Special Projects Division Catalogue Spring 2015 - PART 3 OF 3
Original Publication Date: 11-FEB-2015
Upload Date: 01-MAR-2015
Scanned by Bowman, Shadow Ministry to TradWiki: Your One-Stop Open Source for All SIGINT
Edited by Thig4Life bani Thig
Uploader Comments: Part 3
Editor Comments: I need a drink. A drink, and for someone to go kill all these bastards. But I'll settle for a drink.
Project Hellion - Guaranteeing Your Safety Through Proactive Defence
In a dangerous world, your troops need the best. But sometimes the best isn't good enough. That's why Project Hellion is busy leaping ahead of the tech curve, thinking outside the box and synergistically reaching for active solutions to problems which haven't even arisen yet!
Hellion Weapons
At Project Hellion, we look for what experts in the field want! That's why our testing and focus groups are taken from veterans of Afghanistan and Iraq. We don't make things because we want them, we make them because you want them - and what we know is that you want the best guns possible to kill your enemies dead!
@tacker
Our @tacker line is the ultimate in point defence compact weapons. Made of ultra-light alloys and plastics and with a stealth carrying mode, no one will know you're carrying an @tacker until it's too late. With integrated clips, an @tacker is the ultimate in portable concealed firepower - and the small explosive charge we've built into each weapon destroys the evidence once you empty the clip.
@-1 Sm@rtphone H@ndgun - Our @-1 Sm@rtphone integrates a fully functional handgun. Just enter your personal code at the PIN screen, and it'll unfold into your weapon of self-defence. Firing 8.2mm manstopper rounds, the H@ndgun is your last line of defence. Now with 60 free minutes with each phone.
@-3 Sm@rtphone M@chine Pistol - The slightly larger @-3 Sm@rtphone has 40 bullets in a clip, fires anti-armour 4.3mm rounds, and can utterly shred someone who doesn't see it coming. And with great aesthetics like this, you'll even look stylish when doing it!
@-10 L@ptop C@rbine - Next in our range comes our @-10 L@ptop. By day, an ultra-sleek notebook! By night, it unfolds into a 5.12mm short-barreled rifle with extendable stock and fully customisable digital sights. Our Premium edition @-10 by popular demand now includes a reloading option using our proprietary 'H@rd Drive' magazines.
@-10-S L@ptop Shr@pnel Projector - A modified version of our best-selling @-10, the @-10-S L@ptop is a full automatic shotgun. Because sometimes you need to kill every hostile in the boardroom.
@-44 H&b@g Comp@ct Missile - An act of ultimate ingenuity, the @-44 manages to fit all the power of an anti-tank missile launcher into something which can fit into a handbag. Now that's style
and grace. Some assembly required. Now with our brand new M@nb@g version, for when you need to let out the man in you with a boom!
Uploader's Comments: Actually metaphysically safe to use - they're too cheap and disposable to make demonic. Physically more dangerous - with that explosive charge, they can detonate your weapon remotely.
Fuerza Gyrojet Tech Firearms
Weapons from our Fuerza line may look like conventional firearms - but trust us, they're not! Fuerza weapons use gyrojet technology to fire specialised minimissiles with far more destructive potential than regular bullets. What's better than shooting someone with hot lead? Shooting someone with a mini-rocket which can blow a hole clean through a man's torso! And let's not even get started on our ranges of special ammunition! You've never seen anything like this before! We can fit tank-killing potential into a standard rifle!
Uploader's Comments: Bog standard Technocratic 16mm gyrojets, upscaled to 16.5mm so you can't use standard rounds in their weapons. Some of their special ammo is nasty - they're using alien tech in them.
Editor's Comments: The special ammo is a talen - a one-shot spirit binding.
Alkalartistry Anti-Materiel Firearms Now, some people might say that there are laws against the use of chemical weapons. However, our lawyers have made it clear that these weapons are only for use on materiel, and if you were to use any of these high tech weapons firing potent alkaline mixes against living beings, we would not be responsible. With our proprietary blend of alkaline substances, a tank hull is nothing! And did you know they're incredibly potent at disposing of cow skeletons? In tests, we found that use of our Alkalartistry AM-111 warhead could dispose of an entire skeleton in less than a minute!
Enquire for details of our range of:
AM Pistols
AM SMGs
AM Remote Package Deployment Rifles
AM Dispersal Grenades
AM Warheads
Editor's Comments: This is some kind of demonic bile they're using. There were videos. They dissolved living cows. The cows screamed until they died and for a little bit after they were actually dead. Fuck these guys.
DRC Hand Cannon - We know how important you are. We know that you deserve only the best. Our DRC is the best, made just for you. With an almost infinite range of customisation options, the DRC can be made just for you. Want a pearl handled grip? An ivory barrel shroud? Solid gold magazines? All this and more can be yours.
And let's talk about the features. Our advanced laser technology has give you a laser sight which is also a functional battlefield laser. Recoil-inverting metamaterials transfer the recoil of the weapon into the bullet itself, so the more recoil the gun has, the harder the bullet hits. Smart targeting systems and effect-reinforcing compensators mean the more people you kill, the more deadly the gun it gets! It's so smart it learns to kill from you! With standard ammunition we leave the Desert Eagle in the dust, and with our specials, we offer you things that can kill a helicopter in one shot.
Because aren't you the hero?
Editor's Comments: The MJOLNIR is the Syndic's favourite compensatory weapon. The DRC is like a malformed MJOLNIR. Muh muh. It has a demon living in it that feeds off death. And also the user's blood, through that very expensive grip. And apparently owning this gun causes erectile dysfunction (it was in the terms and conditions in very very small print), presumably because your actual dick feels neglected by how much you're spending on this substitute.
Salvation - Presenting the latest in smart cluster warhead technology, Project Hellion presents the Salvation! With no fewer than 120 bomblets each using our proprietary guiding system and ultra-high tech building penetrating hardware, you can drop one of these babies on a hostile structure and make sure you're delivering a deadly package to the face of every single terrorist in the structure! It's rated against 1m of concrete, so even light bunkers aren't proof against Salvation!
Why not enquire after our range of warhead packages? Take your pick today!
- High explosive
- Incendiary
- Chemical
- Electrostatic
- Exotic
- Custom (extra charges may apply on use, requires retention contract of SPD damage specialist)
Editor's Comments: These aren't actually Technocratic in origin. They're just demon-possessed regular mundane cluster bombs.
Hellion Armour
Under our project lead Dr Helena Drake, Project Hellion has advanced in leaps and bounds. We're now operating in tomorrow's world with our innovative sourcing methods and blue sky thinking, and with that we bring you the latest hardware to keep yourself safe from hostile forces.
FL34 Fafnir Gen 1 Personal Protection - Forget Interceptor. Project Hellion brings you a personal defence solution which is decades ahead of our rivals. We start with a advanced cloned spidersilk underweave which makes it cool and comfortable to wear - and leaves you protected against pistols and submachine guns even before you put on the armour! Then we add our patented ScaleTech flexible plating. ScaleTech plating draws inspiration from the skin of lizards and ancient armour designs, but makes them with the fruits of modern science to produce armour which hardens on impact to provide better-than-ballistic-plates protection without the inconvenient bulk or rigidity. In field testing, Fafnir Personal Protection proved to increase survivability against IEDs by no less than 68% over more traditional solutions! It also comes with extreme resilience against heat. Don't fear petrol bombs or incendiaries when you're wearing our gear!
Editor's Note: This armour isn't actually magical, but it's made with magical processes. I think the SPD must have Union nanofabs or something if they can make it cheaply enough to sell it at the cost they do. The design isn't very Union, though - 'Crat mooks prefer their creepy hard-shelled insect look. This stuff looks more reptilian.
FL81 Fafnir Gen 2 Combat Skin - The next generation is here… today! Making use of advanced carbon nanoweave structures and quasi-diamondoid microscale layering, the FL81 will keep your soldiers fighting until the very end! Our advanced intravenous drug feeds banish tiredness, doubt and ethical concerns while the armour is worn, allowing your soldiers to operate at 100% efficiency at all times! And this armour is so light and comfortable that you can even wear more conventional armour over the top for extra protection! With our optional enhanced model FL81-B, Fafnir plating is incorporated over the top, allowing for the ultimate combat solution!
And that's not all! Just look at our brand new integrated systems we added to the Gen 2:
- Customisable Combat Drug Feed
- MSU Ethics Guidance Package
- CloseToHand melee weapon
- Incendiary Warwinner Point Defence System
Your soldiers will find it so good, they'll wonder why they'd ever want to wear anything else!
Editor's Note: This may look from the outside like a Progenitor light combat biosuit - all black corded muscle and that shit, combined with the SPD scales design. It is not a light biosuit. It's a flayed demon, coated in plastic. Once you put it on, it fuses with your skin - and then your other organs - turning you into a demonhost. It'll get in your brain and change who you are. Tame you. Make you into an SPD meat zombie who'll do exactly what he's told to do and who lives to further the cause, greedy and amoral and hungry for power.
Siegfried Personal Power Armour - So, maybe our FL81 isn't enough for you? You want more! More armour! More firepower! More ability to kill everyone who stands in your way! Well, say hello to our brand new Siegfried! The Siegfried requires the user to be wearing our FL81, for the ultra-high tech interface layer to handle power management and ensure the operator's safety. We're so cutting edge you need our armour to protect you from the inhuman strength of the Siegfried. With the effective armour of a tank, an edeium lining and four hardpoints for our weapons, the Siegfried is the future of warfare!
Uploader's Note: Okay, this is freaky
and not in the normal SPD way. The Siegfried was a WW2 Nephandic design of power armour, built by corrupted Technocrats. It's basically a Haldeman 3 decades early. The Siegfried here is basically a slightly updated version, but not built to normal modern Technocratic Haldeman standards. It's roughly comparable to an early 70s Haldeman - lacking in primium and standard Techno-features, but with built-in horrific bane spirit-based features and they've retrofitted them with edeium.
Yes, you heard me. Retrofitted. Worst of all, when we checked these things out, they're not old models. They read as being built less than ten years ago. But they also read as being built in 1960. Some people might say that this is what happens when you get a CoXer to try to chronodate SPD tech. I pray that's all it is. Because when you have the SPD making Nephanic Nazi power armour which require you to be a demonhost to use… well, that can't be good. It just can't.