The correct way to fry an egg

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I feel the need to post cat faces of cat bot from Neuroi Quest Omakes.
 
I like PMMM and TTS for being more serious unlike weirdness in common MG works. So we might be thinking of different works as I DON'T remember TTS being same kind of crack fic like this.

[X] Itaywex
I'm not saying that there hasn't been some wacky shit in this quest. I'm warning them that if they're not familiar with TTS, the basic premise if this quest will be completely alien.
 
I like PMMM and TTS for being more serious unlike weirdness in common MG works. So we might be thinking of different works as I DON'T remember TTS being same kind of crack fic like this.

In case you forgot, TTS is a Madoka / X-Com crossover.
Symbols flashed across her vision, and Ryouko had never been as grateful for modern technology as she was then. Frankly, she had forgotten she even had this subsystem. ... Ryouko dared a glance over the railing, and found the area swarming with the massive demons, several floating in their direction. It would have been laughable to suggest that the short railing could provide sufficient cover.

And Colonel Fluff is plenty TTS as well:
The dog's head snapped up immediately, and it bounded over only a few moments later.

"Oh boy!" it texted. "I love fetch!!! Mr. Puddles was annoying anyway. Kept asking to mate."

Asaka's lip quirked upward. In her opinion, dogs nowadays were a bit too informative. Plus, she wanted to meet whatever joker in Chronos Biologics had decided that dogs should occasionally text sentences with excessive exclamation marks.

Besides, have you seen our tags? :)

 
Cat got implants... Should I bet on cat lady Ryouko met to now look 20-30 something and also having implants? As well as any other person that interacted with Ryoiko for minute at least?

The difference between the kitty and the old lady is that having a kitty in your little group has the potential to bring people together, and make everyone in the crew closer than ever, whereas helping the old lady is something that would bring you together better if you went out and did it yourselves.


[X]Be careful of that guy that make Ryouko uncomfortable in the library, I wouldn't be surprised if he became a 10 foot tall battle enhanced unification wars elite cyborg.

pls... Araragi-san would have to be more of a vampire for things to make sense, and I'm not writing that; we don't have vampires in these parts and we don't need them. It really would be crack.

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Postscript: you know what else i'm not writing that would be crack? If the cat came back but as Hitomi's dance instructor, and then Hitomi came home from her dance lesson crying, because Nekosensei insisted on marrying her.
 
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@tomoyo
So real talk, is the recon platform actually a recon platform from the future, or is it a cat with implants? Because TTS has actual animal-shaped unmanned recon platforms.
 
So real talk, is the recon platform actually a recon platform from the future, or is it a cat with implants? Because TTS has actual animal-shaped unmanned recon platforms.

It appears that she is an adorable black kitty-cat named Amy who is still somewhat shy but better-fed and in a position to appreciate head rubs. If it's consistent with someone's aesthetic of coolness to have a cat on the team running spy missions, I think we all know who that someone is.

p.s. here have a .gif, it's not about cats but it is about spies

 
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I'm thinking that this work has same level of sanity as typical crack fic. Except it uses said... level of sanity both for funny bits and for horror bits. We need to work hard to prevent tragedy and be Magical Girl Goddess knows we can be!
Even in the face of witches and grief seed ecology (one dead magical girl or five dead humans)



Love little black zombie cyborg probe kitten. She's adorable abomination of magic and science.
 
Omake: Now she's running around attacking people in cosplay?!?
We probably better go search for Homura to talk with peacefully. If we go follow Kyouko and Kirika, everything might go badly if we find their lair before Nanami learns to control her abilities...

Hitomi watches at home news about:
"...latest shocking terrorist attack on home of politician recently found to be corrupt. Police is not saying anything about means and motive which could explain someone performing this truly monstrous crime..."
*news report man is in front of house... half of it is missing, just a smoking crater*

Police officer interrogates group of kids that were passing by house:
"There were four of them. We thought at first they are just some cosplayers. A green and purple twin sisters arguing with another girl who had gun longer then she was high. I think there was also some girl with pigtails staying away?"
"Weird thing was their hair. Moving like tentacle or that movie with Medusa which had snakes for hair!"
"There was also mention of Clara and Beatrice, but those girls might have run away already? Could they be masterminds of this?"
"Remember how they just disappeared when they noticed us? Blink and they are gone?"


*one police man drew according to description images of Nanami, Homura, Ryouko and Clarrisse. Search started for them as witnesses*

*cafe bar scene, smoke from cigarettes is so thick you can't see another end of room, in one corner of room are four figures with black trench coats, sunglasses and fedora hats to hide identity*
"Look. We just have to survive until end of month and I can easily rewind time back. Like none of this mess ever happened."
"Sure, but surviving... now that's a trick."
"Do I have to say I'm sorry again?"
"Yes, and it's still not enough. Now only problem with time travel is what to do when you activate it? Will this world stop existing? ... Or you will go back in time, just disappear, while we have keep living with this. Where is drink, before I start thinking of time paradoxes this will cause?"
"And where did Lee went missing? We need those passports yesterday!"
 
We have two possible "good" ends out there.
Madoka apotheosis, possibly with some way for Homu-homu to be in contact with her without dying? Or general fix for Homura's long term stability problem that won't erase all the knowledge of Goddess existing from the universe.
Or! We can one-up Incubators and fix the universe, preventing entropy from having it's iron grip on everything.
 
Preliminary results:
[5] Feed/pet kitty
[4] Deploy kitty to Homura's house
[5] Return to witch hunt

[1] Help kitty follow Kyoukirika.

Let's run this vote through Friday so that I can actually accomplish something this evening, then I'll aim for updoots on Saturday and Monday (with the holiday). Ought to be able to get in a chapter of Hitomi loves Girls over the weekend, too.
 
This fic looks like crack.. but it isn't. It's wierd, but the wierd connects.

The cat coming back as a recon droid makes sense.
 
Well considering Ryouko's reaction to bird killed by cat. Cat being seen as greater monster then squids... that might be what she expects to happen?
[4] Deploy kitty to Homura's house
[5] Return to witch hunt
By the way... those votes. It reads like Kitty goes to Homura's house, OK... while we go right back to witch hunt. Will talk later with Homura.

But... us who followed Itaywex's vote. Vote to go back on witch hunt says:
Return to witch hunt if kitty can't find Homura quickly
Can be read that priority right this moment can be finding Homura to speak with her, make short search for her? Not go straight to back to hunt.

So just to check in advance how would it work, before chapter update.

edit: actually... Homura likes and knows that cat? But... what if she finds cat is full of implants? Thinks we sent kitty to her to spy? And those two tried to make Homura friendless or something?

Are we just playing into Oriko's plans by sending kitty so that Homura would distrust us in future?
 
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Can be read that priority right this moment can be finding Homura to speak with her, make short search for her? Not go straight to back to hunt.
Well, without tipping my hand too far, I'll just say that I have my doubts about the kitty being able to find Homura quickly enough to trigger the utility of that condition. Especially after stopping to feed the kitty.

We should be the first one to pet the kitty, to make sure there aren't any ...accidents.
Accident prevention measures will be in place. :)

Are we just playing into Oriko's plans by sending kitty so that Homura would distrust us in future?
As an alternative, maybe Oriko wants you to double-guess this interaction and talk yourself out of sending the kitty.

As a second alternative, maybe the triple-guessing of sending the kitty could be the thing that actually plays into her plans??

As a third alternative ...
 
Well, without tipping my hand too far, I'll just say that I have my doubts about the kitty being able to find Homura quickly enough to trigger the utility of that condition. Especially after stopping to feed the kitty.
I am more wondering if Homura will find us first. Being somewhere nearby after avoiding Kyouko and Kirika.
Otherwise...
As a third alternative ...
We can just nuke her in frustration... THAT is why you gave railgun?
 
Well, without tipping my hand too far, I'll just say that I have my doubts about the kitty being able to find Homura quickly enough to trigger the utility of that condition. Especially after stopping to feed the kitty.


Accident prevention measures will be in place. :)


As an alternative, maybe Oriko wants you to double-guess this interaction and talk yourself out of sending the kitty.

As a second alternative, maybe the triple-guessing of sending the kitty could be the thing that actually plays into her plans??

As a third alternative ...
WIFOM.

And as usual, the Precog has contingencies for both outcomes.
 
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