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I can see it. I can see why the invaders are needed. If magical girls eliminate the threat of daemons than by the laws of the cycle the whole machine stops. Liken to the heat death of the universe it's more like total magical girl conversion of the human rase. MG critical mass. Magical Girl death of the universe.
If magical girls soak up all the magic that is released by grief. And if they are immortal, if they are not killed to flush that energy back into the cycle. The cycle will get smaller, weaker. Weaker and weaker grief monsters appear, while more and weaker magical girls get made. Till a point where all magic is concentrated in magical girls. Isn't there this Big G magical girl that absorbs all the magical girls into itself at the end of all things?

I suppose the wishes of little girls are still worth the potential risks. I would not think it worth it, but suppose the other alternatives ain't any better whatever they might be.
If my speculation is correct, that is to say if a magical girl lives long enough they will go into negative net sum. They will take in more magic than the wishing releases. Hastening the magical heat death of the universe. So the incubators plan is to kill them via alien invasion before they start undoing their work. As long as they die fast enough the universe will last (insert unspecified amount of time) longer.

I wonder what would be the thing they would throw at them after the aliens where beaten, subdued, peaced out. They couldn't have another even bigger existential bomb to throw at them, right?
 
You didn’t say I’d be her human test subject
[5] Put hairpin back in box (and hopefully Yukari-san with it)
[5] Give Yukari-san a tour to satisfy her
-[5] Ask her all about her friends
-[5] Look through the photos in the cabinet for her and her friends


The main thing seems to be to get Hitomi back sooner rather than later; you're certain that a tour would be harmless enough, but it's ultimately a tool to make this happen.

"So what's up?" asks Yukari Hitomi, whirling around idly and looking for her reflection on shiny surfaces. "Am I a princess? Am I magic?" She claps her hands in excitement, and spins around.

"No, you're not a princess," you say. "Believe it or not, Japan in 2011 is still a democracy…"

"That's totally unfair!" she complains. "If it's the twenty first century, I should be a moon princess."

"Isn't monarchy pretty unfair?" asks Ryouko, with distaste. "I wouldn't want to be a princess of any celestial body, in any century..."

"Ryouko's just jealous," Yukari says to you, then sticks out her tongue at your girl.

"What?" asks Ryouko, confused. "I'm not … what??"

"Yes, you are," she says, with a twinkle in her eye. "Now kneel, minion!"

Ryouko does not kneel.

"Worth a shot," shrugs the interloper.

[2] Ask her if she recognizes us
[5] Point out the possibility of a past Simona
[4] Question Yukari-san on past Simona

Ryouko is a little alarmed at the possibility of Simona being in the eighties, and about as eager for answers as you are.

"Okay, serious talk" you declare. "First question. Do you actually recognize us?"

"No, Clarisse," she giggles, "it just says on the thing." She points at her eyes.

Of course. Thanks, technology, you think to yourself.

"Okay. Second, more important question. Have you seen this girl?"

You send a picture, and she turns her head around, attempting to understand the sensation of having a second window of perception available for file-sharing purposes. It's somehow a lot less natural for her — less work on computers, perhaps?

"… Oh! Yes, her!" replies Yukari Hitomi. "The sneaky girl! Who is she? What's her deal?"

"We were hoping you might have some insight," you hedge. "She seems to show up where she's not necessarily supposed to be."

"Is she magic?" asks Yukari-san.

"… yes," you tentatively admit.

"So maybe she sent me here," proposes the would-be princess, spinning about.

Of course, you remark to your girl internally, because that would be just what we need right now.

You decide to try the easy way first.

"Say, Hitomi," you say, holding up the jade box. "Can we have the hairpin back? We were just finishing with it."

"Oh, sure thing," she allows, and puts it in there. It doesn't seem to change anything. An inconvenience.

Should I try the ribbon, then? asks Ryouko.

Go ahead, you say.

"What is this?!" asks Yukari Hitomi, as Ryouko attempts to apply a ribbon to her forehead.

"It's not working!" says Ryouko.

We might need the pin, too, you tell her internally. But don't touch it, it might send you somewhere!

"No! Let go!!" squeals the girl, squirming out of the way.

We might even need intent, too, you realize. And wouldn't that just be perfection?

Your girl attempts to convince Hitomi with words, in a somewhat… direct manner.

"You need to go back home!" she demands.

Hitomi is unmoved. "You can't just send me back! It's not fair! What kind of isekai adventure protagonist gets sent back after three minutes? That's totally boring!"

"You don't understand," says Ryouko. "We need our Hitomi back; her father will kill us if anything happens to her!"

"Who says he has to know?" enquires the interloper.

"Listen, Yukari-san," you address her, attempting a gentler approach, "if you head back, I have a feeling that adventure will be right under your nose—"

"That's total crap!" says Hitomi. "I want magic. Real life magic, not life lessons."

"Kinomoto-chan is a magical girl," interrupts Ryouko. "Or about to become one."

Hitomi raises her hand to cover her mouth.

"Oh my gosh." she says. "Really for serious?"

Well, if you're going there, might as well try to sell her on the adventure.

"This place right here," you say, pointing at the cabinet, with the camera and the boxes, "is set aside for all the memories you're going to make," you tell her. "These memories are so precious that one of your best friends named their baby girl after you, and now she's the most precious thing in the world to both her mother and father both. Please don't take their little girl away from them, please don't spoil those memories before they can happen… and please don't take Hitomi's adventure away from her, either."

Hitomi looks at you, considering your proposition.

"Here, let's just take a peek," you propose. You open the other box — it's a photo box, it says so on the side — and gingerly withdraw the top two photo. Sure enough, the top picture shows a girl who looks very much like Asami, wearing a pastel dress with very fluffy skirts, frills everywhere, and white gloves, as well as the flower hairpin. She's with a group of friends, including a younger version of Hitomi's mother. In the second, she's in a by some lockers hallway, wearing in the same outfit, eyes closed as she's being kissed on the cheek … by … Simona del Mago?

Ryouko stifles a jealous noise, attempting to remind herself it's not really the same Asami, while you hide your own shock.

Yukari Hitomi considers the photos carefully.

"Oh," she says. "Okay, fine… I'll go back."

"Thank you for understanding," you say, finally relaxing a bit. "Tell you what, we can show you around the place a little before you —"

"Kidding!"

She runs out the door and into the hall.

You sigh.

Well, location tracking is on, at least.

"Oh, nice place," she calls back. "Totally princess grade. I want to swing from the chandelier!"

"Noooooo," you say. "Sliding down the bannister was bad enough…"

"Oh! Nice idea!"

You discuss the tactical situation with Ryouko.

Among other things, you're not quite confident who's home right now, or what Mama does during the day, and if she caught Hitomi running around that could be awkward… but you could always pass it off as shenanigans, while seeing Ryouko teleporting would be a lot messier. And there could be other people, too, a housekeeper perhaps; you haven't seen one but you doubt this place stays tidy without one. You would ask Hitomi, but …

"Awfully fancy place for someone who's not a princess!" Hitomi calls out.

Ryouko has settled on a plan.

You chase after her, she instructs. Once you've cornered her in a room and you're sure she's by herself, I'll teleport in, grab her, and bring her back here. We'll tie the ribbon on her, then try the pin. No one touches both at the same time.

Got it
, you say, giving chase.

You run after Yukari Hitomi, following her across the central living room, up the grand stairs, in a loop around the upstairs balcony — where she tries to fake you out — down the hall, past the other stairway, and into Hitomi's room. For a moment, you think you have her, but she heads straight out onto her balcony and climbs the drain-pipe up to the roof, where she runs a short distance to an open window on the third floor.

I really don't want to climb that, you tell Ryouko, concerned for the structural integrity, and general escalation of the stakes of the chase.

I'll head her off, then, replies your girl.

Ryouko leaps up from the ground floor to the balcony railing, then steps down, just in front of the third floor stairs. And it looks like there's only the one staircase to the third floor, so you'll should her cornered unless she starts off for another window…

"Oh, Hitomi!" says a voice from upstairs — her mother. "Can your mother borrow you for just a moment?"

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…. y-yes?" she says.

"Oh, thank you so much, darling. See, the theatre called, and I was going to send this off, and I just wanted to see how this looks on someone first."

"Oh…" says the girl, at a loss for words. "Oh. Umm."

"It won't be more than a minute, I promise."



You and your girl are camping out, just outside the door.

You do see why I'm worried about external influences manipulating your thoughts, though?

Yeah,
acknowledges Ryouko, this is a little much.

And now we have
two magical artifacts to worry about keeping safe.

I don't think the hairpin is magic,
says Ryouko, holding the ribbon gingerly. It didn't seem to do anything by itself. What if the pin is just a focus? Something to connect the two Hitomis together.

Oh?
you ask. Is the ribbon telling you that?

She shrugs externally. I don't know.

Well, assuming that's true,
you question, why would I be wearing it later?

I don't know,
says Ryouko. Maybe you have something to do with Nadeshiko.

Who's that?
you ask.

Ryouko shrugs.

Hitomi's voice wafts from behind the door. "Is it safe to move yet?" she asks.

Her mother replies. "No, just hold still, I need to fix this, it's all wrong."

Ryouko entertains second thoughts.

Are we really sure we shouldn't let her stay a while? asks Ryouko.

Do you want to tell Papa? Remember what he was like when he thought something had happened to her?

… okay, okay,
she acknowledges. It's just… well… it seems kinda sad.

She's going to become a magical girl, and it's basically a death sentence, and it's especially sad because, well… she looked just like Asami. So sending her back seems somewhat like sending Asami off to die.

We're not sending her off to die, you say, we're sending her off to the life of a middle schooler. What she does with that is her decision.

It's still sad,
says Ryouko. I don't want to lose Asami.

You squeeze her hand.

We won't lose Asami, you promise.

She smiles, but she's still worried.

A message catches your attention.

Hey, good news, you tell Ryouko. Machina says it looks like the police are done with Mami.

You spend a while sorting things out with Machina; Mami wants to stop by her apartment first, despite your explicit warnings to Machina about what she's going to find.



About fifteen minutes later, the door slips open and your quarry emerges, very quietly, then surrenders herself to you of her own free will.

"You didn't say I'd be her human test subject," she whispers, grabbing at your arm for security.

"What fresh nonesnse is this?" you enquire, staring at her outfit. It's like some high-fashion take on a jester's outfit, with jingle bells ornamenting all the tails, including the twin tails on the front and the back. Even the shoes have bells on the tassels. She moves very slowly, so as not to jingle any of the bells.

"You were right, I was wrong," she says. "I'll go home."

"Oh," you say.

"Quickly!" she insists. "Before she finishes adjusting the hat. Only I can't move too fast, or she'll hear!"

Ryouko nods. "Quickly, you say?"

In the blink of an eye you're all down in the office again.

"Ah!" says Yukari Hitomi. "More magic!"

"Yes," says Ryouko. "Please, remind me again how I'm jealous?"

"I was teasing," replies the girl.

"Yukari-san," you say, "just one more important question before you go — who is Nadeshiko?"

"Oh, she's the new transfer student," says Yukari, jingling. "She's super pretty, her hair's totally like this long," — she gestures down just below her knees — "but really shy. It's so funny. Tomoyo-chan always knows just exactly how to tease her. Just says something nice about her. It's super fun."

It doesn't ring any bells.

Ryouko can't think of anything either.

"I bet your Hitomi's fun too," says Yukari-san, affixing the pin. "It's a pity I didn't get to meet her."

"Oh. Well…" says Ryouko, handing her the ribbon, and racking her brain for some sort of farewell. "Good luck. I know we weren't together very long, but, I guess it was fun…"

You wave back.

Hitomi smiles, and closes her eyes.

You wait a moment.

When she opens them again, they're glowing golden.

"Shizuki Hitomi?" asks Ryouko, looking at the slightly spacey expression.

Hitomi doesn't reply, but leans forward towards Ryouko.

"What are you — hey!" She squeals. Hitomi has carefully placed a delicate kiss on Ryouko's cheek.

"Hitomi!" you exclaim, as Ryouko stumbles backwards a few steps.

The glow dissipates, and Hitomi shudders like she has goose-bumps all over.

"Hitomi? Are you all right?" you ask.

"… oh thank goodness, I'm back" she says, in a more familiar cadence. She doesn't seem to be perfectly aware of what she just did to Ryouko, but touches her face and hair and breast to make sure the familiar shape of the body is there. "That was quite horrifying," she concludes as she finishes.

"Oh, no, what happened?" you ask.

"Please tell us we didn't just send the other Hitomi back to a battlefield or anything?" asks Ryouko, recovering from the surprise and only blushing a little, but quite worried.

"No, not like that," says your Hitomi, "Mama was there, but she was my age, and she was making me help her with — what am I wearing?!?"

"Ah, Yukari-san ran into Mama upstairs, as well," you say.

"Here, too?!?" Hitomi's eyes go wide. "Oh, no. I have to get out of this, and … hide."

"You got yourself into this fair and square," you tell her. "What were you thinking, by the way?"

"I was thinking that it was a very special treasure," she said, "and that a magical adventure of my own would be fun too."

"Right — can you do me a favor and take that pin out of your hair?" you ask. "Then put it in the box and give the ribbon to Ryouko."

"Oh," she says, "okay — wait, it was in that box?!?" Her eyes go wide. "You opened it?!?"

"You opened it, Hitomi," says Ryouko.

"… Oh," she says. "Oh, dear. I broke a promise to Papa… "

[3] Tell Papa afterward
[1] Keep it quiet

"I see," you say, holding up the box gingerly as she returns the pin. "Would you be willing to help us explain this to Papa, later?"

"You're going to tell him?" she asks, a little alarmed.

"Of course," you say. "He's offering us his family, Ryouko and I owe him that much."

Hitomi frowns, and shakes her head. "Just … let me figure out what to say first, okay?"

You nod. "Okay.

"Anyway," she says, putting the matter aside, "I met your friend. Simona."

"Yes, Yukari-san mentioned that she was there," you note. "Did the two of you talk?"

Hitomi nods.

"Did she call herself Simona del Mago, or did she use a different family name?"

"Neither," she says. "Just Simona. And she said, tell Ryouko, 'don't worry, I'll take care of her.' And, um, to send you all her love, and tell her how much she misses you."

"She said what?" you ask.

"And it was, um, sort of awkward," adds Hitomi. "Like she was about to kiss me. I was sneaking away from Mama, and she had just told me to put the pin back on my head…"

You sigh. "…But she knew it was you, then, I suppose?" you ask.

Hitomi nods. "I think she was waiting for me."

"Was there a Nadeshiko?" asks Ryouko.

"Yes," says Hitomi. "She had incredibly long hair, and was very demure, except she got pretty huggy with everyone, but, I think that was normal for them?"

You ponder for a moment.

"Can you send me a memory recording?" you ask.

"How would I do that?" enquires Hitomi.

You send her instructions, and she starts reviewing.

"… wait," she says, "it's just showing what the other Hitomi did here…"

"Oh," you say. "That's funny. I wouldn't have expected that now…"

The ribbon does that all the time, though, Ryouko notes internally.

Yes, but the goddess tends to be involved, you note. I had imagined the rule attached to her presence. If it wasn't, though… maybe some of the visions are just people switching places into a small, purpose-made universe. You file it away as an interesting idea.

"Oh!" says Hitomi, who seems to have been fiddling with the replay. "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't get to meet her either… wait, what?" She makes a face.

She must have gotten to the kiss.

"Yessss," you say. "That happened."

"… I'm going back to my room," she concludes, wincing, "and changing into something normal."

You're alone with Ryouko for a moment, as you finish putting the things in the cabinet back together. You carefully don't look at any more of the pictures, just in case they somehow have more Simona surprises.

"So," you tell your girl. "I need to figure this afternoon, and you were going to write a letter."

"Yeah," she says, half-heartedly. "I guess I was."

"… What's the matter?" you ask her, sliding the cabinet door shut. "You were just about to jump onto the next plane to America, not half an hour ago."

She shrugs. It just somehow doesn't really seem important to her anymore, and writing it seems a lot more like a chore.

You look over to the ribbon, which she is still holding in one hand.

"… Ryouko, my dear," you state, "I do believe that ribbon's been manipulating the way you feel, perhaps extensively."

"What?!" she asks.

"Honestly," you continue, "you've been throwing all my models for a loop since … well, since about when you put it in your hair! Unexplained feelings for Simona are just the latest and most extreme; it's almost like it's changing your personality … just … like … Akemi Homura," you realize. "Only, less extreme."

Ryouko frowns. "Oh," she says. "… I don't want to turn into a Homura, though, she's… cold."

"Well, it wouldn't necessarily be the same," you note. "Besides the fact that you're not Homura, the effect on you seems far less extreme. Maybe for now just keep it off your he—"

The door to the room opens, interrupting. It's Hitomi's mother.

"Excuse me, girls," she says. "Have either of you seen Hitomi?"

"She was here a little while ago," says Ryouko, covering for her. "I'm not sure where she went, though."

"Oh, that's a shame," she says, turning to go. "I'll keep looking for — Oh!" She stops. "Say, Clarisse."

"… yes?" you ask, hesitant.

"Do you think maybe you could help me out?" she asks.

(deferred from earlier)
[5] Find a quiet spot in the park
[4] Make sure someone is bringing food


"Oh, uh," you say, "I sort of need to figure out a picnic with friends this afternoon…"

"Oh, splendid!" she says, taking your hand. "I'll help you out with everything once we're done, and show you where everything is! It won't be more than a moment, I promise."

"And I'll go work on that letter," says Ryouko, who is feeling far too much schadenfreude right this moment to intervene on your behalf.

It's a good thing you have on-board Internet…



The lady of the house leads you upstairs, and is discussing the specifics situation.

"So the music is Stravinsky," she says, "which is, quite frankly, the last thing that the world needs. I swear, he attracts choreographers like moths to a flame, and they all wind up burnt. But, that's not really my business, now; I just do the costumes, and they're going to be a highlight if I do say so myself."

You nod. "The ones I've seen so far are quite lovely."

She smiles. "Why, thank you. Anyway, for this next staging, they're trying to put a twist on things a new production in an abstract, far future setting, so we need something Different, and I think we have a good start, but it's still missing a certain je ne sais quoi."

"I see," you say.

The attic space has a sloped roof with dormers, in the Western style. One end appears to be Shizuki Tomoyo's workshop, with three different sewing machines and various forms for putting clothes on. The back of the room has several rows of costumes on racks.

"It's just over here," she says, going for one of the closest ones, next to a bright red bodysuit with a spiky headpiece and a tag labeled 'Firebird'. "Does this say twenty-fifth century haute couture ceremonial to you?" She holds up a white dress which is about 85% of the way to being the same one you saw yourself wearing in the time-window.



> dress-up fun time

[] help shizuki tomoyo and try on the dress
-[] then add the ribbon and hairpin, just for fun™
[] propose changes based on what you saw in the future
[] propose radical changes in the hopes of averting that future
[] nope on out of here, do not pass Go, do not collect food for picnic-date
[] destroy the offending garment with scissors, then burn it

(Other write-ins remain welcome.)
 
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[X] Discover an interest in fashion-fantasy design. Or not. Either way, it's a wonderful distraction.
[X] Ask about the production, to have more information to work with
[X] Compare with internal fashion database (Ceph War, Haute Coutre, etc)
-[X] Compare Window-dress with internal fashion database
[X] Try on the dress
-[X] Respond with general positivity, and if models approve, with appropriate specifics.
--[X] Point out that trends lead to the future being more casual and clothing being less and less of a status and position signifier, not more.
[X] LEAVE THE RIBBON AND HAIRPIN ALONE FOR TEN FUCKING MINUTES.

Man, I don't know where and why people are, or time clones, or whatever. Why is Simona in the past with Ryouko's girl? This is bonkers. We're going to do more time-jumping then Chrono Trigger if this keeps spreading.

Edit: Stole most of my favorite bits, and added in my own sub-sub-sub-sub clause I feel was not getting enough attention. Family bonding is a go!
 
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With all the fashion going on, maybe we could get some insight or extra information from our resident ribbon-powered character design analyst?

The last time Yuuka had the ribbon she seemed to have some more information, so maybe she could discern why dress!Clarisse was with stalker!Simona?

(not sure if the extra context helps at all here)

"Well, I'm done with your hair," declares Yuuka. "Ah, Hitomi, do we have a mirror so she can see the back?"

"That won't be necessary," you say, "Ryouko can show me. Ryouko, you can be the Best Mirror Ever, or something."

You turn your head and focus on what your girl is seeing. Yuuka's handiwork is actually fairly elaborate. She's put all of your hair into three braids, but then looped them up to join themselves at the base of your hairline, where they are secured with a thin white ribbon. Two of the braids also extend forward from there to your ears.

"See, the loops are playful," she explains. "They're sort of like pigtails, but more mature, and they also say that you're incredibly neat and like to have everything under control."

"Thank you," you say, contemplating it. "It's quite nice." You ponder for a moment. "Say, Yuuka… did you just happen to have this ribbon with you?"

She nodnods. "I brought it for you!"

Ryouko smiles. "It looks good on you, Clarisse."

"Now Ryouko, on the other hand," Yuuka continues, "I hate to say it but the red ribbon does not suit you at all."

"Oh. Well, it's a magic ribbon, and, um, I think I'm supposed to be taking care of it," she explains. "It's better than tying it around my wrist at least, I hope?"

Yuuka frowns. "Well, if you want to make it work with your hair color, you're going to need more red in your outfit somewhere. You should carry a red purse, or maybe wear red shoes, or red socks, or a red bracelet, or something, because it's just a teeny little bit of red and it gets lost in that ocean of hair. Now, the school uniform has a red bow in the front, at least, so that helps."

Ryouko nods. "Thanks. That makes sense; I'll do that."

"Yuuka's really good at this stuff," says Sayaka. "She does character design as a hobby."

"Character design?" you enquire.


"Yeah, like sketchbooks and stuff," says Sayaka.

"This isn't character design, though," says Yuuka, "it's just fashion. Character design is when I talk about the symbolism of her hair."

"Her hair is symbolic?" asks Wakaba.

Yuuka looks at Wakaba with wide eyes, and speaks in a low and eerie voice. "Her hair is like an ocean, or a river… turbulent and flowing, like the wild eddies of time and fate, chaotic, untamed, untamable, inevitable, an irresistible torrent. It overwhelms her." Her eyes seem to flash golden for just a moment. Then, suddenly, she blinks, and shakes her head.


The entire room stares at Yuuka.

"Uhm…" begins Sayaka, uncomfortable.

Yuuka looks around at each of you, taking stock of your reactions. "What? … I said something weird again, didn't I?" she asks, distraught.

"Yeah," says Sayaka, "you could say that."

"Not gonna lie, Yuuka," says Nanami, that was super freaky."

"Yuuka, are you all right?" asks Madoka.

"I — I think I'm fine?" says Yuuka, nervously.

"Oh, goddess," remarks Ryouko, "I need a haircut…"

"That was rather Delphic of you, Yuuka," says Wakaba.

"Huh?" asks Yuuka. "I … wait, what did I say?"

"Symbolism issues notwithstanding," you say, "I think that Ryouko should keep wearing the ribbon. It seems safe there, and no one ends up uttering Delphic prophecies like one possessed."

"Wait, I did what?" asks Yuuka, distraught.

"Don't worry, it's okay," you reassure her. "You did nothing wrong, there's just some lingering magic."

"Oh," says Yuuka, looking nervous still.

[X] Attempt a tactical retreat
- [X] If escape is impossible:
-- [X] Prevent any outcome where Tomoyo puts that hair pin on Clarisse
-- [X] Ask Yuuka for an analysis of Clarisse in the dress using the ribbon

ooooooooor that might kick off the chain of events that leads us out of 2011 based on how much has been happening
 
Why is Simona in the past with Ryouko's girl?
She's not, she's in the past with a girl who looks like Ryouko's girl and who Ryouko was sad about leaving behind there, promising to take care of her.
And Kyouko did warn you how she's on some sort of endless cursed quest across all of time and space and eternity to save her one true love from death and despair, or some woo-woo bullshit like that...

maybe we could get some insight or extra information from our resident ribbon-powered character design analyst?
Hmm. While we're considering this, in light of the ribbon, can we imagine any reason why Miss "did I say something weird again?" Yuuka, of all people, would be the one who ends up ribbon-empowered to explain these things?

ooooooooor that might kick off the chain of events that leads us out of 2011 based on how much has been happening
well, clarisse did ask for a shortcut
(short cuts make long delays?)
and now we know all these interesting specifics about ribbon powers and how your girl has been wearing a dimension-piercing artifact a fraction of a centimeter away from her brain and what Simona's been up to and something about the significance of the ceremonial dress and hair-pin and, and ...
 
[X] help shizuki tomoyo and try on the dress
-[X] then add the ribbon and hairpin, just for fun™

nothing wrong with having fun™
 
... Jesus Christ what the fuck even is this. Poor Timeline-chan, it's like... it's like a case of friggin domestic abuse is what it is.

I have no clue what is going on anymore beyond Homura and Simona tag-teaming and using each other a lot to make it very confusing. And then whatever Madokami is doing with the Ribbon.
 
"Can you send me a memory recording?" you ask.

"How would I do that?" enquires Hitomi.

You send her instructions, and she starts reviewing.

"… wait," she says, "it's just showing what the other Hitomi did here…"

"Oh," you say. "That's funny. I wouldn't have expected that now…"

The ribbon does that all the time, though, Ryouko notes internally.
No ribbons shenanigans required to explain that. Hitomi's mind time traveled, but her body (with all its implants) stayed here.
 
As I've outlined previously, we need more information on what is going on and what we can do about it. We seem to know fairly well how the Ribbon functions: it seems to allow one to gain access to knowledge (and personality) of alternate versions of yourself, and, with an appropriate trigger, switch places with them. Applying it to ourselves while wearing the dress should mind-switch us with Future Clarisse, and I do actually think we should do that, it seems low-risk but can potentially shed light on the situation. Therefore, before we actually decide what to do with the dress:

[X] help shizuki tomoyo and try on the dress
-[X] then add the ribbon and hairpin, just for fun™
--[X] but not immediately, ask Tomoyo to wear it for a little bit, or show to Ryouko, then do it in private with Ryouko
---[X] While doing it, use the Ribbon, wait a bit if no effect, see if it's confirmed the pin is unnecessary
---[X] Instruct Ryouko to question future Clarisse, then switch us back in a few minutes
---[X] Question future Simona if possible
---[X] Also try to gather information by whatever means seem available

[X] Talk to Tomoyo about where she got the idea about 25-th century specifically
[X] Talk to Tomoyo about how she views us and Ryouko
-[X] Try to get closer to her
--[X] We never actually had parents growing up *sniff*
 
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[X] Attempt a tactical retreat
- [X] If escape is impossible:
-- [X] Prevent any outcome where Tomoyo puts that hair pin on Clarisse
-- [X] Ask Yuuka for an analysis of Clarisse in the dress using the ribbon
 
[ ] Help shizuki tomoyo and try on the dress
[ ] Discover an interest in fashion-fantasy design. Or not. Either way, it's a wonderful distraction.

One of these.

I expect the design to naturally evolve.

She smiles. "Why, thank you. Anyway, for this next staging, they're trying to put a twist on things a new production in an abstract, far future setting, so we need something Different, and I think we have a good start, but it's still missing a certain je ne sais quoi."

"Does this say twenty-fifth century haute couture ceremonial to you?"

This isn't receiving enough attention.

I now have suspicions.

[X] Discover an interest in fashion-fantasy design. Or not. Either way, it's a wonderful distraction.
[X] Ask about the production, to have more information to work with
[X] Compare with internal fashion database (Ceph War, Haute Coutre, etc)
-[X] Compare Window-dress with internal fashion database
[X] Try on the dress
-[X] Respond with general positivity, and if models approve, with appropriate specifics
 
... Jesus Christ what the fuck even is this. Poor Timeline-chan, it's like... it's like a case of friggin domestic abuse is what it is.

I have no clue what is going on anymore beyond Homura and Simona tag-teaming and using each other a lot to make it very confusing. And then whatever Madokami is doing with the Ribbon.
Things are starting to make more sense to me, I think. Or I am just getting Stockholm syndrome.

[X] Discover an interest in fashion-fantasy design. Or not. Either way, it's a wonderful distraction.
[X] Ask about the production, to have more information to work with
[X] Compare with internal fashion database (Ceph War, Haute Coutre, etc)
-[X] Compare Window-dress with internal fashion database
[X] Try on the dress
-[X] Respond with general positivity, and if models approve, with appropriate specifics
 
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[] Compare with internal fashion database (Ceph War, Haute Coutre, etc)

We can do that query inline. From a theatre or ballet perspective, the costume is probably for someone located in between the interchangeable "maidens" and the prima donna herself: it's too showy for everyone to be wearing it, but it's the wrong kind of ornamental-wear for the star of a show, drawing a little too much attention to itself to the detriment of showcasing or flattering its wearer. Translating this to the twenty-fifth century is problematic, because the 25th century is hella casual, and ceremonialism and pageantry aren't on-trend in the least. Ryouko got her first medal in Mami's office, and even funerals go out of their way to be generic. The dress isn't that great as a standalone fashion piece for the same reasons it isn't proper prima donna material, but the real underlying problem is that the question doesn't make a whole lot of sense as formulated, given the reality of the future.
 
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You raise your eyes and look to the ceiling tentatively. There's a hole where the ceiling should be, a surface that looks like water surrounded by a ring of glowing shapes. it's like you're at the bottom of a pool, and there are pillars of bubbles streaming up around you. A shaft of light comes down from behind the speaker, from a bright crescent moon in front of a dark sky. The speaker is looking down at you, just underneath the moon.

The speaker, to all appearances, is yourself.

Well this is new, you think to yourself, and try to stay calm, even though your sense of Ryouko is completely missing, and it feels very much like she's stopped existing and is nowhere at all. You focus on the other girl: why are her eyes gold? By the stars, what is she even wearing? It's a white dress, with lilac details, and somehow feels ceremonial. The flower in her hair is a little much, too.
Quoting this for relevance.

I think we make a time wish. Either that, or Simona does.

But why the gold? Do we go Law of Time or something?

We can do that query inline. From a theatre or ballet perspective, the costume is probably for someone located in between the interchangeable "maidens" and the prima donna herself: it's too showy for everyone to be wearing it, but it's the wrong kind of ornamental-wear for the star of a show, drawing a little too much attention to itself to the detriment of showcasing or flattering its wearer. Translating this to the twenty-fifth century is problematic, because the 25th century is hella casual, and ceremonialism and pageantry aren't on-trend in the least. Ryouko got her first medal in Mami's office, and even funerals go out of their way to be generic. The dress isn't that great as a standalone fashion piece for the same reasons it isn't proper prima donna material, but the real underlying problem is that the question doesn't make a whole lot of sense as formulated, given the reality of the future.
Sounds about right. It seems... Suitable.

With that answered, here's a revise vote.

@tapkomet @Nolrai
Dropped bits. Keep the addendum if you like it, and modify it if you don't. *Goes to sleep*

[X] Discover an interest in fashion-fantasy design. Or not. Either way, it's a wonderful distraction.
[X] Ask about the production, to have more information to work with
[X] Try on the dress
-[X] Respond with general positivity
--[X] Comment based off of fashion models' evaluation within the context of the costume's role
// The following is a non-core addendum
--[X] The future is a bit more casual.
--[X] I like it.
// (E) The following is a separate addendum
--[ ] Suggest tweaks to bring it closer to the Time Window version.
 
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Edited the above vote to split out another addendum and unvote it.
// The following is a non-core addendum
--[X] The future is a bit more casual.
--[X] I like it.

// (E) The following is a separate addendum
--[ ] Suggest tweaks to bring it closer to the Time Window version.
@Crasian01 brought up a good point in chat: OpSec.

I think the Future Casual line is defensible via extrapolation of cultural trends. The other questionable line, is harder to justify, and this node will go back to a non-interventionist stance on the matter of the Dress.

(By the way, I was checking the fashion to see if Hitomom had a line to the future. Nope.)
 
[x] Ask whose idea it was to re-envision the ballet as a scifi AU.
[x] Provide insights into actual twenty-fifth century fashion trends, under the guise of theorizing.
[x] Ask Tomoyo-mama if she ever had to do stuff like this when she was a teenager, as a way to lure her into talking about her childhood, Nadeshiko, Yukari Hitomi, Kinomoto-chan, Simona, etc.
 
I feel like we're giving too much attention to discussing future style and fashion and stuff. Why would we even be interested in such a thing? We were just a blob on a spine until recently!
 
I feel like we're giving too much attention to discussing future style and fashion and stuff. Why would we even be interested in such a thing? We were just a blob on a spine until recently!
I find the fact that someone's doing a twenty-fifth century take on a ballet at the same time that some 25th century time travelers are in town suspiciously coincidental, so I want to know whose idea so we can find that person and question them. Everything else is just to get Tomoyo-mama talking (and maybe troll her a little bit as revenge for putting us in this getup).
 
I find the fact that someone's doing a twenty-fifth century take on a ballet at the same time that some 25th century time travelers are in town suspiciously coincidental, so I want to know whose idea so we can find that person and question them. Everything else is just to get Tomoyo-mama talking (and maybe troll her a little bit as revenge for putting us in this getup).
Ah, of course. That requires questioning, I agree.
 
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