STAR TREK: A Long Road (Voyager Fix It Quest)

SHIP & CREW ROSTER
The Dragon: Once per episode, at the beginning of combat place an Advantage on the field representing a cunning tactic or strategy devised by Danara Pel.

NAME
USS Voyager
PROF.
MULTIROLE
CLASS
Sovereign Class Heavy Exploration Vessel
CONST
2371
SHIELDS
19/19​
RESISTANCE
5​
SCALE
6​
POWER
Yup!​
CREW SUPPORT
6​
SMALL CRAFT
5​
COMMS
ENGINES
STRUCTURE
COMPUTERS
SENSORS
WEAPONS
10​
10​
10​
9​
10​
10​
COMMAND
3​
13​
13​
13​
12​
13​
13​
CONNING
2​
12​
12​
12​
11​
12​
12​
ENGINEERING
2​
12​
12​
12​
11​
12​
12​
SECURITY
3​
13​
13​
13​
12​
13​
13​
SCIENCE
3​
13​
13​
13​
12​
13​
13​
MEDICINE
2​
12​
12​
12​
11​
12​
12​
TALENTS
Command Ship: When using Command tasks to create traits, may be assisted by the ship and can grant this trait to allied ships, away parties and landing teams the ship has a comlink with.
EMH: Can summon the EMH without needing to spend crew support.
High Resolution Sensors: +1 momentum when using sensors out of combat.
Improved Power Systems: Reduce the difficulty to Regain Power by 1 (to a minimum of 1) and can buy off complications for 1 momentum.
Improved Warp Drive: When going to warp, roll 1d20. If the roll is under the engine score, it does not cost Reserve Power:
SPECIAL ABILITIES
Saucer Separation: Can separate into two ships with Scale-1, and 1/2 their systems (round up.) This cannot be reversed outside of dry dock.
Sovereign Class: Voyager is a Sovereign class, meaning it has everything that a Sovereign class has.
Maquis Crew: A large portion of the crew is a part of the Maquis - and thus, not exactly on the up and up with Starfleet styles!
TRAITS
Starfleet Ship: The ships is a highly advanced starfleet ship with a well trained crew, holodecks, replicators and so on.
WEAPONS
Phaser Array
Range: Medium | Damage: 8 | Qualities: Area (can hit one target per momentum spent within the same zone), Spread (reduce the cost of Devastating Attack by -1 momentum, and make it Repeatable), Versatile 2 (add 2 momentum on a successful hit)

Photon Torpedo
Range: Long | Damage: 5 | Qualities: High Yield (when it inflicts a breach, add +1 breach - either improving the intensity or hitting a second system, attacker's choice.)

Quantum Torpedo
Range: Long | Damage: 6 | Qualities: Calibration (requires a prepare minor action before being fired), High Yield (See Above), Intense (-1 momentum cost to add to damage)

Tractor Beam (Strength 5)

CREW COMPLIMENT (Base Stat: 9 | Base Skill: 2)
CO: Captain Katheryn Janeway (Skilled: Command, Science | Weakness: Combat)
SPECIAL ABILITY: "We Can Be Better" - if you succeed on any diplomatic check with Janeway, Get +1 momentum​
XO: Commander D-91 (Skilled: Command | Weakness: Socialization)
HELM: Lt. Tom Paris (Skilled: Conn | Weakness: Not Being A Fucking Up)
TACTICAL: Ensign Harry Kimm (Skilled: Gunnery | Weakness: Harry Kim)
SECURITY: Lt. JG Amy Strong (Skilled: Personal Combat | Weakness: Lying)
MAQUIS HEADBREAKER: C'nola (Skilled: Combat, Sneaking and Scheming | Weakness: Emotional Wreck)​
SCIENCE: Tuvok (Skilled: Science | Weakness: Emotionless)
COMMS: Lt. Bian T'are (Skilled: Communications | Weakness: Combat)
MEDICAL: The EMH (Skilled: Doctor | Weakness: Kind of a Dick)
ENGINEER: B'lanna Torres (Skilled: Engineering | Weakness: Also a dick)

SECONDARY CHARACTERS
Ensign Steve (Useless Security Goon)
Ensign Becky (plural fighter jock)
Petty Officer Third Class Jessie (Hard working engineer)
Crewman Billingsly (Dude, Billingsly!)
Crewman Chandra (Concerned Crewman)
Bifurcate (bidimensional robot girlfriend of Harry Kim)
Princess Lyan Positron (runaway daughter of magician most foul and girlfriend of Harry Kim)
Soria Flyte (Pegasus girl and girlfriend of Harry Kim)
Mirror Universe Trevor (he's fine!)
Gelli Vlee: Goo Girl Gonna Get Gloriously Gay!
NAME
MRSS Val Jean
PROF.
TACOPS
CLASS
Keldon Class Heavy Cruiser
CONST
2370
SHIELDS
12/12​
RESISTANCE
5​
SCALE
4​
POWER
7/7​
CREW SUPPORT
4​
SMALL CRAFT
3​
COMMS
ENGINES
STRUCTURE
COMPUTERS
SENSORS
WEAPONS
BREACHES
0/4
0/4
0/4
0/4
0/4
0/4
9​
9​
9​
8​
7​
10​
COMMAND
3​
12​
12​
12​
11​
10​
13​
CONNING
2​
11​
11​
11​
10​
9​
12​
ENGINEERING
2​
11​
11​
11​
10​
9​
12​
SECURITY
3​
12​
12​
12​
11​
10​
13​
SCIENCE
1​
10​
10​
10​
9​
8​
11​
MEDICINE
2​
11​
11​
11​
10​
9​
12​
TALENTS
Electronic Warfare Suite: Whenever making a Jamming or Intercept communications check, can spend 2 momentum to select +1 target (repeatable.)
Fast Targeting Systems: No +1 diff for called shots
Improved Hull Integrity: +1 Resistance
Cloaking Device: Spend 3 power, and make a Control+Engineering + Engines + Security check with a diff of 2. If successful, gain the Cloaked Trait (impossible to detect, cannot attack, shields are down.) It takes a minor action to decloak.
TRAITS
Cardassian Ship – Durable, uncomfortable, close, cramped and cheap. Thinks creature comforts are for other people and technical sophistication is for people who haven't spent decades starving to death. The fact that the starving could have been avoided if the government were less...you know, monstrous doesn't seem to have occurred to that many of them.
Okampan Crew – the crew are bright, perky, cheerful, and incredibly psychically powerful. Individually, they're all better than Vulcans, and as a gestalt? Who knows!
WEAPONS
Phaser Arrays
Power Cost: 1-3 | Range: Medium | Damage: 7-9cd (Spread: Hit +1 time at ½ damage per effect OR Area)
Versatile 2: Gain X bonus momentum with a successful hit
Disruptor Banks
Range: Medium | Damage: 8-10cd (Vicious 1: Each effect adds +1 damage)
Tractor Beam (Strength 3)

CREW COMPLIMENT (Base Stat: 8 | Base Skill: 1)
CO: Lt. Commander Brian Wacoche (Skilled: Commando Tactics | Weakness: Independent)
TACTICAL: Seska (Skilled: Being Seska | Weakness: Everything Else)
CONN: R'lash skilled: Piloting | Weakness: Romulan Fuckup)
ESPIONAGE: Kes (Skilled: Commando Tactics | Weakness: Naive)

Crewman Stadi - Age 23, Betazoid, born Beta Colony-5 to Zani and Talwyn of the House of Riis, survived by her sisters Tari and Batri.
R'mor - age 182, Vulcan, burn on Romulus to R'tan and Leslali, survived by his twelve nieces and nephews across the Empire
 
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I mean... can we take the whole ship back with us?
It's mostly crap from a tech perspective, but surely we can get some spare parts from it. Or break it down for replicator mass or some other trek technobabble.

There's potentially three of us (with Trevor), more if he has some friends. Given the levels of competence on display, that should be enough to dump all the actually evil people into various shuttlepods and/or lifepods.

A hull's a hull. Even if mirror sovys are sad ships, they're big sad ships and capital scale hulls are themselves a commodity.

We could always refit the sucker, in the hypothetical situation that we did steal ISS Voyager. It wouldn't be the first time Starfleet has refit a TOS era starship for the "modern" age. Just take a look at Starfleet's Mirandas.

Realistically though, refitting ISS to the level of a proper Starfleet Sovereign is unlikely. Personally I'd settle for upgrading her key systems and turn her into a mix between a support ship and at most a carrier.
 
I mean, it's crap for the main timeline, but it's probably useful for the spociists
 
It's an idea, which mostly comes into play if a significant portion of the crew actually wants to leave the mirror universe for the prime universe, because both Voyager and Val Jean have full complements and we do not have space for several hundred dimensional refugees.

The only other alternative after offering a non-crapsack universe to folk would be to leave them in the Delta Quadrant, which is technologically stagnant because of the presence of the Borg, has superpowers that are belligerent to one another, is policed by a species who by themselves decide what technology is too advanced and will take unilateral action to enforce that, and a totalitarian regime that uses its people as living processors and medicine factories.
 
I feel like taking a whole ship between dimensions like that is unrealistic and a bit silly. You get there by transporter accidents, so you essentially need to use a transporter on the whole ship, right? Not something that seems like it's in the realm of possibility.

Edit: lmao at me saying 'this thing in star trek is unrealistic', but still, it doesn't seem to line up with what's possible in universe.
 
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Have about a shuttle or 4. Either way the ship either goes with us or it goes with the no evil people in the universe.
Plus I'd say grab the "corpse" of D-91 as well.
 
I mean isn't bagging every vaguely sensible person on the mirrorverse voyager kinda unfair to their home universe? Like, they really need all the help they can get, and remember leaving the Spockists without helping them at all means that their timeline is probably going to follow the same path of getting even worse with the final Klingon-Cardassian defeat of the Terran Empire, only for them to turn right around and keep doing the same shit, just with themselves on top.
 
[X] "Hey, Trevor, you know who else on the crew would wanna ditch this universe for one that doesn't suck?"

[X] who gives a crap about evil us? Just leave..after programing the computer to constantly berate every member of the bridge crew still alive for how *stupid* there universe is.
 
[X] "Hey, Trevor, wanna come with us to a universe that doesn't fucking suck?"
[X] Leave him to his own devices

I'm not actually sure that we want to help Mirror Sisko. After all regular Sisko betrayed the values of the federation to try and save it, so logically Mirror Sisko is betraying the Terran Empire to uphold its values.
 

Behold! The I.S.S. Voyager! A Sovereign-class Battleship, made of the finest ply-plasteel available in the Empire!

(or... what if a constitution just... got bigger.)
 
Wait. Shit.

Harry lifted the phaser and placed it, gently, against his other self's forehead. Kim instantly folded, his eyes screwed up tight as he sniveled. "Okay, please, don't! I...I need to be in two places at once. I need to give false orders to the Chief. Then, I make the move on the bridge. I start by phasering the captain's right hand woman, then, the captain herself. Then, with the captain dead, and with the Chief unwittingly inputting the data that I have created to the warp core, only I have the codes to shut down the destruct systems. The crew will have to follow me. Then...I take the ship and enact the orders we've been given!"

Assuming Kim's half of the plan went OK, he's going to reveal he's set us up the bomb any second now.

We can't make Trevor the captain and then just leave--Kim'll just turn the rest of the crew against him on pain of annihilation. If we want it to stick we'd have to stick around and convince him, or somehow disarm his bomb.
 

Behold! The I.S.S. Voyager! A Sovereign-class Battleship, made of the finest ply-plasteel available in the Empire!

(or... what if a constitution just... got bigger.)

Dang, I.S.S. Voyager should not look that gorgeous.

[X] "Hey, Trevor, you know who else on the crew would wanna ditch this universe for one that doesn't suck?"
 
Nice continuity catch — but — you can't just. The chutzpah.

Behold! The I.S.S. Voyager! A Sovereign-class Battleship, made of the finest ply-plasteel available in the Empire!

(or... what if a constitution just... got bigger.)
I like how the shuttle bay entrances are right in line with the nacelles. That's gotta make piloting a high turnover occupation.
 
In exchange for taking the chaotic stupid debuff, and because they're an evil empire, the Terrans were allowed to pick Belkan pilots which negates strikecraft losses due to collisions.
 
[X] "Hey, Trevor, wanna come with us to a universe that doesn't fucking suck?"

[X] Tell him that the bridge is secure and support his take over (either with or without Trevor.)
 
[X] "Hey, Trevor, wanna come with us to a universe that doesn't fucking suck?"

[X] Tell him that the bridge is secure and support his take over (either with or without Trevor.)
 
Adhoc vote count started by DragonCobolt on Sep 8, 2023 at 11:42 PM, finished with 19 posts and 6 votes.

  • [X] "Hey, Trevor, wanna come with us to a universe that doesn't fucking suck?"
    [X] "Hey, Trevor, you know who else on the crew would wanna ditch this universe for one that doesn't suck?"
    [X] Tell him that the bridge is secure and support his take over (either with or without Trevor.)
    [x] "You're captain now, Trevor! Go join the Spockists. We're going home."
    [x] Tell him that the bridge is secure, and he should listen to the new Captain, Trevor.
    [X] who gives a crap about evil us? Just leave..after programing the computer to constantly berate every member of the bridge crew still alive for how *stupid* there universe is.
    [X] Leave him to his own devices


Roll me a 2d20, see if Trev wants to come!
 
That was fun. :D
Well, to read.

[] "Hey, Trevor, wanna come with us to a universe that doesn't fucking suck?"

As for Kim, though, hm.

[]Tell Kim that the bridge is secure and support his takeover, if he joins the Spockists -- and if he doesn't, we'll just start shooting bridge consoles and see what happens, which he should believe isn't a bluff because we're just idealists that way.

And also, from Spart117MC:
[] "Hey, Trevor, you know who else on the crew would wanna ditch this universe for one that doesn't suck?"

bookwyrm said:
I mean isn't bagging every vaguely sensible person on the mirrorverse voyager kinda unfair to their home universe? Like, they really need all the help they can get, and remember leaving the Spockists without helping them at all means that their timeline is probably going to follow the same path of getting even worse with the final Klingon-Cardassian defeat of the Terran Empire, only for them to turn right around and keep doing the same shit, just with themselves on top.
There are probably a fair few people who'd like to get out of this universe but wouldn't be willing to fight to make it better, though.

DracoDracul said:
I'm not actually sure that we want to help Mirror Sisko. After all regular Sisko betrayed the values of the federation to try and save it, so logically Mirror Sisko is betraying the Terran Empire to uphold its values.
Hm. That's an interesting point.
...Still, it might not be the case. And even if it is, someone else might take charge from Mirror Sisko. And if it is and no one does, he might still be the best available option, unless we want to try and bring in a third party.

...Hm. I wonder what the Mirror Dominion are like? ...Buuut getting to them would require dealing with the Mirror Prophets, which might be a problem.

dhasenan said:
Nice continuity catch — but — you can't just. The chutzpah.
I'm assuming there was some Space Weirdness there. Like, maybe a Mirror Talaxian ship got thrown to the Mirror Alpha Quadrant and ran into Mirror Janeway.

Oh, whoops, and too slow; oh well.
 
NON SEQUITUR (0.8)
Mariner and Harry both exchanged a glance.

"Hey, Trevor, wanna come with us to a universe that doesn't fucking suck?"

Trevor blinked. "...there's another universe?" he asked.

Mariner laughed, then threw an arm around his shoulder. "Ah man, you're gonna love it. We have this thing called, like, a holodeck. It only tries to kill you like, six times a week, but that's only if you're a main character. Number one reason to try and keep your rank lowwww, ya know?" She swept her hand low along the ground.

"Heh, I've got an easy way to do that," Harry said as they walked to the exit. "I'm stuck in the Delta Quadrent. No real room for advancement."

"Oh really?" Mariner asked.

"You mean the Delta Octet?" Trevor asked, looking confused.

Both Harry and Mariner exchanged a glance.

"Yeah, sure, whatever," Mariner said. "Oh, right, we should tell Harry-E, that's Evil Harry, ya know, the bridge is ours so he can take over the ship."

"Think his plan is gonna work?" Harry asked.

"Knowing my Ensign Kim?" Trevor asked as the turbolift doors closed. "Not a chance."

***
Benjamín Sisko had his feet up on the desk as he sat across from Captain Harry "Ace" Kim, watching the other man as he finished saying: "And, yes, that's really my nickname."

"Ace, huh?" Sisko asked. "And you managed to capture this entire Sovereign class battleship all by yourself?"

"A-And my loyalists," Harry said, a bead of sweat slowly sliding down his cheek as he reached up and scratched his cheek - where a thin, patchy goatee had started to peek out against his golden brown skin once more. He would be a few months away from a proper goatee again, but he was going to damn well try it. "Who are extremely loyal."

"And they all want to convert to the cause?" Sisko asked. "They want to try and fight and bring the Empire down? To make this a galaxy where a man...can...stand on his own two feet and be counted for what he is? To try and be allies with the Klingons and the Romulans, and not just fighting them all the time? Huh?"

"...m-mostly!" Harry squeaked.

Sisko narrowed his eyes as Harry sweated even more. Sisko had an archaic human sport tool, an oblong, egg shaped object that made Harry think of strange alien religious objects. The smack of leather against those strong, calloused hands made Harry think of being tied to a chair and beaten to death. At least he had heard that Sisko and the Spockites had thrown out their Agonizers when the revolution had started, a hundred years before. Sisko caught the sport egg and didn't toss it back as his eyes continued to bore into Harry.

Then he burst out laughing and sprang to his feet. "Well, mostly, we can work with kid!" he said, flinging his arm around Harry as he came around the desk, hauling him to his feet. "Come on, Ace, lets introduce you to your liaison who's going to be helping to keep your crew in line until they realize being good? A lot better than being evil." He slapped Harry's back even harder and Harry wheezed as he felt his soul burst out of his body. He was manhandled forward through the narrow confines of the Badlands station that the Spockites used as their staging grounds, until they came to a messy, sprawling office that looked like a paperwork grenade had gone off in it. Sitting behind a desk there was the oddest girl that Harry had ever seen.

She looked almost like every humanoid he had ever met, but...not...quite any of them specifcally, with rounded features, skin that couldn't decide if it was gray or brown, and short, uninteresting hair. She was also scowling down at a stack of flolders.

"Girl!" Sisko boomed.

"Sisko, I'm busy," the girl said.

"Girl, we got a new fighter for the cause!" Sisko said.

The girl lifted her head and looked at Harry.

"Oh. Wonderful," she said.

"This is Girl," Sisko said.

"Girl?" Harry asked.

"Just Girl," Sisko said.

She sighed. "I'm from an unknown alien species that was found by Cardassian scientests, after their world was freed from Bajoran-"

"She's a shapeshifter," Sisko said, brightly.

Girl sighed. "Yes. I am a Shapeshifter."

"...why do you look like that?" Harry asked.

"What's this kid's name?" Girl asked, tiredly.

"He's Ace!" Sisko said.

"No he's not," Girl said, flatly.

"You two will get along just fine," Sisko said. "Now! I got a fleet attack to plan."

He bustled off, whistling cheerfully.

Harry coughed. "Uh..."

Girl sighed. "Well. At least you're cute." She stood up, then tossed the files she had been working on in a haphazard direction - adding even more to the impressive clutter. "Come on. Lets see about beating it into your crew's head that things are different now." She walked past him, while Harry blinked.

"I'm cute?" he whispered.

Then he laughed. "R-Right away. Ace is on the task."

"Sure thing...uh..." She paused. "What's your real name?"

"...Harry."

"Sure thing. Harry."

***
"So, then we just split the transporter beam and ran it along dimensional channels and-" -smootch- "-that got me back to-" -giggle, kiss- "-to, uh, Voy, and...Mariner back to her ship and, uh, she said she'd tell-" kiss kiss kiss "-them that we-" kiss "-you know, uh...about us!"

Janeway leaned against the wall and watched as Ensign Harry Kim tried to give his report, while three dimensionally transcendental girls snuggled against him from every side at once. She smiled at him. "Excellent work, Mr. Kim," she said, then chuckled. "If we weren't so far off in the Delta Quadrent, you'd be up for a promotion right now."

"I know it," he said, laughing. "Now, uh...oh...I seem to be being carried off by...uh-"

"Dismissed, Ensign," Captain Janeway said as the three girls carried him off through the door. She turned to D-91.

"So, think I'd really have looked as good as he claimed in bondage gear?" she asked, dryly.

"Tom Paris has been looking for someone to play the Bride of Chaotica," D-91 said, nodding.

"Hmmm..." Janeway considered - while her sister butted in. Absolutely not!

"At least they'll know we're missing and not just destroyed now. Right?" D-91 asked.

***
"And they're in the freaking delta quadrant man!" Mariner said.

"Sure they are," Lt. Fin-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-gorip said, bifurcating his hand to tap away at several pads at once. "And you definitely went to another universe and didn't just decide to sleep in a Jefferies Tube to avoid working."

"I'm in a freaking Terran Empire uniform!" Mariner exclaimed, gesturing to herself.

"Yeah, you're in a Halloween costume. So convincing," Lt. Fin-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-gorip said, looking up at her. "I'm not buying it, Mariner. This is your fifth infraction this week. You know what that means?"

"Dude! An entire ship is across the galaxy, they need our help!" Mariner exclaimed, grabbing onto the desk. "Listen, you motherfucker, you don't have a spine, but I'll put a spine IN you and fucking break it unless you pass this up."

He sighed. "Security."

"You motherfucker-" The door opened and Mariner was grabbed. She struggled and kicked. "You piece of shit! I'm telling the truth, you need to-" She grabbed onto the door as the security officers dragged her away. "I'm gonna get out and fucking kick your ass! You're gonna have an ass, then I'm gonna kick it! Fuck you-"

She was dragged away down the corridor.

Lt. Fin-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-gorip shuddered, then touched his combadge. "Captain," he said. "Can we talk about that transfer request?"

A long, long, long sigh came out of it.

"Mariner again?"

ROLL CREDITS​
 
I do wonder what Prime Trevor is like? Given that Mirror Trevor seems to be the only one in an ISS Bridge Crew with common sense and a functioning survival instinct, I'm guessing that he's one of those scientists at a remote research colony that decided that safety standards got in the way of real SCIENCE!, and ended up creating a expository log for the Starfleet clean-up team to find that came to investigate/clean up afterwards.
 
And of course, since Mariner is our point of contact, no one believes her about the Voyager still being alive and off in the Delta Quadrant.

If this sort of chance to tell Starfleet we're alive slips through our fingers fir a third time, I'm just gonna call it a running gag.
 
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