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UltimateGrr said:
Makes it harder for Nekros to Desecrate the body for extra drops.
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Tigris Prime, Kohm and Drakgoon specced for multishot and slashing. Shove space!hell bullshit in there while you're at it.

Grab a few Limbos and stack as many shots as you can fit into a Cataclysm/Stasis combo.

Snap fingers.

Profit as Golden Idiot confetti rains from the sky.

After all, the more pieces, the more desecration loot.
 
Ok what was that button that Dragon just pushed? Its making me awfully curious.
Also because of Saint's mispronounciation of Taylors name everybody chases wrong leads
 
Need_More_Frames said:
Ok what was that button that Dragon just pushed? Its making me awfully curious.
Also because of Saint's mispronounciation of Taylors name everybody chases wrong leads
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Ummm, would you believe it was for the ECS?

No?

How about the pitot-static system?

I just looked up the controls for an F-16 and those two were the first ones that kinda-maybe sounded reasonable. :)
 
UltimateGrr said:
"We have to kill it," says Lan, his voice hard. The clan turns to look at him and but he stands strong under their collective scrutiny. "If it blows up the Earth, I won't be able to finish my Arcane sets!"

"By the Void, he's right. It needs to die."

"And I still need to finish grinding out all the Zaws!" added another Tenno.

"And I still need to catch more Norg!"

"And where will we get kubrow eggs?!"

The room goes silent again, as the true scale of what was at stake truly became clear.

"We're going to kill it
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Forget the grindfest bullshit. That fucking thing is going to kill Nakak!

Get your SERIOUS BUSINESS loadout (yeah, I know you have one)

We're going hunting, Tenno.
 
Sleethr said:
Funny or slightly ironic bit of data on the HERBERT vs. HEBERT last name. There are more HEBERT's in NA than HERBERTS. About 10k more and only 6 Taylor Heberts vs. 9 Taylor Herberts. Well, according to the interwebs results that did not match on Wildbow's Taylor.
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That doesn't make sense. I misread it and thought the issue was them being so sure Tenno was an experienced adult they didn't even bother looking at the 10-20 years age bracket, which I really liked but I was going to point out you had too few names because there's no way Dragon or Narwhel would fail to look at all the various alternate spellings and similar sounding names which increases the number of results to ~20.

The spelling mistake doesn't work because Saint wouldn't be speaking clearly and they'd know he might be wrong so they'd look for similar sounding names as well and alternate spellings.

Good thing they know Tenno is female though - without that they'd have had to also look at variations like Herbert Taylor (676 people in the US with that name). numbers based on results from How Many of Me

I really liked your view of Contessa.

EDIT:One thing about your comment regarding unwritten rules - There's no unwritten rule about not using lethal force when someone is trying to kill you. Lisa included not killing in the unwritten rules, but that's an agreement that both sides won't do that. As soon as one side decides they are going for lethal force that would go out the window. Not that the PRT would automatically start using lethal force on someone trying to kill them, but that's an issue of PR and large organizations often hampering themselvs due to the disconnect between the grunts at the pointy end and the decision makers.

Ridli Scott said:
Apart of the name confusion, I'm sure that Taylor, even if they didn't found the body, may have been declared dead.
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Nope. Unless someone has a personal interest and a lot of money and lawyers involved a person needs to be missing for at least 7 years before anyone would consider declaring them dead. "teenager with problems at home disappears" is the sort of case where the person can pop up 20 years later.

Userid70 said:
Skill. When you have a single person that can ghost into a heavily patrolled base and capture everyone it shows a level of skill that a younger person would not have.

Also Father and Mother are 2 common code names so saying ether or a version of them makes them think it is just a code name when they think you have a level of skill. As for why they are common it is that seeing them in a contact list or overhearing them never raises a red flag in most people.
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For that matter you have people in their 40s working for their parents (like all the "Smith and sons" or similar shops). I doubt Dragon assumes it's a codeword, she doesn't have the background to jump to that conclusion (Narwhel might if Dragon told her about it) but "she's working with her father" doesn't narrow the age range much, although might allow them to exclude people whose father is dead or otherwise not able to work with them.

Taohaka said:
Um, have you seen the rack on Mirage? No way that's a teenager! I'd give her 24-30 years
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I haven't seen Mirage, however there are some very well developed teenagers. There are people who can pass for 20 at age 15, and I know a lady who got mistaken for a highschool student when she took her younger daughter to her first day of school
 
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While I do like this story, I know absolutely nothing about Warframe and wikis tend to not stick with me...With that in mind does anybody know of any great Let's Plays where they explore all Warframe has to offer in terms of lore and gameplay?
 
TheUnicorn said:
That doesn't make sense. I misread it and thought the issue was them being so sure Tenno was an experienced adult they didn't even bother looking at the 10-20 years age bracket, which I really liked but I was going to point out you had too few names because there's no way Dragon or Narwhel would fail to look at all the various alternate spellings and similar sounding names which increases the number of results to ~20.

The spelling mistake doesn't work because Saint wouldn't be speaking clearly and they'd know he might be wrong so they'd look for similar sounding names as well and alternate spellings.

Good thing they know Tenno is female though - without that they'd have had to also look at variations like Herbert Taylor (676 people in the US with that name). numbers based on results from How Many of Me

I really liked your view of Contessa.

EDIT:One thing about your comment regarding unwritten rules - There's no unwritten rule about not using lethal force when someone is trying to kill you. Lisa included not killing in the unwritten rules, but that's an agreement that both sides won't do that. As soon as one side decides they are going for lethal force that would go out the window. Not that the PRT would automatically start using lethal force on someone trying to kill them, but that's an issue of PR and large organizations often hampering themselvs due to the disconnect between the grunts at the pointy end and the decision makers.


Nope. Unless someone has a personal interest and a lot of money and lawyers involved a person needs to be missing for at least 7 years before anyone would consider declaring them dead. "teenager with problems at home disappears" is the sort of case where the person can pop up 20 years later.

For that matter you have people in their 40s working for their parents (like all the "Smith and sons" or similar shops). I doubt Dragon assumes it's a codeword, she doesn't have the background to jump to that conclusion (Narwhel might if Dragon told her about it) but "she's working with her father" doesn't narrow the age range much, although might allow them to exclude people whose father is dead or otherwise not able to work with them.


I haven't seen Mirage, however there are some very well developed teenagers. There are people who can pass for 20 at age 15, and I know a lady who got mistaken for a highschool student when she took her younger daughter to her first day of school
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Not surprising at all anymore - girls are starting to hit puberty way earlier now in many places all over the world thanks to all the fatty stuff they eat (apparently, girls start developing their curves once their bodies detect that there is a certain amount of excess fat in them, and since a lot of food nowadays tends to be very fattening, girls are hitting puberty earlier than they used to. I have no idea if the s applies to guys, and only found out about this via tv trope, so I may be wrong. And I mean no offense to any girls/women reading this).

Also, doesn't Contessa normally need other people asking her questions to actually get the most mileage out of Path to Victory?
 
Keno said:
While I do like this story, I know absolutely nothing about Warframe and wikis tend to not stick with me...With that in mind does anybody know of any great Let's Plays where they explore all Warframe has to offer in terms of lore and gameplay?
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Lore in warframe is quite disjonited and given in walls of text after rather exausting hunts for random encounters. Actual game story can be compressed into 40-60 minute run. As per gameplay - it's actually quite hard to watch them. You probably should just download it and see for yourself.
 
Flameal15k said:
Not surprising at all anymore - girls are starting to hit puberty way earlier now in many places all over the world thanks to all the fatty stuff they eat (apparently, girls start developing their curves once their bodies detect that there is a certain amount of excess fat in them, and since a lot of food nowadays tends to be very fattening, girls are hitting puberty earlier than they used to.
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1)I've heard that theory, and several others. AFAIK there is no conclusive proof for any of the theories, that one sounds less likely than most to me but it's not like I actually studied the issue.
2)When a girl/woman starts puberty has little or nothing to do with how old she looks several years later. You can have a petite girl start puberty early and still able to pass for pre-pubescent when they're 20, or you can have a girl start puberty relatively late but due to body structure, and how she dresses able to pass for 21 at age 16.
 
TheUnicorn said:
1)I've heard that theory, and several others. AFAIK there is no conclusive proof for any of the theories, that one sounds less likely than most to me but it's not like I actually studied the issue.
2)When a girl/woman starts puberty has little or nothing to do with how old she looks several years later. You can have a petite girl start puberty early and still able to pass for pre-pubescent when they're 20, or you can have a girl start puberty relatively late but due to body structure, and how she dresses able to pass for 21 at age 16.
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Point conceded.

So, do you guys think Saryn would turn a few heads? She IS veg attractive, and the Prome one might attract a few gold diggers.
 
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UltimateGrr said:
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The Clan Hall was silent as Taylor finished her recounting of her time on Earth Bet.

"So," started Becca, "There's a big Orokin look a like thing that's dumber than a sack of Grineer, that's going to blow up not just the Earth you came from, but all Earths everywhere."

"That about sums it up, yeah."

"We have to kill it," says Lan, his voice hard. The clan turns to look at him and but he stands strong under their collective scrutiny. "If it blows up the Earth, I won't be able to finish my Arcane sets!"

"By the Void, he's right. It needs to die."

"And I still need to finish grinding out all the Zaws!" added another Tenno.

"And I still need to catch more Norg!"

"And where will we get kubrow eggs?!"

The room goes silent again, as the true scale of what was at stake truly became clear.

"We're going to kill it." Says Becca, her voice flatter than the Eris Stock Exchange and her eyes colder than cryotic. "We're going to kill it, and make its corpse in to the tackiest armor set we can. I don't care that it seeded civilization ending conflict on thousands of worlds. I don't care that it looks like an Orokin. It's going to die so that the doggos can live. FOR THE DOGGOS!"

"FOR THE DOGGOS!"
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Just a thought what would Bitches power do to a Kubrow?
 
TheUnicorn said:
Nope. Unless someone has a personal interest and a lot of money and lawyers involved a person needs to be missing for at least 7 years before anyone would consider declaring them dead. "teenager with problems at home disappears" is the sort of case where the person can pop up 20 years later.
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That's no Taylor's case. The summer camp was raided by grineers. I suppose that the body count was high and under this circumstances, the police would give zero possibilities to the missing ones.
In fact, here in my country, there was a case of murder with a missed body, they never found the girl but the police assumed almost instantly that she was dead. There are people in prison for that, but they never say where the girl body is or what they did to dispose of it.

If the grineer attack was very violent and bloody even if Danny didn't believe that she is dead the authorities would have thought that all the kidnapped were already dead.
In the best case she would be declared allegedly-dead in a tinker's robotic minions attack.

No wait... I forgot Alan, maybe he managed to avoid that declaration.
 
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    * Beijing China *

    Lotus: Good job with the complete gutting of the local abusive Cape augmented military structure. Factoring in simultaneous Red Veil supported local revolts. It will spell the end of these.....Yaban? Organizational Nomenclature Irrelevant......Secondary objective highlighted sending details.

    Taylor: *whistles* That's a lot of credits........And Prime Equipment.....Several Blueprints I'm sure we never had access too....

    Lotus: Objectives must be delivered unharmed........I want to deal with them personally........When I am done with them They will wish they had died in the fighting

    Alyssa: I almost feel sorry for the targets.......Almost.......... *double take* wait where's Karl?

    Taylor: Dunno.......Said something about shadowing a lady with a tinkertech pistol and a fedora that he really thinks will go well with his........Disguise.......iut if warframe

    Alyssa: *sighs* Karl.......Shadowing someone? Right I'll send Becca after him.......

    * With Contessa *

    Contessa: * panicking* path to killing whoever's following me......

    PTV: Step one Slap self with Mutant Mackerel Step 2 do the Macarena Step 3 make out with Simurgh. Step 4 Admit Killing off Hero was self-sabota--* RAP TAP TAP TAP *

    Contessa: FUCK! Power's still on the fritz welp plan B Door to cauldron! * Nada * OH COME ON! * Hears stomping * Oh god no.......

    Karl: * impressive Kool Aid man impression * HAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!
     
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