Space Ninja Summer Camp ( Warframe/Worm )

What I find hilarious is that Battery honestly thinks that Hookwolf could so much as tickle Valkyr.
Honestly? I want to see Tayno break out her Mag Prime when fighting the psychopath nazi. Body made of metal? Excellent. And, you know, knock out the electricity in half the city with a Polarize.

Also? Fuck the unwritten rules. In fact, fuck the PRTs written rules. Both exist for the sole purpose of keeping capes above the law and any form of consequences at the expense of everyone else, uncaring of the bodycount, just to the PRT can keep acting like it actually matters (read: Keep Cauldron in power.)

Take the kid gloves of Tenno soon, the fuckers need to know their time in the sun is over.
 
Last edited:
Yeah, that. A previous poster explained it with more detail, but that is what it distills down too. Amy is not in a good place and has a hero complex thanks to mommy and sister issues.




The Coil simulation errors, but there are some good replies and the Omake that explain it better.

Yeah, I'm losing out on the Endgame Fashion Frame, but in my defense, I like the colors and the screenshot lost some definition and/or color? It looks better in game. Honest!

I try to be nice to the (rare and you know you wanna play *poke *poke) non-Warframe playing readers and now the Warframe vets know how badly I'm losing the Fashion Frame fight. :(
Thank you for being nice to me, even if i am an endangered non-player.
 
it will take a long time for the tenno to appear and initiates unbridled violence.

I was wondering if there will be a conflict between Danny and the Tenno.
 
I was wondering if there will be a conflict between Danny and the Tenno.
I doubt it. He's Taylor's beloved father, after all. She's probably told her clan all about him. I actually expect Danny to immediately like them, once he finds out they're the ones that took in his daughter, kept her safe, taught her how to survive, and brought her into their large and extended family despite being completely foreign to them.

Hell, given everything that's gone on since Taylor left Origin, her clan may want to make him Spacedad.

That does make me wonder. Sleethr, Taylor is, effectively, an artificial Tenno. The only Tenno not born from the Zariman and created by the Orokin. Are they any among the Tenno that think Tyalor is "fake" since she's not from the Ten-0, and look down on her for it?
 
That does make me wonder. Sleethr, Taylor is, effectively, an artificial Tenno. The only Tenno not born from the Zariman and created by the Orokin. Are they any among the Tenno that think Tyalor is "fake" since she's not from the Ten-0, and look down on her for it?

I doubt they will look down on Taylor since mind whammy and memory wiping. If anything, they see her as distant relative.
 
I doubt it. He's Taylor's beloved father, after all. She's probably told her clan all about him. I actually expect Danny to immediately like them, once he finds out they're the ones that took in his daughter, kept her safe, taught her how to survive, and brought her into their large and extended family despite being completely foreign to them.

Hell, given everything that's gone on since Taylor left Origin, her clan may want to make him Spacedad.

That does make me wonder. Sleethr, Taylor is, effectively, an artificial Tenno. The only Tenno not born from the Zariman and created by the Orokin. Are they any among the Tenno that think Tyalor is "fake" since she's not from the Ten-0, and look down on her for it?
Teshin already has that title.

I also can not see Danny as the father of all the tenno.

I can see some Tenno who think Taylor is a little strange by her standards, but I do not see them scorning her for not being born like the others.
 
I know it's been mentioned a few times already, but I am massively looking forward to people realizing that Taylor is only one Tenno out of hundreds (at absolute minimum depending on lore). And the looks on their faces when it sinks in that Taylor is the only one who bothers holding back. Just four Tenno could depopulate Ellisburg in minutes.
While they could, a Tenno Cell\Squad would see Ellisburg as a relaxing vacation and is more likely to spend an hour or so fucking about and amusing themselves by screwing with Nilbog rather than just scything through the town entirely. Opportunities to unwind with such entertainment are few and far between in the Origin System, so I'd expect them to milk it for all it is worth. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they end up actually leaving Nilbog alive so they can come back next week and do it all again.

'Wheee, imma riding this goblin all the way to the wall!' *Incoherent angry monster noises* 'No! Bad surfboard! Go that way!' *Smack* *Incoherent screaming monster noises*

I can see some Tenno who think Taylor is a little strange by her standards, but I do not see them scorning her for not being born like the others.
Yeah, there might have been a few who looked down on her at first, but Taylor has proven herself to be a true Tenno by this point and the Tenno don't have time for pointless bigotry when there are Grineer, Infested and Corpus to kill.

this was a long time ago, the Tenno are now responsible adults who provides their services to society.
While this is true, it should be noted that the Tenno may not necessarily use the same definition for the term 'responsible' that other people do.

The Tenno ran out of fucks to give a long time ago, and never saw any real reason to go find some more.
 
Last edited:
which character do you think could get a favor from a Tenno.

the Tenno will feel strangers when they realize that they will have to reduce numbers of murders.

it's good that Taylor leaves Nilbog alive she'll need him to distract her brothers.
 
I want to see Danny feel uncomfortable knowing that his daughter killed a person and acts like this was normal.

Under the circumstances? It was perfectly normal. I'd have reacted the same way when I was 20.

And yet, when I was 20, a friend of mine, the most gentle person you could imagine (thus he got the ironic name of 'big black scary mike', and if you attended UNO at the right time a quarter-century or so ago you know who I'm talking about) happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and got killed when some idiot couldn't point in the right vague direction in a drive-by shooting, and it nearly broke me.

There's a big difference between someone who deserved to die because they were trying to kill others, and someone who did nothing.

I can't imagine Danny getting confused about that.
 
There's a big difference between someone who deserved to die because they were trying to kill others, and someone who did nothing.

I can't imagine Danny getting confused about that.

There's also a big difference between somebody who deserves to die and your fifteen year old daughter who you remember as a sad tweenage girl grieving her mother and before that a carefree child being the one casually doing it. I can imagine Danny reacting because of that.
 
I've been pretty partial to Mirage and Wisp recently. Mirage because she's surprisingly tanky when she wants to be, and Wisp because one should always PRAISE THE SUN!

I tend to use mag a lot, mostly because I have a very nice Gram Prime all kited out with Royal Temo, Condition overload and what not, so I painted my mag yellow and black and use the pull to make the other guys meet Gram (with the obligatory "get over hear")
 
Sorry, no Wisp here. Just check Taylor's Warframe list in the first page.
For the record, the frames NOT on the list are...

Atlas - The titan of rock monsters, rock walls, petrification, and furious punching.
Baruuk - The pacifist. No, really, he's all about non-lethal options. One of these guys has to come through after Taylor, just for the lolz.
Chroma - Basically Lung in Warframe, if Lung could also switch between using electricity, poison, and ice in addition to his fire.
Excalibur - Who the hell doesn't have an Excalibur? We get one of these for free after one of the newer quests, you know. He's all about sword, sword, sword, sword, sword...flashbang...sword. That's him.
Garuda - Don't know much about this one. Something something Vlad the Impaler? Blood everywhere? Blood bombs? Blood bombs.
Hildryn - Warframe with super shields, and abilities that run off those shields, including wrist mounted rocket launchers, helicopter mode, and 'all your armor and shields are mine now'.
Khora - Whips, chains, and animal buddies. I don't know much about this one either.
Nidus - An infested warframe. Pit it against one guy and it's merely strong. Pit it against an army and it becomes an unstoppable engine of destruction and death that could facetank an endbringer. Also tentacles.
Revenant - I dunno much about this one, just that he shoots lasers EVERYWHERE. And something about attacking him causes automatic counterattacks?
Volt - Electro, the warframe. I dunno why Taylor doesn't have this one, every clan ever has the blueprints to make one.
Wisp - Places dispensers, turns invisible every time she jumps, and opens a portal to the fucking sun. Neat.
Wukong - It says something that the warframe with the ability to be immortal is widely considered the worst frame.

And that's it. Whatever Talyor's options are, those aren't on the table.
 
Last edited:
Garuda - Don't know much about this one.

Every warframe has a theme. Garuda's theme is gore. Goreframe. Also has some amazing haughty dance diva poses.

Hildryn - Warframe with super shields

Also redonkulously swole. Her thighs can protect you.

Khora - Whips, chains, and animal buddies. I don't know much about this one either.

Basically BDSM cat lady.
 
Khora is the 'leather and whips' dominatrix Frame, she also has a unqiue kitty called Venari who likes to chew on people, but does not do the parkour.

Revenant is made out of post-processing effects and lasers, he turns enemies into minions ('Thralls') with Sentient energy which then explode into pillars of bloom on death, hurting everyone stupid enough to be in the vicinity. If you shoot him, you get stunned by lasers and he can thrall you for free! When he's really angry he spins around like a demented disco ball and does a Legend impersonation, lasering the shit out of everything with smart lasers that change damage type depending on what they hit for maximum ouchness.

Wisp PRAISES THE SUN! Because even in Warframe the Sun is srs bsns.
 
Last edited:
Considering the nature of the spores, and how closely packed civilians are in most cities, Saryn alone would give Piggot a heart attack, on account of basically having the 'erase all life in this entire city' button.

The first spore would melt the victim instantly if the Artax's 1-shot kill is any indication, and then spread the spores to everyone in a 45 meter radius (because every Saryn worth thier salt mods for max range), who would then instantly melt and spread it out a further 45 meters. Repeat until it runs out of bodies. In a city, if the Saryn was indiscriminate about spreading spores this would basically cascade out of control from the instant the first spore is cast and wipe out the entire population of the city about as efficiently as a nuclear bomb.

If the spores can hitch onto animals, upgrade from city buster to literal apocalypse tier. They can already infect robots, so it wouldn't be that hard, even.

Warframes are such bullshit.
 
Last edited:
I cautioned Sleethr about Taylor deploying Saryn anywhere outside Ellisburg or against Bonesaw. That frame and Nidus would draw the whole triumvirate down, for all the good it'd do.
 
Considering the nature of the spores, and how closely packed civilians are in most cities, Saryn alone would give Piggot a heart attack, on account of basically having the 'erase all life in this entire city' button.

The first spore would melt the victim instantly if the Artax's 1-shot kill is any indication, and then spread the spores to everyone in a 45 meter radius (because every Saryn worth thier salt mods for max range), who would then instantly melt and spread it out a further 45 meters. Repeat until it runs out of bodies. In a city, if the Saryn was indiscriminate about spreading spores this would basically cascade out of control from the instant the first spore is cast and wipe out the entire population of the city about as efficiently as a nuclear bomb.

If the spores can hitch onto animals, upgrade from city buster to literal apocalypse tier. They can already infect robots, so it wouldn't be that hard, even.

Warframes are such bullshit.

Do keep in mind some sort of IFF is going on with the spores, so that would only happen if the Saryn driver wanted it to happen
 
Back
Top