<Cornuthaum> do you think you have it in your obsidian-chunks-masquerading-as-hearts to make a tradwiki page for john
Contrary to popular belief my heart is not obsidian, but instead a mewling, wrinkled creature with fangs like needles and no eyes. I must let it out to feed every once in a while, otherwise it starts nibbling on my ribs.
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John_Kessler(Iteration_X)/Discussion
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JOHN KESSLER: DRAGONSLAYER
coming to a theatre near u. anyone wanna bet on how long he lasts/how high his killcount gets? - extraecstatic
-> 1've g0t decent 0dd2 0n 2 m0nth2, 3 k1ll2 - trinaryTitan
--> what odds, over under? - extraecstatic
---> 1 dram, at lea2t 2 m0nth2, 3 k1ll2 - trinaryTitan
----> I'll take that bet - Li87
-----> li87, your number's up - extraecstatic
------> fuck. Fine - Li87
-------> thankyee k1ndly - trinaryTitan
-> put me down for the long odds mate. 1 dram he makes it back alive, at least 10 kills. - electronicLocksmith
--> lol, u ever been to xanadu man? i'll have fun taking that dram from u - extraecstatic
---> how high do you want the odds to go? - electronicLocksmith
----> 10 to 1 then - extraecstatic
-----> mate, you gonna pay up? no way hes alive now - extraecstatic
------> he isn't confirmed dead yet though, and he /did/ get the ten kills - electronicLocksmith
-------> fuck you man - extraecstatic
--------> i'm waiting on those ten drams - electronicLocksmith
---------> necro! jesus fucking christ - SteamQueen
---------> Rise oh discussion! Rise from your grave! - Li541
---------> this things from fucking 94 - paranoiac
---------> bull - BaptismOfFire (moderator)
----------> uhhh John_Kessler(Iteration_X)#Confirmed_Sightings - CurtainCall
-----------> I don't care if it's true, it's still bullshit. - BaptismOfFire (moderator)
------------> John_Kessler(Iteration_X)#IAssureYouItIsNotBullshit :V - CurtainCall
-------------> fuck you - BaptismOfFire (moderator) (user was infracted for this post)
--------------> Reported for flaming. - PatternHax2U
---------------> Baptism, you should know better. PatternHax, you don't need to inform everybody when you report something. Everyone, necros are not against the rules. electronicLocksmith, unfortunately extraecstatic will not be able to fulfill the terms of the bet. RIP. - MonkOnTheMountain (supermoderator)
-> +1 to kill count. Killing spree! /announcervoice - local_area_noetic
--> Huh? - DrQueenOfFrance
---> He killed another dragon, duh. - local_area_noetic
----> another dragon? /another/ /dragon/!?!?!? [comment deleted by moderator] - ArtificialArchetype
-----> wow dude, calm down - local_area_noetic
------> /the/ dragon - ArtificialArchetype
-------> i am literally vomiting in rage right now - Thig4Life
--------> gross - local_area_noetic
-------> does that make him /the/ dragon slayer

- imnotdrunkimexpandingmyconsciousness
--------> I'll be sure to inform you if I see any depictions of St. George with a mullet. - ChristosBarberis
-----> Yes, please. - Wingz (moderator)
----> How do you know? - DrQueenOfFrance
-----> I had a dream where a knight in melting armour cut out the heart of a great wyrm, mullet waving in the breeze of its dying breath. - local_area_noetic
------> I can't tell if you're fucking with me. - DrQueenOfFrance
-------> how would i be fucking with you? - local_area_noetic
--------> Dreams aren't good sources mate. - DrQueenOfFrance
---------> rude. Stop oppressing my paradigm. - local_area_noetic
---------> get your positivism out of here 'crat - ArtificialArchetype (user was infracted for this post)
---------> Can confirm, killed dragon. - MoreBeanPirate (sockpuppet)
----------> and i'm sure you're fucking thrilled about aren't you less? another bit of wonder dead - Thig4Life
-----------> I'd appreciate the wonder a lot more if it hadn't tried to eat me. - MoreBeanPirate (sockpuppet)
-----------> It was a worm and it died a worm. It had long since clipped its wings for gold and stock options, sold its soul to the Syndicate. Let the next dragon learn from its mistakes. - ChristosBarberis
------------> of course you'd say that you [comment deleted by moderator] - Thig4Life (user was infracted for this post)
------------> wow what the fuck - ArtificialArchetype
-------------> Everything dies. The wheel turns and the dross is pruned away. Why should I not celebrate? - ChristosBarberis
--------------> And here come the points. I'm not locking this, yet, because I'm sure it'll just flare up somewhere else. - Wingz (moderator)
---------------> fucking mods won't infract a master will they - ArtificialArchetype (user was infracted for this post)
----------------> You should know better than to do this outside of Arguing_with_Moderator_Decisions/Discussion. - Wingz (moderator)
-> another confirmed sighting in afghanistan. RIP
--> our prayers go out to our taftani brethren
Confirmed Sightings
Oh god he's back. - FightDamian
-> /What/. - Wingz (moderator)
-> what - Li87
-> What. - MonkOnTheMountain (supermoderator)
-> Wasn't he lost in space, fighting dragons? - BobTheRogueBob
--> LessBeanNinja's confirmed it from Moscow. Apparently he's with Jamelia_Belltower(New_World_Order), Serafina_Rosario(Progenitor) and an unidentified Iterator. - FightDamian
-> holy shit that means i won the bet - electronicLocksmith
--> terminator.wav - FightDamian
-> why won't he die. it's not fair.
-> how can i fight him?
-> If he's twenty years out of date, shouldn't that mean he's weak??? - Qpwo
--> how are you still alive - xxL3ITxx
--> Say that to an old master. I dare you. - FightDamian
---> Now, now, some people just don't know stuff. And this is an excellent excuse to make an info-post! So, exojocks, the serious augmented Schwarzenegger-line-spewing ones, aren't really all that common anymore. Most of the augmented iterators nowadays are more cyborg ninja than terminator. But half of that's just /cost/. The primium alone is enough to makes guys like this really expensive, so cheaper cyborgs tend to be more fragile and, therefore, have to dodge really well. But back in the day, they didn't need to dodge, because the 'crats would put primium on anything. They'd just walk right through your fireball and shoot you dead. And the old tech? Is reliable in the way newer networked stuff isn't, while still being strong enough to kick a car, snap a neck one-handed and fast enough to keep up with an average car on a twisty road. General advice is to run and hide. Failing that, set up a real hefty ambush that'll make them glitch out. Like, collapsing building hefty. And then run. Get to a fortified chantry, if you can. - MonkOnTheMountain (supermoderator)
-----> Protip: If it can't take a few hits from a missile, it's not fortified enough. - Wingz (moderator)
----> +1 - FightDamian
----> +1 - xxL3ITxx
----> +1 - DrQueenOfFrance
--> don't throw up too much dust. he can see through it better than you. if you take him down, keep your distance. iteration x will die for their cause with joy
-> So, he may be still be in Moscow? - GRUpThink
--> You're alive? Thank the Lord. - flybywirebird
---> Yes. - GRUpThink
--> Maybe? - FightDamian
---> There were two of him. So maybe. He did walk through a wall though. - GRUpThink
----> For clarification: a concrete wall. - GRUpThink
-----> ...Sounds like him. Maybe they're packing some model Ks to confuse people. - FightDamian
---> don't waste your life trying to kill him. they'll just bring him back and you'll be just as dead. all men are parts to the technocracy
-> Uh, so we might have run into him again? Maybe? - TheShooterGuy
--> He's pretty distinctive man. - Wingz (moderator)
---> Yeah, but the one I'd heard about was an old-school exojock. Not a nanomachine cloud in the shape of an action hero. - TheShooterGuy
----> what - FightDamian
----> That sounds... implausible. - CurtainCall (moderator)
----> Yeah, the 'Crats don't build stuff like that anymore. Too expensive. - Wingz (moderator)
-----> Look, I know what I saw. - TheShooterGuy
----> they've got the tass to spend on bringing people back. we don't. they get to be immortal. our only immortality comes from what we achieve in the chance we get
Man these archival fragments get annoying
When are we going to get the system fixed? - paranoiac
- Just be patient - Wingz (moderator)
----> we can't give up. we shouldn't forget the dead
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