Because basically, the Man in White is out of playing pieces at the moment. If Yinzheng walks away, he has no more pawns that he can use. He's wounded and in a facility surrounded by people he can't flip, who will close in and banish him back to the Umbra. Or possibly worse, because right now we have an extension of the Control godmind who is relatively exposed and vulnerable--hit him with a DSci ritual and the result could potentially be... quite unpleasant for Evil Space Control.

On a another level, Yinzheng walking away means we've won the war of ideas, and Control has lost, that when given a choice Yinzheng chooses loyalty to the humanist ideals of the Union over than the exhuman Control. It reinforces the narrative that they can only hold on to what assets they have with conditioned loyalty; that because they've shucked off their humanity those who remain human will end up betraying them.

Well, that's my rough read on it, anyway.
Ahhh! It also lets her play the "You're literally the last human follower he has" card. It's basically the opposite of the "resources and materiel" question. If she walks away, that's it. The technocracy is all about humanity working together to make the world a better place, and he has no one working with him at all. Something like that, anyway.

Heck, if we were filthy RDs, turning her like this might be one of the lynchpins of said ritual. "Persuade your last loyal follower to abandon you" is a heck of a spiritual hit.
 
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[JK] What Would JB Do?

'What Would JB Do?' she thinks, (there being only one true JB in her mind,) and immediately facepalms. "Oh god, I'm such an idiot. I could have just called her this entire time!" Yinzheng brings her fingers to her left ear in the 'telephine' position, ignoring the vaguely confused looks she's getting. "Brrring brrring!" she says, "brrring brrring!" (This being the verbal activation code for her implanted hyperspace superphone.) '"Operative Yinzheng calling Agent Jamelia, I have a Fate-of-the-World decision to make and I need your advice!"

...this is totally plausible with how much stress she's under. Ok not really. :tongue:

[X] "Why do you say that walking away will save humanity? How does that make sense?"
 
[JK] What Would JB Do?

'What Would JB Do?' she thinks, (there being only one true JB in her mind,) and immediately facepalms. "Oh god, I'm such an idiot. I could have just called her this entire time!" Yinzheng brings her fingers to her left ear in the 'telephine' position, ignoring the vaguely confused looks she's getting. "Brrring brrring!" she says, "brrring brrring!" (This being the verbal activation code for her implanted hyperspace superphone.) '"Operative Yinzheng calling Agent Jamelia, I have a Fate-of-the-World decision to make and I need your advice!"

...this is totally plausible with how much stress she's under. Ok not really. :tongue:

[X] "Why do you say that walking away will save humanity? How does that make sense?"
Yeah... given that it's almost certain that *Clock* is on the other end of that line, that maybe wouldn't be so good for us.
 
Tradwiki: Fate_Grand_Order(Videogame)/Discussion
Rose: "We are linked because I have her face."

Christos: "And she has King Arthur's face. As it turns out, Fate/Stay Night was actually factual."

This is literally your fault @Swordomatic

Tradwiki: Fate_Grand_Order(Videogame)/Discussion

Based on a True Story?

Why is this franchise categorized as [Fictionalized Historical Events]? -BobTheRogueBob
-> Based on a true story. -Thig4Life
--> Long story short, back in the old days you would sometimes settle disputes over wizard things using summoned heroes. Back then they figured the stronger willworker should be given concessions, so they had this contest to show which willworker was the top dog, back when House Bonisagus was important. You summoned up legendary beings and had them fight, kind of like Pokemon but with mythical creatures and heroes. -Thig4Life
---> So yes, it happened, but then the Order of Reason happened to it and well. It fell out of popularity for certamen-partly because some houses felt that it was a purer test of skill than this sort of fight, partly because after the Order of Reason happened, people didn't have the quintessence and time to waste on summoning powerful legends for things like this when you could summon them to die in the Ascension War instead. Think of it as more of a broad strokes thing. -Thig4Life.
----> If you want to know how some random guy in Japan with no actual ties to the Traditions or Technocracy as far as we can tell knows about it? Legends don't die, they just change form. -Thig4Life.
-----> And if you want to know why the Syndicate hasn't shut it down or something, I'm not even sure anyone on their end has bothered looking through their historical records to figure out that this is actually a mystic ritual, not a person with an overactive imagination. And I'm pretty sure even if they did, they'd just keep it running as an endless money fountain. -Thig4Life

So Does It Work?
If you summon seven legendary heroes and have them duel to the death until only one remains, do you get your wish granted? -BrythoniaReturns
-> Yes, if your wish is to be murdered by plasma cannons. -FightDamian.
--> Explain. -BrythoniaReturns
---> You're summoning seven extremely powerful spirits onto Earth through the Gauntlet in a way which is nearly impossible to hide. There are cheaper ways to commit suicide. -FightDamian

Was King Arthur A Girl?
So was King Arthur a girl or not? -AubreyMaturin
-> The past is just as mutable as the future or the present, so does it matter? -GrendelDidNothingWrong

Is Gilgamesh Actually That Much of a Dick?
Look. My Avatar is actually Gilgamesh and he's really, really offended at his portrayal here. So I'd like to know if, well... he was that much of a dick. -GayBakeryAu
-> I'm sorry but Gilgamesh is actually a mass rapist. So yeah. A dick. -WickedWitchofTheWeb
--> You can't judge him based on modern standards. -mraaa
---> So what, you're going to defend the Technocracy's genocides because they were done back when it was okay to kill millions of people too? -WickedWitchofTheWeb
--->Also, he was kind of actually recorded as a huge dick? Hello? That's why Enkidu had to show up? -LondonLass
---> Aaaand we're just going to cut this off here before it becomes "WickedWitchofTheWeb and mraaa get the figurative knives out for feminism discussion #950." -Protoko (Moderator)

Is This Game Run By Nephandi?
I have been trying to sacrifice gemstones to influence my luck on the random summoning rolls but it clearly isn't working. All I get are keys and random shit cards. Please explain. -RitsukaTohsaka
-> This sounds awfully like hubris. -MyOtherCarIsAnIndianUFO
--> Look it's actually simple. The game is secretly run by dragons. They're doing so they can: 1) Gain quintessence from all your worthless sacrifices of time and; 2) Destroy their natural enemy by degrading the legends of powerful dragonslayers. -ArtificialArchetype
---> Okay this explains why all the dragonslayers are actually pretty bad. -MyOtherCarIsAnIndianUFO

Georgios Patch?
So does anyone keep up with the new patch? Apparently they gave Georgios a whole host of buffs, including a rarity buff, and changed his artwork? Why? I thought they kept him trash tier on purpose. -GrendelDidNothingWrong
-> And they also gave him a mullet. Like, why the fuck does he have a mullet? -RitsukaTohsaka
--> Please see John_Kessler(Iteration_X)/Discussion. -ChristosBarberis
---> Okay what the literal fuck is going on here. -Wingz (moderator)
------> oh wow i guess i was right about John_Kessler(Iteration_X) being the dragonslayer. -imnotdrunkimexpandingmyconsciousness
 
Georgios Patch?
So does anyone keep up with the new patch? Apparently they gave Georgios a whole host of buffs, including a rarity buff, and changed his artwork? Why? I thought they kept him trash tier on purpose. -GrendelDidNothingWrong
-> And they also gave him a mullet. Like, why the fuck does he have a mullet? -RitsukaTohsaka
--> Please see John_Kessler(Iteration_X)/Discussion. -ChristosBarberis
---> Okay what the literal fuck is going on here. -Wingz (moderator)

Wingz is right to be very confused.

Christos was dead by the time Kessler killed the dragon, and we know he didn't leave a ghost. That means he probably did some kind of Time + Entropy fuckery to set up shitposts on Tradwiki to fire off on certain triggers.

He was a very petty man.
 
Wingz is right to be very confused.

Christos was dead by the time Kessler killed the dragon, and we know he didn't leave a ghost. That means he probably did some kind of Time + Entropy fuckery to set up shitposts on Tradwiki to fire off on certain triggers.

He was a very petty man.

--------> I'll be sure to inform you if I see any depictions of St. George with a mullet. - ChristosBarberis
-----> Yes, please. - Wingz (moderator)
----> How do you know? - DrQueenOfFrance
-----> I had a dream where a knight in melting armour cut out the heart of a great wyrm, mullet waving in the breeze of its dying breath. - local_area_noetic
------> I can't tell if you're fucking with me. - DrQueenOfFrance
-------> how would i be fucking with you? - local_area_noetic
--------> Dreams aren't good sources mate. - DrQueenOfFrance
---------> rude. Stop oppressing my paradigm. - local_area_noetic
---------> get your positivism out of here 'crat - ArtificialArchetype (user was infracted for this post)
---------> Can confirm, killed dragon. - MoreBeanPirate (sockpuppet)
----------> and i'm sure you're fucking thrilled about aren't you less? another bit of wonder dead - Thig4Life
-----------> I'd appreciate the wonder a lot more if it hadn't tried to eat me. - MoreBeanPirate (sockpuppet)
-----------> It was a worm and it died a worm. It had long since clipped its wings for gold and stock options, sold its soul to the Syndicate. Let the next dragon learn from its mistakes. - ChristosBarberis
------------> of course you'd say that you [comment deleted by moderator] - Thig4Life (user was infracted for this post)
------------> wow what the fuck - ArtificialArchetype
-------------> Everything dies. The wheel turns and the dross is pruned away. Why should I not celebrate? - ChristosBarberis

...Now I'm confused.
 
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Using ripped of facial tissue as a link to cast some spell through is probably even totally Progenitor paradigm compliant! Though Yinzheng would probably like to get it back afterwards.:p

It's actually an Iterator paradigm thing. Why do you think Michael Bay's Optimus Prime loved ripping faces off?

Wingz is right to be very confused.

Christos was dead by the time Kessler killed the dragon, and we know he didn't leave a ghost. That means he probably did some kind of Time + Entropy fuckery to set up shitposts on Tradwiki to fire off on certain triggers.

He was a very petty man.

Time is weird in the Umbra and there's enough wiggle room regarding how long it took for Henriette, Kessler, and Jamelia to get back to Earth that it might have happened before Christos died.

This might have been one of his final posts on TradWiki

Knowing his death, he wished to leave a legacy for those who would come after him, a legacy which they could admire and celebrate

A legacy of shitposts
 
Lies. He merely rattled off a brief shitpost, you're the one putting a modicum of effort into this. You cannot obscure your guilt, MJ12. You cannot hide how terriblu you are.

Look, if I am going to shitpost the shitpost should probably have some information content in it

The information here is entirely an OOC statement of "you can probably put any urban fantasy plot point in mage with some slight modification" but it's still valid, vital information

As an example, @ManusDomine knew someone who created Saber by accident in an oMage game
 
Panopticon Quest: Shitposting on the tradwikis and waging the waifu war.

Also, Rip Ritsuka. Clearly he just needs to find gudako and leech FPs.
 
-> And they also gave him a mullet. Like, why the fuck does he have a mullet? -RitsukaTohsaka
--> Please see John_Kessler(Iteration_X)/Discussion. -ChristosBarberis

Bless you and your legacy of shitposting, Christos.

Also, five bucks says Ritz here keeps getting spooked because even in a completely different game universe, they still have the Tohsaka Fuckup Gland. :V
 
Silly thought: the Exemplar III and IV are basically the Technocracy's version of Fate. Does that make the MIW a Shiro expy?

Actually the Man in White is the Old Testament God.

As interpreted in a Gnostic lens, i.e. an imperfect dick who can't understand his own imperfection.

Shirou is many things but being good at sword and thrusting his sword into a large number of ladies hardly makes him the Demiurge.
 
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