Ok, back to business.
"That's the third donut you've stepped on in the past five minutes," Hana noted wryly.
For a moment there, I thought Silas fell asleep on his feet and found himself in the donut dreamland, because I was pretty sure people don't normally walk on pastries. Then I remembered the massive stakeout by the MPD yesterday. These guys don't do subtle, huh. Must be the harmful influence of Amberrish culture!
Also, if it were Silas' dream it'd be the land of taco rice.
"Maybe you just need to have more spatial awareness…" Hana suggested after they had walked a few meters down the street.
Hana, most guys don't know how to pay attention to more than one thing at a time, and at the moment you are taking all of his awareness, spatial or otherwise.
We weren't
that bad when we had to go to school alone, were we?
She said something about "only half a week in Mick Territory," in weird, accented Amberrish and then slapped him on the shoulder.
Then she took a large donut from a plastic bag she was carrying with her and promptly shoved it into the other officer's mouth.
Is 'Micks' slang for Mihokujin? I wonder why the 'Territory' is capitalised as well.
And the source of donuts is confirmed. Maybe it's part of standard kit!
"They… they already say pretty… there's already a bunch of pretty horrible things about me floating around in the rumor mill. I… don't want to add to that list. You know?"
Rumor mill?
Of course, Silas! Every strategy game has one. I was wondering why ours took so long to start churning!
"Also, um…" Hana started to blush. "There's this… persistent rumor, going around, that you're… some sort of Casanova-type secret charmer who's seduced Yumika-san, and that that's why she's accepted you into her in-group so easily. Either that or that you're an incubus. Compound that with the fact that half the class seems to think I'm a vampire or something, and, uh… y-you get the idea…" She turned away.
That's an interesting rumor for certain. And not an unfounded one, either. Our guy contacts are all jerks: Reizei is beating us over a head with a book; Hanamura is giving us creepy hugs and smiles with too many teeth in it; Allen doesn't deem fit to give us the time of day; and Airi wants to inject us with potentially hazardous substsances. Is it any wonder that it's the girls that we have the best rapport with? We are friends with Yumika and Hana; are very persistent about approaching Maeda; a part of her posse has a crush on us; and Rakuyama feels vaguely flattered by our stalking antics. Not to mention we get the best seats and get undercharged at restaurants courtesy of stealthy waitresses.
It's official, Silas is the harem protagonist. I mean, would you expect any different from a mysterious silver-haired transfer student?
But jokes aside, something doesn't ring true about Hana's explanation. See, I am not sure how much she cares about her public image - beyond what is required to not get nabbed by the Student Council, but that was not the concern she raised. Even her friends consider her a bit strange and get a little awkward when asked about her weird habits, but ultimately give her a pass... and she wasn't being very careful around us either, feeding off us the moment we talked to her. No one is bullying her - Yumika's protection aside, I don't think one'd make it very far if they tried, since she has the backbone and the means to get back, - and she didn't seem very anxious about the reputation she already had. So why did she start worrying now?
I am thinking she is trying to be considerate to us, what with us being a new student in school who is already targeted by stupid gossip. It's also us who are being extremely insecure. While it probably won't hurt her if she added to the list of her oddities - and wouldn't getting a friend to go to school with together be a
normal thing instead, making her less alien to the fellow students? - it's us who may get hurt by associating with a known weirdo, and she wants to avoid that.
I mean, if I am right, it's touching that she cares enough to think about it now that we are friends (compared to the utter lack of forethought when she traumatized us for a week the first time we met), but I'd rather not be clandestine about our association with not only a classmate, but the girl we go to the same club to! The hell do we have to hide? We need no reason to go to school together other than living close enough to take the same train, and certainly need not pretend it's not the case for any reason whatsoever.
Eh, I guess we'll see what it's really about.
But it wasn't to be - at that very second, their history sensei had popped her head into the door. "Class! I have something critical to attend to downstairs, so I will be absent for the first thirty minutes of the block.
Who's our history teacher?
From the second update, we know Kamasaki-sensei is either working with MPD, or assisting them in their current investigation... but she is our Amberrish teacher, and not a history one, right? Or do they teach several classes?
I can't think of much else that would make the teacher leave class. Besides busting Haru-chan's and Hiru-kun's makeout session, that is.
"Usually I don't like letting people eat with me on days like this. But I think I can make an exception for you in particular, Ya - mi - ga - wa - kun!"
You can hear the rumor mill grind to a screeching halt, then start milling twice as fast.
Maeda has the art of sexy interrogation down pat. We had no chance.
"No tricks, Yamigawa-kun. It's sugar. If I wanted to drug you, I would have done so with the coffee itself. Much more subtle."
Yeah, but who needs subtlety when the victim isn't going to remember being drugged anyway? Having them chug down the poison openly seems a lot more expedient than having to care about tricking them.
"...is that because you recognize me on a different level? Or is it because you're a snooper, snooping in things a student shouldn't snoop in?"
Silas said nothing. His heart was racing. He took a bite from his taco rice.
"...you're surprisingly difficult to crack. I can't read you. I can't tell if your silence is out of malicious intent or if you're too scared to speak. Ararara… guess it can't be helped." Maeda sat back into her chair, taking another sip from her coffee.
I beg to differ! We are an honest stalker-without-a-crush, and not just a snooping snooper who snoops!
It is curious that for all her skill she doesn't read us. Normally, it's hard to keep a poker face in a panic, and the slightest nudge makes people loosen their tongue. That still happens to Sai-kun, to an extent, when she finds himself unable to stop talking all the while screaming internally at himself, but it is nonetheless amusing that he doesn't let out more than his fear. Does he really have some kind of training, or is he so paralyzed he is getting mistaken for stone-faced?
You'd think it's the latter with how easily Maeda goaded us towards revealing a part of our secret, but then there's the calming rhyme that makes me doubt myself.
Silas has promised not to spy on Maeda anymore!
-50 ST to Observe: Maeda, Observe: Yuuko and Observe: Kei attempts indefinitely.
With a -40 (???) modifier already in place this makes little difference, since the action was effectively impossible anyway. Still, a
permanent ban on spying? Ouch!
Good thing she intends to relieve us of this promise soon enough! She is such a kind soul!
It just means we'd have to conduct our business face-to-face for the time being. I have no objections. Kei's invitation has been collecting metaphorical dust for far too long.
"Really?" Maeda raised an eyebrow. "Hum. Me, I always thought rich dark roast was just something people said they liked, while chugging milky coffee in private."
She can't stop doubting people and suspect them lying even about inconsequental things.
The secret agent's lot is a harsh one. o7
"Yeah. She focuses so much attention on her in-group, sometimes she even forgets to catch up with her older friends. Like poor me…" She laughed again. She fixed a serious gaze on him. "Hey. Forgive me if this sounds rude, or intrusive. You're not in Drama because you like her, are you?"
"Of course I like her. She's an awesome, supportive person." Silas said automatically. Maeda looked like she was about to say something, but he cut her off. "B-But… if you mean in… the other way… t-then, no. I don't…" Silas struggled to articulate the words. "...It would be inappropriate. A-And rude, and mean, and… yeah."
And why would that be, huh? I suppose it could be called unfair if you joined the Drama Club without being really interested or invested in Drama itself, and because of some other ulterior motive. But... isn't that what happened anyway? When we first opened the club doors, we've had no prior interest in acting. More than that, the thought of public speaking terrified us. We did choose the club because Yumika was in it, and because we thought that it would be cool if we could get more confident like she is.
Getting into a hobby because of the person you like or admire is neither manipulative, nor inappropriate or rude. It's something you do in order to understand them better. It's not something to be ashamed of.
Not sure what to make of what Maeda told us about Yumika. She likes being close to people, but only so much, and only so many. She tends to ignore other people in favor of her in-group, but she somehow made all these people her in-group in the first place!
When Maeda raised the topic of bad flirting experiences, Silas remembered the split in Drama Club... but I don't believe that one had any of romantic undertones in it. Is she implying that Yumika is afraid of attachment out of fear of people leaving? That's a rather common fear, and not just among teenagers either. I wonder if Yumika has it exceptionally bad, for it to be worth mentioning. She did use to be friends with Maeda and Ichiro, and she felt betrayed by their change in behavior, but that's only started a couple months ago. Then, is it really about the secession of the Computer Club, or was there something prior?
"Since you have an… external source of information?"
Silas widened his eyes. She knows about the Conspiracy?! "I - " he choked.
Ah. Such a classic ploy. It's a shame I don't really feel intimidated by a girl who has Maa-chan for a nickname; she'd make a great antagonist if only she put more effort in being ominous!
And dressed in a black leather outfit. Good thing you're the class representative - it means you already have the armband. Your Meganekko powers can only take your image so far, you know!
See you at kimodameshi, agent. Don't forget to bring cute underlings with you. They are the downfall of every villain who is genre-blind enough to challenge the harem protagonist!