Yes you did. At the cost of suffering a lot of paradox and maybe your dignity since you had to hire mercs.
Dignity doesn't kill werewolves, and besides, the mercenaries were paid well - and not just by us. Tracking that value transfer should be possible for the Union, and, through that, finding out about one more Traditionalist for the little black book of "kill you later"/"blackmail is delicious"/"we know where you liiiiiive".

Be Jane Clarent
[X] They killed the shaman and marked themselves for revengeance by anyone who works with them, so they were at least somewhat helpful. Let them do what they want. But...
[X] Politely insinuate the Euthanatos are cowards nonetheless, and​
[X] Use applied psychology in the process to troll some werewolves into going after the retreating RDs and getting mown down.​

In the words of The Man: "Confusion to the enemy." If the werewolves are thrown into disarray, all the better. And if the RDs are worth their pay, they can deal with the pursuit. And snubbing them slightly is just a bonus.

Be Jamelia
[X] Experience a jolly warm feeling in your stomach for some reason.
[X] Be paranoid about this.​

This feels like someone is throwing the enemies of the Union into disarray. Wait, does that mean Threat Null - who wrongly consider themselves to be the true Union - have been doing something? You must be on your guard. More on your guard.

Be Kessler
[X] (1.25x) Pretend to challenge the warlord to a bullshit Garou fair fight ritual.
[X] (+.25x) And use it to kill her off ignominiously.​

"I get my honour from successfully defending humanity from things like that, not from accomodating to their ideas of honour. Sometimes, murder is the best solution."

Be Henriette
[X] (1.5x) Snark at Antoinette for being bad at this.
[X] Tsun-flirt with Antoinette in the process.​

Be Antoinette
[X] (1.5x) Work more aggressively against the Pentex people.
[X] Tsun-flirt with Henriette in the process.​
30% of my daily energy intake can be replaced by laughter at tsun-antics, and I feel that both Henriette and Antoinette are insufficiently grounded to not let this impromptu rivalry get in the way of perfoming at optimal capacity. Besides, showing off and snarking is what p. much every engineer I know likes to do, and those two are not only skilled engineers but also hotshot pilots with egos to match. The aggressive tsun-flirting is optional, but, again, entertaining.
 
Be Jane Clarent
[X] They killed the shaman and marked themselves for revengeance by anyone who works with them, so they were at least somewhat helpful. Let them do what they want. But...
[X] Politely insinuate the Euthanatos are cowards nonetheless, and​
[X] Use applied psychology in the process to troll some werewolves into going after the retreating RDs and getting mown down.​

Be Jamelia
[X] Experience a jolly warm feeling in your stomach for some reason.
[X] Be paranoid about this.​

Be Kessler
[X] (1.25x) Pretend to challenge the warlord to a bullshit Garou fair fight ritual.
[X] (+.25x) And use it to kill her off ignominiously.​

In the words of a Jaeger General... "Killing your enemy always counts!"

Be Henriette
[X] (1.5x) Snark at Antoinette for being bad at this.
[X] Tsun-flirt with Antoinette in the process.​

Be Antoinette
[X] (1.5x) Work more aggressively against the Pentex people.
[X] Tsun-flirt with Henriette in the process.​
 
Be Clarent
[X] They killed the shaman and marked themselves for revengeance by anyone who works with them, so they were at least somewhat helpful. Let them do what they want. But...
->[X] Politely insinuate the Euthanatos are cowards nonetheless, and
-->[X] Use applied psychology in the process to troll some werewolves into going after the retreating RDs and getting mown down.

EarthScorpion's write-in is the perfect way to say 'F you' to them for bugging out on us like that.

Be Jamelia
[X] Experience a sudden frisson of arousal for no apparent reason.
->[X] Be paranoid about this.

Be Kessler
[X] (1.25x) Pretend to challenge the warlord to a bullshit Garou fair fight ritual.
->[X] (+.25x) And use it to kill her off ignominiously.

Working on a write-in for Kessler's fight. Hopefully will have time; Tomorrow is Imp's birthday party.

Be Henriette
[X] (1.5x) Snark at Antoinette for being bad at this.
->[X] Tsun-flirt with Antoinette in the process.
-->[X] While giving useful advice like "Chop off the tentacles first!". Share your half-Japanese edge in knowing how to deal with tentacle monsters.

Be Antoinette
[X] Appreciate Henriette's field advice. She's just trying to help you!
->[X] Tsun-flirt with Henriette in the process.

These two hate-flirting at each other may provide for acres of fun. (Henriette needs a 'good night', so she can stop being so annoyed by stupid sexy Rose.) I can see them becoming Vitriolic Best Buds....just without the Buds part.
 
"Precious and few are the moments that you and your own worst enemy share."

Now, now, be fair. They're not worst enemies [1]. They're just two girls with similar backgrounds and similar views on the world who happen to have, on first sight, taken an instant dislike for one another.

It's adorable. :V

[1] Henriette has one of those already. It's the murderous seed AI made from her little sister which hates her for a) destroying the reanimated cyberzombie corpses of their parents, b) thwarting her attempts, c) being party to an attempt to hack her mind, and d) being a better pilot than her.
 
These two hate-flirting at each other may provide for acres of fun. (Henriette needs a 'good night', so she can stop being so annoyed by stupid sexy Rose.)
Hey now! Henriette is straight, I'll have you know! It's not her fault that Rose keeps getting her into ambiguously sexual situations! Or that Jamelia has taken up residence in her head and is starting to warp her decision-making and actions! Her rivalry with the spoilt little ItX princess is one of pure platonic hatred! She likes boys! She just hasn't had time for any recently! That's all!

Serafina: "You know, there's nothing actually wrong with being bisexual."
Henriette: "Wha... you... I'm not... sh-shut up! Shut up shut up shut up!"
 
Hey now! Henriette is straight, I'll have you know! It's not her fault that Rose keeps getting her into ambiguously sexual situations! Or that Jamelia has taken up residence in her head and is starting to warp her decision-making and actions! Her rivalry with the spoilt little ItX princess is one of pure platonic hatred! She likes boys! She just hasn't had time for any recently! That's all!

Serafina: "You know, there's nothing actually wrong with being bisexual."
Henriette: "Wha... you... I'm not... sh-shut up! Shut up shut up shut up!"
That sounds familiar.

Exeunt stage left, pursued by tsundere.
 
Oh, Jamelia. Are everyone you encountered begin to have their own little Jamelia Voice in their head that they call to in complex social situations? "What would Jamelia do?"

And how soon would you be classified as a memetic hazard if that thing gets public?
 
Oh, Jamelia. Are everyone you encountered begin to have their own little Jamelia Voice in their head that they call to in complex social situations? "What would Jamelia do?"

And how soon would you be classified as a memetic hazard if that thing gets public?

No, it's just that Henriette has taken Jamelia as a role model and mother figure of sorts, due to minor inconveniences like "MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEAD" and being mostly raised in Iteration X, a Convention known for their excellent interpersonal and public relations skills, as well as their high proportion of good female role models rather than custom constructed waifus with artificial boobs the size of small celestial objects.

If Henriette was a member of the Traditions, she may have taken that impetus to learn all the martial arts in the world and wage a one-woman war on crime poor people the mentally ill Technocrats. Fortunately she was spared that fate.
 
No, it's just that Henriette has taken Jamelia as a role model and mother figure of sorts, due to minor inconveniences like "MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEAD" and being mostly raised in Iteration X, a Convention known for their excellent interpersonal and public relations skills, as well as their high proportion of good female role models rather than custom constructed waifus with artificial boobs the size of small celestial objects.
That explains some of her reaction to Rose and Serafina. :V
And boy, are we in a weird place if Jamelia is the best mother figure around here! :) And she really is, surprisingly. Serafina's not bad, but her confidence on that front has taken a massive hit lately. :(
This Amalgam really does work as a utterly weird family of sorts.
 
Bonus Points:
[X] Also submit the opposing force's point of view for the Henriette/Antoinette engagement.

The pair of Hinds hangs high, above the low-lying cloud. They are, naturally, both loudly playing Ride of the Valkyries, at a volume which could even be heard above the noise of the rotors and the pulsing of the heartbeat in the machine.

"Aww, come on, sarge," Squaddie Wilson complains, playing with his knife. "Why do we always have to listen to this old shit?"

The hulking figure of his shirtless, scar-covered sergeant punches him in the jaw. "Shut your mouth, you fucker," the older man growls. He looks like an eighties action hero mid-way through their steroid-induced meltdown. "This is part of your history! Part of what we're all fighting for! It was written for the best film of the seventies! Apocalypse Now!" He shakes his head, wiping away a tear on his wolfskin scarf. "Colonel Kurtz is my hero," he whispers. "So listen up, maggots!"

"Yes, sarge!" the other six fully conscious members of the First Team in the back snap back instantly. They're the elite. They're better than the ground pounders in the APCs. They're also amped up on far more experimental combat drugs and have undergone deliberate amputation and grafting of limbs from other test subjects so they have multiple banes bound into their flesh and their fetish-limbs.

"Here we are, going up against Willy yet again! There's going to be lots of Willys down here! A fuckload! I want a nice clean deployment! We are the tip of the spear! We're going to be hitting these fuckers once they've expended their assets against the ground forces."

The radios crackle. "Charlie One is down! Repeat Charlie One is down! Unknown attackers!" That's one of the front-leading APCs. Clearly it's walked into a Gaian ambush.

"We're going to tear them apart and eat them in the name of the Wyrm," Jenny Mother-Fucker snarls. She's leading the pack of werewolves in the cargo hold, and while the fomori shock troopers are superficially dressed in a military style, no such rule applies to the Black Spiral Dancers who are barring one exception all in near-man form. Although most of them are wearing a mess of bane-fetishes made from military equipment, the weapons and gear come from thousands of years of human violence, or from the depths of Malfeas itself. Jenny herself is fully decked out in Malfean bane-bound brass, a gift from her very affectionate mother, and her armour bleaches the seat just from its irradiated proximity.

"I'm gonna get me some of their puppies," Red Scare growls, drooling notably. He's already in Crinos form, because that's the only way he can carry the vehicle-scale flamethrower equipment strapped onto his hulking form. His smell is filling the cabin. "I'll cook 'em and then eat 'em wh-"

There is no warning of a radar lock. No desperate attempts to evade. There's just the explosion and the sudden feeling of weightlessness.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck," the pilot screams over the intercom. She's fused to the helicopter itself, a torso protruding from the living machine, and she's screaming in pain. "My rotors!"

"What the fuck?" Jenny yells. "Brace for impact!"

...

Fire.

Noise.

It's hell down here, and not in the way she's fond of. Jenny crawls out of the wreckage, spitting teeth, and winces as new ones force their way through her jaw. Her mouth is filled with her own blood and when she screams it's just a gargle. She's bitten her tongue off. She works her arm as the broken bone knits itself together. Ahead of her, there's another burning crash site, from the other helicopter. It's bleeding ichor from its broken open hull, and another Black Spiral Dancer is painfully crawling from the wreckage.

"What the fuck!" she shouts, once she gets her tongue working again. She spits the remnants of her old one out.

Red Scare bursts from the wreckage, covered in balefire. The tanks on his back have ignited, and he runs screaming and flailing and mewling, off into the woods. Jenny gives a mad grin at that. The bastard still isn't dying despite all that? Hah. Tougher than she though.

"Help me," the pilot mewls at her over her radio. She ignores it and concentrates at breaking open the hold so the other survivors from her pack can crawl out. And look! There are even two fomors left alive!

"Get in front," she snarls, hefting her blade at the horribly burned messes of flesh.

"What the fuck was that?" Gut-Gnawer snapped at her, shifting into Crinos form. He's lost his minigun to the flames, so he's only got his envenomed blades and those work best when he has the tank-like bulk of his ultimate form behind him. "Where'd those fuckers get stuff that'd down us? Both choppers are down and the bosses are going to be fucking pissed."

Jenny shrugged. "They better be more afraid of me. Because they didn't tell use these tree fuckers had stuff like this."

"Yeah." Gut-Gnawer stabbed at a tree, which immediately began to wilt and die. "Jumped up banes try giving us shit for this, we'll fucking nut them and then... look!"

The cluster of humanoid figures creeping on the crash site open up immediately, in a blaze of automatic weapons fire and grenades. Jenny leaps over the first scything line of fire, and then lets Gut-Gnawer take the strangely-homing grenades for her. Bulking up into Crinos, she vents a considerable amount of her extensive frustration with this mission, letting the black hate of the Wyrm guide her blows.

And the fuckers don't even bleed! No, their skin turns out to be some kind of spray-on plastic and under that is just metal. It isn't satisfying at all.

She has the last one held by the throat. Leaning in, she sniffs with her almost bat-like, malformed wolf-nose. It smells of crystal, of steel and brass and coldness and clinical antiseptic absolution. "Weaverscum," she grinds, and crushes it in her hand, tossing the husk away.

Gut-Gnawer is howling in a mix of pain and rage. "Weaver! Weaver!" he gibbers, scampering over to snatch up one of the heavy weapons from the fallen combat robots. He tries firing it, and it promptly explodes in his hand, removing his arm up to the shoulder.

[Sorry, you do not qualify for a thirty day trial,] the remnants of the weapon he dropped states. [Please contact your nearest representative for processing, Reality Deviant scum.]

"Idiot," Jenny snarls. "How fucking stupid do you have to be to try that?" She takes a breath. "Listen! So the fucking weaverspawn are here! They're fucking human scum! Humans who think their tricks from the Weaver can defeat the Gaian fools here, let alone us! We are the true Garou! Our bloody legacy has claimed almost all the chosen of Gaia! We have the hate of the Wyrm! We have his strength! All the powers of Malfeas ride with us! To victory! To bloodshed! To triumph!"

"Mother-Fucker," Elise Finger-Keeper snarled, "smell! On the wind! Weaverscum, and their vehicles on the other side of those trees! And there are weak humans there! Not just machines!"

"Kill them all!"

The Black Spiral Dancers charged off, and then found that the area had been comprehensively mined ahead of time.

"Fucking weaverscum!"

...

Bleeding from countless puncture wounds which have got through her armour, stunned and shocked by the countless waves of explosions and feeling fucking hungry from all the regeneration she's had to do, Jenny falls to her knees.

It's like fighting mist. The fucking weaverscum refuse to stand and fight. They fall back. They send those goddamn robots to slow them down. There are fucking landmines everywhere. And somehow there are also fucking pits with fucking sharp silver tipped stakes at the bottom. How the fuck are those things in the area? Maybe the Gaian fuckers put them there.

Oh, she's seen the enemy. Fast moving cars which just fire grenades at her and then run away. Humans in pathetic thin armour which somehow means they can move faster, without any spirit blessings. Fucking Weaver and the way it gives these humans way to do things without the spirits. Suits of armour the size of her in Crinos form - or maybe just one suit of armour. She isn't fucking sure because every time she tries to close, she winds up standing on another fucking landmine.

And there's one big one. Clearly the one in charge, because it's the biggest and most powerful. It's bigger than even her in Crinos, and she's large for a Garou. And it's the one which shot down the helicopters! It's covered in missiles and carrying large guns and last time she saw it, it gunned down the two remaining members of her pack.

Well, she has a trump. Her mother told her to be wary of it, but fuck her. She isn't here right now! She's back somewhere safe! Fuck everything! Her pack's dead and - she feels tears well up - and it hurts, Wyrm dammit! It hurts in a bad way!

This came right from the SPD, though, and they used to be weaverscum before they realised the true power of the Wyrm. This'll let her win!

Growling, she pulls an oversized syringe out, the bright-green-glow of it rippling as it passes out from her armour of Malfean brass. In one motion, she injects the entire turkey-baster-sized contents into her abdomen. She can feel the tens of banes in the fluid getting to work, twisting and warping and descrating her flesh. She howls to the clouded sky as her muscles bulk and swell, her hair falling out only to be replaced by brass strands. A rack of ten long octopodal tentacles burst out from under the armour of her back, covered in eyes and teeth and leech-like mouths, only for four of them to knit together into insectoid wings. Cloven hooves, great ram-like horns, faces upon her flesh which gibber and moan and sing praises to the malejin... all of these flow across her flesh. It hurts so very much. In the last remnants of her sanity, such that remained to a child of incest born to a family which had worshipped the Wyrm for generations, she screams. It hurts! She didn't mean this!

And then one of the banes reaches her brain and squirms into it, giving her certainty. She can feel the Wyrm overtaking her.

It is a good pain.

"Kill," she grates out. "Burn. Maim." She lets the voices in her head guide her. On all fours, the vegetation around her igniting from the radiation which pours off her skin, she charges off leaving a wake of devastation behind her.

...

"Oh what the fuck," Henriette mouths at the sight of the heavily armoured and mutated wolf-thing the size of a tank bounding towards her, glowing green and with its sword held in its teeth. "That's just wrong."

The advantages of neural links are that doing that doesn't stop her opening fire immediately.
 
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Be Clarent
[X] They killed the shaman and marked themselves for revengeance by anyone who works with them, so they were at least somewhat helpful. Let them do what they want. But...

[X] Politely insinuate the Euthanatos are cowards nonetheless, and
[X] Use applied psychology in the process to troll some werewolves into going after the retreating RDs and getting mown down.

Be Jamelia
[X] Experience a sudden frisson of arousal for no apparent reason.

[X] Be paranoid about this.

Be Kessler
[X] (1.25x) Pretend to challenge the warlord to a bullshit Garou fair fight ritual.

[X] (+.25x) And use it to kill her off ignominiously.

Be Henriette
[X] (1.5x) Snark at Antoinette for being bad at this.

[X] Tsun-flirt with Antoinette in the process.

Be Antoinette
[X] (1.5x) Work more aggressively against the Pentex people.

[X] Tsun-flirt with Henriette in the process.

Bonus Points:
[X] Also submit EarthScorpion's writein for the Henriette/Antoinette engagement.

I think that outside of botches, the fight is going fairly well, right?
 
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It's like fighting mist. The fucking weaverscum refuse to stand and fight. They fall back. They send those goddamn robots to slow them down. There are fucking landmines everywhere. And somehow there are also fucking pits with fucking sharp silver tipped stakes at the bottom. How the fuck are those things in the area? Maybe the Gaian fuckers put them there.

Oh, she's seen the enemy. Fast moving cars which just fire grenades at her and then run away. Humans in pathetic in armour which somehow means they can move faster, without any spirit blessings. Fucking Weaver and the way it gives these humans way to do things without the spirits. Suits of armour the size of her in Crinos form - or maybe just one suit of armour. She isn't fucking sure because every time she tries to close, she winds up standing on another fucking landmine.
I'm pretty sure that "You get a landmine! And you get a landmine! And you get a landmine! Everybody gets a landmine!" has got to qualify as honorary Troll-casting. :D
 
The SPD, freed of Technocratic constraints and things like the requirement to stack the ethics board before you're doing somethin unethical, has blossomed.

Specifically, they've blossomed Skavenwards. And have also realised that "Hey, if we're feeding magic drugs to werewolves and fomori, we don't need to care about how much Paradox they get from it" because, after all, they're Syndics and that means that via Primal Utility and all of Pentex's assets to call on, they can make plenty of one-shot Talismans and the like with horrific evil tainted Resonance.

But hey. They're Fomori and BSDs. Who cares if they get cancer from it?

That explains some of her reaction to Rose and Serafina. :V
And boy, are we in a weird place if Jamelia is the best mother figure around here! :) And she really is, surprisingly. Serafina's not bad, but her confidence on that front has taken a massive hit lately. :(
This Amalgam really does work as a utterly weird family of sorts.

Jamelia teaches you that you don't need to be the prettiest one in the room, that it's important to care about what other people think and feel, that everyone is special in their own way, and not everyone is suited for everything, so it's best so see what people both want to do and can do before telling them to do something. All heartwarming sentiments.

Admittedly, she teaches you these things for terrible reasons, but still, they're instructive!

(and the "It's fine to be Appearance 3-4, you don't need to be some model+ superhuman freak" is always an instructive lesson for keeping your perspective of what it's like for most of humanity - especially when you have Progenitors nearby)
 
Although most of them are wearing a mess of bane-fetishes made from military equipment, the weapons and gear come from thousands of years of human violence, or from the depths of Malfeas itself. Jenny herself is fully decked out in Malfean bane-bound brass, a gift from her very affectionate mother, and her armour bleaches the seat just from its irradiated proximity.
See, now I'm confused. I thought 'Malfean' didn't have much to do with 'Malfeas', but the brass is throwing me off.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck," the pilot screams over the intercom. She's fused to the helicopter itself, a torso protruding from the living machine, and she's screaming in pain. "My rotors!"
I -like- this pilot. I hope she survives.

And there's one big one. Clearly the one in charge, because it's the biggest and most powerful.
Dat hummie ting is der baws, becuz itz da biggist and gotz da most dakka.

She howls to the clouded sky as her muscles bulk and swell, her hair falling out only to be replaced by brass strands. A rack of ten long octopodal tentacles burst out from under the armour of her back, covered in eyes and teeth and leech-like mouths, only for four of them to knit together into insectoid wings. Cloven hooves, great ram-like horns...
Ahh, customer, very tragic story of yeti riding a bull...
Pansuto Taro?

She can feel the Wyrm overtaking her.
It is a good pain.
"Kill," she grates out. "Burn. Maim."
Ummm... skulls for the skull throne?
 
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Magical Lawfare
Congratulations! You have just rolled 15 successes on the Syndicate Legal Compliance Division's formal complaint to Murklake. Update 81.5 will show you exactly what the process of Syndicate Enforcer work looks like.

This is an Entropy 4, Mind 3, Matter 3, Correspondence 3 effect. The legal charges set out in the complaint(s) are:

[ ] Violations of United Kingdom employment law such as:
[ ] Unreasonable hours (Mind 2, induce fatigue and error-prone behavior)
[ ] Poor working conditions (Entropy 4, people will fail at inopportune times)
[ ] Insufficient maintenance of equipment (Entropy 3, equipment will fail at inopportune times)​
[ ] Violations of International Law such as:
[ ] Use of explosive and/or expanding bullets in violation of the St. Petersburg Declaration and customary rules of international law (Matter 2, Entropy 2, fewer specialty munitions)
[ ] Insufficient care taken to distinguish noncombatants from combatants (Mind 3/Entropy 3, delaying target reactions)
[ ] Disproportionate use of force in populated areas in violation of customary international law (Matter 3, reduces the number of heavy weapons available due to this 'proportionality' thing)​
[ ] Violations of United Kingdom vehicle licensing laws
[ ] Overloaded vehicles (Matter 2, weaken vehicle armor by removing a bunch of it!)
[ ] Lack of safety features (Entropy 2, vehicles will kill crew when damaged)​
[ ] Write-ins (bonus points for writeins if they cite an actual law).

Choose 3 of the above. Note that each category is a separate complaint.

Also, technically, there should be like 10 associates to each partner but clearly the Enforcers value work-life balance and they're off for the weekend (while the senior partners have Progenitor-built organs that keep injecting them with Concentrate! and KeepAwake and synthetic livers to protect them from the horrible toll that would take on a merely human body)[1]

[1] This isn't a law firm ordinary humans can make partner in.[2] This is the Technocracy!
[2] The joke loses some of its luster when you realize that with the current chances of making partner in a law firm this is more or less accurate for all law firms.
 
[X] Write-in: Under the 1991 Dangerous Dogs Act (and as amended in 1997) it is illegal to own any Specially Controlled Dogs without specific exemption from a court. The dogs have to be muzzled and kept on a lead in public, they must be registered and insured, neutered, tattooed and receive microchip implants. The Act also bans the breeding, sale and exchange of these dogs, even if they are on the Index of Exempted Dogs. Pentex appears to be in violation of the muzzling, the keeping on a lead, the registration and insurance, the neutering, the tattooing, the breeding and exchange parts - and they will have to face those consequences later - but the mandatory microchips on their dangerous dogs can be used by Technocrats for target acquisition. Entropy + Corr, bonus to hit Pentex werewolves.

[X] Write-in: The Firearms (Amendment) Act 1988 confined semi-automatic and pump-action centre-fire rifles, military weapons firing explosive ammunition, short shotguns that had magazines, and both elevated pump-action and self-loading rifles to the Prohibited category. Registration and secure storage of shotguns held on Shotgun Certificates became required, and shotguns with more than a 2+1 capacity came to need a Firearm Certificate. The law also introduced new restrictions on shotguns. Possession of such weapons without the proper clearance from central government - which can be revoked by the proper authorities - is illegal. Clearly Pentex is making use of them, which indicates that they are obtaining these weapons through improper channels which necessarily limits the amount of range time and training they can receive. Entropy 4 effect, attacking the mental "object" of the training routines of the Pentex soldiers.

[X] Write in: Under the Equality Act (2010), Pentex are required to provide equal treatment in access to employment as well as private and public services, regardless of the protected characteristics of age, disability, gender reassignment, marriage and civil partnership, race, religion or belief, sex, and sexual orientation. It is clear they are in violation of this, because they are discriminating in favour of Wyrm-ists and thus against members of all other faiths - which is, as previously mentioned, a protected category. This clearly will harm employee relations by instigating a workplace culture where systematic discrimination is permitted and reduce the ability for healthy complaints to be aired. Entropy + Mind, weakening inter-squad cohesion and generally making them act less like a military force and more like a bunch of sociopathic lunatics with each man, woman, or spirit out for themselves.
 
Gut-Gnawer is howling in a mix of pain and rage. "Weaver! Weaver!" he gibbers, scampering over to snatch up one of the heavy weapons from the fallen combat robots. He tries firing it, and it promptly explodes in his hand, removing his arm up to the shoulder.

[Sorry, you do not qualify for a thirty day trial,] the remnants of the weapon he dropped states. [Please contact your nearest representative for processing, Reality Deviant scum.]
I'm pretty sure that whoever programmed that message in was doing so purely and intentionally to add insult to quite literal injury.

I approve wholeheartedly.

...

... aaaaand I was going to go for glorious Entropy 4 mayhem, but ES's write-ins are too good not to use.

[ ] Write-in: 1991 Dangerous Dogs Act (Entropy + Corr, bonus to hit Pentex werewolves).
[X] Write-in: The Firearms (Amendment) Act 1988 (Entropy 4 effect, attacking the mental "object" of the training routines of the Pentex soldiers).
[X] Write in: The Equality Act (2010) (Entropy + Mind, weakening inter-squad cohesion and generally making them act less like a military force and more like a bunch of sociopathic lunatics with each man, woman, or spirit out for themselves).
 
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I'm not going to accept the Dangerous Dogs Act write-in, because a lot of the Black Spiral Dancers are going to be illegal spirit-wolves stuck in their terrible hostile incest hives (or Metis) rather than actual licensed wolves. The other two are fine.

(I think this is the first time I've had to actually reject a write-in choice! Go me!)
 
I'm not going to accept the Dangerous Dogs Act write-in, because a lot of the Black Spiral Dancers are going to be illegal spirit-wolves stuck in their terrible hostile incest hives (or Metis) rather than actual licensed wolves. The other two are fine.

(I think this is the first time I've had to actually reject a write-in choice! Go me!)
Now you see the oppression inherent in the system! :p
 
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