Game of the Year: A Naruto Quest

[X] [HOMELAND] Land of Iron (Hard)
[X] [REASON] Your Parents are skilled craftsmen who were recruited by Konoha. (Very Easy).

Honestly I could care less about the difficulty, I just vote for what I feel would be neat.

...Also I am weeboo trash....

Glorious Nippon Steel!
Folded 1000 times!
Can cut through anything!
Plane wings sharp like Katana!
Filthy Gaijin go home!

...wish I knew how to insert gif...
 
[X] [HOMELAND] Land of Iron (Hard)
[X] [REASON] Your Parents are skilled craftsmen who were recruited by Konoha. (Very Easy).

Honestly I could care less about the difficulty, I just vote for what I feel would be neat.

...Also I am weeboo trash....

Glorious Nippon Steel!
Folded 1000 times!
Can cut through anything!
Plane wings sharp like Katana!
Filthy Gaijin go home!

...wish I knew how to insert gif...
The running theory is currently that the ??? means spy, which would make our parents spies from Iwa, Konoha's enemy.

That is way cooler than dumb katana memes.
 
I agree that Katana's are overrated. I prefer Claymores or Zweihanders, but this is the next best thing.

Why not beat them with our magic? No ninja worth their salt bothers using a blade too much - Sasuke uses ninjutsu for real trump cards, I don't think Kakashi seriously used his sword much, etc.

Nah, get a kanabo so we can club people with chakra enhanced strength.

Best "club" user in Naruto :


Tell me that doesn't look damn like a club. If we come from Iwa, we'll have the properly refined taste to appreciate/invent this type of technique!
 
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[X] [HOMELAND] Land of Earth (Insane)
[X] [REASON] ??? (Insane)

Two negatives cancel out to be a positive right?


Or

0% Speedrun said:
"Land of Earth, huh." He looks down at the papers. "And your employment is?"

Mom replied "Spi...ce merchant. Totally normal spice merchant."

"Really, what do you trade in?"

"Ginger, wasabi, industrial secrets, sesame..."

"Look, lady, can you just come with me to the prison and save us all some time?"

GAME OVER
 
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Why not beat them with our magic? No ninja worth their salt bothers using a blade too much - Sasuke uses ninjutsu for real trump cards, I don't think Kakashi seriously used his sword much, etc.

Kenjutsu is best, combine Kenjutsu with Taijutsu. We aren't from a clan, so our best bet is to be the lovechild of Maito Gai and Gekko Hayate.

Asking? Who said anything about asking? :p
I did.
 
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Kenjutsu is best, combine Kenjutsu with Taijutsu. We aren't from a clan, so our best bet is to be the lovechild of Maito Gai and Gekko Hayate.


I did.
I'm not really into swords this time. Don't think we can be as cool as Sasuke with it, so it will look pretentious. OTOH, there is no (almost none) good Earth Release user in Leaf's junior ninja. Why not carve a niche for ourselves there? Hell, the main twelve don't use elemental ninjutsu all that much except Sasuke, so we might try and use multiple elements like Kakashi or Hiruzen (who is pretty badass with his staff too).

Besides, top tier taijutsu like the Eight Gates is superior to kenjutsu users like Kisame*, so why not focus all efforts on taijutsu or ninjutsu alone?

*Kisame remains competitive not because his sword skills are good, but because his chakra capacity (unrelated to swords) is off the charts and Samehada is a good toy. Guy fights Madara with nothing but Taijutsu.
 
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Besides, top tier taijutsu like the Eight Gates is superior to kenjutsu users like Kisame*, so why not focus all efforts on taijutsu or ninjutsu alone?

Because Ninjutsu requires some serious reserves, and I don't know if you noticed, but we're not really from a prominent clan...

So, Taijutsu and Kenjutsu combined will obviously be the best. It's what Killer B does.
 
Because Ninjutsu requires some serious reserves, and I don't know if you noticed, but we're not really from a prominent clan...

So, Taijutsu and Kenjutsu combined will obviously be the best. It's what Killer B does.
There's no restriction like that. Clan members don't generally have more chakra than other people (see Shikamaru, or how Ino appears to have same chakra level as Sakura).

Besides, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Hanzo the Salamander, Konan and a large number of non-clan ninjutsu users show us that one can indeed use ninjutsu at S-rank or higher levels without being a clan member. It really doesn't matter that much whether you're clan born.
 
Besides, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Hanzo the Salamander, Konan and a large number of non-clan ninjutsu users show us that one can indeed use ninjutsu at S-rank or higher levels without being a clan member. It really doesn't matter that much whether you're clan born.

You're aiming high if you think we can compete at that level on the first life. We'll see how it goes, but I wanna learn Kenjutsu from Gekko Hayate. Dude is a badass even though he's terminally ill, like Kimimaro except with Kenjutsu.

I personally think it's obvious that those guys are from a clan, just not a known one. Orochimaru's features have to be from a clan, otherwise you'd see tons of abnormal people walking the streets of Konoha.
 
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You're aiming high if you think we can compete at that level on the first life. We'll see how it goes, but I wanna learn Kenjutsu from Gekko Hayate. Dude is a badass even though he's terminally ill, like Kimimaro except with Kenjutsu.

I personally think it's obvious that those guys are from a clan, just not a known one. Orochimaru's features have to be from a clan, otherwise you'd see tons of abnormal people walking the streets of Konoha.
There are still lots of ninjutsu users even at average levels. Zabuza* uses a lot of ninjutsu like Hiding in Mist technique and Water Dragon, the three genin from Orochimaru's village all use their unique ninjutsu like the sound wave one, Kurenai uses genjutsu etc.

As for Orochimaru being from a clan - if something like Sakura's hair can be a non-clan feature, I don't see why pale skin can't be a non-clan feature. The other stuff like his tongue is probably the Snake Sage's body alterations, like Jiraiya's eyemarks / warts are due to he Toads.

I mean, come on. Ninjutsu is a very basic ninja art, not something exclusive to Ye Olde Aristocracie and people with big cocks good pedigree. There were literally thousands of ninjas who joined to spam Earth Walls and Fireballs and such in the fight with Madara.

*he's pretty much a chump considering high rank Naruto characters. If we can't get to his level by Shippuden despite having the broken Gamer ability character should commit suicide with a block of tofu, since he likely won't survive Ten Tails / Madara / Kaguya with that little power.
 
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As for Orochimaru being from a clan - if something like Sakura's hair can be a non-clan feature, I don't see why pale skin can't be a non-clan feature.

It ain't just his paleskin, it's his snakelike features. He has a snake summons, looks like a snake and has many snake themed jutsu.

*he's pretty much a chump considering high rank Naruto characters. If we can't get to his level by Shippuden despite having the broken Gamer ability character should commit suicide with a block of tofu, since he likely won't survive Ten Tails / Madara / Kaguya with that little power.

We'll die waaaay before we get to the Ten-Tails, no matter what. It's bound to happen, the NG+ will let us learn other things, so I say focus on Taijutsu and Kenjutsu.

They're harder to master than Ninjutsu.
 
It ain't just his paleskin, it's his snakelike features. He has a snake summons, looks like a snake and has many snake themed jutsu.
He looks like that because he has done several experiments on his body. He looks like a snake because he went and made a deal with a big snake, not because he was born like that. See this.


We'll die waaaay before we get to the Ten-Tails, no matter what. It's bound to happen, the NG+ will let us learn other things, so I say focus on Taijutsu and Kenjutsu.

They're harder to master than Ninjutsu.
If they're both harder to master, doesn't it make simple sense to take the "easier" topic of ninjutsu first and gain power? Power will make us have a better chance to survive, and ninjutsu is way more versatile than Ken / Tai jutsu.
 
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He looks like that because he has done several experiments on his body. He looks like a snake because he went and made a deal with a big snake, not because he was born like that. See

Looked at it, didn't see any mentions of it changing his body's appearance.

I'm done arguing about it, it's clear we'll never see eye to eye on the subject.
 
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