Touman Quest Redux: No SV, You Are the Kami-yan (Toaru Majutsu No Index Quest)

[Dead-Not]

So, here's the redux of Touman Quest. I'm absolutely shocked that it was so popular apparently. It goddamn blow almost everything else out of the water with 42 votes! Welp here it is. It's basically the same as before, it's really just copy and paste with a few things added here and there.
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You are Kamijou Touma, age 16, a normal guy living in Academy City. As a child at the age of 6, in order to try and figure out your abnormal bad luck, your parents sent you to Academy City by yourself as they couldn't afford the trip there for everyone. Oh, don't worry, they didn't want to send you away, but a bankrupt and superstitious person blamed you for what happened to them and tried to stab you. Once the media got wind of this incident, they tried to make a supernatural show based on you. It caused you and your family an amazing amount of trouble with you being bullied and hurt every day. They had no choice but to send you away. Hoping that you would be safe in a place where people were...unique like you were. As you were by yourself, you were placed in the child error facility for orphans. You quickly made fast friends with...

(Pick Three)

[ ] A energetic younger brunette girl that dragged you around everywhere.

[ ] A brunette haired girl that followed you around calling you her onii-chan.

[ ] A quiet salt and pepper haired boy.

[ ] A playful girl with blonde hair.

[ ] A skittish blonde boy.

[ ] A tired looking, slightly older girl.

[ ] A girl with pigtails and auburn hair

[ ] A girl with a cheerful disposition and a helpful attitude.

After a while you were put in a dorm in District 7 once you reach middle school. Unfortunately due to being a Level 0 you can't really do much about your insanely bad luck. In an effort to try and stop, or maybe even mitigate the effects of your power 'Imagine Breaker' as some call it you...

[ ] Don't give up and keep trying to find a way through science, diving into your school work with reckless abandon, often resulting in you going to sleep at four or so.

[ ] Turn away from science and try to look for something in the occult to possibly, maybe find a way to help yourself. Your ability didn't make sense, so maybe the solution to your problem lay in something that didn't make sense like the occult.

You sigh and roll over, waking up to a new day. You wake up and begin to get off your bed.

'Time for a new day you.' You think opening the curtains.

"Nice weather we're having." You mutter, looking out at the blue sky.
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Well that's all there is for now. Pick 'em games. Do we want magical Touma, or Science Touma, and who's our friends?

 

[Dead-Not]

[X] A brunette haired girl that followed you around calling you her onii-chan.
[X] A quiet salt and pepper haired boy.
[X] A playful girl with blonde hair.
[X] Don't give up and keep trying to find a way through science, diving into your school work with reckless abandon, often resulting in you going to sleep at four or so

You are one, Kamijou Touma. You get up, and...

[ ] You realize that you just stepped on your phone. (You are a Judgement Officer)

[ ] Trip on your miniature model newton's cradle ( You are a Student Scientist of Academy Academy City)

[ ] You stepped on your credit card. (???)

After your little mishap for the morning, you shake it off with a murmur of, fukou da, and get straight to work on breakfast. During the process, your misfortune struck again and you...

[ ] Dropped a glass. Violence Doughnut: Centrifugal Force Increase

[ ] Burnt your hand. Pyrokinesis

[ ] Your stove broke, so you had to get something from the fridge and warm it up in the microwave. Photokinesis

[ ] Fridge broke down due to the weather. Cryokinesis

[ ] Cut your hand with a knife. ???
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This should be interesting...

 

[Dead-Not]

[x] You realize that you just stepped on your phone. (You are a Judgement Officer)
[X] Cut your hand with a knife.

"Tsk." You sigh in annoyance as you look at your cut hand. After a couple of seconds you immediately see your cut heal up. All that's left is the blood that came from it.

You nod slightly before returning to cutting up your ham.

After a few minutes your breakfast of ham and eggs with waffles and some coffee is finished.

"Waaaaah sugoi, sugoi. I must say this Kamijou has outdone himself! This looks delicious even to I who cooked it!" You say proudly looking at your food.

You sit down at the table in order to eat and with a quick itadakimasu you go to dig in-

And then the bell rings.

"Eh." You say blinking in surprise.

"Now who could that be...eh, I guess it would be rude to keep 'em waiting." You mutter, getting up to go to the door.

Opening it up you see...

"Eh? Accelerator?" You ask confused.

"Yo shitty Hero." He says quickly before walking in and closing the door.

Now this might come as a shock to many, but yes, you were friends with the Accelerator, childhood friends in fact. You see, a long time ago, as a child you met Accelerator in a child error facility. Now, even as a child he struck as a pretty scary guy, so you stayed away from him as it was an unspoken rule that don't go near him. However. One day, when you were eight, while you were walking about on your own, you found Accelerator being attacked by the older kids and getting rocks and glass bottles, anything they could get their hands on they used. So, you did something dumb. You stood up for him.

Flashback

"Hey! Leave him alone!" Touma shouted at the older boys.

At this the older boys turn to the younger boy confused, before laughing.

"Look kid, why don't you run along. We're dealing with this monster here understand?" One says.

Touma blinked confused before looking at Accelerator and turning back to the older boys.

"Mon...ster?" The kid asked confused.

"Yeah, don't you see those red eyes and his white hair!" A kid jeered.

Another piped up "Yeah! And look at his skin! Not even gaijin have that type of skin!"

"Yeah!" Cheered their friends.

"I don't see anything wrong with that." Touma says blankly, surprising Accelerator who had simply watched surprised.

The crowd grew silent before suddenly whispers break out among the group.

"Hey...isn't he that god of misfortune kid? The one who's got misfortune following him around all the time?"

"Yeah, I think so."

"Well! It seems like the monsters protecting another one of his kind!" The one who was clearly the leader of the group said.

"Let's get him instead seeing as he clearly wants to protect his kind!" He shouted.

With a cheer the group surged forth to beat up the poor Kamijou.

Accelerator watched as the child who's name he didn't know was pummeled by the crowd.

Finally he sighed and stepped in.

"Oi, shitty bastards, stop that." He said. Yeah, even as a child he had quite the vocabulary.

"Hey, wait your turn. Your next." One said.

He looked on before saying "I said, leave."

With that, he kicked a rick on the floor making it fly and crash into a nearby birdbath, impossibly, shattering it into pieces.

At this the leader and his group stared in shock before scrambling to get away.

"Let's get out of here before that monster does something crazy!" One shouted in tears as he ran.

Accelerator watched them run, rolling his eyes before looking at the kid in front of him.

"Oi, can you move." He asked.

"Yeah. I've taken similar beatings before." He groaned, getting up shakily.

Touma looked at him before saying "I'm Touma. Kamijou Touma."

Accelerator started walking away, already clearly uninterested in this conversation before pausing, looking back at him and saying "Accelerator."

And that was the start...of a rather odd friendship.

Flashback End

'Yeah those were the days.' You think with a sigh.

"So," You begin looking at your friend, "What's the problem?"

Accelerator looked at you before looking at his coffee staring into it.

"It's a long story." He says finally. "It could take a while."

You blink before looking at the clock and realizing that if you don't move it, you could end up late.

What do you do?

[ ] Tell Accelerator to stay put and you'll be back after classes and Judgement Patrol

[ ] Fuck Patrol and Fuck School, your friend needs help.
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So, this should be interesting. And our ability? It's Biokinesis. So I didn't lie...it's just that technically a lot of you weren't wrong and technically you weren't right either.

 

[Dead-Not]

[X] Fuck Patrol and Fuck School, your friend needs help.

"Well," You begin, taking a sip of your own coffee ", I have all day to listen."

Accelerator starts at this before narrowing his eyes and saying "Oi. Shitty Hero, listen up. I'm not one of your fucking damsels in distress."

"I never said you were, but you seem like you need help, and I don't need a reason to help a friend." You reply.

He stares before sighing and saying "SISTERS."

You blink in confusion at this.

"Sisters?" You ask baffled at it.

He rolls his eyes and replies "That's SISTERS all caps shitty bastard. It's an experiment...a Level 6 shift experiment."

You blink confused "Level...6 shift?" You ask.

"It's a fucked up experiment used to make one of the Level 5's become a 'Level 6'." Accelerator explained.

"Ah...I see." You say.

"WAIT WHAT!? That's actually possible!!?" You ask surprised.

Accelerator shrugged "Theoretically."

"So...what's the problem?" You ask confused.

"The calculations of the fucking Tree Diagram that states that the killing of 20,000 clones by Accelerator in combat is a sufficient substitute for Accelerator to achieve level 6, as killing the Level 5 Misaka Mikoto 128 times is impossible." He stated.

You blink once...twice...three times before your eyes narrow.

"You...haven't killed any of those...clones right?" You ask cautiously.

"Fuck no!" Accelerator shouted standing up and dropping his coffee.

"Alright sorry! I was just checking, you know I'm Judgement." You say placating him.

"Right...," He mutters ", Besides I don't want to fucking kill all those people for something like that. For all I know those shitty calculations could be wrong, they're only theory after all."

You frown concern showing and say "Yeah, but the Tree Diagram hasn't been wrong before..."

He glares at you and says "Do you want me to commit murder or not!?"

"Alright, alright. Sorry. But what can I do?" You ask.

"I don't know, tell Judgement?" He says with a shrug.

You sigh and sit back to think.

What do you do?

[ ] Write-in
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I'm quite interested in seeing what direction you'll take this...and to be honest, rather terrified at what I probably just unleashed.

 

[Dead-Not]

[X] Get your murder crew... errr... your allies together. Biribiri would definitely help out with this if she knew, Misaki would probably help if you asked, and your little sis might be able to get ITEM involved or at least convince them not to work for the people running the experiment and thus not get in the way. With this elite crew at your disposal, gather enough evidence to ensure that Judgement can shut this illegal experiment down with as little fuss as possible.

You sigh before looking at your long time friend and saying "I'm going to make a few calls." Accelerator blinks at you for a moment before asking "Calls to who?"

You sigh and open your mouth to speak before you notice something odd. On your balcony was a small white towel...weird. You didn't do laundry yet...

"Hold up...what the-?" You ask as you walk towards the towel quickly realizing it's not a towel. "Oi! What's going on here? What are you doing lying on-?" You begin to try and speak with the little thing only to be interrupted by a pitiful voice.

"Hungry." The now clearly female voice says. You blink for a moment before asking cautiously "Would you like some eggs with ham and waffles?" You ask slowly. The tiny slip of a girl nods and you gently take her-'She's wearing a nun's habit, odd, well she's definitely foreign'-before setting her down on your couch and handing over Accelerator's plate to her.

"Oi! Shitty bastard, what are you doing giving away my fucking food like that!?" Accelerator asks pissed. You roll your eyes and set a look on him "We both know you wouldn't have eaten it anyway and would've just drank your coffee." At this he turns away and mumbles "Whatever."

You turn back to speak only to stop and stare in awe as this tiny slip of a girl begins to eat at what your sure is record breaking speeds.

After a minute or so she finishes and mutters "Thank you lord for this meal."

"Aha...so...what's your name? I'm Touma, this guy over here is Accelerator." You say introducing your self and your friend because knowing him he was probably going to be rude and not introduce himself.

"Ah, my name is Index Librorum Prohibitorum, I'm a member of the Anglican Church, pleased to meet you." The girl, Index said.

"Che, Index? What type of shitty name is that?" Accelerator asks.

"Accelerator, you really shouldn't be talking." You say glancing at him annoyed sending him a look that says 'Stop being so hostile goddamnit!' He shrugs and looks back at the girl.

"Whatever, how the fuck did you end up on this asshat's goddamn balcony railing?" Accelerator asks. The girl blinks before schooling her face and proceeds to say something ridiculous. "I was roof hopping to escape these magicians that were chasing me." She says.

It's silent in the room.

How do you react?

[X] Write-in
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This should be interesting. And happy Fourth of July!

 

[Dead-Not]

[X] You sigh. "Fukou da..." You don't know whether there are actually magicians or if this person is delusional, but it doesn't really matter. If someone is after her, it just adds one more thing to your plate. You were going to summon your friends and allies anyways, so whoever might be chasing her is in for a rather nasty surprise. Accelerator grumbles something about you being a shitty hero.

You sigh. "Fukou da..." You don't know whether there are actually magicians or if this person is delusional, but it doesn't really matter. If someone is after her, it just adds one more thing to your plate. You were going to summon your friends and allies anyways, so whoever might be chasing her is in for a rather nasty surprise. Accelerator grumbles.

"Fucking shitty hero."

The first person you call? Your cute imouto of course.

She picks up on the first ring "Moshi Moshi super onii-chan." Saiai says and you can tell she's smiling.

"I hate to ask this but could you...help me with something?" You ask hesitantly.

"Well just super get too the point baka onii-chan." She says.

And with that you explain your problem.

"...I already signed the contract for this job."

You blink slowly before you say. "What?"

"I already signed a super contract for a protection detail job for these factories pumping out these super clones...I'm sorry...I...super sorry." And with that she hung up the phone quickly.

You stare at the phone for a minute and resist the urge you have to throw your phone against the wall before calmly calling Misaki. "Misaki? I need your help."

"Oh?" She says amused "It'll cost you." Misaki purrs.

You gulp before saying "I got it lemme' explain."

Misaki quickly agrees "However...."

You groan "What is it now?" You ask with a sigh.

"As payment you'll take me on a date." She says triumphantly.

You blink confused before saying "Okaaaaaaaay?"

"Good I'll be over at your house as quick as I can."

You open your mouth to ask if she has the keys but she stops you and says "Yes I still have the keys. I haven't lost them."

You sigh heavily and look up at the two guests in your house "Well, that three out of five we got. Well...more like three out of four because Saiai apparently is already on the job."

At this Accelerator starts at the mention of his younger...counterpart you guess you could say before he grumbles "So that means those shitty bitches are...?" He gives you a pointed look and you nod causing him to grunt in annoyance.

"What are you talking about?" Index asks clearly confused.

You shake your head and pat her on the head...only for her clothes to burst into shreds...

"Ah...." You say staring in shock, your eyes wide.

She gives you a dark look, a glare on her face, tears in her eyes, and if it wasn't for the situation, you honestly would've thought she looked rather cute.

You look to Accelerator for help only to see he's slipped on his earbuds, closed his eyes, with his reflection on probably. So for all intents and purposes, he's currently dead to the world.

You sigh, body sagging in resignation. "Fukou da..."

"BAKA!!!"
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You sigh as you apply another bandage and Index fixes her somehow pinned back together 'Walking Church' as she called it. Apparently it was her only protection and was the reason she survived the fall and wasn't worried about the consequences of her roof hopping. It protected her from attacks.

'How was I supposed to know that would happen?' You complain in your mind. Because you know that you're not getting any sympathy from your friend or from the girl.

"So...we have a problem." You announce.

"Eh?" Accelerator and Index exclaim simultaneously.

"I have literally no idea how to find the last person we need for this little operation of ours." You say.

"...THEN HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND 'EM!? I DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO FIND THIS PERSON!?" Accelerator shrieks.

You roll your eyes and say "I haven't finished yet. It'll probably be easy to know who she is if you see her she's the original after all." You finish giving him a pointed look and stressing the 'original'.

His eyes widen and he sigh's and mumbles "Gotcha shitty fucker."

Where do you go to find Biri Biri?

[X] A Certain Vending Machine

[X] Hey, wasn't her uniform a Tokiwadai one? It might be risky but head there.

[X] A Certain Bridge where you 'fought' her, more like ran away really but...

[X] Isn't she your Kouhai's friend? Head to Judgement to find her.

Where do you send Accelerator to look?

[X] A Certain Vending Machine

[X] Hey, wasn't her uniform a Tokiwadai one? It might be risky but head there.

[X] A Certain Bridge where you 'fought' her, more like ran away really but...

[X] Isn't she your Kouhai's friend? Head to Judgement to find her.

[X] Probably not a good idea to leave the girl there have Accelerator stay with her.
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Well this should be interesting...

 

[Dead-Not]

[X] Isn't she your Kouhai's friend? Head to Judgement to find her.
-[X] Accelerator knows even less about her than you, and isn't exactly diplomatic. He might as well come along.
-[X] Along the way, fill Misaki in. Knowing her, though, she probably already knows more than you...
-[X] Take the girl along. She'll be fine with you all along, and you can drop her off at Judgement.

"...Hm..." You hum thoughtfully tapping the side of your cheek.

"What is it?" Accelerator grumbles glaring at you from behind a cup of coffee.

"Well", you begin, "My kouhai is friends with her and works with me at Judgement. It's possible that she's there, I mean it's unlikely but it's as good a place as any to start the search. Besides we can drop the girl off at Judgement, she should be safe there from whoever is chasing her. I'll phone Misaki and fill her in on the way."

Your old friend shrugs before replying "Sure, she probably knows more than your dumb ass anyway."

"Oh, nice only one curse this time? Your improving." You mock clapping, causing him to give you a sour look.

"Wait...what's Judgement?" Index asked curiously.

"Ah right. Well Judgement is Academy City's student-based disciplinary committee. They are composed of students of varying grade levels and power, and along with Anti-Skill they are tasked to maintain peace-and-order within the school system. Members can be recognized by the armbands they wear over their right sleeves, which are green with white stripes and which have a shield symbol." You explain.

"Ah! So they're the police!" Index says smacking a fist into her palm her face as if she just solved world hunger...she'd probably be more likely to cause it though.

You nod and reply "And I'm one of them. We'll go in a couple hours until school is finished till then we'll stay here."

District 7: Judgement Branch 177

"We're here." You announce as you stop at the door.



"Oh? So this is your work place?" Misaki asked.


"Yes. Now...before we go in let's set up some ground rules." You say turning towards the three your arms folded across your chest.

"What the fuck do you mean by fucking ground rules!? Can't we just go in goddamnit you shitty bastard?" Accelerator complains.

Misaki giggled and said "Always so impatient hm?"

"Shut up bitch." Accelerator grumbled back.

"First rule. And this one's for you Accelerator- don't be so aggressive." You say.

Accelerator gives you a look before grumbling and turning away.

"Second rule", You say, "No talk about weird things like clones or", you give a pointed look at the nun "Magic.

They all nod understanding.

"Rule three", You say giving Misaki look, "No using your powers on them..."

Misaki pouted before sighing and nodding looking away.

"Good." You say as you open the door and begin to walk up to the second floor, where your office is.

You finally reach the second floor office door and breathe in before opening the door.

"Hey guys how's it going?" You ask cheerfully.

"Yo, Touma-senpai." A familiar voice says.


"Hey Makoto." You greet your friend. He's Naegi Makoto, a level 2 Telepath who was a well known Private Eye before joining. You knew him from back when you were a kid. Much like you he's a Child Error.

"Good afternoon." You turn to see a girl nursing a cup of coffee with lavender hair.

"Hey Kyoko!" You wave. This is Kyoko Kirigiri a Level 3 Clairvoyant. Before joining Judgement she served some time for vigilantism and was a Private Eye along side Makoto. Her father is a police chief on the main land.

"Jwa id joo Chooma?" A blonde girl munching on a Bacon Cheeseburger greets.

"Hey", you begin before noticing a bunch more of the stuff, "You don't mind sharing one of those burgers do ya'? And were you trying to say 'Yo what it do?' " You ask. This is Schokolade. She's an American who lives here due to circumstances. She's a level 2 Level Telekinetic and a huge glutton though she doesn't mind sharing her food with people she likes. She live on her own and is a Child Error. She's also really good with computers.

She swallows the piece of her food in her mouth before saying "Yeah, and sure take one."

"Thanks." You say grabbing one and unwrapping it to eat.

"Hey! You never share your food with anyone why him!" A certain person complained.

"Shut up! And I share, just with Uiharu and Touma, and Kyoko and Naegi. And if Chief wanted some I'd share. I just don't like you and the rest of the bunch!" Schokolade shouted back.

"Che... greedy bitch..." He muttered.

You quickly rush over and smack him on the head hard.

"Don't call girls bitches Oga." You scold him.

He rolls his eyes and mutters "Yeah, boss...gotcha..."


This is Tatsumi Oga, formerly a member of Skill-Out and Child Error known as the Ogre of District 7 for his great strength before he became a Level 1. Now he's a Level 3 Violence Doughnut user.

"Eto...hi Kamijou-kun..." A familiar voice says from behind you.

You grin and turn patting him on the head.

"Hey there Tsuna."

This is Sawada Tsunayoshi, just Tsuna for short. His father is a member of Anti-Skill and a teacher, when he found out he was a Esper Tsuna quickly joined Judgement in order to make his family proud and 'dish out justice' like his father. He's a Level 1 Pyrokinetic.

He smiles softly at your gesture before saying "Uiharu-chan, Haru-chan, Kuroko-chan and Bosu-chan are inside Uiharu's office. There's some guests as well."

You grin before saying "Thanks."

You quickly walk towards Uiharu's office before stopping before it, breathing in deeply before suddenly and quickly sticking your head in and shouting "OH HARU-CHAN! I'M HOOOOME!"

This earned you a very cute "Kyaaaaaa!" and the sound of a person falling.



"Owie..." The girl says rubbing her backside while you snicker.

As she notices you she pouts.

"Mou! I'm going to get you back ya' know." Haru says pouting with a glare.

"I know. I'm sorry it's just funny and your cute when your surprised." You say laughing and holding your sides.

At this she turns beet red.

'What's up with that? I never understood that, why's she turning red?'

This is Haru-chan, she's a total klutz outside of a fight, however despite this she's extremely energetic and always tries her best. She also goes to school with you so you often act as her minder so she doesn't hurt herself. She got sent here by her parents so she could gain a great advantage in life supposedly.

Hilariously enough, despite being a complete klutz she's an excellent cook, and good at sewing, crocheting and general arts and crafts. You two often get into prank wars. She's a cryokinetic.

"You really shouldn't do that. It was mean Kamijou-kun." Uiharu says.


You chuckle and say "My bad."

"Onii-sama!" You hear a shout and wince as you feel a weight on your back and arms around your neck.

You look back grinning at the smaller girl hugging you and say "Hey Kuroko."


"Hi!" She responses before teleporting in front of you.

"I have too agree", Konori began a bemused smile on her face, "That wasn't very nice at all Touma."


"YOU!" A familiar voice shouted.

You pale and instinctively back up. "Hey! I was...kind of looking for you?"

There stands Misaka Mikoto and she's grinning...a rather terrifying grin.

"Oh?" She says with the same chilling smile on her face as she takes out a coin from a pocket in her skirt.

"Have you come to finally fight me? Though I wonder how you knew I was here."

Suddenly electricity is sparking everywhere.


"I'm sure by now...you know what a railgun is right?" She asks sweetly.

'Fuck me and Fukou da.' You think.

What do you do?

[X] Write-in
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This is gonna be pretty interesting.

 

[Dead-Not]

[X] You facepalm, and then deadpan. "Yes, I came to pick a fight with you in the middle of a Judgement office." Now, dramatically. "My brilliant and flawless plan to fight you in the middle of the city with law enforcement witnessing the untold property damage and chaos at our hands is exposed! Fukou da!"
-[X] While she gets flustered for that, calmly let her know you didn't know she was here, but had another errand anyways (pointing to Index) and that you figured Kuroko would help arrange a meeting. Ask her if she can come talk to you and some other people in a more private setting, as it's pretty important and is something she'll want to know about. After you hand off Index and get her under Judgement's protection, of course.

You facepalm, and then deadpan. "Yes, I came to pick a fight with you in the middle of a Judgement office." Now, dramatically. "My brilliant and flawless plan to fight you in the middle of the city with law enforcement witnessing the untold property damage and chaos at our hands is exposed! Fukou da!"

"Eh...eh?" Misaka says blinking and face red, extremely flustered.

'There we go.' You think. It was nice to be in control of the situation for once.

"Waaaaah! My computers!" Uiharu shouts in despair.

You quickly turn and grimace. The electricity must have fried them.

"Good going Biri Biri." You grumble annoyed.

"AH!," Said Biri Biri is either too busy feeling guilty over the murder of some very high quality and very expensive computers to hear your pet name for her as she rushes over to them. ", M-maybe they can be salvaged? Perhaps? I mean. I'm sure that we can right?" She asks hilariously looking over her shoulder at you with a pleading look.

You give her a look, eye twitching slightly in annoyance that she's looking at you about this and dryly reply "You asked me what a railgun is right? Well I know for damn sure that it can go from about 15-50 volts to one million and more. It takes as low as ten volts to cause microchip damage to the computer and I'm pretty sure that was a lot more than ten. What do you think?"

At this she sinks to the floor face oddly cute as tears threaten to fall from her eyes. "I'm so sorry Uiharu! I'm sure I can buy them back! How much for them?"

"I don't think you can buy them back Misaka-san..." Uiharu says scratching her cheek nervously.

At this Misaka gets up so fast you swear she turned into lightning for a brief moment and puts her hands on Uiharu shoulders a slightly maniac look on her face. "I don't care. This is my fault, please let me make it up to you! Just name the price."

"U-ummm....well that Mac is about.....plus those two...would add up to about...hm...¥1,342,548 (About ten thousand eight hundred dollars US) ." Uiharu says.

At this Misaka's head lowers, her bangs shadowing her eyes.

Uiharu blinks and looks around uncomfortably. She tries to move, but seems to be locked in place by Misaka's arms, you note.

"U-um...Misaka-san? Could you...let go of me? Your...making me uncomfortable." You cute junior asks nervously.

Finally this seems to get a response from the girl "Ufufu...," Misaka giggles raising her head. ", Neh...Uiharu-chan~?" She calls Uiharu's name sweetly, a very creepy and impossibly large smile on her face, eyes still closed.

"Y-yes?" Uiharu asks slightly scared at this strange reaction of Misaka's.

"...Do you think...because I'm a...ojou that goes to a prestigious school...that I have a lot of money?...Or is it because I'm a Level 5? If so your sorely mistaken, I live in a dorm, and yes it's a rather nice one, but I live in a dorm...I get a small stipend for my services in experiments...and a little extra money when I do PR stuff for Academy City... and even then it's never reached digits that high...so please...explain to me." She stops right there before opening her eyes, now shedding tears.

"How am I supposed to pay for these computers!!!?" Misaka shouts.

You sweatdrop before thinking 'In all seriousness, how is she going to pay for all these computers? I mean seriously, I kind of feel bad for her. Not even I've had this level of bad luck...well technically yeah I've had worse, but not in the way of monetary concerns like this...'

Think of something to do to help Biri Biri out of this jam and get new computers.

[X] Write-in
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Well, this should be interesting. Also, the second part of the vote will come right after this is solved.

How was Misaka's reactions btw? Did I do a good job?

 

[Dead-Not]

[X] Sigh. "We could try to requisition some new ones from the head office, but... Uiharu modded them a lot, and much of the cost came out of her pocket too. It's going to take a lot of time and money to get them up to her standards." Wince. "Plus it looks like you fried her personal computer, too."
-[X] "But you know... you can always get a part time job. You're smart, talented and famous, so it shouldn't be too hard. In fact... I know a place that could certainly use someone with your power and skills..." Offer her a Judgement armband.
-[X] "That aside, I did need to talk to you. Come on, let's getsomewhere private so we can talk. It's rather important."

You sigh. "We could try to requisition some new ones from the head office, but... Uiharu modded them a lot, and much of the cost came out of her pocket too. It's going to take a lot of time and money to get them up to her standards." Wince. "Plus it looks like you fried her personal computer, too."

"But you know... you can always get a part time job. You're smart, talented and famous, so it shouldn't be too hard. In fact... I know a place that could certainly use someone with your power and skills...," You offer her a Judgement armband which she takes gingerly. ",That aside, I did need to talk to you. Come on, let's get somewhere private so we can talk. It's rather important." You finish turning to walk out.

Walking back outside you see...Schokolade holding up burgers in the air with her telekinesis and holding Index back with her hands.

Oga, and Accelerator look like they're about to attempt to murder each other, with Tsuna and Naegi trying to calm the two down.

And Misaki...seems to be having a pleasant conversation with Kyoko...huh.

"Alright guys! Time to go." You say.

Accelerator grunts glaring at Oga who snarls and turns away. Tsuna and Naegi sigh in relief while Misaki cheerfully waves at you by the door.

"Ah! Bosu! Before I forget. Could you please take this girl off of this Kamijou's hands? She needs protection as she claims someone or more people are after her." You ask.

Konori frowned before asking "Did you get in trouble again?"

"EH! Why do you think that!? Do you think this Kamijou is a trouble maker, a delinquent like Oga? " You complain.

"OI! What the fuck boss!?" Oga calls annoyed.

Konori ignores his outburst and fiddles with her glasses, pushing them up on her face. "Not all. I'm only concerned as while you do your best to stay out of trouble, it often happens to find you Kamijou-kun. I'm simply looking out for my subordinate is all." She says a look of real concern on her face.

You look at her before sighing and reassuring her. "Geeze, I'm telling you I'm fine don't worry about me." With that you leave the building Accelerator, Misaki, and Mikoto in tow.

"So, you said that we should go somewhere private, where do we go?" Mikoto asks.

"My house." You say.
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"Well...what do you need to speak to me about?" Biri Biri asks.

How do you tell her the news?

[] Write-in
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I said I was getting you another update.

 

[Dead-Not]

[X] Keep things straightforward - give her the details of the illegal experiment involving that Accelerator informed you about, and say that you intend to put a stop to it. However, since it seems to have the backing of someone who is both high ranking and corrupt you can't risk making it an official investigation as of yet as they may have someone watching the official Judgement records. You're gathering people you know who can help with the investigation, and since these are clones made from her - which you doubt she would have allowed - you felt it would be best to inform her and see if she wanted to help. Her skills, particularly in hacking and electronic warfare, could be useful in gathering evidence so Judgement and Anti-Skill could close the net.

"Okay...so here's what's going on." With that said. You proceeded to tell her what's going on. As you go on, she proceeds to turn paler, and paler.

Finally when you shut up she looks down. "This is all my fault." Misaka says quietly.

"Hey! You couldn't of known." You begin to attempt to placate her.

"NO! Its my fault...when I was a child..." She trails off, eyes distant.

"When you were a child?" You question raising an eyebrow.

Accelerator snorts at you and you look back at him.

"It's totally her fucking fault shitty hero." He says coldly.

"Accelerator!" You shout in annoyance, getting ready to lecture him on proper behavior for the umpteenth time.

He rolls his eyes and replies "Yeah, well it fucking is. The bitch is a dumbass, and you are too for not figuring this out. How could those shitty scientist fucking make complete clones so easily and in large fucking numbers? With your ability it should be goddamn easy to figure out shitty bastard."

At this you pause, and think for a second. The idea comes to you almost immediately.

"...Mikoto. Please tell me you didn't give them your complete genetic map?" You ask, face palming knowing the answer.

"...Yes..." Mikoto replies hands gripping her skirt tightly, unable to look you in the face.

The room is silent and you sigh, clapping your hands to attract some attention to yourself.

"Okay! So. That was an interesting little tidbit that's going to make our job slightly harder and easier than originally intended." You say. This catches the attention of a certain Biri Biri, you notice.

"How does that make the job easier?" She asks crossing her arms.

You fold your left arm across your chest, with your right arm resting on it, your index finger pointed upwards.

You smile.

"Consider the following." You begin.

Spoiler: Consider the Following

"If we are able to find the main factory where they're really churning out the...products then we can more than likely we could access the computer and find your genetic map. There I could set to work using my power and Accelerator's help with the calculations if needed, and scramble the code beyond all recognition, sending it out to the other facilities causing failures, grinding the operation to a halt as I doubt we could just delete it so easily. Though if it is so easy then it's not necessary." You finish.

Mikoto blinks, cocking her head to the side, before saying "You sound smart...it's weird. I didn't think you were someone like this at first glance."

At this you hang your head and mutter glumly "Fukou da. Is this Kamijou-san's appearance so reminiscent of some kind of rapscallion that people think he's some kind of uneducated punk?"

"""Yes.""" Is the blank, matter of fact response from the other members of your little group, causing you to crash to the ground from the brutality of their unified response.

At your response the group snickers at you and you get up a little glaring at them, your chin already healing from the impact...though your ego's still bruised.

You look around and see that everyone, even Accelerator is all smiles, and you begin to laugh a little which proves to be contagious.

"So, when do we start?" Misaki asks though she herself is still giggling?

When do you start the operation?

[] Now-

RENEGADE INTERRUPT!

"Hold on!" Accelerator shouts, slamming his hands down on your coffee table, breaking it you might add.

"Waaaaat?" You complain, impatiently. Though to be honest your more annoyed about the coffee table, it wasn't cheap.

"I only know where a handful of those fucking factories are. I have no damn clue where the main factory is." He says.

You roll your eyes annoyed "This Kamijou-san knows this already Accelerator. He figured that we would start from there and work our way to finding the main factory."

Your long time friend groans in annoyance flopping down on the couch again.

"That isn't a fucking plan dipshit." He growls.

Misaki, strangely quiet for a while except for following the conversation, and before everyone got settled in, sending mischievous looks Biri Biri's ways for reasons you couldn't understand though Biri Biri glared back pipes up.

"Well...we could call someone who possibly already most likely knows about the situation...like...her...for help."

At this everyone in the room blinks confused for a moment.

"""Her?""" You all ask confused.

Misaki grins her usual trickster grin and says again looking at you and Accelerator directly and repeats "Her."

For a moment you don't understand till it hits you. And when you realize it...you make...a face.

You glance at Accelerator and he clearly realizes who Misaki's talking about as well as he makes the same face.

Spoiler: The FACE

Misaki giggles while Mikoto blanches slightly at the odd faces you and Accelerator both are making right now.

"Oh come on.," Your blonde, starry eyed friend says amused at you and Accelerator ",She's not that bad."

Accelerator at this, glares at Misaki and replies "That's because you're usually fucking spared from her...," the albino stopped, pausing to shudder as well as to find the right word ",Machinations."

"That's a hell of a way to put it..." You murmur.

"Okay! I'm tired of being out of the loop.," Mikoto begins annoyed ", Who is 'Her'. Explain please?"

"Don't worry about it." You tell Mikoto quickly.

Misaki rolls her eyes, amused at you as usual, "Fine if you don't want to then don't."

You nod and become serious "Besides. She's my good friend as well you know. I wouldn't want to get her in trouble like that." You say.

What do you do?

[] Go find factory on your own with your murder crew little gang.

[] Call her. Please anyone but her!

[] Write-in
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Should be interesting...