Green Flame Rising (Exalted vs Dresden Files)

No.

Preptime is the killer app of wizards. Its what they are known for. I have no doubt that the Merlin and Rashid and other Senior Council members have contingent effects/hanging spells preset for random encounters and ambushes; thats how they managed to live this long. Rashid in particular. Even when Petrovich was ambushed, he stacked bodies like cordwood.

But if you stripped all of that away by fiat, and successfully got the drop on them? Any wizard would die.

Aleron LaFortier was murdered in the Hidden Halls of Edinburgh with a knife. Because he didnt expect it in a safe space.
Maggie LeFay was murdered during childbirth with an entropy curse, when she was outside wards, her normal defenses would have been down and her attention was focused elsewhere.
So, your answer is yes, he can. Because they trusted him for decades at least. I have no more arguments here, as your position is completely out of touch with basic common sense.
 
No-one wants to make magic cookies for the kids?
Adhoc vote count started by BoredMan on Aug 13, 2024 at 7:41 AM, finished with 56 posts and 16 votes.

  • [X] Get to meet some more 'interesting folks' Ghouls and Vampires supposedly down in the 'Undercity' Wasn't one city big enough?
    [X] Get to meet some more 'interesting folks' Ghouls and Vampires supposedly down in the 'Undercity' Wasn't one city big enough?
    -[X] Molly will pack a bleach bottle, 5 doses of Healing Potion and 2 doses of Speed
    -[X] Take the time to produce a sizable quantity of I-can't-believe-it's-not-magic cookies
    —[X] Bake in the mad science lab of the last station with a focus on making them filling for full buffs: WHWH, CCC, TLF, BSM, FPoR, excellency.
    —-[X] Maximize FPoR by doing some test batches first.
    —-[X] Spend WP on the final batch.
    -[X] [Stunt]: Taking a deep breath of the frigid air in her subterranean mad science lair workroom, Molly found herself moving to an almost inaudible beat as she prepared her tools. Something bold, proud, and red as the dawn before a storm. It almost made her laugh to pick up a whisk, but she could dance to this tune just as readily baking as forging a sword.
    [X] Get to meet some more 'interesting folks' Ghouls and Vampires supposedly down in the 'Undercity' Wasn't one city big enough?
    -[X] Molly will pack a bleach bottle, 5 doses of Healing Potion and 2 doses of Speed
    [X] Learn the basics of brewin' stuff, alchemy's the fancy name for it
    [X] Shoot magic guns, Terry was real' excited about that...
 
[X] Get to meet some more 'interesting folks' Ghouls and Vampires supposedly down in the 'Undercity' Wasn't one city big enough?
-[X] Molly will pack a bleach bottle, 5 doses of Healing Potion and 2 doses of Speed
-[X] Take the time to produce a sizable quantity of I-can't-believe-it's-not-magic cookies
—[X] Bake in the mad science lab of the last station with a focus on making them filling for full buffs: WHWH, CCC, TLF, BSM, FPoR, excellency.
—-[X] Maximize FPoR by doing some test batches first.
—-[X] Spend WP on the final batch.
-[X] [Stunt]: Taking a deep breath of the frigid air in her subterranean mad science lair workroom, Molly found herself moving to an almost inaudible beat as she prepared her tools. Something bold, proud, and red as the dawn before a storm. It almost made her laugh to pick up a whisk, but she could dance to this tune just as readily baking as forging a sword.
 
The giga cookies would be the single highest dice crafting project we've done so far, and out potentially in the top five highest dice creations of mortal hands in this age of the world.

If we're lucky we might even get a wizard to look at them with the sight to check what the hell is going on, which would be hilarious.
 
The giga cookies would be the single highest dice crafting project we've done so far, and out potentially in the top five highest dice creations of mortal hands in this age of the world.

If we're lucky we might even get a wizard to look at them with the sight to check what the hell is going on, which would be hilarious.
Can a cookie be so good that it qualifies as a religious experience? How do you come back from a cookie epiphany?

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[X] Get to meet some more 'interesting folks' Ghouls and Vampires supposedly down in the 'Undercity' Wasn't one city big enough?
-[X] Molly will pack a bleach bottle, 5 doses of Healing Potion and 2 doses of Speed
-[X] Take the time to produce a sizable quantity of I-can't-believe-it's-not-magic cookies
—[X] Bake in the mad science lab of the last station with a focus on making them filling for full buffs: WHWH, CCC, TLF, BSM, FPoR, excellency.
—-[X] Maximize FPoR by doing some test batches first.
—-[X] Spend WP on the final batch.
-[X] [Stunt]: Taking a deep breath of the frigid air in her subterranean mad science lair workroom, Molly found herself moving to an almost inaudible beat as she prepared her tools. Something bold, proud, and red as the dawn before a storm. It almost made her laugh to pick up a whisk, but she could dance to this tune just as readily baking as forging a sword.
 
Maybe we end up Flowers for Algernoning their tastebuds.
edit: Just saw the talk of fugue cookies. Wow.
I'm curious about the potential interaction with the ghouls. The write in invokes making the cookies super satisfying to meet the requirements for using TLF, and ghouls are supernaturally hungry. So if an exalt gives them a 25 success cookie designed to fill them up what happens?

The intent is benign so I'm not worried about getting anyone addicted*, but it'd still be a hell of an experience.

*See how our overflow stealth successes worked at the whampire party.
 
Vote closed, sorry this is so late guys, time is at a bit of a premium right now, but things should go back to normal the day after tomorrow.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Aug 13, 2024 at 1:01 PM, finished with 65 posts and 16 votes.

  • [X] Get to meet some more 'interesting folks' Ghouls and Vampires supposedly down in the 'Undercity' Wasn't one city big enough?
    -[X] Molly will pack a bleach bottle, 5 doses of Healing Potion and 2 doses of Speed
    -[X] Take the time to produce a sizable quantity of I-can't-believe-it's-not-magic cookies
    —[X] Bake in the mad science lab of the last station with a focus on making them filling for full buffs: WHWH, CCC, TLF, BSM, FPoR, excellency.
    —-[X] Maximize FPoR by doing some test batches first.
    —-[X] Spend WP on the final batch.
    -[X] [Stunt]: Taking a deep breath of the frigid air in her subterranean mad science lair workroom, Molly found herself moving to an almost inaudible beat as she prepared her tools. Something bold, proud, and red as the dawn before a storm. It almost made her laugh to pick up a whisk, but she could dance to this tune just as readily baking as forging a sword.
    [X] Get to meet some more 'interesting folks' Ghouls and Vampires supposedly down in the 'Undercity' Wasn't one city big enough?
    [X] Learn the basics of brewin' stuff, alchemy's the fancy name for it
    [X] Shoot magic guns, Terry was real' excited about that...
    [X] Get to meet some more 'interesting folks' Ghouls and Vampires supposedly down in the 'Undercity' Wasn't one city big enough?
    -[X] Molly will pack a bleach bottle, 5 doses of Healing Potion and 2 doses of Speed
 
Arc 14 Post 1: Who the Train Trains
Who the Train Trains

18th of February 2007 A.D.

The thing you notice about the would-be-Wardens isn't how young they are, contrary to what Harry's complaints might indicate, the youngest are around Lydia's age and Lydia's visited Hell with the intent to bust people out, it's just how sparsely they are strung up along the tunnel gawking at the lights powered from nowhere, or chatting to one another about the announcer's voice. They are all, or rather each, used to being alone, isolated in their own little bubble of weirdness. Little wonder wizards got a reputation for being hermits when magic itself starts isolating them so soon. To be a wizard of the White Council is to understand that you are mighty yes, but also that the world is fragile.

If the dark eyed girl over there wishes for a snowday it might lay down ice on the roads and get someone killed in an early morning skid, if the boy with the braces wishes to hit harder in baseball try-outs he might overshoot so hard that it injures someone in the stands, on and on... lead children of a world spun of snowflakes, they do not know how to deal with each other, with the chaotic energies born where spheres of influence overlap and Carlos doesn't know how to help them since he too was taught the regular way, just him and his master. So a score of kids just... stay apart, elbows metaphorically tucked in least 'something bad' happens, other than the pair of twins at the edge of the platform.

At least that's what they do until the train comes in. A few weeks of training can't have prepared them for Porter. Leaving aside the enormous steel chassis, and it is a rather large thing to leave aside, to more arcane senses he's a magical bonfire and one that's almost attuned to them. True, they do not desperately need help, these score of wizard talents had been found and are well on their way to mastering their magic, but they haven't found themselves or their purpose yet, they had pledged to fight in a war they only half understand.

Carlos whistles when he sees you in the door of the train, not that way... not mostly that way, it's more of an impressed sound. "You have been busy."

"Just you know..." you give an airy wave. "Keeping my hand in. Honest word builds character."

"What, the railroad? Are you going to start singing Old West work songs?" He looks past you, as though expecting to see the train filled with cowboys. Instead it's filled with Jade Dogs, some of them mortal, some of them not, one toddler in attendance come to see the wizard-folk. The only people most of these people had ever seen is Harry who looms large in every sense of the word.

"Most of the rails were here, we just repurposed them..."

"It... is... good... to... have purpose," Porter interjects, his voice coming as much from the metal body of the trail as over the speakers.

"Everyone, meet the elemental dragon of the Chicago under-city, everyone be polite to the elemental dragon of the Chicago under-city," he gets out with a wobble in the middle.

"Oh don't mind... me, it's already a.... wonder how quick you... wise-folk learn the ways of things... I shan't be expecting... children to... already know them."

That's torn it, he just called a bunch of people learning serious wizarding that they are children. The denials are loud and insistent.

"My pardons... all things born... mortal seem as... children to me... Could you perhaps... educate me on the... distinction?" Before you had thought Porter was teasing them, now you're sure of it.

To their credit the students don't just shout over each other, they work out among themselves who would be the best to try to explain the stages of human development to a living magical train, it's one of the girls, Tina's her name and she does a pretty good job of explaining the difference between knowledge and experience, between a teenager and a 'little kid'. 'We're all old enough to join the wizard army so I figure we should get the wizard vote' sticks in your head and Porter obviously finds her endearing since he offers to teach them all how to bargain with least elementals for information and help.

While that's going on the other twin, Terry you remember, is looking between you and Carlos and asks. "Scuse me ma'am but who are you and what are you doing with all..." he kind of motions around.

"Well first of all I am definitely not old enough to be called ma'am, that's my mom as for who I am..."

[] I'm a girl who got lucky

[] I'm a friend of the Council, odder than most maybe, definitely newer

[] Write in


OOC: I know you guys were waiting for the magic cookies, but then I realized that due to his new purpose Porter would have a minor positive intimacy with the kids and the interaction developed on the way to the Station.
 
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I think gentle honesty is best. Plus seriousness. We're not just a girl who got lucky once and that's it. We're not just an ally of the White Council. They need to understand that humanoids can be incredibly dangerous if they run into someone of the level of a fey noble, or for them to understand how dangerous and stealthy the Red Court vampires can be.
 
"Everyone, meet the elemental dragon of the Chicago under-city, everyone be polite to the elemental dragon of the Chicago under-city," he gets out with a wobble in the middle.
The elemental dragon? Seems like that upgrade was a bit more significant than I'd thought. I suppose he does have the widest ranging claim.
[] I'm a girl who got lucky

[] I'm a friend of the Council, odder than most maybe, definitely newer

[] Write in
We're here to network, but we don't want to downplay ourselves too much either. Emphasizing dumb luck as a factor in Molly position, accurate or not, may not be the most politically helpful move.
 
The elemental dragon? Seems like that upgrade was a bit more significant than I'd thought. I suppose he does have the widest ranging claim.
Well, as far as I understand he now has control and claim over all of the Chicago subways and probably most of the tunnels. That's a lot. Not on par with being a spirit of the whole city but still pretty damn impressive.
 
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[X] Before you can reply, Clippy's speaker chimes in with the opening lyrics of a rather well known song, "Please allow me to introduce myself..."
-[X] "I'm Molly," you answer with a chuckle. "I brought cookies."
 
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[X] Before you can reply, Clippy's speaker chimes in with the opening lyrics of a rather well known song, "Please allow me to introduce myself..."
-[X] "I'm Molly," you answer with a chuckle. "I brought cookies."
 
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16 successes on baking cookies probably qualifies as going extremely hard on "come to the dark side, we have cookies".
[X] Before you can reply, Clippy's speaker chimes in with the opening lyrics of a rather well known song, "Please allow me to introduce myself..."
-[X] "I'm Molly," you answer with a chuckle. "I brought cookies."
...that said, in a world with people like Nicodemus wandering around, leaning too much into "the devil" might be counterproductive.
 
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