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I peered at the screen and slowly nodded, "Alright," I said, turning my head to Kiara, "We have power. Hit it."
She tapped a couple of buttons on her console, "Transfering power... now. Activating Kazon computer core."
It had been set up in isolation in cargo hold four.
"Computer core booting up," she reported.
"Excellent," I said, "Let's see what we have then."
What we had was encrypted data. Which was expected, who has their data in plain text, really?
I set the computer chewing on the algorithm and had just about enough time to turn away before it beeped at me. I blinked and looked back.
Operation successful?
Okay, what broke. I'm good, but I'm not that good.
As it turned out, I did fuck up. I vastly overestimated the Kazon. I slowly blinked at the screen, "...1024 bit encryption?" I said, "Are you serious?"
"Isn't that pretty simplistic?" Kiara asked from next to me, "I could break that with my tricorder."
"Oh, it is. I'm from a prewarp world as you know," I said, "We had that shit. We had a lot better too."
This might not be plain text as such, but it was basically a 'please keep out' post it note attached to the computer. What is it with every species I try to hack having crappy computer security. I'm almost insulted.
I tapped on the console, digging into it. It had to be some sort of 'false gate' or something because there is no way anybody seriously thought that would stop even a middle schooler from... nope, no false gate, no trap, no... nothing. They were apparently just fucking crap at computer security. The computer could do a lot better, thousands of times better, but it's like someone just didn't turn it on so it was left at the default settings.
It's like Dave from HR running the IT department because he knew how to switch the HDMI on the tv in the break room.
With a snort of disgust, I tapped a couple of buttons on the console to download the entire database before I tapped my combadge, "Zephyr to Tuvok. The data should be available now."
"That was fast, Lieutenant," he answered.
"I wish I could take credit, sir," I said, "But this was a case of less about how awesome I am and more about how crap their security was. I'll leave you to your research, but I'll tell you this much... computers are not their speciality."
"Acknowledged. Tuvok out," he said, already sounding distracted.
He had a bit of anthropological training, so he had put together a small team to figure out what the hell was up with the Kazon. Besides, he used to do security and knew what to look at.
The more we knew, the better.
"Good work, Ensign," I said, giving Kiara a nod.
"Thank you, chief," she said with a nod in turn, "That was tense."
I nodded, "It was. I suspect it was Commander Tuvok's idea. But we really need this information if we're going to be wandering around their space gathering resources for our trip back home. Hopefully, Neelix's tips pan out."
"Yeah. Hopefully."
"Get some rest, Ensign. It's been a long day."
She gave me a nod and left the cargo bay. I turned my head and eyed the computer core before glancing at the console again.
Download complete.
Turning to the second console, I tapped the button to power it down before I physically disconnected the thing. I did not want to wake up tonight only to discover the damn thing was a sapient AI that had been toying with us only to take over the ship.
Paranoid?
Yes. But that didn't mean I was wrong either. I didn't think that likely in this case, if the Kazon had something like that they would have already ruled the quadrant. But I did know how much havoc something simpler could cause as well.
After all, I was on the team that built something like it for SI. Or as close as we could get anyway without disassembling Data.
Pushing that thought away, I sighed and stretched a bit, taking advantage of the greater space in the cargohold before turning and taking my own advice. It really had been a long day and I needed rest.
What I did instead, was head for the mess hall. I fully intended to go pass out in my cabin after, but I was getting hungry.
To my relief, I didn't find even a sniff of Neelix when I got there. I could barely make out his scent, so he must have been away for hours. I wasn't surprised either really, we were hours away from mealtime.
What I did find was Ensign Kim and The Convict talking by one of the tables.
Ignoring them for the moment, I crossed over to the locker at one wall and started to extract carnivore survival packs. Soon, soon replicators will be back online.
Piling a tray high, I carefully balanced it on one paw as I turned around.
"Want to join us, Lieutenant?" Ensign Kim offered.
Not seeing a polite way to decline, and knowing that I'd be stuck with them on the ship for decades at least, I nodded, "Of course," I said and moved to put the tray on their table, sliding the chair on that side to the side before sitting down, "Ensign Kim, Lieutenant Paris," I greeted them.
"Lieutenant Zephyr," Kim said, looking up at me as I started to dissect one of the survival packs with my claws, "How did things go on the Kazon ship?"
"Well enough," I said and pulled the brick of protein, minerals and supplements from its packaging before placing it on my tongue and swallowing it, ignoring the lack of anything approaching taste, "No survivors. While I am less than impressed by the Kazon's technical capabilities, I am impressed by their spirit. They seemed to have died at their stations."
Paris leaned back in his chair, coffee cup in hand, "What I am worried about is how many more of those attacks we can take. Two ships, sure, but they have more than two ships."
"That's where their nature comes into play, Lieutenant," I said as I swallowed another brick of supposed meat, "One thing we're fairly sure from what Neelix has told us is that they are fractured into clans in a constant mess of alliances and conflict. Even if they felt like doing it, even a major clan would likely be unable to muster a large fleet to track down and find us without risking weakening their own position."
Kim slowly nodded, "So as long as we keep moving and don't walk into a trap, we'll be good?"
"Perhaps," I agreed, "But if we become dangerous enough, they may unite against us. From what we've seen, we represent a significant bounty in technology for them. Whichever clan captures Voyager or our technology is going to be at a significant advantage over the rest."
"So we should leave their space as soon as we can."
I nodded to Kim, "Correct. However, it would be unwise to do so before we're ready. The Kazon seem manageable, however we are low on resources, and moving into possibly even more dangerous unknown space before we're fully supplied and operational seems unwise. Hopefully Neelix's list of places where we may find what we need is accurate."
"That still leaves us wandering around here from world to world for the better part of a year," Paris pointed out, "That's a lot of time for the Kazon to get their act together."
"In which case, Mister Paris," I said, "We best hope you're as good a pilot as you think you are."
She tapped a couple of buttons on her console, "Transfering power... now. Activating Kazon computer core."
It had been set up in isolation in cargo hold four.
"Computer core booting up," she reported.
"Excellent," I said, "Let's see what we have then."
What we had was encrypted data. Which was expected, who has their data in plain text, really?
I set the computer chewing on the algorithm and had just about enough time to turn away before it beeped at me. I blinked and looked back.
Operation successful?
Okay, what broke. I'm good, but I'm not that good.
As it turned out, I did fuck up. I vastly overestimated the Kazon. I slowly blinked at the screen, "...1024 bit encryption?" I said, "Are you serious?"
"Isn't that pretty simplistic?" Kiara asked from next to me, "I could break that with my tricorder."
"Oh, it is. I'm from a prewarp world as you know," I said, "We had that shit. We had a lot better too."
This might not be plain text as such, but it was basically a 'please keep out' post it note attached to the computer. What is it with every species I try to hack having crappy computer security. I'm almost insulted.
I tapped on the console, digging into it. It had to be some sort of 'false gate' or something because there is no way anybody seriously thought that would stop even a middle schooler from... nope, no false gate, no trap, no... nothing. They were apparently just fucking crap at computer security. The computer could do a lot better, thousands of times better, but it's like someone just didn't turn it on so it was left at the default settings.
It's like Dave from HR running the IT department because he knew how to switch the HDMI on the tv in the break room.
With a snort of disgust, I tapped a couple of buttons on the console to download the entire database before I tapped my combadge, "Zephyr to Tuvok. The data should be available now."
"That was fast, Lieutenant," he answered.
"I wish I could take credit, sir," I said, "But this was a case of less about how awesome I am and more about how crap their security was. I'll leave you to your research, but I'll tell you this much... computers are not their speciality."
"Acknowledged. Tuvok out," he said, already sounding distracted.
He had a bit of anthropological training, so he had put together a small team to figure out what the hell was up with the Kazon. Besides, he used to do security and knew what to look at.
The more we knew, the better.
"Good work, Ensign," I said, giving Kiara a nod.
"Thank you, chief," she said with a nod in turn, "That was tense."
I nodded, "It was. I suspect it was Commander Tuvok's idea. But we really need this information if we're going to be wandering around their space gathering resources for our trip back home. Hopefully, Neelix's tips pan out."
"Yeah. Hopefully."
"Get some rest, Ensign. It's been a long day."
She gave me a nod and left the cargo bay. I turned my head and eyed the computer core before glancing at the console again.
Download complete.
Turning to the second console, I tapped the button to power it down before I physically disconnected the thing. I did not want to wake up tonight only to discover the damn thing was a sapient AI that had been toying with us only to take over the ship.
Paranoid?
Yes. But that didn't mean I was wrong either. I didn't think that likely in this case, if the Kazon had something like that they would have already ruled the quadrant. But I did know how much havoc something simpler could cause as well.
After all, I was on the team that built something like it for SI. Or as close as we could get anyway without disassembling Data.
Pushing that thought away, I sighed and stretched a bit, taking advantage of the greater space in the cargohold before turning and taking my own advice. It really had been a long day and I needed rest.
What I did instead, was head for the mess hall. I fully intended to go pass out in my cabin after, but I was getting hungry.
To my relief, I didn't find even a sniff of Neelix when I got there. I could barely make out his scent, so he must have been away for hours. I wasn't surprised either really, we were hours away from mealtime.
What I did find was Ensign Kim and The Convict talking by one of the tables.
Ignoring them for the moment, I crossed over to the locker at one wall and started to extract carnivore survival packs. Soon, soon replicators will be back online.
Piling a tray high, I carefully balanced it on one paw as I turned around.
"Want to join us, Lieutenant?" Ensign Kim offered.
Not seeing a polite way to decline, and knowing that I'd be stuck with them on the ship for decades at least, I nodded, "Of course," I said and moved to put the tray on their table, sliding the chair on that side to the side before sitting down, "Ensign Kim, Lieutenant Paris," I greeted them.
"Lieutenant Zephyr," Kim said, looking up at me as I started to dissect one of the survival packs with my claws, "How did things go on the Kazon ship?"
"Well enough," I said and pulled the brick of protein, minerals and supplements from its packaging before placing it on my tongue and swallowing it, ignoring the lack of anything approaching taste, "No survivors. While I am less than impressed by the Kazon's technical capabilities, I am impressed by their spirit. They seemed to have died at their stations."
Paris leaned back in his chair, coffee cup in hand, "What I am worried about is how many more of those attacks we can take. Two ships, sure, but they have more than two ships."
"That's where their nature comes into play, Lieutenant," I said as I swallowed another brick of supposed meat, "One thing we're fairly sure from what Neelix has told us is that they are fractured into clans in a constant mess of alliances and conflict. Even if they felt like doing it, even a major clan would likely be unable to muster a large fleet to track down and find us without risking weakening their own position."
Kim slowly nodded, "So as long as we keep moving and don't walk into a trap, we'll be good?"
"Perhaps," I agreed, "But if we become dangerous enough, they may unite against us. From what we've seen, we represent a significant bounty in technology for them. Whichever clan captures Voyager or our technology is going to be at a significant advantage over the rest."
"So we should leave their space as soon as we can."
I nodded to Kim, "Correct. However, it would be unwise to do so before we're ready. The Kazon seem manageable, however we are low on resources, and moving into possibly even more dangerous unknown space before we're fully supplied and operational seems unwise. Hopefully Neelix's list of places where we may find what we need is accurate."
"That still leaves us wandering around here from world to world for the better part of a year," Paris pointed out, "That's a lot of time for the Kazon to get their act together."
"In which case, Mister Paris," I said, "We best hope you're as good a pilot as you think you are."