Game of the Year: A Naruto Quest

[x]I only sleep 2 hours a night.

It is interesting.
It is in line with Kurenai's example.
It is useful information for when someone has to keep watch and stuff.

@Vesvius
[X] The squirrels of Konoha hate me with a bloody passion and the feeling is mutual
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[X] I killed a man at 5 years old.

[x] I have a strange relationship with training dummies and can summon them to aid me in battle.

I like the sleeping one but I don't see it making a comeback.

[x] I have a strange relationship with training dummies and can summon them to aid me in battle.

[X] I am under constant watch for weakness from the Konoha Squirrel Mafia.

[X] I have a strange relationship with training dummies and can summon them to aid me in battle.

[x] I have a strange relationship with training dummies and can summon them to aid me in battle.

The sleep one was my favourite choice but I can't see it beating out any of the top 3

[X] I can't cook at all

[X] I killed a man at 5 years old.

[X] I am under constant watch for weakness from the Konoha Squirrel Mafia.

[X] I killed a man at 5 years old.

@Vesvius Did you come up with this one while the eagles were losing?

[x] I have a strange relationship with training dummies and can summon them to aid me in battle.

Anything to not be the edgelord. Nobody likes the edgelord. Even now, half of the votes for that option are literal trolling, and nothing more.

And to those who claim we should tell Kurenai about it, because it's relevant to our job? Bullshit. Everyone in the village knows about it already, even if most don't speak about it, and that sure as hell includes the Jounin teacher assigned to us by the Hokage himself. She knows that we killed Tokei at the age of five. The only thing the edgy answer will tell her is that we've centred our life so much around that kill, and perhaps killing in general, that the moment someone asks us for something we consider interesting about ourselves, we immediately jump to that single thing, even if the situation and the material is very inappropriate. Considering how much attention our mother, Yui and indeed us, put on being polite, this says some very bad things about us. It doesn't mean we got over it. It means we still think about it all the time. That could be seen as us being a potential liability when killing comes up, because we still haven't got over it... or us being potentially unstable. In a society that has a long and time-honored tradition of geniuses going batshit crazy and massacring its people, and specifically in a village that has recently had Itachi slaughter his family, and has had Orochimaru stab it in the back a few years prior? We should pray they decide it's the former. Unfortunately, seeing as the answer implies that we see killing as interesting, and that we're probably known to barely sleep... Well. I won't hold my breath.

Thank you @Akasha, our themes are polite, skilled, and sexy. No edgelording.

[X] I have a strange relationship with training dummies and can summon them to aid me in battle.

[x] I have a strange relationship with training dummies and can summon them to aid me in battle.

i would have gone turtles if it had a chance of winning, still the edge must not win, keep teens out of power

[x] I have a strange relationship with training dummies and can summon them to aid me in battle.

[x] I have a strange relationship with training dummies and can summon them to aid me in battle.

Please no edge. There's plenty of that on ff.net

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... What about the squirrel mafia?

[X] I can't cook at all.

[x] I have a strange relationship with training dummies and can summon them to aid me in battle.

[X] I have a strange relationship with training dummies and can summon them to aid me in battle.

Is interesting. Is kind of suspected already. Tactically useful.

[] I killed a man at 5 years old.

Is interesting. Is not known by our peers. Is strategically useful. Probably shuts Mariko up if you're into that. Edge~~~

[] I can't cook at all.

Not interesting. Nobody wants to know. Is not useful.

[] I am under constant watch for weakness from the Konoha Squirrel Mafia.

Is interesting. Is known to Kiba. Is not useful. Is hilarious.

KnightofTempest said:

It's implied that he is at some points, but given how most traps are useless in the series, it doesn't really come to much.

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Worked for Shikamaru. Naruto traded in his stealth and traps skills for mass kagebunshin brawling.

Vesvius said:

...this is your future. This is your next six months to forever. A team made up of a girl who despises you, a boy who's manners are so disgusting they cause you physical pain, and a dog. And the dog is by far the least of your issues.

"What do you say, Akamaru?" you ask plaintively. "You come join me, we'll leave Kiba behind until eating next to him doesn't cause my stomach to rebel. Does that sound good?"

"Grrrawrl?"

"I'll throw in half a cow. I have a friend who has a friend."

"Bark Bark!"

Kiba reaches up absently and grabs Akamaru before the dog can take more than two steps in your direction. "Traitor!" he growls at the dog. "Abandoning me for meat! What kind of companion are you?"

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A man's best.
Akamichi beef courtesy of Ino huh?

Not being able to cook is on the same level as kiba liking mutton.

Besides it says something about daisuke as a person.

[X] I killed a man at 5 years old.

[X] I can't cook at all