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Mami Said Knock You Out, a Yuma Quest (PMMM)

Would you be interested in having a Discord server for Mami Said Knock You Out?

  • Yes

    Votes: 14 38.9%

  • No

    Votes: 22 61.1%
  • Total voters
    36
  • Poll closed .
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I mean... the whole "Yuma will support you Best Sis" is kind of cute and funny, but it doesn't really make that much sense to choose from Yuma's standpoint given that she basically knows that Sayaka and Madoka saw... that... which is kind of totally against her perception of How Things Should Be, and this kind of really fucks that up. And her first thought is to actually do damage control for that.

There are no good options here- Blue screen and panic are probably the most IC though but if we want to do things, I feel like trying to invite them in and go THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN at least gets them involved in the follow-up and basically gives Yuma time to figure out how to deal with this.
 
[X] Very seriously, tell Kyoko that you understand why she likes Homura and her Hair, and that you support her no matter what.
-[X] After that, ask Madoka and Sayaka, completely unrelated to what just happened, about their thoughts on polygamy.
 
[X] Very seriously, tell Kyoko that you understand why she likes Homura and her Hair, and that you support her no matter what.
 
Lord Chungus said:
"But I'm pretty sure she has a crush on you," you say. "And your hair. Definitely your hair."

Homura cocks an eyebrow, but doesn't look too shocked at the news. Perhaps she was more socially aware than you thought?

*SOUNDS OF HOMURA CONVINCING HERSELF TO FEEL PITY FOR POOR MADOKA WHO CRUSHES ON AN UNWORTHY FOOL*

"Are you sure?" says Homura.
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Lord Chungus said:
"Well, I'm still not sure I can justify letting familiars go loose, but… I was talking with my dad, all hypotheticals of course, and he said something that really stuck with me. He said that people, especially young people, do lots of stupid things and lots of bad things, but what's really important isn't what they do, it's why they do it. He said that if someone's a good person, one or two bad things doesn't make them evil, so you should really know the people you're judging. That's when I realized that I don't know you two that well. All I know is that you let familiars go and you think you need to, and… Well, I guess this is my way of saying that I'll give you two a chance."
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Oh shit! :o

Sayaka pulled the SECRET TECHNIQUE, something no meguca before her could ever do!

SHE USED PARENTS.

It turns out there's hidden depths to Sayaka.

Lord Chungus said:
All of a sudden, Kyoko snaps her head up, slapping her knee.

"That's it!" she says. "Homura, you never explained how you know about my chain barriers!"

"Big Sis, weren't you making a big deal out of it earlier? How did you forget about it?"

"Well, there were more important things on my mind."

Could she be referring to… Sayaka? Could she be one step closer to acknowledge her feelings?
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*SOUND OF YUMA'S MIND TWISTING THE UNIVERSE AROUND TO MAKE SENSE OF SHIPPING LOGIC*

Oh wait, that's not unique to Yuma, that's every shipper ever.

Lord Chungus said:
"Oh, quit it with all this crap," says Kyoko. "That's gotta be the biggest leap in logic since your parents thought you were straight, there is no way you figured it out like that. So just tell us, Homura. Or is there something else you're hiding?"

You stay silent, unsure of what to say. You want to trust Homura, but Kyoko's got a point; Homura doesn't seem concerned with telling you the truth.

"Can you please just trust me on this?" says Homura. "How I know is not important."
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"Parents?" scoffs Homura. "Now that's a bullshit leap of logic."

TheFanficAddict said:
HomuKyo in our supposed KyoSaya Quest? More likely than you think....
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No you fool!

It's Kyoukoxany-sort-of-tension-whatsoever!

That's why Kyouko gets together with Sayaka, because they are so confrontational all the time.

This means Kyouko goes beyond the Nanoha school of FRIENDSHIPPING your enemies, she goes straight directly into KISSING your enemies!

Poor Sayaka, poor Homura, poor anyone who ever gets into a fight with Kyouko. For they will be used as a gateway for Kyouko to flirt with that sweet hot tension and rivalry. And then she'll discard them for another once she gets into a fight with someone else.

And now Yuma has to help her deal with this...
 
Onmur said:
Poor Sayaka, poor Homura, poor anyone who ever gets into a fight with Kyouko. For they will be used as a gateway for Kyouko to flirt with that sweet hot tension and rivalry. And then she'll discard them for another once she gets into a fight with someone else.
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I mean the logical solution to this is an intervention to get rid of the bad impulses and maybe redirect her hormones.

So basically what we need to do is make sure Kyouko doesn't get in fights with other gir-

Oh god we're so fucked
 
Broken Base said:
I mean the logical solution to this is an intervention to get rid of the bad impulses and maybe redirect her hormones.

So basically what we need to do is make sure Kyouko doesn't get in fights with other gir-

Oh god we're so fucked
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:thonk:

Redirect her hormones?

Genius!

[Q] Take Kyouko's hormones and turn them to point at Sayaka.
 
[X] Very seriously, tell Kyoko that you understand why she likes Homura and her Hair, and that you support her no matter what.
-[X] After that, ask Madoka and Sayaka, completely unrelated to what just happened, about their thoughts on polygamy.
 
[X] Act as if absolutely nothing has happened; invite Sayaka and Madoka in for a nice chat about teams and Walpurgisnacht.
 
[x] Act as if nothing exceptional has happened; invite Sayaka and Madoka in for a nice chat about teams and Walpurgisnacht.
-[x] Unless they wish to join in with the kissing, that is?
 
[X] Very seriously, tell Kyoko that you understand why she likes Homura and her Hair, and that you support her no matter what.
-[X] After that, ask Madoka and Sayaka, completely unrelated to what just happened, about their thoughts on polygamy.
 
[X] Act as if absolutely nothing has happened; invite Sayaka and Madoka in for a nice chat about teams and Walpurgisnacht.

Let us move along as though nothing has happened! That lets Homura and Kyouko deal with it! Oh god no that's an awful idea It'll be fine!
 
[X] Act as if absolutely nothing has happened; invite Sayaka and Madoka in for a nice chat about teams and Walpurgisnacht.
 
[X] Blue Screen of Death. Big Sis? And Homura? Yuma cannot comprehend!
 
[X] Very seriously, tell Kyoko that you understand why she likes Homura and her Hair, and that you support her no matter what.
-[X] After that, ask Madoka and Sayaka, completely unrelated to what just happened, about their thoughts on polygamy.

:V

More seriously, we need a good write in vote. The above is hilarious, and I absolutely will take this over any option that doesn't look like it will fix this mess, but quite frankly, Kyoko is messing with our ship. KyoSaya must become a thing, and this temporary fixation on Homura and her Hair is getting in the way of that. We need to do damage control before Sayaka declares that she'll never date such an evil philanderer as Big Sis.
Oh, also this might make the alliance a bit awkward. That too.

So here's my rough draft:

[] Try to hide your exasperation from all your ships catching fire and sinking like rocks.
-[] Calmly invite Madoka and Sayaka in.
-[] Big Sis unfortunately seems to be suffering from temporary insanity. Being a magical girl can be very stressful, and these things happen sometimes. Calmly explain this to Madoka and Sayaka.
-[] Explain that this in no way should be taken as a final pairing. Kyoko is clearly just as confused by this as everyone else, so she's probably over the temporary insanity by now. Hopefully.
-[] Right, Big Sis?

Any ideas for how to fix this, or how to make my vote workable?
 
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[] Smack your Big Sis upside her head with your mace.
-[] Just because she feels tension and is attracted towards Homura's Hair, she doesn't have any right to involve Homura in this!
-–[] Look at Homura with apprehension.
-—[] Unless your guess is right and Homura feels attracted to her hair too.
 
[X] Very seriously, tell Kyoko that you understand why she likes Homura and her Hair, and that you support her no matter what.
-[X] After that, ask Madoka and Sayaka, completely unrelated to what just happened, about their thoughts on polygamy.
 
Sentient Tree said:
[] Try to hide your exasperation from all your ships catching fire and sinking like rocks.
-[] Calmly invite Madoka and Sayaka in.
-[] Big Sis unfortunately seems to be suffering from temporary insanity. Being a magical girl can be very stressful, and these things happen sometimes. Calmly explain this to Madoka and Sayaka.
-[] Explain that this in no way should be taken as a final pairing. Kyoko is clearly just as confused by this as everyone else, so she's probably over the temporary insanity by now. Hopefully.
-[] Right, Big Sis?
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I like this vote a lot, actually. I think the whole "this in no way should be taken as a final pairing" is kind of a weird sort of thing to say to Madoka and Sayaka, and Homura in earshot, because I thought we weren't really inclined to share our shipping inclinations with them in particular. But aside from that it looks fine.
 
Broken Base said:
I like this vote a lot, actually. I think the whole "this in no way should be taken as a final pairing" is kind of a weird sort of thing to say to Madoka and Sayaka, and Homura in earshot, because I thought we weren't really inclined to share our shipping inclinations with them in particular. But aside from that it looks fine.
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I dunno, if Yuma said that I think most of them would just take it in stride given how Yuma's been thus far.
 
Spectral Waltz said:
I dunno, if Yuma said that I think most of them would just take it in stride given how Yuma's been thus far.
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That's fair.

[X] Try to hide your exasperation from all your ships catching fire and sinking like rocks.
-[X] Calmly invite Madoka and Sayaka in.
-[X] Big Sis unfortunately seems to be suffering from temporary insanity. Being a magical girl can be very stressful, and these things happen sometimes. Calmly explain this to Madoka and Sayaka.
-[X] Explain that this in no way should be taken as a final pairing. Kyoko is clearly just as confused by this as everyone else, so she's probably over the temporary insanity by now. Hopefully.
-[X] Right, Big Sis?
 
[X] Act as if absolutely nothing has happened; invite Sayaka and Madoka in for a nice chat about teams and Walpurgisnacht.
 
[X] Very seriously, tell Kyoko that you understand why she likes Homura and her Hair, and that you support her no matter what.
-[X] After that, ask Madoka and Sayaka, completely unrelated to what just happened, about their thoughts on polygamy.
 
[X] Try to hide your exasperation from all your ships catching fire and sinking like rocks.
-[X] Calmly invite Madoka and Sayaka in.
-[X] Big Sis unfortunately seems to be suffering from temporary insanity. Being a magical girl can be very stressful, and these things happen sometimes. Calmly explain this to Madoka and Sayaka.
-[X] Explain that this in no way should be taken as a final pairing. Kyoko is clearly just as confused by this as everyone else, so she's probably over the temporary insanity by now. Hopefully.
-[X] Right, Big Sis?
 
[X] Try to hide your exasperation from all your ships catching fire and sinking like rocks.
-[X] Calmly invite Madoka and Sayaka in.
-[X] Big Sis unfortunately seems to be suffering from temporary insanity. Being a magical girl can be very stressful, and these things happen sometimes. Calmly explain this to Madoka and Sayaka.
-[X] Explain that this in no way should be taken as a final pairing. Kyoko is clearly just as confused by this as everyone else, so she's probably over the temporary insanity by now. Hopefully.
-[X] Right, Big Sis?

Well. Either everyone accepts the plea of insanity, we redo the whole shipping chart, or we induce the harem route.
I, for one, am entirely willing to double down on the plea of insanity. The shipping chart's already a mess because of HORMONES and DEADLY WITCHES and TIME TRAVEL. Even if we don't know about the time travel. And Kyoko would be hopelessly bad at the harem route.
 
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This quest makes me want to laugh like the unhinged lunatic that I am and cry, because I know not how to comprehend the true power of the HUGZ.
Well done!

[X] Try to hide your exasperation from all your ships catching fire and sinking like rocks.
-[X] Calmly invite Madoka and Sayaka in.
-[X] Big Sis unfortunately seems to be suffering from temporary insanity. Being a magical girl can be very stressful, and these things happen sometimes. Calmly explain this to Madoka and Sayaka.
-[X] Explain that this in no way should be taken as a final pairing. Kyoko is clearly just as confused by this as everyone else, so she's probably over the temporary insanity by now. Hopefully.
-[X] Right, Big Sis?
 
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