The Dragon: Once per episode, at the beginning of combat place an Advantage on the field representing a cunning tactic or strategy devised by Danara Pel.
NAME
USS Voyager
PROF.
MULTIROLE
CLASS
Sovereign Class Heavy Exploration Vessel
CONST
2371
SHIELDS
13/13
RESISTANCE
6
SCALE
6
POWER
13/13
CREW SUPPORT
6
SMALL CRAFT
5
COMMS
ENGINES
STRUCTURE
COMPUTERS
SENSORS
WEAPONS
BREACHES
0/6
0/6
0/6
0/6
0/6
0/6
9
11
10
11
9
10
COMMAND
3
12
14
13
14
12
13
CONNING
2
12
14
13
14
12
13
ENGINEERING
2
11
13
12
13
11
12
SECURITY
3
13
15
14
16
13
14
SCIENCE
2
11
13
12
13
11
12
MEDICINE
2
11
13
12
13
11
12
TALENTS
Command Ship: Can give advantages using Command within range to Away Missions or to supporting ships.
EMH: Has an EMH!
Improved Warp Drive: When going to warp, roll 1cd on an effect, regain the power point.
Quantum Torpedoes: Can use Quantum Torpedoes! (60 total)
Secondary Reactors: +5 to Power
High Resolution Sensors: +1 momentum to out of combat sensor checks.
TRAITS
Federation Starship – A highly sophisticated and advanced vessel, with holodecks, replicators, and similar comforts, primarily designed to handle multiple operations. Highly sensitive and requiring constant maintenance, the vehicle is less rugged than other interstellar craft
Maquis Crew - a good chunk of the crew are former Maquis troublemakers. Expect discipline problems and unorthodox plans.
WEAPONS
Phaser Arrays
Power Cost: 1-3 | Range: Medium | Damage: 9cd [+1 per extra power spent]
Can Use Spread: Hit +1 time at ½ damage per effect OR Area: hit +1 ship per effect within close range.
Versatile 2: Gain 2 bonus momentum with a successful hit
Photon Torpedoes
Power Cost: 0 | Range: Long | Damage: 6cd
High Yield: If it causes 1 breach, it causes +1 breach
Quantum Torpedoes
Power Cost: 0 | Range: Long | Damage: 7cd (Vicious 1 - +1 damage on effects)
High Yield: If it causes 1 breach, it causes +1 breach
Calibrations: Requires 1 minor action to calibrate
Tractor Beam (Strength 5)
Power Cost: 0 | Range: Close | Damage: None
Effect: If successfully established, enemies face a diff 5 check to escape.
SCIENCE: Tuvok (Skilled: Science | Weakness: Emotionless)
COMMS: Lt. Bian T'are (Skilled: Communications | Weakness: Combat)
MEDICAL: The EMH (Skilled: Doctor | Weakness: Kind of a Dick)
ENGINEER: B'lanna Torres (Skilled: Engineering | Weakness: Also a dick)
SECONDARY CHARACTERS
Ensign Steve (Useless Security Goon)
Ensign Becky (plural fighter jock)
Petty Officer Third Class Jessie (Hard working engineer)
Crewman Billingsly (Dude, Billingsly!)
Crewman Chandra (Concerned Crewman)
Bifurcate (bidimensional robot girlfriend of Harry Kim)
Princess Lyan Positron (runaway daughter of magician most foul and girlfriend of Harry Kim)
Soria Flyte (Pegasus girl and girlfriend of Harry Kim)
Mirror Universe Trevor (he's fine!)
NAME
MRSS Val Jean
PROF.
TACOPS
CLASS
Keldon Class Heavy Cruiser
CONST
2370
SHIELDS
12/12
RESISTANCE
5
SCALE
4
POWER
7/7
CREW SUPPORT
4
SMALL CRAFT
3
COMMS
ENGINES
STRUCTURE
COMPUTERS
SENSORS
WEAPONS
BREACHES
0/4
0/4
0/4
0/4
0/4
0/4
9
9
9
8
7
10
COMMAND
3
12
12
12
11
10
13
CONNING
2
11
11
11
10
9
12
ENGINEERING
2
11
11
11
10
9
12
SECURITY
3
12
12
12
11
10
13
SCIENCE
1
10
10
10
9
8
11
MEDICINE
2
11
11
11
10
9
12
TALENTS
Electronic Warfare Suite: Whenever making a Jamming or Intercept communications check, can spend 2 momentum to select +1 target (repeatable.)
Fast Targeting Systems: No +1 diff for called shots
Improved Hull Integrity: +1 Resistance
Cloaking Device: Spend 3 power, and make a Control+Engineering + Engines + Security check with a diff of 2. If successful, gain the Cloaked Trait (impossible to detect, cannot attack, shields are down.) It takes a minor action to decloak.
TRAITS
Cardassian Ship – Durable, uncomfortable, close, cramped and cheap. Thinks creature comforts are for other people and technical sophistication is for people who haven't spent decades starving to death. The fact that the starving could have been avoided if the government were less...you know, monstrous doesn't seem to have occurred to that many of them.
Okampan Crew – the crew are bright, perky, cheerful, and incredibly psychically powerful. Individually, they're all better than Vulcans, and as a gestalt? Who knows!
WEAPONS
Phaser Arrays
Power Cost: 1-3 | Range: Medium | Damage: 7-9cd (Spread: Hit +1 time at ½ damage per effect OR Area)
Versatile 2: Gain X bonus momentum with a successful hit
Disruptor Banks
Range: Medium | Damage: 8-10cd (Vicious 1: Each effect adds +1 damage)
Crewman Stadi - Age 23, Betazoid, born Beta Colony-5 to Zani and Talwyn of the House of Riis, survived by her sisters Tari and Batri.
R'mor - age 182, Vulcan, burn on Romulus to R'tan and Leslali, survived by his twelve nieces and nephews across the Empire
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
[X] Sigh loudly and go, "Fuck it, I'm going to transport home, you guys have fun." Then pause at the door and go, "You know what? No, wait, hold on here! this universe is a mirror of ours - but one thing that can't be changed is free will! And look at yourselves! You're sexless, death obsessed, loyalty free scumbags who turn on each other at the drop of a hat - and while that's FUCKING HILARIOUS from my perspective, it's also just...sad! In the world I come from, we have technology more advanced than you can dream of because we work together. We trust each other. We share in our troubles and in our successes, and we're made better for it. That's what the Spockians are fighting for, you know? They're fighting to make this universe a place worth living in - not just as a morality tale for a neighboring universe that spends most of its time making fun of how stupid you all are! Do you know your Emperor, your EMPEROR, came to our universe a hundred years ago! She was the best of you, the highest ranked, the most skilled, the most dangerous, the most feared, and she ended up spending her ENTIRE CAREER in FUCKING REHABILITATION because she pointlessly killed three people! That's all your Emperor ever managed to accomplish in our universe! Not conquest, not glory, not victory, she didn't even manage to help us in a war we were having at the time, ALL SHE DID was getting fucking help and then spent the rest of her life as a gardener! Is that the kind of people you want to fucking be? With your fucking phasers and your stupid betrayals? Huh!? HUH!? ...whatever. Come on, Mariner, lets get the fuck out of here."
Or as some fella fighting an evil space emperor once said:
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
[X] Sigh loudly and go, "Fuck it, I'm going to transport home, you guys have fun." Then pause at the door and go, "You know what? No, wait, hold on here! this universe is a mirror of ours - but one thing that can't be changed is free will! And look at yourselves! You're sexless, death obsessed, loyalty free scumbags who turn on each other at the drop of a hat - and while that's FUCKING HILARIOUS from my perspective, it's also just...sad! In the world I come from, we have technology more advanced than you can dream of because we work together. We trust each other. We share in our troubles and in our successes, and we're made better for it. That's what the Spockians are fighting for, you know? They're fighting to make this universe a place worth living in - not just as a morality tale for a neighboring universe that spends most of its time making fun of how stupid you all are! Do you know your Emperor, your EMPEROR, came to our universe a hundred years ago! She was the best of you, the highest ranked, the most skilled, the most dangerous, the most feared, and she ended up spending her ENTIRE CAREER in FUCKING REHABILITATION because she pointlessly killed three people! That's all your Emperor ever managed to accomplish in our universe! Not conquest, not glory, not victory, she didn't even manage to help us in a war we were having at the time, ALL SHE DID was getting fucking help and then spent the rest of her life as a gardener! Is that the kind of people you want to fucking be? With your fucking phasers and your stupid betrayals? Huh!? HUH!? ...whatever. Come on, Mariner, lets get the fuck out of here."
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
[X] Sigh loudly and go, "Fuck it, I'm going to transport home, you guys have fun." Then pause at the door and go, "You know what? No, wait, hold on here! this universe is a mirror of ours - but one thing that can't be changed is free will! And look at yourselves! You're sexless, death obsessed, loyalty free scumbags who turn on each other at the drop of a hat - and while that's FUCKING HILARIOUS from my perspective, it's also just...sad! In the world I come from, we have technology more advanced than you can dream of because we work together. We trust each other. We share in our troubles and in our successes, and we're made better for it. That's what the Spockians are fighting for, you know? They're fighting to make this universe a place worth living in - not just as a morality tale for a neighboring universe that spends most of its time making fun of how stupid you all are! Do you know your Emperor, your EMPEROR, came to our universe a hundred years ago! She was the best of you, the highest ranked, the most skilled, the most dangerous, the most feared, and she ended up spending her ENTIRE CAREER in FUCKING REHABILITATION because she pointlessly killed three people! That's all your Emperor ever managed to accomplish in our universe! Not conquest, not glory, not victory, she didn't even manage to help us in a war we were having at the time, ALL SHE DID was getting fucking help and then spent the rest of her life as a gardener! Is that the kind of people you want to fucking be? With your fucking phasers and your stupid betrayals? Huh!? HUH!? ...whatever. Come on, Mariner, lets get the fuck out of here."
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
[X] "Can we just take a moment to figure out who is triple-crossing who?"
[X] Jump on the table and slather yourself in Andorian BBQ sauce because damn if you're not a snack and a half.
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
It was no secret across the Federation just how fucking horny the Mirror Universe Terran Empire girl uniforms were. It was basically a cliche that if a girl, or a boy, or an enby was of a certain age on Halloween, they went as a Muteg and used every excuse they had to flash their belly muscles and their butts.
[X] Sigh loudly and go, "Fuck it, I'm going to transport home, you guys have fun." Then pause at the door and go, "You know what? No, wait, hold on here! this universe is a mirror of ours - but one thing that can't be changed is free will! And look at yourselves! You're sexless, death obsessed, loyalty free scumbags who turn on each other at the drop of a hat - and while that's FUCKING HILARIOUS from my perspective, it's also just...sad! In the world I come from, we have technology more advanced than you can dream of because we work together. We trust each other. We share in our troubles and in our successes, and we're made better for it. That's what the Spockians are fighting for, you know? They're fighting to make this universe a place worth living in - not just as a morality tale for a neighboring universe that spends most of its time making fun of how stupid you all are! Do you know your Emperor, your EMPEROR, came to our universe a hundred years ago! She was the best of you, the highest ranked, the most skilled, the most dangerous, the most feared, and she ended up spending her ENTIRE CAREER in FUCKING REHABILITATION because she pointlessly killed three people! That's all your Emperor ever managed to accomplish in our universe! Not conquest, not glory, not victory, she didn't even manage to help us in a war we were having at the time, ALL SHE DID was getting fucking help and then spent the rest of her life as a gardener! Is that the kind of people you want to fucking be? With your fucking phasers and your stupid betrayals? Huh!? HUH!? ...whatever. Come on, Mariner, lets get the fuck out of here."
[X]"Nobody shoot, you fools! You'll kill us all!"
-[X]Explain frantically that you sabotaged the phaser crystals to explode when fired, Just In Case, but you f'cked up and there's a good chance that so many sabotaged crystals together will start a Resonance Cascade that will disintegrate the bridge and a good portion of the ship.
Ahh, right, a counter-boarding system -- or counter-mutiny, perhaps. Makes sense.
...And... was Evil Janeway was just trying to spot threats to her position by seeing who an evil laugh came most naturally to? I'm not sure if that's brilliant, insane, or both.
They have tribbles aboard? Huh. I wonder if they're eating them or something.
...Well.
Didn't Phoebe have two phasers, though?
And what's this about the emperor?
Anyway, hm. Hm.
Well, the first option is cool... buuuut we do have blocks on diplomacy and empathy and conducts on intimidation and violence. The second option seems more likely to work. ...Though it also occurs to me that we probably can't run the ship with just the two of us even if we're holding the bridge; as was mentioned, part of the reason they need such a large crew is (justified) distrust of said crew, and making the whole ship controllable by just two people on the bridge sounds like a temptation the designers might have wanted to avoid. Though there is still Evil Harry's plan. Hm.
Torgamous said:
Presumably, if we pick option 1, Mariner's gonna pick option 2 anyway, so
[X] Sigh loudly and go, "Fuck it, I'm going to transport home, you guys have fun." Then pause at the door and go, "You know what? No, wait, hold on here! this universe is a mirror of ours - but one thing that can't be changed is free will! And look at yourselves! You're sexless, death obsessed, loyalty free scumbags who turn on each other at the drop of a hat - and while that's FUCKING HILARIOUS from my perspective, it's also just...sad! In the world I come from, we have technology more advanced than you can dream of because we work together. We trust each other. We share in our troubles and in our successes, and we're made better for it. That's what the Spockians are fighting for, you know? They're fighting to make this universe a place worth living in - not just as a morality tale for a neighboring universe that spends most of its time making fun of how stupid you all are! Do you know your Emperor, your EMPEROR, came to our universe a hundred years ago! She was the best of you, the highest ranked, the most skilled, the most dangerous, the most feared, and she ended up spending her ENTIRE CAREER in FUCKING REHABILITATION because she pointlessly killed three people! That's all your Emperor ever managed to accomplish in our universe! Not conquest, not glory, not victory, she didn't even manage to help us in a war we were having at the time, ALL SHE DID was getting fucking help and then spent the rest of her life as a gardener! Is that the kind of people you want to fucking be? With your fucking phasers and your stupid betrayals? Huh!? HUH!? ...whatever. Come on, Mariner, lets get the fuck out of here."
Ooh, but 10ebbor10's idea is also good...
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
...And TripleTango's...
Eh, why not, we're here to have fun, right?
[X]"Nobody shoot, you fools! You'll kill us all!"
-[X]Explain frantically that you sabotaged the phaser crystals to explode when fired, Just In Case, but you f'cked up and there's a good chance that so many sabotaged crystals together will start a Resonance Cascade that will disintegrate the bridge and a good portion of the ship.
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
[X]"Nobody shoot, you fools! You'll kill us all!"
-[X]Explain frantically that you sabotaged the phaser crystals to explode when fired, Just In Case, but you f'cked up and there's a good chance that so many sabotaged crystals together will start a Resonance Cascade that will disintegrate the bridge and a good portion of the ship.
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonCobolt on Sep 7, 2023 at 10:58 AM, finished with 29 posts and 24 votes.
[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.
[x] Sigh loudly and go, "Fuck it, I'm going to transport home, you guys have fun." Then pause at the door and go, "You know what? No, wait, hold on here! this universe is a mirror of ours - but one thing that can't be changed is free will! And look at yourselves! You're sexless, death obsessed, loyalty free scumbags who turn on each other at the drop of a hat - and while that's FUCKING HILARIOUS from my perspective, it's also just...sad! In the world I come from, we have technology more advanced than you can dream of because we work together. We trust each other. We share in our troubles and in our successes, and we're made better for it. That's what the Spockians are fighting for, you know? They're fighting to make this universe a place worth living in - not just as a morality tale for a neighboring universe that spends most of its time making fun of how stupid you all are! Do you know your Emperor, your EMPEROR, came to our universe a hundred years ago! She was the best of you, the highest ranked, the most skilled, the most dangerous, the most feared, and she ended up spending her ENTIRE CAREER in FUCKING REHABILITATION because she pointlessly killed three people! That's all your Emperor ever managed to accomplish in our universe! Not conquest, not glory, not victory, she didn't even manage to help us in a war we were having at the time, ALL SHE DID was getting fucking help and then spent the rest of her life as a gardener! Is that the kind of people you want to fucking be? With your fucking phasers and your stupid betrayals? Huh!? HUH!? ...whatever. Come on, Mariner, lets get the fuck out of here."
[X]"Nobody shoot, you fools! You'll kill us all!"
-[X]Explain frantically that you sabotaged the phaser crystals to explode when fired, Just In Case, but you f'cked up and there's a good chance that so many sabotaged crystals together will start a Resonance Cascade that will disintegrate the bridge and a good portion of the ship.
Harry looked around himself...and then he started to laugh. "Hahahaha! Ahhhhhahahah!" he shook his head. "You fools. You utter buffoons. Do you think I, Harry Kim, would not have thought AHEAD!?" He tapped his temple, dramatically. "Every phaser pistol here has been sabotaged - the crystals will burst, if you do anything to them! Anything at all, meaning..."
"Kirk Punch!" Mariner shouted, springing forward and driving both her hands in an overhead smack into the base of Killick's shoulders. The muscular redshirt groaned and fell as D-91, growling, let his pistol drop to the ground and clattered straight towards Janeway. His articulated bladelimbs unfolded like snipping scissors and sent Janeway reeling backwards - blood spurting from her slashed arm.
"Hey!" Phoebe screeched. "She's my sister! I was to kill her!"
As she screamed, Janeway panted on the floor, glaring up at D-91. "You think you're soooo clever, don't you?" she shot a vicious glare at Harry. Then...she rolled away from the followup stab as the others looked down at their pistols, and one by one, started to toss them aside, not willing to risk it.
Janeway reached the front of the bridge and elbowed a wall panel. It fell inwards, revealing two deadly looking, sleek pistols - almost perfect replica's of Vidiian needler guns. Janeway smirked. "I kept the Talaxian needlers!"
"How, we're not even in the delta quadrent!" Harry exclaimed.
"Oooh, good continuity catch," Mariner said, making a fingerguns at him.
"Gimmi!" Phoebe sprinted for her sister. She leaped at her, but Janeway hissed, lifted her legs, and booted her twin sister right in her unprotected belly. Phoebe let out a very unladly like ooof and fell backwards, collapsing onto the ground as the air filled with the sounds of shouts, cries of alarm, and the alert started to blare a specific theme that seemed to be specially chosen for exactly this situation.
As the drums and the horns blared, Gaines sprang forward, laughing. "Little did you know, the time has come for the rise of-" He leaped at Tuvok, clearly planning to take the goatee'd vulcan down. Tuvok stepped aside, grabbed onto Gaines shoulder and shoved him forward into the console. Gaines grunted, his face smashing into the buttons.
The entirety of the ISS Voyager began to tumble. The bridge heeled hard and everyone flung themselves wildly in reaction - stumbling against consoles as the alert got louder and more insistent. The man standing nearest to the console Gaines had smashed into stumbled forward - shouting. "You fool! We're all going to die if we keep up that!" He rushed for the console and seemed faintly shocked that Tuvok simply...allowed him to do it.
As he did so, Brown rushed Mariner, stumbling as the ship continued to rock and heel. She crouched low, grinning at him. "Come on, fuckface, I got a lot of dick punching energy stored up here!"
Brown lifted his fist back - swung at her. She ducked low, came up and punched his stomach, then leaped in time with the spinning of the ship - the momentum hurtling her up so that her knee clocked Brown directly in the jaw. He backflipped, crashed into a console, and then the console exploded in a spray of sparks. Brown tumbled off it, groaning, and hit the deck as more sparks and fire gouted from the console.
"Whoa!" Mariner exclaimed. "They need to replace their EPS-"
"Diiiiiiiiie!"
Cigliuti proved she was still loyal to the captain. As D-91 shambled towards Janeway and her struggling sister, the loyalist Cigliuti sprang onto his back. That turned out to be a mistake. D-91's left limb swept around and the corpse of Cigliuti's weight crashed into his back, sending him pitching to the floor as her head landed right next to Mariner, on the seat.
Yolanda - one of the bridge girls who...honestly, Harry wasn't sure which side she was on. Pheobe's? Maybe? She leaped at Tuvok, shouting. "This is for-"
Tuvok grabbed her neck, and she crashed to the ground next to Gaines, just as unconscious.
"Cigliuti, no!" A tough, burly Asian man rushed towards D-91. "I was going to kill her, you bucket of bolts!" He kicked at D-91's head, jerking aside at the last second as D-91 swung a sword-blade limb at his midsection. The swish of the blade clove air and the CLUNK of foot hitting metal was loud enough to make Harry wince.
Bowery, meanwhile, one of the members of the crew who had supported Phoebe, Harry was sure of it, stumbled towards the fight over the needler. As he did so, the ship completed another huge, spinning arc and instead of getting anywhere near it, he stumbled backwards, hit the wall, and rolled along it, his arms flailing wildly!
Harry frowned and figured, since D-91 was intent on murdering people as fast as possible...he should put down the most dangerous thing on the bridge. And once people realized the phasers were safe, that'd be Tuvok. He aimed at the Vulcan, who pursed his lips, looking faintly annoyed that a phaser was aimed at his chest. "I see, it was a-" Tuvok started. But then the phaser beam struck his chest. He collapsed like a falling tree, landing atop the crew he had nerve pinched.
Mariner, nodding, drew her phaser and aimed it at Janeway, who had gotten the needler gun free. She aimed...and then Phoebe sprang up, grabbing for the gun. "It's mine! It's- urk!" She groaned as Mariner's phaser beam struck her in the small of the back. Janeway chuckled as she shoved her sister's unconscious body off her.
"I, uh, meant to do that!" Mariner said, hurriedly.
"I knew it!" D-91 squealed. His articulated limb snatched up the phaser he had dropped and, not even bothering to stand, he fired at Mariner. Mariner yelped and flung herself aside - the beam scorching past her shoulder. Sparks exploded from the console behind her, which burst with a secondary explosion and a spray of plastic bits and glittering, candylike buttons.
Harry saw that Janeway was aiming at D-91 - and since she had a needler, he dropped behind the nearest chair. Needle rounds whined through the air - thudding into wall, ceiling, floor, console, everywhere but whoever she was aiming at. Janeway cackled as the rounds whipped off, screaming with banshee pleasure. "Die! Diiiiiiiiiiiie!"
"You need to hit something for that to happen!" Harry said, peeking out as he saw Bowery ducking hastily out of the bridge - clearly sick of this shit - even as Trevor managed to get his hands around the controls - and the ISS Voyager righted her spin - the deck settling. With his feet under him, the burly man who had tried to kick the robot made of swords lifted his foot to stomp on D-91's head. D-91, without even turning his head to look, unfolded an arm and impaled the man through the chest. The man clutched at the blade in him, groaned, and dropped to the ground, as dead as his compatriot.
"...like, did they not notice he's made of swords?" Mariner asked.
"Who knows," Harry said, firing his phaser at D-91. To his disgust, his beam hit the corpse on D-91's back...but then his disgust was tripled as, cackling, Janeway leveled her aim and fired three needler rounds into D-91's main chassis. Acid sprayed into D-91, who rolled onto his back, limbs thrashing.
"Noooo! Boiling acid! Arrrrrgh! Uugh! I die! I...die! Cursing...Janeway!"
D-91's back arched and all his spidery limbs thrashed, then he laid still.
Janeway stood, then leveled her pistol at Harry, smirking. "It seems our entire bridge has been cleared of traitors and fools...save for you..." She chuckled. "Any final words, Mr. Kim? I'm afraid this acid will make you far too...SOUPY for my tastes. Haha. AHAHAH. AHHHHAHAHAH!"
Mariner sprang up and fired in the same motion.
Janeway dropped.
"D-91 grazed me, ya psycho," Mariner said, then hissed, rubbing her shoulder. "Ow."
She and Harry both looked at Trevor.
Trevor lifted his hands. "Hey, man, I just work here..." he sounded the most tired of anyone who had ever been tired in his life.
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CURRENT MOMENTUM: 0
CURRENT TRAITS:
Trapped...IN THE EVIL UNIVERSE (Tier 2)
+2 Complication Range
Blocks: Diplomacy, Empathy | Conducts: Intimidation, Violence
What do with Trevor
[ ] "You're captain now, Trevor! Go join the Spockists. We're going home."
[ ] "Hey, Trevor, wanna come with us to a universe that doesn't fucking suck?"
[ ] Write In
What to do with Kim, the evil Harry?
[ ] Leave him to his own devices
[ ] Tell him that the bridge is secure and support his take over (either with or without Trevor.)
[ ] Write In
Keeping it straight! We have the following teams!
Good Guys: Mariner and Harry
Team Spider: D-91 (7/10), Trevor, Brown, Killick,
Team Captain: Janeway, Cigliuti, Tuvok, Oliquan
Team Sister: Phoebe (3/10), Yolanda, Bowery,
Team Gains: Gaines
GOOD GUYS!
Harry does his lie! He gets a 2 and a 9, which is 3 successes, beating the diff of 1, and retaining 2 momentum. He spends it so Mariner can KIRK PUNCH! She gets 3s (3, 5) vs Killick's 3 and 2! Holy shit, Killick! 3s vs 3s, winner goes to the aggressor, so Mariner still hits with 5 damage and prone! Killick is down for the count!
Team Spider
D-91 tosses his phaser aside and goes after Janeway and gets 2s versus her 1s! He hits with 1 momentum. He gets 7 damage and knocks her Prone. Janeway stays in the fight with the Injury "Slashed Arm", which adds +2 to her TN for all melee attacks.
Team Captain
Janeway kirkrolls away without getting up, then rolls a skill check to create the Advantage of "Hidden Weapon Stash", which opens a compartment to reveal two concealed Talaxian needlers!
Team Sister
Phoebe goes for the needlers and tries to knock Janeway over to get at em! Phoebe gets 1s, but Janeway? Even with her TN increase gets 3s! She counter-attacks Phoebe and gets 3 damage - not enough to really damage Phoebe, but she does get an effect and knocks her prone.
Team Gains
It's time for Gaines turn in the sun! He leaps at Tuvok, the lacky! He gets a nat 20 and no successes. Tuvok, meanwhile, got 2 successes and 5 damage. He dodges aside as Gaines falls onto the console and starts the ship wildly spinning, creating the complication Wildly Spinning (Movement now has +1 difficulty.) Then Tuvok nerve pinches him.
Team Spider
Trevor tries to correct for spinning. He succeeds on the movement check with 1 momentum. He'll give the Good Guys +1 momentum to get +1 to his momentum, which he spends to retain ini for Team Spider.
Brown sprints for Mariner! He gets 1s on movement - enough to get at her! - and rolls 1s to attack her! Mariner gets 2s, beating his roll and does NINE FUCKING DAMAGE. Brown is down for the count!
Team Captain!
Cigliuti goes for D-91! She gets 0s while he gets 1s and does 8 damage. Bye bye Cigliuti! However, D-91 DID get a nat 20 - so her corpse falls on him and knocks him prone!
Team Sister
Yolanda goes for Tuvok, leaping over Gaines. She gets a respectable 1s! Tuvok gets 3s and, with one re-roll, does...11 fucking damage. He casually nerve pinches Yolanda down too!
Team Captain!
Oliquan, not showing any signs of being cowed by Cigliuti's death, runs towards the prone bot! He gets 3s while D-91 gets 4s! Now, D-91 is versus diff 2, not diff 1, but that's still a tied amount of momentum - and agressors win! Oliquan does 4 damage (not enough to take D-91 out or injure him.)
Team Sister
Bowery goes for the gun! He gets no successes on movement - the spinning ship trips him right up!
Everyone has acted
TOP OF THE ORDER!
Harry uses his phaser on Tuvok (after setting it to vicious 1), the most dangerous person on the bridge. He gets 3s versus diff 2, which is a hit! He gets 6 damage. Tuvok will take the stun rather than risk being hurt worse. He's down! since he got +1 momentum from Trevor last round, that's enough to maintain momentum.
Mariner aims at Janeway (setting her phaser to vicious 1) and...gets 0s and a nat 20. Meaning she hits Phoebe instead, doing 7 damage. Phoebe takes 2 injuries, so, even if she wanted to resist, she can't! She's KO'd!
Team Spider
D-91 doesn't bother to stand. He just risks using his phaser and blasts at Mariner! He gets 2s - a hit, barely! He gets 4 damage - JUST under a wound! Mariner's okay, singed but all right!
Team Captain
Janeway gets her needler and shoots at D-91! She gets 1s - a miss!
Team Sister
Bowery scrambles to his feet and books it out of the bridge!
Team Spider
Trevor gets 2s - and the ship's spinning is corrected!
Team Captain
Oli tries to kick D-91! He gets 3s! D-91 gets 1s - that's a hit for Oli! He does 1 damage! Sucks to suck, dude!
TOP OF THE ORDER!
Good Guys
Harry phaser's D-91! He gets 2s - a hit since D-91 isn't far enough that being prone helps. He gets a PITIFUL 2 damage! Come on, D-91! MOst of the beam hits Calicuit's body...ew...morbid
Team Spider
D-91 unfolds a limb and impales Oli with a 2s versus his 0s. He does 7 damage. Oli is deader than disco.
Team Captain
Janeway aims. Fires! She gets 2s and gets 8 damage with the Talaxian needler. Acid screams through D-91's body, and he begins to melt to teh ground, dead!
Good Guys
Mariner aims and gets 3s to phaser Janeway and does 6 damage! With no ability to evade the damage now, Janeway is unconcious.
Team Spider
Trevor surrenders. He's sick of this shit.
[ ] "Hey, Trevor, you know who else on the crew would wanna ditch this universe for one that doesn't suck?"
Because why settle for one dude who's sick of this shit when you can have all the dudes and dudettes?
Edit:
Fuck, should we just steal ISS Voyager and her crew?
Edit 2:
[ ] "Hey, Trevor, how many of the crew do you figure would wanna ditch this universe for one that doesn't suck? Because if it's more than a few hundred we're probably going to have to take the ship too."
I mean... can we take the whole ship back with us?
It's mostly crap from a tech perspective, but surely we can get some spare parts from it. Or break it down for replicator mass or some other trek technobabble.
There's potentially three of us (with Trevor), more if he has some friends. Given the levels of competence on display, that should be enough to dump all the actually evil people into various shuttlepods and/or lifepods.
[x] "You're captain now, Trevor! Go join the Spockists. We're going home."
[x] Tell him that the bridge is secure, and he should listen to the new Captain, Trevor.
