The Galaxy is Flood, Not Food

It's also funny how much ellain does not want to use tide. It kinda started out as " okay this might be beneficial but better safe than sorry." To "Everyone's lying that thing is the greatest threat here! I can't trust anyone! Oh if I only had my exterminaughtis button on me!" Because of her paranoia she is actually getting closer to the truth than anyone else which is super funny to me.

She's an inquisitor. Her job is to be a professional paranoid.
Plus, I would not be surprised if a Tzeenchian demon is sitting on her metaphorical shoulder, and pushing her paranoia.
But yeah- in 40k anything that seems completely beneficial and good for people either is Xenos (and sabotauged to high warp), corrupted by chaos (because why not), and/or an anient relic hiding a dark secret (a complete STC would have an AI in it, so.... yeah).

Edit: Almost forgot about the few things that are inherently good! Those attract Chaos, Xenos, Orks and Tyranids as if the thing was a psychic beacon ringing the dinner bell.
 
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Upon reading this chapter the only thing going through my mind was

Crab bucket, crab bucket, crab bucket, crab bucket


So that tells you my perspective about how the situation's gonna go
 
From what I remember about Orks being infected by tyranids it only ever work with Orks from the freebooters and their more primitive tribal brethren as most orks were able to subconsciously detect when other Orks were acting strange or as they say "unorky" so most infestations ended long before they could even start I can't remember the exact details but I believe it had to do with the gestalt psychic field they all produce so with that in mind I believe Tide should be able to infect Orks but with the Orks able to know when their are infected among them the process should take quite awhile to take ahold of few let alone all of them
 
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Tide should be able to infect Orks
Imagine if Tide somehow unlock their Krork heritage.

Krork: "Would you like some tea and biscuits, Master Tide? They're quite scrumptious."

Tide: "Sure, why not? ... So this is the Krorks made by the Old Ones. A race of Space British Warrior Gentlemen who made physics cry in the corner with Proper Use of WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH power."
 
Imagine if Tide somehow unlock their Krork heritage.

Krork: "Would you like some tea and biscuits, Master Tide? They're quite scrumptious."

Tide: "Sure, why not? ... So this is the Krorks made by the Old Ones. A race of Space British Warrior Gentlemen who made physics cry in the corner with Proper Use of WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH power."
All I can imagine is this for Tide!Orks now.

View: https://imgur.com/H0akq5k
 
"Dey got ate, boss!" Another grot exclaimed. Annoyingly, it had backed away from Grinhide far enough that he COULD reach down and crush the critter without rising from his kommand throne. "The warpy gitz got 'em!"
Bolded word should be couldn't.

The Order of the Cleansing Rains only had a thousand Sisters of Battle, but they were even more well-trained and better equipped than the Guard.
Second half of the sentence is weirdly written, I suggest
"but they were better trained and equipped then even the Guard"
Or
"But they were better trained and equipped then the Guard"

Overall another great chapter, I only wish it was longer.
 
From what I remember about Orks being infected by tyranids it only ever work with Orks from the freebooters and their more primitive tribal brethren as most orks were able to subconsciously detect when other Orks were acting strange or as they say "unorky" so most infestations ended long before they could even start I can't remember the exact details but I believe it had to do with the gestalt psychic field they all produce so with that in mind I believe Tide should be able to infect Orks but with the Orks able to know when their are infected among them the process should take quite awhile to take ahold of few let alone all of them
The thing is Genestealer infestations are prepared to infiltrate "normal" societies so a behaviour that wouldn't stand out among a normal civilization would stand out in incredibly amongst what the Orks are, cause I refuse to call what they have a civilization, they're something more among the lines of the cooperation between the different pieces that form a gun than a proper civilization.

So as long Tide doesn't influence the Ork's behaviour, he should fly below the radar given he has no Warp presence whatsoever.
 
The one thing I worry about though is the rubric space marines. They are kinda a perfect counter to tides forces. They are merciless killing machines powered by a space marine soul. Kinda like promethan knights actually.
Do we have any idea how many Rubrics the dude has? Unless he's got a pretty sizeable army, it should be manageable.
 
How many factions does that make now? Imperium, Flood, Orks, Chaos, Genestealers... I think that's five. I'd be willing to bet that another faction shows up at some point, too.
 
'Ere We Go by Saurian96
Tide's been more than ready
Preppin' heavy
For this day to come
Bet that if you let him
Keep it steady
You gon' know who won
Tide don't take it easy
Nothin' easy 'cept for givin up
He don't do no waitin'
'Cept these Corpse's that Tide's liftin up
Got no fear in his body
Yes he needs more bodies
He know everything that got him
And so now nothing can stop him
He just grind and work
Yeah yeah, you know the motto
You know Tide's goin' hard else he might never see tomorrow

He keep his eyes on the fakes and got real from it
Mastered patience and free will from it
That's the real motivation and The Tide killed for it
The Flood's reachin' for greatness because it's built for it!
'ERE WE GO!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeF2g0rNz38
 
Imagine if Tide somehow unlock their Krork heritage.

Krork: "Would you like some tea and biscuits, Master Tide? They're quite scrumptious."

Tide: "Sure, why not? ... So this is the Krorks made by the Old Ones. A race of Space British Warrior Gentlemen who made physics cry in the corner with Proper Use of WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH power."
You don't even need full Krork for that; Prime Orks (or Primorks) are already capable of sending diplomats who can speak clear and fluent Gothic, and Orks are inherently British in nature, so it shouldn't take too much effort to convince Prime Orks to sit down and have a nice cuppa. (At least for a short while.)
 
You don't even need full Krork for that; Prime Orks (or Primorks) are already capable of sending diplomats who can speak clear and fluent Gothic, and Orks are inherently British in nature, so it shouldn't take too much effort to convince Prime Orks to sit down and have a nice cuppa. (At least for a short while.)
Problem is they are worse than normal orks. If orks are hooligans who are just trying to have fun and have a good brawl after having some beers than prime orks and Krorks are British Empire at the height of its power looking at the galaxy and going "Everywhere our foot steps is our kingdom".

They do diplomacy only to get into a better position to hit you later.
 
MC should spend some time on aesthetics, so his monsters aren't so damn ugly. Better PR too, for what it's worth in 40k.
.. gonna be honest i feel like that takes away from the inherent horror of the flood. I dont think a giant fuzzy pink teddy bear creature would really sell to anyone who sees it. also in 40k people are already going to be shooting at tide no matter what he looks like. also a giant corpse wyrm creature that speaks in poetry is fire as hell.
 
.. gonna be honest i feel like that takes away from the inherent horror of the flood. I dont think a giant fuzzy pink teddy bear creature would really sell to anyone who sees it. also in 40k people are already going to be shooting at tide no matter what he looks like. also a giant corpse wyrm creature that speaks in poetry is fire as hell.
Fair, but I was thinking about taking inspiration from dragons, rhinos, tigers... They can be functional, yet not look like Fallout mutants. That shit is not even balanced, with massive claw on an end and regular on the other.
Also a biological version of Space Marines, maybe a bit Daedra looking, though maybe not coz of literal demons existing...
Hell even xenomorphs would be an improvement, they're badass but in a good way, not that disgusting.
 
Fair, but I was thinking about taking inspiration from dragons, rhinos, tigers... They can be functional, yet not look like Fallout mutants. That shit is not even balanced, with massive claw on an end and regular on the other.
Also a biological version of Space Marines, maybe a bit Daedra looking, though maybe not coz of literal demons existing...
Hell even xenomorphs would be an improvement, they're badass but in a good way, not that disgusting.
Like i get having xenomorphs would be cool but i feel like that ascetic has been takin by tyrranids. plus thats what the flood is. a sentient hateful plague that twists the flesh into terrifying nightmare monsters.

also like it was said above. he has the elites for a version of the pure form that isnt nightmare inducing and he has the Altered for living soliders and puppets that can act like normal combat forms that are not as grotesque. hell besides the begining when he was first introduced i dont think he actually had any normal combat forms through out this entire time. just the puppets and elites.

if your uncomfortable with body horror and living plagues and john carpenters the thing esque monsters then this might not be your cup of tea mate.
 
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