Don't unleash Nid's on us too.
I thought I was already trying to do that with the World Strider Omakes.
Also: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Omake: Bring Out Yer Ded
Thrag toyed with the massive vertebra and looked looked at Other Thrag and Not-Actually-A-Thrag-But-'e-'angs-Wit-De-Thrags-So-We'll-Call-'im-Thrag Thrag*.
"Boyz... I gotz an idea. Ya know de big bug de boss killed a while back? Da one we brought back as a trophy?"
"Yeah?" asked NAATBEAWDTSWCIT Thrag.
"Wanna make a gargant out of it?"
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Several months later their offering to the great god Mork was complete. The carcase had been disassembled and the reassembled in the rough visage** of Mork. They had reinforced the skeleton with iron and steel. The decaying muscles had been augmented with servos, engines and fresh muscle fibers "borrowed" from whichever Orks had been nearby and weren't fast enough to get away. Neural tissue from those same Orks had been used to supplement and repair the decayed synapses of the monster. Finally, the Thrags had covered the entire in living Ork skin, usually but not always detached from the donor Ork, to give it that lifelike feel.
The Thargs took a moment to sit back and appreciate their work.
"'ey! Dats a pretty good statue of Gork ya got dere!" a weirdboy called to them as it was being herded past.
The Thargs looked at each other for a long moment.
"Well, you can't 'ave too much redundant neural material, now can you?" asked Other Thrag.
"Nope. 's like dakka, never enuff," replied Thrag.
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Warboss Garkill regarded the three painboyz standing sheepishly in front of him. "Boyz, I luvs ya, ya know dat? Iz cuz of yaz dat I can remember tings from da brainz I eat."
"And spit acid!" one of the Thrags broke in. Garkill lightly tapped him upside the head, sending him sprawling.
"And spit acid. But boyz, I had planz for dose weirdboyz. I'm gonna 'ave to be firm wit' yaz. The next six boyz that go under your knife 'ave to come out with de right amount of stuff. Dat means two arms, two legs, one torso, one brain. An' dere allowed to 'ave only one of dose dat shots bone shards or acid or whatever."
"But boss," another of the Thrags pleaded, "We'ze got this idea 'bout how to let you shoot flamin' blood from yer eyez, an' we need to practice!"
Garkill considered for a moment. "Ah, I can't stay mad at you boyz. Fine, you only gotta fix up two normal like. Here," he swept out both his hands, catching a pair of nobz and crushing them into barely living heaps, "fix dese ones up and we'll be even. An' remember: two arms, two legs, one torso, one brain, and able to shoot bones outa only one... two of dem."
"Now, on de subject o' dat gargant yaz made for me, real nice work dere. Spittin' image of Gork. Why iz it purple?"
"So's no-one'll see it coming boss!"
"Ah, stealth gargant. I like it. Now off wit yaz."
"Got it boss!" the trio chorused, dragging their patients away.
Garkill shook his head and chuckled at their antics. Teef to donughts said they'd find some way to have fun. He hadn't said anything about eyes or mouths or hands or feet.
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Deep in the bowels of the hulk, dormant synaptic fibers began to stir. A new node of the hivemind had come in range. Hidden pockets of nutrients began to bubble, spreading life through hibernating capillaries, muscles and organs.
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* The wise ork just calls them all Thrag. The unwise ork wakes up with too many limbs and a squig for a brain.
** Both the visage and the approximation of the visage were rough.