. After the end of this trade cycle, we will still have a good few turns worth of AM and EM stockpile to build big cathedrals in, and each substantially postpones the bottom of the barrel.

As for (basic) material, you're not taking into account our doubling of material production from next turn onwards. And If we can't take that give expansion next turn, then let's build the cathedral-forge or forge-cathedral in the meantime, that's very useful too. Or we can just spend a few Administratum actions to make those additional resources. That won't have to be done very many times.

Munition Stores - we don't need to stress about building that as soon as possible. Power Armoured Militia ditto.

[Edit] and this time I really am going to sleep. Don't vote Signe and close it until I'm back!
On Avernus Pizza delivery is a matter of life and death. God Emperor knows what children playgrounds or bingo Is like. Consider the fact only the deadliest fighters survive Avernus to thier elder years bingo must look like mortal combat murder arenas on crack.
 
Of Predators and Pizza
Of Predators and Pizza

They'd told her it was suppose to be a right of passage for all the youths who took on part time jobs getting pizza from point A to B. A trial that places everything the junior militiamen who have yet to reach adulthood knew and learned to the test. One that tested endurance, perception, agility and critical thinking skills.

A trial whose end goal was to get a box of pizza delivered. In the broadest of theories; it was seemingly impossible to fail, on Avernus which prizes its logistically abilities in the endless war that was even truer.

She'd wanted to enroll into her homeworld Officer's Academy, she loved learning and had set her end goals to be a Helltrooper officer commanding Siege Infantry; the same formations commanded by her late grandmother. She had the grades and aptitude for it.

Yet there was an obstacle to it, if a personal one. Said obstacle was a two-thousand pound, over fifteen feet long, persistent feline who casually decided that reality was merely an opinion, one he disagreed with.

Mittens; the Ash Hound's familiar.

She'd done her research diligently, exhaustively once she'd learned about her task; from the routes between the restaurant to location that Mittens resided in; a wing of a Psyker Hab-bloc within Unseen University that had forever been plagued with a lack of successfully delivered pizza.

Enough decades had passed since it had first begun that it had become something of legend to get pizza delivered even if none of the wing's residents expected to receive the ordered food. At least they paid those taking the trial as compensation for their failure.

She'd planned it all out; not only routes, but means of transit, written plans and contingencies, even tools to assist her.

She failed.

Walking dejectedly into the back area of the pizzeria the fifteen year old ran a gloved hand through her short brown hair and sighed as her green eyes took in the form of her quite concerned looking superior.

"Once again?" He asked.

She nodded, too tired to speak.

"Miss Rosenthal, no one has succeeded; you're getting smarter with damn good plans and ideas but you're up against a cat thirteen times your age." The manager and militia captain replied as he rubbed his neck. "No one's succeeded and that's the point."

"They said that about Avernus too." The academic leaning teen replied softly.

"Head home, Rosenthal, you're shifts about over." The older Avernite muttered with a rub of his forehead.

Heading home that night, an idea and plan flowered into her mind.

XXxxxxXX
"Bethany do you think this'll-." A light blue haired violet eyed boy asked two weeks later before being interrupted.

"This will, Carmine, This will, grammer." A girl his identical twin interrupted.

"Yes, oh mighty Drill Abbess." He shot back.

Watching the exchange Bethany Rosenthal repressed a sigh as the other members of the junior militia squad laughed at the pair's exchange, the pair's bickering a long running gag amongst the group of teens.

"Guys, please." Their squad leader asked as she looked between the nine other teens who gradually grew quiet. "Like I said before all we need to do is succeed once and when we do I'll cut the commission ten ways between us."

"B, no one's been able to get it done, what with a Phase-Tiger older than all of us combined." Mikhail; a fellow member of the delivery service and militia squad member chimed in. "But if it works; it will be completely worth it."

"That's all I'm asking; everyone remember the plan?" With that she looked between the member of her squad; each member of which was dressed in identical clothing which included gloves, helmets, flak vests, and backpacks amongst other things. Their foe would be able to easily tell them apart though if it recognized who was and who wasn't one of the working delivery personnel, which visual cues to only be the first layer of their defenses.

The second was the primary purpose of their clothes; the masking of their scents by mixing them in such away so that it couldn't ID any pizza personnel if it recognized them visually. Not that she thought it would by them much if any time but every moment counted.

The third layer of their defenses were the mock pizza boxes that the other nine carried; it had taken a bit of effort to create enough boxes and make them visually identical to the real one, it had taken even more time to mimic an inherent scent of pizza within all but one of them. She hoped it would buy them a little more time to draw Mitten's attention before finding the real one.

Then there was the last layer of defense; mobility; they'd each approach the Hab-Bloc from separate angles and direction, but against something that could phase through walls it was likely pointless. Then there was their most important device; wireless earbuds to communicate with one another

"Ambitious, Rosenthal." Her boss called out as he walked up to the group with a smirk and shake of his head. "Audacious; yes, Well thought out; definitely, but why then; you're not prideful in the slightest."

Turning to face him Bethany paused for a moment before speaking. "Someone's got to succeed and it's fun too."

XXxxxxXX
"Dragon's Dung; he's three fire lanes away north west of the Psyker Hab-Bloc." A girl's voice muttered in Bethany's ear.

With her back seated against the side of the inner-district tram as it trawled in the direction of the delivery location, Bethany winced as Mittens discovered the seventh false positive. Not good the fifteen year old told herself as she let out a shallow breath and tightened her grip on delivery bag in her arms. Glancing forward she spotted her stop and stood up, ready to move the moment the door opened.

A moment later she was on the move trotting towards the Hab-Bloc that loomed in the distance; armored, clothed from head to toe with her las-rifle slung over back, Dragonfly knife sheathed to her hip and various laspens, back-up knives amongst everything else she was virtually indistinguishable to all those around her.

Less than a minute later she heard one of her teammates let out a yelp of surprise as he was detected, a moment later and Mikhail reported that Mittens had detected him as well.

"He's heading back to the Hab-Bloc he knows something's up." Her fellow employee reported. Quickening her pace she hurried into the Hab-Bloc's foyer and took the flight of stairs within the central entrance; there were closer but from the angle she had approached the building they'd do her no good. up to her destination on the sixth floor.

Apartment Nineteen A, she reminded herself as she took the stairs two at a time. Heart pounding in her ears as she hurried she felt the hairs on the back of her neck rise as she got closer.

Reaching the floor unimpeded she entered the walkway on the other side of the stairwell landing and nodded to herself; right wing and section she thought as she turned and raced down towards her target.

Halfway to her target she turned her head as a chill ran down her spine and spotted the gigantic feline that had made this route a trial for those who tried to take it. Mittens in all his glory,

He recognized her.

Her box slipping from her grasped she kept running as the Phase-Tiger moved towards her. Running past Apartment 616B the door of the secondary stairwell parallel to where their target was. Pumping her legs she let out a soft grunt as she caught the real pizza container a Katherine; Carmine's sister cheered her on.

She slammed her shoulder into 619A a moment later.

A beat after that the door opened and its own stared down at her. She gaped as she recognized who it was before thrusting the box in the man's direction. Stammering tiredly "H-here's the p-pizza, sorry, sorry for the wait."

Blinking once then twice before gripping the box the Ash Hound glanced around the corner in the direction she had come from and sighed.

"Mittens." The Ash Hound; Gerald Xavier muttered with a shake of his head and sighed before looking back to the fifteen year before him. "So someone succeed at last."

"My squad helped." Bethany replied softly as several of her friends came into view; Katherine stopping by her side. Raising an eyebrow the Psyker chuckled. "Teamwork does go far; what exactly do you want do once you've graduated kid?"

"Entering Officer's Academy in a few months; I- I'm um hoping to get into the Helltroopers eventually."

Shaking his head again the man smiled. "You and your squad managed to outsmart Mittens; you'll go far further than that; what's your name."

"B-Bethany Rosenthal, S-sir." She stammered.

XXxxxxXX
A/N: At almost fifteen hundred words it at last done; what do people think?
I hope its at least halfway decent.
 
On Avernus Pizza delivery is a matter of life and death. God Emperor knows what children playgrounds or bingo Is like. Consider the fact only the deadliest fighters survive Avernus to thier elder years bingo must look like mortal combat murder arenas on crack.
There's an unspoken rule that everybody who plays bingo follows, which is that if Ridcully enters a game, everyone in the room must put aside their differences to prevent him from winning, it hasn't worked yet, but ever since that kid succeeded in delivering that pizza, they've got a fire in their eyes.

A fire to get Bingo.
 
I believe the voting should be closed now.

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