“Human Resources” Shouldn’t Be This Literal: A PMMM/ProjectMoon Quest
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Brightflame
Lord of the Dance
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- Inkopolis
[X] Plan: This is the ideal.
-[X] …is someone dedicated to their work.
-[X] …would be a peer or conversation partner.
-[X] …is deeply compassionate.
-[X] …has a very strong moral compass.
Besides Adam, I genuinely do wonder if anyone checks all of these boxes
...For some reason my mind jumped to Don Quixote in some weird mockery of logic.
-[X] …is someone dedicated to their work.
-[X] …would be a peer or conversation partner.
-[X] …is deeply compassionate.
-[X] …has a very strong moral compass.
Besides Adam, I genuinely do wonder if anyone checks all of these boxes
...For some reason my mind jumped to Don Quixote in some weird mockery of logic.
thenew
#1 Masters of the Bazaar Fan
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Are not at all of these correct!? Are thee an evildoer! All know that Don Quixote De La Mancha is a paragon! A wondrous knight, virtuous, kind, stalwart, dedicated!
Brightflame
Lord of the Dance
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- Inkopolis
The worse part is that I can see all of them being checked out with the exception of the conversation partner one, but even then you can be technical and say: "Yeah...you can have a conversation with them."
- Location
- America
Truly, BongBong is The One for X
thenew
#1 Masters of the Bazaar Fan
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- My Lodgings
Frankly speaking I don't believe in the ideal plan. Feels a bit too much.
[X] …is deeply compassionate.
If you're into autistic girl swag and can accept talking with someone for 10 hours on the Red Mist's feats, on the engineering of WARP trains, the history of wakizashi or the teachings of the One Who Grips, she's a great conversation partner.
[X] …is deeply compassionate.
Don Quixote is someone who is deeply immersed in her interests. For the LCB Sinner, it's Fixers. For W-Corp Don Quixote, it's trains (she probably collects train model kits much like the base version collects figurines, I dare say), and for N-Corp Don Quixote it's the obsession with the scriptures. I'd even say Shi Director might have a massive sword collection back home.
If you're into autistic girl swag and can accept talking with someone for 10 hours on the Red Mist's feats, on the engineering of WARP trains, the history of wakizashi or the teachings of the One Who Grips, she's a great conversation partner.
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Eternal_0bserver
(Unverified Bookworm)
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- Earth, Northern Europe
[X] Plan: This is the ideal.
Our hero.
questioningmeme
Just be yourself
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- River of Light
One problem with them is that both Adam and the Doctor are hella shitty conversation partners. Adam is less so than the Doctor but not by that much.
Taking five minutes to talk about our Lord and Savior White Night every five minutes is not good conversation? Impossible...
Would you prefer she be crushing on Argalia?
Ah, but the thing is, the option says nothing about *great conversation partner* it says *would be a peer or conversation partner*, and Adam does work for both, he is a peer without a doubt, and he definitely can have debates with X, so conversation partner.
See, truly the ideal man.
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In fact, let me add, the text of the option doesn't precise anything but *conversation partner*, as such, the only researched criteria is *can have a conversation*, no precision on if these needs to be good, interesting, two-sided, or anything, you can talk and answer, you're good.
As such, a good candidate if you only choose this criteria is Tommerry, they do know a lot about L.O.V.E so I'm sure they would be a great partner!
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Nottheunmaker
Altman be praised
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- USG Ishimura
Yes. The potential for fucked up drama is ripe.
Kyouko: "What, my dad not good enough for you?"
X: "Isn't he marr-"
Kyouko: "That's besides the point!"
Yuma: "Yuma can be mama's husband!"
Kyouko: "Wait no-"
questioningmeme
Just be yourself
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- River of Light
: ...Isn't that incest?
: Okay this conversation is getting weird.
: Though by technicality it's selfcest.
: But it's perfectly fine! Since X doesn't have any DNA. She's an Abnormality.
kaillll
Judgment Upon You
: What in the name of this hell on earth are the two of you talking about. have you finally came to the conclusion that it will be better for you two to become nothing but a member of City's madness? in which case, leave you childrens out of your mad talk, its annoying.
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questioningmeme
Just be yourself
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- River of Light
Let's just bury the shipping talk for now before we enter weirdo territory even further.
*Cough* Ayin and Carmen are good candidates too btw *Cough*
*Cough* Ayin and Carmen are good candidates too btw *Cough*
Lepidoptera
Mother of Monsters, Unverified Impuritas Civitatis
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- Indeterminate Unknown
All this discussion and I'm surprised only one Abnormality has been brought up. I'm not sure if this is better or worse than that.
Changing my vote. This is too good. Plus, our Agents still qualify!
...Is that bad?
That's probably bad.
On the plus side, I find the idea of X asking Angela if she remembers what company policy on that sort of thing was, and getting a look of deep concern in response amusing. That's also probably bad. There's also a bit of a power dynamic there that has some bad implications, but at least now it's 'merely' a little higher on the totem pole rather than "My girlfriend is the God Queen of my workplace" bad. Still probably shouldn't. But then I'm a person on the internet and therefore have never been in a relationship so I don't actually know.
Eternal_0bserver
(Unverified Bookworm)
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Joking aside, mentioning religious lunatics will bring up some pretty traumatic topics for Kyoko, which I think should be avoided right now.