STAR TREK: A Long Road (Voyager Fix It Quest)

DragonCobolt · May 8, 2022

The Dragon: Once per episode, at the beginning of combat place an Advantage on the field representing a cunning tactic or strategy devised by Danara Pel.

NAME	USS Voyager	PROF.	MULTIROLE
CLASS	Sovereign Class Heavy Exploration Vessel	CONST	2371
SHIELDS	13/13	RESISTANCE	6	SCALE	6
POWER	13/13	CREW SUPPORT	6	SMALL CRAFT	5

		COMMS	ENGINES	STRUCTURE	COMPUTERS	SENSORS	WEAPONS
BREACHES		0/6	0/6	0/6	0/6	0/6	0/6
		9	11	10	11	9	10
COMMAND	3	12	14	13	14	12	13
CONNING	2	12	14	13	14	12	13
ENGINEERING	2	11	13	12	13	11	12
SECURITY	3	13	15	14	16	13	14
SCIENCE	2	11	13	12	13	11	12
MEDICINE	2	11	13	12	13	11	12

TALENTS	Command Ship: Can give advantages using Command within range to Away Missions or to supporting ships. EMH: Has an EMH! Improved Warp Drive: When going to warp, roll 1cd on an effect, regain the power point. Quantum Torpedoes: Can use Quantum Torpedoes! (60 total) Secondary Reactors: +5 to Power High Resolution Sensors: +1 momentum to out of combat sensor checks.
TRAITS	Federation Starship – A highly sophisticated and advanced vessel, with holodecks, replicators, and similar comforts, primarily designed to handle multiple operations. Highly sensitive and requiring constant maintenance, the vehicle is less rugged than other interstellar craft Maquis Crew - a good chunk of the crew are former Maquis troublemakers. Expect discipline problems and unorthodox plans.
WEAPONS	Phaser Arrays Power Cost: 1-3 \| Range: Medium \| Damage: 9cd [+1 per extra power spent] Can Use Spread: Hit +1 time at ½ damage per effect OR Area: hit +1 ship per effect within close range. Versatile 2: Gain 2 bonus momentum with a successful hit Photon Torpedoes Power Cost: 0 \| Range: Long \| Damage: 6cd High Yield: If it causes 1 breach, it causes +1 breach Quantum Torpedoes Power Cost: 0 \| Range: Long \| Damage: 7cd (Vicious 1 - +1 damage on effects) High Yield: If it causes 1 breach, it causes +1 breach Calibrations: Requires 1 minor action to calibrate Tractor Beam (Strength 5) Power Cost: 0 \| Range: Close \| Damage: None Effect: If successfully established, enemies face a diff 5 check to escape.

CREW COMPLIMENT (Base Stat: 9 | Base Skill: 2)
CO: Captain Katheryn Janeway (Skilled: Command, Science | Weakness: Combat)

SPECIAL ABILITY: "We Can Be Better" - if you succeed on any diplomatic check with Janeway, Get +1 momentum

XO: Commander D-91 (Skilled: Command | Weakness: Socialization)
HELM: Lt. Tom Paris (Skilled: Conn | Weakness: Not Being A Fucking Up)
TACTICAL: Ensign Harry Kimm (Skilled: Gunnery | Weakness: Harry Kim)
SECURITY: Lt. JG Amy Strong (Skilled: Personal Combat | Weakness: Lying)

MAQUIS HEADBREAKER: C'nola (Skilled: Combat, Sneaking and Scheming | Weakness: Emotional Wreck)

SCIENCE: Tuvok (Skilled: Science | Weakness: Emotionless)
COMMS: Lt. Bian T'are (Skilled: Communications | Weakness: Combat)
MEDICAL: The EMH (Skilled: Doctor | Weakness: Kind of a Dick)
ENGINEER: B'lanna Torres (Skilled: Engineering | Weakness: Also a dick)

SECONDARY CHARACTERS
Ensign Steve (Useless Security Goon)
Ensign Becky (plural fighter jock)
Petty Officer Third Class Jessie (Hard working engineer)
Crewman Billingsly (Dude, Billingsly!)
Crewman Chandra (Concerned Crewman)
Bifurcate (bidimensional robot girlfriend of Harry Kim)
Princess Lyan Positron (runaway daughter of magician most foul and girlfriend of Harry Kim)
Soria Flyte (Pegasus girl and girlfriend of Harry Kim)
Mirror Universe Trevor (he's fine!)

NAME	MRSS Val Jean	PROF.	TACOPS
CLASS	Keldon Class Heavy Cruiser	CONST	2370
SHIELDS	12/12	RESISTANCE	5	SCALE	4
POWER	7/7	CREW SUPPORT	4	SMALL CRAFT	3

		COMMS	ENGINES	STRUCTURE	COMPUTERS	SENSORS	WEAPONS
BREACHES		0/4	0/4	0/4	0/4	0/4	0/4
		9	9	9	8	7	10
COMMAND	3	12	12	12	11	10	13
CONNING	2	11	11	11	10	9	12
ENGINEERING	2	11	11	11	10	9	12
SECURITY	3	12	12	12	11	10	13
SCIENCE	1	10	10	10	9	8	11
MEDICINE	2	11	11	11	10	9	12

TALENTS	Electronic Warfare Suite: Whenever making a Jamming or Intercept communications check, can spend 2 momentum to select +1 target (repeatable.) Fast Targeting Systems: No +1 diff for called shots Improved Hull Integrity: +1 Resistance Cloaking Device: Spend 3 power, and make a Control+Engineering + Engines + Security check with a diff of 2. If successful, gain the Cloaked Trait (impossible to detect, cannot attack, shields are down.) It takes a minor action to decloak.
TRAITS	Cardassian Ship – Durable, uncomfortable, close, cramped and cheap. Thinks creature comforts are for other people and technical sophistication is for people who haven't spent decades starving to death. The fact that the starving could have been avoided if the government were less...you know, monstrous doesn't seem to have occurred to that many of them. Okampan Crew – the crew are bright, perky, cheerful, and incredibly psychically powerful. Individually, they're all better than Vulcans, and as a gestalt? Who knows!
WEAPONS	Phaser Arrays Power Cost: 1-3 \| Range: Medium \| Damage: 7-9cd (Spread: Hit +1 time at ½ damage per effect OR Area) Versatile 2: Gain X bonus momentum with a successful hit Disruptor Banks Range: Medium \| Damage: 8-10cd (Vicious 1: Each effect adds +1 damage) Tractor Beam (Strength 3)

CREW COMPLIMENT (Base Stat: 8 | Base Skill: 1)
CO: Lt. Commander Brian Wacoche (Skilled: Commando Tactics | Weakness: Independent)
TACTICAL: Seska (Skilled: Being Seska | Weakness: Everything Else)
CONN: R'lash skilled: Piloting | Weakness: Romulan Fuckup)
ESPIONAGE: Kes (Skilled: Commando Tactics | Weakness: Naive)

Crewman Stadi - Age 23, Betazoid, born Beta Colony-5 to Zani and Talwyn of the House of Riis, survived by her sisters Tari and Batri.
R'mor - age 182, Vulcan, burn on Romulus to R'tan and Leslali, survived by his twelve nieces and nephews across the Empire

Shadowhisker · Sep 4, 2023

[X] Fuck around with the computers to fake an attack as further distraction

i love this quest

Draz · Sep 4, 2023

[X] They find breathers, then Harry can come out and distract them with his succulent body while Mariner fiddles with the atmosphere controls to flood the bridge with knock out gas.

I loved "that's why we read all the logs". Great quest!

Eater · Sep 4, 2023

[x] They find breathers, then Harry can come out and distract them with his succulent body while Mariner fiddles with the atmosphere controls to flood the bridge with knock out gas.

This option had me at 'succulent'

QueenPally · Sep 4, 2023

[X] Fuck around with the computers to fake an attack as further distraction

Model DC.14F · Sep 4, 2023

[X] They find breathers, then Harry can come out and distract them with his succulent body while Mariner fiddles with the atmosphere controls to flood the bridge with knock out gas.

Harry trying to distract the bridge crew with his body would be an amazing time for Harry's GFs to manage to figure out travel to the Evil Universe.

Coshiua · Sep 4, 2023

[X] They find breathers, then Harry can come out and distract them with his succulent body while Mariner fiddles with the atmosphere controls to flood the bridge with knock out gas.

Rivenscryr · Sep 4, 2023

[X] They find breathers, then Harry can come out and distract them with his succulent body while Mariner fiddles with the atmosphere controls to flood the bridge with knock out gas.

Spart117MC · Sep 5, 2023

DragonCobolt said:
Author's Note: Sorry for the delay! I posted a story and got scared everyone would yell at me and then hit me with sticks, which made me too scared to write on SV. Because I have a normal brain!

That's understandable, I too fear becoming Harry Kim.

Eater said:
This option had me at 'succulent'

Ditto.

[X] They find breathers, then Harry can come out and distract them with his succulent body while Mariner fiddles with the atmosphere controls to flood the bridge with knock out gas.

Reese · Sep 5, 2023

As someone who also has a completely normal brain which never ever tries to catastrophize minor or nonexistent social hiccups, no worries.

DragonCobolt said:
If you were in one of those cabins back on your Voyager, what were your chances of just, waking up to some gay sex, even behind a privacy shield?

[remembers what they've seen of the sort of sleeping area Mariner had on the main(?) Lower Decks ship]
...Speaking from experience?
Except I don't remember those quarters being sex-segregated.

"Youuu should eat Harry..." D-91 gurgled.

Hah!

So, hm. With the single-purpose consoles, Mariner'd have to get to the atmosphere controls first -- and the bridge atmosphere controls are presumably fairly well secured to prevent a whole bunch of promotions to bridge officer happening at once.

Phasering people... we have surprise, yes, but they have a knife spider robot, and Evil Phoebe probably isn't wearing those phasers just for show. Hm. But we could shoot her first -- checking back, that was indeed the plan...

...It does sound like they've talked about eating Harry before... hm. Buuut then they might well be actively looking for Harry to try something, and since we currently have not one but two Harry's who are in fact trying somethings and who we don't want to get caught, not that one, I think.

The last one, hm. Might be easier than getting to the atmosphere controls...

I'll look at some comments before deciding, I think.

...Hm. Why not both?
[X] They find breathers, then Harry can come out and distract them with his succulent body while Mariner fiddles with the atmosphere controls to flood the bridge with knock out gas.
[X] Fuck around with the computers to fake an attack as further distraction
[X] Have Mariner go for whichever of those forms of sabotage is easier while Harry provides the distraction, to boost chances of getting at least one of them.
[X] Maybe Harry can be talking about selling them all out to the vegetarian Klingons or something?

shepsquared · Sep 5, 2023

[X] They find breathers, then Harry can come out and distract them with his succulent body while Mariner fiddles with the atmosphere controls to flood the bridge with knock out gas.

DragonCobolt · Sep 5, 2023

Adhoc vote count started by DragonCobolt on Sep 5, 2023 at 12:06 PM, finished with 12 posts and 12 votes.

8 people have voted
[X] They find breathers, then Harry can come out and distract them with his succulent body while Mariner fiddles with the atmosphere controls to flood the bridge with knock out gas.
- Draz
- Eater
- Model DC.14F
- Coshiua
- Rivenscryr
- Spart117MC
- shepsquared
- Reese
5 people have voted
[X] Fuck around with the computers to fake an attack as further distraction
- KRISF
- DracoDracul
- Shadowhisker
- QueenPally
- Reese
1 people have voted
[X] Have Mariner go for whichever of those forms of sabotage is easier while Harry provides the distraction, to boost chances of getting at least one of them.
- Reese
1 people have voted
[X] Maybe Harry can be talking about selling them all out to the vegetarian Klingons or something?
- Reese

All right!

Lets roll THREE times!

You gotta roll 3d20, diff 0 to find the Breather. It takes 3 rounds, normally, but -1 round per momentum you get.

Next, you gotta roll 2d20 for harry, then 2d20 for mariner for the two halves of their plans!

Shadowhisker · Sep 5, 2023

rolling once

EDIT: dammit

Draz · Sep 5, 2023

Rolling

DragonCobolt · Sep 5, 2023

Wakka wakka!

DragonCobolt · Sep 5, 2023

"Okay..." Harry whispered. "These guys have to have some kind of counter-boarding protocol. You just need to activate it."

"Like a gas?" Mariner asked. "We need breathers first. And I'll need a distraction."

"...I'll handle that," Harry sighed as the evil laughter continued apace. The two of them crouch shuffled left and right, checking compartments as other bridge officers began to chuckle nervously - then started to join in with the two Janeways and D91's laughter. But the instant the first ensign let out his first nervous 'buahahaha', Captain Janeway sprang to her feet.

"SILENCE!" she shouted, pointing her pointed finger at the ensign. "Three hours in the agony booth!"

Mariner stuck her head up and caught Harry's glance from the side of the bridge she had reached - holding up a breather she had found in a compartment. Harry gave her a thumbs up, then opened the compartment he was checking. Three knives and a tribble came rolling out - and there was a breather behind them! He snatched it, then tucked it into his tunic, then stood, sighing slightly. Time for the distraction.

"Ah, the delectable Harry Kim," Captain Janeway crooned as Harry stepped forward. "Your spine's looking straighter than usual..."

"Well, uh...I have been working on my delts and quads," Harry said, not sure if those were even the right muscles. "Wow, uh...look at how, uh..." He grabbed onto his shirt, tugging it off and throwing it behind himself as he did so. "Look at how delicious my shoulders and back muscles are, I know, right?" He turned around, showing the two Janeways his body as he blushed, hard.

Like any boy, he enjoyed people thinking he was sexy. But being seen as a literal piece of meat by these people was a whole other thing entirely.

"Very...good, Mr. Kim..." Captain Janeway said, licking her lips slowly as Phoebe Janeway stood and walked up beside Harry. Her black gloved fingers slid along his shoulders and she crooned softly.

"I think you could use a little spice..." She murmured, then Harry felt something warm dribble along his neck. He craned his head, then started.

"Is that Andorian BBQ sauce!?" Harry exclaimed.

"Mmm, silence," Phoebe purred. "You'll enjoy being eaten. It's the next best thing to having sex. I'm told."

"You're told!?" Harry exclaimed. He realized that he was beginning to freak out, but...fuck it! Mariner was going to gas everyone in just a few seconds. He figured he might as well go all in on the distraction. He spun around, then looked around the whole bridge. "Has ANYONE on this ship ACTUALLY had sex? Because, I assure you, being eaten alive by my psychotic captain is not the same thing as having sex!" He glared around himself as everyone glared back at him. Captain Janeway scowled and stood up.

"You forget yourself, Ensign," she said. "You have one duty and that duty is to die for my amusement."

"Well, funny thing...about...that!" Harry said, then glanced over. He saw that Mariner was at a console, next to an unconscious ensign. She gave him a thumbs up. "I think you'll find the only duty you have is to...being unconscious!" He scrabbled the breather out and slapped it against his face as Mariner did the same - and then she pushed a button.

Several vents clacked open at the same time. The computer spoke. "Engaging counter-boarding protocols, releasing Nyloxian Gas into the bridge."

The bridge crew gasped. Janeway clenched her fist. "Damn you!" She exclaimed.

Everyone waited.

Nothing happened.

"...uh..." Mariner pushed the button again.

"Engaging counter-boarding protocols, releasing-" The computer started. Everyone ignored it.

"Where's the Nyloxian?" Harry asked, frowning.

"You traitorous fool!" Janeway said, scowling at him and drawing her phaser. "If you choose to stab me in the face, have at least the skill to have a knife in your hand!"

"No, wait, wait, seriously, where's the Nyloxian? I didn't take it out!" Harry said. "Someone else must have done that."

"It's true...but the only person who even knew we had Nyloxian was..." Janeway said, then frowned - and then spun around, aiming her phaser at D-91, who had sprang to his spidery feet and drawn his phaser with an articulated set of tiny limbs, grasping the handle and barrel with all the tiny didgets.

"I would have gotten away with it too!" D-91 squealed. "You'd have been butchered by the Spockian boarding party while I, the humble android would be unable to stop them...and when the Spockians turned on me, I would reveal to them that I had betrayed you and they would trust little old android D-91!"

"Dude, you're not an android," Mariner called out from the sidelines. "Androids are anthroform, you're an arachdroid."

"Silence!" D-91 exclaimed.

Janeway scowled and shouted. "Silence! I agree with Bucket, no matter how treasonous she is!"

"Bucket!?" Mariner exclaimed. "My name's Beckett."

"Silence!" D-91 and Janeway said at the same time.

Harry shook his head - then started as the screen behind him flicked on and the face of none other than...some guy...appeared on it. He scowled as he peered into the bridge, shouting. "Harry Kim and Beckett Mariner are both traitors, my captain! They seek to usurp you for their own ends!"

"Yes, we know," Janeway said - while Phoebe, Harry noticed, had drawn her phaser and was aiming it vaguely in his direction, though she was eying her sister speculatively. Harry also noticed that Tuvok had come onto the bridge and was regarding everything here with a sour expression. Mirror universe or not, Tuvok was Tuvok, and that meant he was annoyed by disorder and strife. And since everyone seemed to be ready to aim guns at everyone else, there was a LOT of disorder going on.

"Well, I..." the guy on the screen said. "Damn it! I was going to destroy my nemesis..."

"I don't even know who you are!" Harry exclaimed.

"He's the guy we beat up in the phaser bank control room," Mariner said.

"I am Gillian T. Browning, and I will have my vengeance!" The guy on the screen. "Even if I have to gas the entire bridge to do it!"

"Really, Gil? Read the room," Mariner muttered.

"Silence!" Janeway shouted. "D-91, you have one chance to avoid the most agonizing death you can imagine: Surrender immediately..."

"Hah, as if I'll ever believe that," D-91 said, backing up slightly. "Ensigns Trevor, Brown, and Cigliuti...show the Captain where your true loyalties lie."

"Yes sir!" A tall brown haired man said, grinning and drawing his phaser, aiming it at Janeway. Next to him, a blond man did the same. But the third, a dusky skinned woman, smirked...and drew her phaser, aiming it at D-91.

"I was working for the captain the whole time," she purred.

"Cigliuti, how could you!?" Ensign Brown hissed.

Harry shook his head slowly as Janeway smirked, but then Pheobe purred. "Ensigns Yolanda, Bowery, and Gaines...NOW is the TIME!"

Three more ensigns drew phasers - aiming them at D-91 AND Janeway, as Phoebe turned her phaser on her own sister.

"Oh so this is how it is?" Janeway hissed, before drawing a second phaser she had hidden behind her back, aiming it at D-91 and Janeway.

Mariner and Harry's eyes met.

Though neither had telepathy, both could hear, quite clearly.

Well. That's why their tech's still in the dark ages.

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CURRENT MOMENTUM: 0
CURRENT TRAITS

Trapped...IN THE EVIL UNIVERSE (Tier 2)
+2 Complication Range
Blocks: Diplomacy, Empathy | Conducts: Intimidation, Violence

We Got a Tellerite Standoff...only we ain't got no Tellerites...

+2 threat per round

Blocks: Stealth

[ ] Sigh loudly and go, "Fuck it, I'm going to transport home, you guys have fun." Then pause at the door and go, "You know what? No, wait, hold on here! this universe is a mirror of ours - but one thing that can't be changed is free will! And look at yourselves! You're sexless, death obsessed, loyalty free scumbags who turn on each other at the drop of a hat - and while that's FUCKING HILARIOUS from my perspective, it's also just...sad! In the world I come from, we have technology more advanced than you can dream of because we work together. We trust each other. We share in our troubles and in our successes, and we're made better for it. That's what the Spockians are fighting for, you know? They're fighting to make this universe a place worth living in - not just as a morality tale for a neighboring universe that spends most of its time making fun of how stupid you all are! Do you know your Emperor, your EMPEROR, came to our universe a hundred years ago! She was the best of you, the highest ranked, the most skilled, the most dangerous, the most feared, and she ended up spending her ENTIRE CAREER in FUCKING REHABILITATION because she pointlessly killed three people! That's all your Emperor ever managed to accomplish in our universe! Not conquest, not glory, not victory, she didn't even manage to help us in a war we were having at the time, ALL SHE DID was getting fucking help and then spent the rest of her life as a gardener! Is that the kind of people you want to fucking be? With your fucking phasers and your stupid betrayals? Huh!? HUH!? ...whatever. Come on, Mariner, lets get the fuck out of here."
[ ] Start the firefight by pointing at a random person and shouting, "he's got a gun!" then ducking.
[ ] Write In

Shadowhisker · Sep 5, 2023

[X] Start the firefight by pointing at a random person and shouting, "he's got a gun!" then ducking.

They've probably heard The Speech a hundred times already.

Torgamous · Sep 5, 2023

Presumably, if we pick option 1, Mariner's gonna pick option 2 anyway, so

[x] Sigh loudly and go, "Fuck it, I'm going to transport home, you guys have fun." Then pause at the door and go, "You know what? No, wait, hold on here! this universe is a mirror of ours - but one thing that can't be changed is free will! And look at yourselves! You're sexless, death obsessed, loyalty free scumbags who turn on each other at the drop of a hat - and while that's FUCKING HILARIOUS from my perspective, it's also just...sad! In the world I come from, we have technology more advanced than you can dream of because we work together. We trust each other. We share in our troubles and in our successes, and we're made better for it. That's what the Spockians are fighting for, you know? They're fighting to make this universe a place worth living in - not just as a morality tale for a neighboring universe that spends most of its time making fun of how stupid you all are! Do you know your Emperor, your EMPEROR, came to our universe a hundred years ago! She was the best of you, the highest ranked, the most skilled, the most dangerous, the most feared, and she ended up spending her ENTIRE CAREER in FUCKING REHABILITATION because she pointlessly killed three people! That's all your Emperor ever managed to accomplish in our universe! Not conquest, not glory, not victory, she didn't even manage to help us in a war we were having at the time, ALL SHE DID was getting fucking help and then spent the rest of her life as a gardener! Is that the kind of people you want to fucking be? With your fucking phasers and your stupid betrayals? Huh!? HUH!? ...whatever. Come on, Mariner, lets get the fuck out of here."

DracoDracul · Sep 5, 2023

[X] Start the firefight by pointing at a random person and shouting, "he's got a gun!" then ducking.

QueenPally · Sep 5, 2023

[X] Start the firefight by pointing at a random person and shouting, "he's got a gun!" then ducking.

ThatGazzer · Sep 5, 2023

[X] Sigh loudly and go, "Fuck it, I'm going to transport home, you guys have fun." Then pause at the door and go, "You know what? No, wait, hold on here! this universe is a mirror of ours - but one thing that can't be changed is free will! And look at yourselves! You're sexless, death obsessed, loyalty free scumbags who turn on each other at the drop of a hat - and while that's FUCKING HILARIOUS from my perspective, it's also just...sad! In the world I come from, we have technology more advanced than you can dream of because we work together. We trust each other. We share in our troubles and in our successes, and we're made better for it. That's what the Spockians are fighting for, you know? They're fighting to make this universe a place worth living in - not just as a morality tale for a neighboring universe that spends most of its time making fun of how stupid you all are! Do you know your Emperor, your EMPEROR, came to our universe a hundred years ago! She was the best of you, the highest ranked, the most skilled, the most dangerous, the most feared, and she ended up spending her ENTIRE CAREER in FUCKING REHABILITATION because she pointlessly killed three people! That's all your Emperor ever managed to accomplish in our universe! Not conquest, not glory, not victory, she didn't even manage to help us in a war we were having at the time, ALL SHE DID was getting fucking help and then spent the rest of her life as a gardener! Is that the kind of people you want to fucking be? With your fucking phasers and your stupid betrayals? Huh!? HUH!? ...whatever. Come on, Mariner, lets get the fuck out of here."

Star Trek Monologue, Star Trek Monologue!

Zampano · Sep 5, 2023

[X] Start the firefight by pointing at a random person and shouting, "he's got a gun!" then ducking.

Eater · Sep 5, 2023

I wonder where evil Kim is during all this?

Coshiua · Sep 5, 2023

[X] Sigh loudly and go, "Fuck it, I'm going to transport home, you guys have fun." Then pause at the door and go, "You know what? No, wait, hold on here! this universe is a mirror of ours - but one thing that can't be changed is free will! And look at yourselves! You're sexless, death obsessed, loyalty free scumbags who turn on each other at the drop of a hat - and while that's FUCKING HILARIOUS from my perspective, it's also just...sad! In the world I come from, we have technology more advanced than you can dream of because we work together. We trust each other. We share in our troubles and in our successes, and we're made better for it. That's what the Spockians are fighting for, you know? They're fighting to make this universe a place worth living in - not just as a morality tale for a neighboring universe that spends most of its time making fun of how stupid you all are! Do you know your Emperor, your EMPEROR, came to our universe a hundred years ago! She was the best of you, the highest ranked, the most skilled, the most dangerous, the most feared, and she ended up spending her ENTIRE CAREER in FUCKING REHABILITATION because she pointlessly killed three people! That's all your Emperor ever managed to accomplish in our universe! Not conquest, not glory, not victory, she didn't even manage to help us in a war we were having at the time, ALL SHE DID was getting fucking help and then spent the rest of her life as a gardener! Is that the kind of people you want to fucking be? With your fucking phasers and your stupid betrayals? Huh!? HUH!? ...whatever. Come on, Mariner, lets get the fuck out of here."

If it works, it works. If not, it'll be funny.

Hot co co · Sep 5, 2023

[X] Sigh loudly and go, "Fuck it, I'm going to transport home, you guys have fun." Then pause at the door and go, "You know what? No, wait, hold on here! this universe is a mirror of ours - but one thing that can't be changed is free will! And look at yourselves! You're sexless, death obsessed, loyalty free scumbags who turn on each other at the drop of a hat - and while that's FUCKING HILARIOUS from my perspective, it's also just...sad! In the world I come from, we have technology more advanced than you can dream of because we work together. We trust each other. We share in our troubles and in our successes, and we're made better for it. That's what the Spockians are fighting for, you know? They're fighting to make this universe a place worth living in - not just as a morality tale for a neighboring universe that spends most of its time making fun of how stupid you all are! Do you know your Emperor, your EMPEROR, came to our universe a hundred years ago! She was the best of you, the highest ranked, the most skilled, the most dangerous, the most feared, and she ended up spending her ENTIRE CAREER in FUCKING REHABILITATION because she pointlessly killed three people! That's all your Emperor ever managed to accomplish in our universe! Not conquest, not glory, not victory, she didn't even manage to help us in a war we were having at the time, ALL SHE DID was getting fucking help and then spent the rest of her life as a gardener! Is that the kind of people you want to fucking be? With your fucking phasers and your stupid betrayals? Huh!? HUH!? ...whatever. Come on, Mariner, lets get the fuck out of here."

10ebbor10 · Sep 5, 2023

[X] Announce, loudly, that you sabotaged the phaser crystals, and take out the nearest officer with a Kirk style doubled handed overhead punch. Hopefully they won't check, or someone did the sabotage for you.

Gunfights boring, fight choreography good.

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