A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)

So, anyone to place a bet on what in the wide world of sports is going on? I'm going to put my money down on extradimensional shenaniganry, since it'd fit with the readings being strange to someone as omni-disciplinary as Frink
 
So while we're voting right now anyone know if we have anything terribly pressing Stewardship wise? If not may I interest folks in a potential venture into restauranteuring with Marge? Her combo of Stewardship, Diplomacy, traits and, if we can use her name or image, decently wholesome nature would be absolutely killer and have decent bonuses to help back it. Ma Marge's Food Barge perhaps?
 
[X] An abandoned Itchy & Scratchy Studios animation studio
[X] Yes
-[X] Hunter
-[X] Fat Tony
-[X] Lena

Swapping out Kaiser for Lena in case it's Magical in Nature.
 
Well we do have to see what Burns owned and pay out taxes. And there's the issue of Itchy and Scratchy needing to stay financially stable.
I don't really value itchy and scratchy as much as I do the lost opportunity of actually using Marge effectively when we'll only have her for so long before having to retry and look for her. The Burns stuff makes total sense and is something I really want done.

Also you seriously want to pay taxes? They don't deserve or even particularly care about our money yet, fuck em.
 
I don't really value itchy and scratchy as much as I do the lost opportunity of actually using Marge effectively when we'll only have her for so long before having to retry and look for her. The Burns stuff makes total sense and is something I really want done.

Also you seriously want to pay taxes? They don't deserve or even particularly care about our money yet, fuck em.
Hey now we could get Tax returns which is always nice if that doesn't appeal to you then I guess the mafia action or the one that boosts our hero space.
 
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Scheduled vote count started by Ranger65 on Jan 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM, finished with 28 posts and 15 votes.
 
Homer and Lena- 40
Jasper and Krusty - 35
Ned, Tony, Apu, and Moe- 30
Frink, Mona, Hunter, and Crumbs- 25
Rotwood- 20
Wilhelm and Finale- 15
Willie- 10

The loyalty of our units laid out like this me laugh. Mona, the formerly estranged wife of Abe, is only now as loyal as the random kid Abe met and hired. Lena, the duck we seem to be adopting, is as loyal as Homer, his actual son.
 
Homer and Lena- 40
Jasper and Krusty - 35
Ned, Tony, Apu, and Moe- 30
Frink, Mona, Hunter, and Crumbs- 25
Rotwood- 20
Wilhelm and Finale- 15
Willie- 10

The loyalty of our units laid out like this me laugh. Mona, the formerly estranged wife of Abe, is only now as loyal as the random kid Abe met and hired. Lena, the duck we seem to be adopting, is as loyal as Homer, his actual son.
The kinda former Mafia boss is more loyal than our ex wife truly this is how mafia works.
 
...so, during talks on the Discord I realized something, guys:

If we do take the release year of the Simpsons Movie (2007) as the in-game date for our specific Shard of the mess that is the Gridlocked "verse", that means that during this very turn rn, *the last confirmed German WWI veteran just died* in T6 (which correlates to Jan/Feb 2008)


...kinda makes me want to have Wilhelm Catch up on History as PA next turn in order for him to get a bit existential about the death of the last man he once indirectly sent into battle.

Aside from Kästner though, in-game there are posibly still a very select few of WWI alive


Specifically, theoretically he could still personally visit Frank Buckles, who died in 2011 in our timeline

...how is West Virginia doing rn, anyway?
 
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Poochys Dead: Create a Omake that shows what exactly happened to poochy

One Final Party: create a omake focusing on the last moments of the Birthday Bandits Life

Just saying that those two Bounties would be kinda covered by some ideas of varying vagueness for two different omakes I´ve been having lately

For a somewhat comprehensive list of my current omake ideas:

- *From Thembria with Indifference* (vaguest of ideas):

A bit centring about Sargent Dunder doing duty as a labor camp guard *and that´s pretty much it* - maybe I´ll use it as a vehicle for some references to *Hogan´s Heroes* and/or have an expy of *Tomb Raider: Chronicles* antagonist Admiral Yarofev appear

- *Last Laugh* (vague idea):

An omake about the last hours of the Birthday Bandit in Syndrome´s "care" after he got caught but before he died in transit to prison

- *A picayune posse* (FINALLY actively being worked on):

Basically a bit about Bart´s Toys (who are essentially the cast from the *Toy Gory* that have yet to be maddened into Bart-centred misanthropy) welcoming Radio-Action Man for now and being ants about rumors about Monsters trying to abduct Springfields kids

- *Confessions of an American Toon Sadist* (kinda vague idea):

A bit about Itchy & Scratchy shooting the breeze between episodes while also talking about things like their change in hands, their hardwired desire for inflicting/recieving pain and some gripings about Poochies fate
 
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