It's already terrifying though
the most terrifying thing about Touma is not his Nullifying Hand or his Titanium-plated Heroic Will
it the fact that if he call his friend then you're fuck twenty way to Andromeda and back

if we can ever get to the point of canon Touma then we pretty much win just from the sheer amount of people that we can call in for help
 
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Alright, enough fucking around. I think that it's time for me too do the update

VOTE LOCKED IN! LEZ DO DIZ SHIZ!
 
Also, I'll be rolling dice to see if Misaka is there. I'll be using a 1d10. If the number is odd she's there. If the number is even she's not there.

I'll also be rolling a dice to see where she is if you guys aren't lucky enough using a 1d4.

This should be interesting.
 
Let's go invisible castle roller

1d10 → [9] = (9)

...You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Congratulations she's there.

http://[MALICIOUS WEBSITE]/roller/view/4829024/
 
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Honestly we may have been better off if she wasn't there, so Kuroko could tell her second hand while Touma and Misaki were somewhere else.

Hopefully the meeting gets crashed by Kaori or something so the teeth-clenched teamwork takes the edge off everyone's issues.
 
VI. A Certain Introduction to the 177th Branch and A Very Biri Biri Girl
[X] Isn't she your Kouhai's friend? Head to Judgement to find her.
-[X] Accelerator knows even less about her than you, and isn't exactly diplomatic. He might as well come along.
-[X] Along the way, fill Misaki in. Knowing her, though, she probably already knows more than you...
-[X] Take the girl along. She'll be fine with you all along, and you can drop her off at Judgement.

"...Hm..." You hum thoughtfully tapping the side of your cheek.

"What is it?" Accelerator grumbles glaring at you from behind a cup of coffee.

"Well", you begin, "My kouhai is friends with her and works with me at Judgement. It's possible that she's there, I mean it's unlikely but it's as good a place as any to start the search. Besides we can drop the girl off at Judgement, she should be safe there from whoever is chasing her. I'll phone Misaki and fill her in on the way."

Your old friend shrugs before replying "Sure, she probably knows more than your dumb ass anyway."

"Oh, nice only one curse this time? Your improving." You mock clapping, causing him to give you a sour look.

"Wait...what's Judgement?" Index asked curiously.

"Ah right. Well Judgement is Academy City's student-based disciplinary committee. They are composed of students of varying grade levels and power, and along with Anti-Skill they are tasked to maintain peace-and-order within the school system. Members can be recognized by the armbands they wear over their right sleeves, which are green with white stripes and which have a shield symbol." You explain.

"Ah! So they're the police!" Index says smacking a fist into her palm her face as if she just solved world hunger...she'd probably be more likely to cause it though.

You nod and reply "And I'm one of them. We'll go in a couple hours until school is finished till then we'll stay here."

District 7: Judgement Branch 177

"We're here." You announce as you stop at the door.



"Oh? So this is your work place?" Misaki asked.


"Yes. Now...before we go in let's set up some ground rules." You say turning towards the three your arms folded across your chest.

"What the fuck do you mean by fucking ground rules!? Can't we just go in goddamnit you shitty bastard?" Accelerator complains.

Misaki giggled and said "Always so impatient hm?"

"Shut up bitch." Accelerator grumbled back.

"First rule. And this one's for you Accelerator- don't be so aggressive." You say.

Accelerator gives you a look before grumbling and turning away.

"Second rule", You say, "No talk about weird things like clones or", you give a pointed look at the nun "Magic.

They all nod understanding.

"Rule three", You say giving Misaki look, "No using your powers on them..."

Misaki pouted before sighing and nodding looking away.

"Good." You say as you open the door and begin to walk up to the second floor, where your office is.

You finally reach the second floor office door and breathe in before opening the door.

"Hey guys how's it going?" You ask cheerfully.

"Yo, Touma-senpai." A familiar voice says.


"Hey Makoto." You greet your friend. He's Naegi Makoto, a level 2 Telepath who was a well known Private Eye before joining. You knew him from back when you were a kid. Much like you he's a Child Error.

"Good afternoon." You turn to see a girl nursing a cup of coffee with lavender hair.

"Hey Kyoko!" You wave. This is Kyoko Kirigiri a Level 3 Clairvoyant. Before joining Judgement she served some time for vigilantism and was a Private Eye along side Makoto. Her father is a police chief on the main land.

"Jwa id joo Chooma?" A blonde girl munching on a Bacon Cheeseburger greets.

"Hey", you begin before noticing a bunch more of the stuff, "You don't mind sharing one of those burgers do ya'? And were you trying to say 'Yo what it do?' " You ask. This is Schokolade. She's an American who lives here due to circumstances. She's a level 2 Level Telekinetic and a huge glutton though she doesn't mind sharing her food with people she likes. She live on her own and is a Child Error. She's also really good with computers.

She swallows the piece of her food in her mouth before saying "Yeah, and sure take one."

"Thanks." You say grabbing one and unwrapping it to eat.

"Hey! You never share your food with anyone why him!" A certain person complained.

"Shut up! And I share, just with Uiharu and Touma, and Kyoko and Naegi. And if Chief wanted some I'd share. I just don't like you and the rest of the bunch!" Schokolade shouted back.

"Che... greedy bitch..." He muttered.

You quickly rush over and smack him on the head hard.

"Don't call girls bitches Oga." You scold him.

He rolls his eyes and mutters "Yeah, boss...gotcha..."


This is Tatsumi Oga, formerly a member of Skill-Out and Child Error known as the Ogre of District 7 for his great strength before he became a Level 1. Now he's a Level 3 Violence Doughnut user.

"Eto...hi Kamijou-kun..." A familiar voice says from behind you.

You grin and turn patting him on the head.

"Hey there Tsuna."

This is Sawada Tsunayoshi, just Tsuna for short. His father is a member of Anti-Skill and a teacher, when he found out he was a Esper Tsuna quickly joined Judgement in order to make his family proud and 'dish out justice' like his father. He's a Level 1 Pyrokinetic.

He smiles softly at your gesture before saying "Uiharu-chan, Haru-chan, Kuroko-chan and Bosu-chan are inside Uiharu's office. There's some guests as well."

You grin before saying "Thanks."

You quickly walk towards Uiharu's office before stopping before it, breathing in deeply before suddenly and quickly sticking your head in and shouting "OH HARU-CHAN! I'M HOOOOME!"

This earned you a very cute "Kyaaaaaa!" and the sound of a person falling.



"Owie..." The girl says rubbing her backside while you snicker.

As she notices you she pouts.

"Mou! I'm going to get you back ya' know." Haru says pouting with a glare.

"I know. I'm sorry it's just funny and your cute when your surprised." You say laughing and holding your sides.

At this she turns beet red.

'What's up with that? I never understood that, why's she turning red?'

This is Haru-chan, she's a total klutz outside of a fight, however despite this she's extremely energetic and always tries her best. She also goes to school with you so you often act as her minder so she doesn't hurt herself. She got sent here by her parents so she could gain a great advantage in life supposedly.

Hilariously enough, despite being a complete klutz she's an excellent cook, and good at sewing, crocheting and general arts and crafts. You two often get into prank wars. She's a cryokinetic.

"You really shouldn't do that. It was mean Kamijou-kun." Uiharu says.


You chuckle and say "My bad."

"Onii-sama!" You hear a shout and wince as you feel a weight on your back and arms around your neck.

You look back grinning at the smaller girl hugging you and say "Hey Kuroko."


"Hi!" She responses before teleporting in front of you.

"I have too agree", Konori began a bemused smile on her face, "That wasn't very nice at all Touma."


"YOU!" A familiar voice shouted.

You pale and instinctively back up. "Hey! I was...kind of looking for you?"

There stands Misaka Mikoto and she's grinning...a rather terrifying grin.

"Oh?" She says with the same chilling smile on her face as she takes out a coin from a pocket in her skirt.

"Have you come to finally fight me? Though I wonder how you knew I was here."

Suddenly electricity is sparking everywhere.


"I'm sure by now...you know what a railgun is right?" She asks sweetly.

'Fuck me and Fukou da.' You think.

What do you do?

[X] Write-in
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This is gonna be pretty interesting.
 
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[x] Oh god. Whenever you two interact, there's property damage - and for some reason, you always take the blame. "Not in the building! Not in the building!" You have no desire to have to renovate this place again.
- [x] Pass "Index" (what kind of name is that anyway?) off to someone reliable. "She crashed into my balcony, says she's being chased by 'magicians'. (Do the finger quotes.) Keep an eye on her while I deal with biribiri."
-- [x] Futily attempt to convince her you weren't looking for a fight. Fail. At least try and go somewhere private-ish (why has Accelerator abandoned you?) so when you mention clones not everyone overhears.
 
[JK] Grab Accelerator, pull him in front of you as a human shield.
 
Yeah, in this...Kuroko's kind of conflicted because Mikoto Onee-sama, but at the same time Touma Onii-sama. So she's kind of confused at who she likes so she just says fuck it and acts affectionate to both of them.

........she's going to go the way of Yukari Sendo when she learns Mikoto (eventually) likes Touma that way as well isn't she?
 
[X] Give Index to Oga
[X] Inform Biribiri that a bunch of idiots have been using her DNA for illegal experiments.
-[X] If she doesn't listen spank her until she settles down.
 
[X] "I don't actually. It's got something to do with magnets, right?" While she's explaining the scientific principle behind a railgun, talk to Konori about the Index situation.
 
[X] You facepalm, and then deadpan. "Yes, I came to pick a fight with you in the middle of a Judgement office." Now, dramatically. "My brilliant and flawless plan to fight you in the middle of the city with law enforcement witnessing the untold property damage and chaos at our hands is exposed! Fukou da!"
-[X] While she gets flustered for that, calmly let her know you didn't know she was here, but had another errand anyways (pointing to Index) and that you figured Kuroko would help arrange a meeting. Ask her if she can come talk to you and some other people in a more private setting, as it's pretty important and is something she'll want to know about. After you hand off Index and get her under Judgement's protection, of course.

"Onii-sama!" You hear a shout and wince as you feel a weight on your back and arms around your neck.

You look back grinning at the smaller girl hugging you and say "Hey Kuroko."

Oh good lord. I would make a comment about what Kuroko likely wants, but it'd probably break some board rules. So... yeah.
 
[X] You facepalm, and then deadpan. "Yes, I came to pick a fight with you in the middle of a Judgement office." Now, dramatically. "My brilliant and flawless plan to fight you in the middle of the city with law enforcement witnessing the untold property damage and chaos at our hands is exposed! Fukou da!"
-[X] While she gets flustered for that, calmly let her know you didn't know she was here, but had another errand anyways (pointing to Index) and that you figured Kuroko would help arrange a meeting. Ask her if she can come talk to you and some other people in a more private setting, as it's pretty important and is something she'll want to know about. After you hand off Index and get her under Judgement's protection, of course.
 
Remember when we thought Touma had connections?

Turns out he had more connection than we thought if all of them are Kamijou Factions.

Also, too lazy to think, want to wait for other's choices
 
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