I entered the brig and moved to sit down. I looked at the crewman standing guard and nodded towards the door.
He nodded back and left.
Then I turned my attention back to the cell.
Seska was sitting at the back of it, looking at me in turn, "I suppose they didn't get the answers they wanted so they sent you here to intimidate me?"
I shook my head, "Nope. Not going to hurt you, so that's not really intimidating unless you have a hidden phobia for reptiles. Besides, I think you're plenty afraid already. You're either going to end up being stuck in that box for the rest of your life or dropped off somewhere."
She scowled at me, "Oh please. I looked around a bit on Voyager's computer, that's all. My skills are way too valuable."
I looked at her in amusement, "Yes, let's discuss that, I'm here to mock you after all. You were in the computer for close to a year and all you managed to access was the internal comm system and the cleaning bots? Want to know how fast I had root access to all of the Val Jean? Using a shuttle and a Kazon computer core?"
Seska snorted, "Took you a year to even notice me. How does that feel?"
I laughed, "Pretty good actually. You had a year of access and couldn't do anything, even with a hardline connection? My security is awesome."
She rolled her eyes.
"I am curious though," I continued as I shifted to get comfortable, "What exactly was your plan here? Take over Voyager with your Kazon friends and... what, rule them as their god-queen?"
"I have nothing to do with the Kazon."
"So you insist, but an agent of the Obsidian Order always has a plan."
Seska sighed, "I'm not from the Obsidian Order."
I looked at her, "Yes, you're just an innocent civilian, you slipped on a fruit peel and fell into a magical spring. When you returned to the surface, you were a Bajoran. You have struggled since to break this curse. During your journey you learned the power of friendship and decided to help the poor Maquis against their Cardassian overlords."
Hey, that would be a pretty holonovel. Maybe I'll write it.
Seska just shook her head, "Believe what you like."
"So, you're not with the Kazon. Who is?" I asked, "You may be shit with computers, but I can't see you not having the Val Jean bugged to hell and back by now. So who's talking to them?"
"I don't know."
I tilted my head, "You don't have the Val Jean bugged?" I asked, "Wow, you're the worst spy I've ever heard of. Which really is saying something, you really shouldn't hear about spies."
Seska took a deep breath before letting it out, "I don't know who it is or if anyone even is. If somebody is, it's not someone on the Val Jean."
"Impossible. Nobody on Voyager could send any messages without me knowing about it."
She smirked, "I did. For a year."
I bared my teeth at her, "That does not count."
"You keep telling yourself that," she said with a smirk, "And I'll be out of here soon. And can finally get rid of this ridiculous disguise."
"What did they do, genetic resequencing and cosmetic surgery?" I asked, genuinely curious.
Seska just shrugged.
I shook my head, "So what exactly was your plan? Take over the ship? Gather information to use to bend everyone to your will, what?"
She was quiet for several long moments before she spoke up, "Aren't you tired of Janeway's stupid calls?"
I just tilted my head in question, so she continued.
"She got us stranded here. She's not even an actual Starfleet Captain, she just happened to have the highest rank left. Wouldn't you or even the Vulcan be a better choice?"
"Of course I would be a better choice," I told her, "But that's not how things work."
"Why not? If you could actually have time to work, you could likely get us home much faster," Seska said, "And not stop and look at every anomaly on the way. You might even be able to get us back soon enough to see the people left behind that you care about before they die."
I regarded her for a long moment, "So what do you suggest? Mutiny?"
"Of course not. Even if you don't want command, Tuvok would be a better choice than Janeway and we would need you in engineering. Janeway could do what she likes best, go back to being the science officer. Tuvok is older, has more experience."
"Didn't he fool you?"
"Exactly," Seska said, "I had no idea he was a Starfleet Agent. Do you have any idea how difficult that is? He's clearly a superior choice."
I slowly nodded. She had some points.
"So that was your goal? Depose Janeway and put somebody competent in charge?"
Seska nodded, "Even if it was just Tuvok, it would likely take decades off our trip. He may be steeped in Starfleet propaganda, but he's logical and annoyingly good at his job."
"And I'm not?"
"Lieutenant, you're the best engineer and possibly the smartest person I have ever met. And I say that to somebody that was on a ship with B'Elanna Torres," Seska said as she stood up, walking closer to the forcefield, "You're scarily competent. I have no doubt that if you were in command, you'd get this ship home."
I regarded her for several long moments, "You're trying to influence me against the Captain."
Seska shook her head, "No. Janeway is not fit to be captain, but you already know that. Me saying it wouldn't change your mind. You wanted to know my plan, that is it. Optimally, I would be in charge. But that was never going to happen, even if it was not discovered if I was Cardassian. Our best shot to get home is to put you in charge or if that didn't work, Tuvok in control of Voyager. And then move everyone off the Val Jean and consolidate our resources."
Hmh.
"You know," I finally said as I studied her, "You make a lot of sense."
"Of course I do," she said, crossing her arms, "I'm Cardassian, we're a meritocracy. You don't get where I am without being good at what you do. And so is Starfleet, usually. If we were back in the Alpha Quadrant and the Captain and First Officer had been killed, do you really think Janeway would have been made Captain? Or would she have been replaced as soon as you got back to the closest starbase?"
That was very true.
"And you really didn't work with the Kazon?"
Seska shrugged, "If somebody is, they're not on the Val Jean. And I didn't detect anyone on Voyager doing it either. I'm not, they're a bunch of savages. I'm not dumb enough to try to trust them to hold to any deal even if I tried to make one."
I nodded, "I believe you."
Not.
"Thank you. You may be the only one right now."
"You're right too," I continued.
"About what?"
"Me. I am the smartest person you have ever met," I said, "What do you think, Captain? Wanna switch jobs?"
"If you're unhappy about administrative tasks as chief engineer, I'm not sure you'd enjoy it very much. I'm certainly not enjoying that part," Janeway answered through my comm badge.
"No thank you then," I said, "But if you'd stop breaking my ship, I would appreciate it."
"We'll do our best, Lieutenant."
Seska stared at me with wide eyes.
I looked at her in amusement, "I believe that's two to me, zero to you. Are you sure you're a real spy?"