Friendly/Sympathetic Vampires?


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Do not discount the Amazons, they have advanced magic and maybe even technology (seriously there is one Amazon that is just a laser gun) but they too live in Lustria so they need military allies, especially with the Skaven doing Skaven things to the environment.
 
Don't cut down trees beyond the spooky stone boundary pillars.
Oh that sound pretty standard, I think I heard of that-

Do be polite when the High Elves in the fancy boats want to inspect your goods. (Results may vary, based upon goods found.)
…I need some context.

Do not discount the Amazons, they have advanced magic and maybe even technology (seriously there is one Amazon that is just a laser gun) but they too live in Lustria so they need military allies, especially with the Skaven doing Skaven things to the environment.
Oh shit they exist, I completely forgot. I thought y'all were joking but than I remember all the times people complained how underused they were.

Oh right there is also skaven. Are there Orks at all? I remember that they keep a feral population to ahem "Thin the mammal population on our shores" so there's probably Orks around somewhere.
 
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~Flynn Rider, hotly justifying the necessity of hiring an expensive Amazon Expert/Interpreter from the imperial colleges.
(Jk jk. The amazons are indeed very good allies to have, if one has the daring and diplomacy to find and befriend them.)


As Imperious said, Slann plaques will indeed trigger the fuckity fuck out of the Asur, who are the largest navy on the planet and also patrol all of the trade routes between the old and new world.
They also want to check for druchii/chaos artefacts, and slaves. Particularly Asur slaves.
 
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Oh that sound pretty standard, I think I heard of that-


…I need some context.


Oh shit they exist, I completely forgot. I thought y'all were joking but than I remember all the times people complained how underused they were.

Oh right there is also skaven. Are there Orks at all? I remember that they keep a feral population to ahem "Thin the mammal population on our shores" so there's probably Orks around somewhere.

The Amazons are very old lore, they are old lore in fantasy the way the Slann are old lore in 40K, technically never been ret-coned, but also have not been mentioned in decades.
 
The Amazons are very old lore, they are old lore in fantasy the way the Slann are old lore in 40K, technically never been ret-coned, but also have not been mentioned in decades.
Sadness… welp now we get to add to that lore! Also really? I've heard of the amazons stuff but I never heard of slann in 40k. Was there actual lore in 40k talking about them or is it something else?

Edit: Wait is it those future watchers things that can predict the future but suck at actually doing anything with it? Those guys?
 
A note on lore.
The Amazons are very old lore
To Clarify a bit about the Amazons and other such old lore:

For the sake of making this quest a bit more interesting -and to flesh out the overly grimdark, somewhat homogenous and quite barren Lizard/Orc/Skaven saturated Lustria at the end of Warhammer Fantasy's lifecycle- I will be using quite a lot of GW's older and often quite diverse lore, with some modifications to fit it within my own head-canons and views. This will include some significant alterations to basic or only lightly described tidbits of lore, and it will mean that the continent of Lustria -deep, dark and mysterious- will hold a lot of things to be discovered beyond stinky rat-furries, psychotic cockney mushrooms and Jurassic Park obessed scalies.

A few spoilers tidbits, for the curious.

Clippity Cloppity, these horse-halfed people Supervise Asrai Property...
Sneeky Snakemen seen slithering in sunlit swamps, more at 11...
Amazons? Not just post carriers, they're the full package.
Strange Fish Found, No Owner tagged.
 
Current Tally - Vote will be left up for 24hrs.
The Current Clear Leader is Flynn Ryder, with Helmut trailing, followed by Doof.
I'm leaving the vote up for a full 24 hrs.


Adhoc vote count started by Pillowsperky on May 10, 2024 at 7:26 PM, finished with 60 posts and 21 votes.
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    [X] Plan Daring Do
    -[X] Name: Flynn Ryder
    -[X][Gender] Man
    -[X][Standing] Low Nobility
    -[X] [Attributes] Dip 5: , Mar 8: , Ste 4: , Int 1: , Lea 3:
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    [x]Plan Doofenschmirtz: slight change
    -[x][Name] Lord Heinz von Doofenschmirtz
    -[x][Standing] The Gentry
    -[x][Attributes] Dip: 3, Mar: 3, Ste: 4, Int: 5, Lea: 7
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    [X] Plan Midas Come Again
    -[X] Name: Helmut Becker
    -[X][Gender] Man
    -[X] [Standing] A Merchant Dynasty
    -[X] [Attributes] Dip: 2 Mar: 2 Ste: 8 Int: 2 Lea: 7
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    [x] Plan I Jane, You Slann
    -[x] [Name]: Jane Porter
    -[x] [Gender]: Woman
    -[x] [Standing]: High Nobility
    -[X] [Attributes] Dip: 5, Mar: 3, Ste: 4, Int: 2, Lea: 7
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    [X]Plan Doofenschmirtz
    -[X][Name] Lord Doofenschmirtz of the Tristate Baronry
    -[x][Standing] The Gentry
    -[X][Attributes] Dip: 4, Mar: 1, Ste: 4, Int: 5, Lea: 8
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    [X] Plan Conquistador
    -[X] Name: Ludolf Van der Zee
    -[X][Gender] Man
    -[x][Standing] The Gentry
    -[X] [Attributes] Dip: 5 Mar: 7 Ste: 4 Int: 3 Lea: 2
 
Actually, isn't it Midas Come Again that's the runner-up? It has 4 votes, while the Doofenschmirtz votes are split between different plans (with one having 3 and the other just 1.)
 
[x]Plan Doofenschmirtz: slight change

I know this wont win at this point, but it's too fun not to vote for
 
The Amazons are very old lore, they are old lore in fantasy the way the Slann are old lore in 40K, technically never been ret-coned, but also have not been mentioned in decades.
Not true! WFRP 4e's book on Lustria came out just last year, and it firmly mentioned Amazons.
In better news... [WFRP 4e: Lustria] page 38
LEGENDS OF THE AMAZONS

Stories of the legendary Amazons, an all-female tribe said to dwell within the jungle depths, have been told since folk from the Old World first arrived in Lustria.

In the Old World, the few scholars who purport that Amazons exist tend to claim that these women were outcasts from Skeggi. This theory was recorded in the Journeys to the Dark Heart, by the brilliant yet notoriously eccentric scholar of Geographic Lore at the University of Altdorf, Professor Stillmensch.

Stillmensch claimed that after a series of battles around the settlement had decimated the menfolk of Skeggi, a band of their women set sail for the south. They landed on a swampy island in the Amaxon estuary. The ruins of several Lizardman temples remained on the island, and the women inhabited and fortified them.

When explorers from the Old World explored the island centuries later, they encountered the descendants of the women of Skeggi. They claimed the women had taken up the worship of Lizardman gods, were able to wield powerful weaponry of arcane manufacture, and had even figured out how to spawn in the manner of Skinks.

Other more controversial scholars have written that the Amazons were an entirely separate yet related species created by the gods for a specific divine purpose, although this theory is commonly derided by authorities on such matters.

Regardless, the mythology of the Amazons continues to flourish, and tales of vicious warrior-women wielding strange weapons of power are told in the drinking dens of the world's ports.
Hell yeah! Though, the book doesn't really elaborate more than this, probably because of the following reason (from the WFRP discord):


EDIT: Other pages in the book do mention them, they definitely exist, it just doesn't expound on them any more than that excerpt does.
 
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Eh. Either way I love making up lore, mostly because there is a sheer lack of it. I've said it before, but what we get is great, but there isn't enough of it. 40k has like 40 damn books dedicated to the Horus heresy alone, but I'll be damned if I want to find some warhammer fantasy books that I can make a chronological order with.

It's mostly just choosing a character you like and going with it. Which is fine, it's good stuff. Just not enough depth outside of the little bubble.
 
[X] Plan Midas Come Again

Given this quest is largely about cultivating prestige, a Merchant Dynasty is the most fun option to me. I do wish we had a little higher diplomacy though given how important that will probably be for actually securing trade routes. With any luck money will let us at least pay for a fair few advisors - if we so chose.

"The glory they'll gimme, my dear pal old Karl, will probably build me a shrine! It's goooooold, and it's mine, mine, mine!"
 
Only 12 hours left for Midas (7) or Doof (5) to tie up the vote with Flynn(15)!

Meanwhile I need to consider all of the options for ancestry, and I think I'm settling on my original plan, which was to have the initial vote simply be to have an option for MC to be raised pure imperial -granting a small bonus to diplomacy with the staunchly traditional imperial faction-, or to have been given a splash of non-empire culturing from the acknowledgement of a non-imperial close ancestor -which will grant a smol diplomatic bonus with the non-imperial human faction-.

It is noteworthy that having non-imperial blood is not a malus with regard tonthe imperial faction, as to my mind the Empire's conservatives is far too busy with it's own insular political game to bother that much with anyone's bloodline.
 
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Only 12 hours left for Midas (7) or Doof (5) to tie up the vote with Flynn(15)!

Meanwhile I need to consider all of the options for ancestry, and I think I'm settling on my original plan, which was to have the initial vote simply be to have an option for MC to be raised pure imperial -granting a small bonus to diplomacy with the staunchly traditional imperial faction-, or to have been given a splash of non-empire culturing from the acknowledgement of a non-imperial close ancestor -which will grant a smol diplomatic bonus with the non-imperial human faction-.

It is noteworthy that having non-imperial blood is not a malus with regard tonthe imperial faction, as to my mind the Empire's conservatives is far too busy with it's own insular political game to bother that much with anyone's bloodline.

For Flynn I think the stand outs would be Norscan via Norland to get that yearning for the sea, maybe a bit of a wild side or or Tilean/Estalian if we want to go more Zoro with him.
 
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