Space Ninja Summer Camp ( Warframe/Worm )

Getting Valkyr Prime to 1470 armor requires a single maxed out Steel Fiber mod, granting her an impressive 83% reduction to all incoming damage.

And do remember a Warframe is designed to deal with hypervelocity ballistics and plasma guns, with Valkyr designed to charge straight in to the teeth of a dug in position and butcher everything that gets in her way. The only Warframes capable of more bullshit damage resistance are Chroma and Mirage. Chroma's Vex Armor and Elemental Ward are bullshit, while Mirage has both Hall of Mirrors and Eclipse, giving her 95% damage reduction on the 20% of attacks that actually hit her and not a hardlight clone.

And of course using the Disco Deathlaser Ball inside is always a treat. It just bounces around shooting lasers at everything that gets in line of sight.
 
Battery just another Kool Aid pretender. And she needs to fucking stop smacking her husband.....jeez.
One day she's going to meet someone her powers don't work on and who gives zero flying fucks that she works for the PRT. She's almost as annoying as Sophia, personality wise.

Snake face are you going to be surprised.
Amy doctors get paid, I know that not getting paid is some shit Carol said to keep you under her thumb.
 
Armsmaster was not going to be happy about not being able to question and inspect Tenno's Tinkertech, but Battery was more concerned about what the girl would do with her monster shotgun and bullshit Tinkertech when one of the gangs tried to force her to join their ranks.
I want a future scene where Tenno scans Armsmaster's tech and comment on how inefficent they are.

"That fucking bitch!" Amy screamed as she recognized the voice of the girl from the bus.
Next time they meet, Amy's going to go up to her and cause a scene and Taylor may not even remember who she is.
 
So... wait.

Why is Amy pissed? Just because she met another cape, one tentatively labeled a hero despite her seeming problems, tried to offer her some helpful advice without straight up going, 'I'm a totes boss badass cape yo, you should take a knee and listen close.'

It's realistic, yeah, but... I'm deeply curious as to why Amy's upset.
 
The deep bass humm of my Valkyr's limited shields failing was the first sign that I was under attack.

Ping!

A .50 caliber AP round punched through my shields and harmlessly bounced off my armored head, its lethal energy stopped by my shields.

It's also a Valkyr and their shields are poor. Well, my build has maybe 200 shield strength. However; the armor is very high, like 1200'ish? Not sure exactly.
I'm not familiar with Warframe, but based on the Omake and your comment, is it safe to assume that when she's geared up she has two sets of values that come into play: her Frame that affects her appearance and weapon loadout, and then an armor that's static and is worn regardless of Frame and has both a much better shield (than this one Frame, but not amazing) and good armor durability beyond that?

And when she projects just her human body in civis, she's without both of them?
 
I'm deeply curious as to why Amy's upset.

I kinda figured it was Brandish's "A+ parenting skillz," combined with her EXTREMELY black/white worldview and unresolved trauma. Brandish doesn't see "Amy," she sees "Marquis' successor." Amy must continually PROVE that she's a "good person" to her, but her standards are unreasonably high and strict, and she never views Amy as having the potential to be "good" at all.

Amy's been subject to abusive conditioning pretty much since she got her powers (and Vicky's aura just made everything worse), and then "Tenno" comes along. Casually dismisses the unhealthy worldview that's been beaten into her. Can heal, but isn't forced to, and (remember, Amy is a victim of the shards' conflict drive) is allowed to go out and get into fights.

So I'm pretty sure Amy sees herself as a sort of "foil" to Tenno regarding the whole cape thing, has a bunch of jealousy that she doesn't want to admit because "must be a good girl," and has a bajillion other issues that she's subconsciously assigning blame to Tenno for because the actual people who caused most of her problems are Carol (took her in, gave her a "home") and Vicky (who accidentally heartbreaker'd her and no one noticed), and she can't (or doesn't want to) admit that they screwed her over.

Also, unrelated, but Amy can't actually reliably counter the side effects of smoking. Not unless she specifically engineers a series of organisms to scoop the tar out of her lungs, and even then, the effects of nicotine stress your body (particularly your circulatory system) in ways Panacea can't counter. Lung cancer is really only one problem out of many, and unless her shard considers tumors to be "not part of her body," she's just as vulnerable to carcinogens as everyone else. Panacea can do some pretty neat things with chemistry, sure, but unless she's constantly biotinkering with the microscopic organisms inside her own body (which may actually count as "part of her"), she's just as vulnerable to hazardous chemicals (read: carcinogens) as anyone else.

And if she can and does tinker with her own microcosm? Well, it'd be slower, but she could heal/alter herself with no issue, making her Manton limit effectively meaningless.

So, yeah. Amy's power laughs at bacteria, virii, parasites, prions, etc. but the hazardous chemicals in any drug would affect her as normal, as she cannot adjust her own biology. I'm willing to bet that she already knows this, simply because of the sensory feedback from her powers. I wonder how Vicky'll react when she realizes...
 
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I'm not familiar with Warframe, but based on the Omake and your comment, is it safe to assume that when she's geared up she has two sets of values that come into play: her Frame that affects her appearance and weapon loadout, and then an armor that's static and is worn regardless of Frame and has both a much better shield (than this one Frame, but not amazing) and good armor durability beyond that?

And when she projects just her human body in civis, she's without both of them?
Nope she has a Warframe that determines Shields, Health, Armor and powerset. Then she has up to three weapons in her loadout. Then she has an Archwing that allows in and out of atmosphere flight. All of these are modified by whatever Mods she has equipped to them.

When she projects her human body she still has (a different amount of) health and armor, and a new powerset and weapon.

I this specific case Valkyr is a High Health and Armor Warframe with weak shields. It's powerset is heavily berserker melee focused. With rip line that can bring her closer to something or it closer to her. Warcry that was speeds up her and allies while slowing down nearby foes. Paralysis that sacrifices shields to damage and stun foes. and Hysteria that makes her immortal.

And I have edited this so bloody much.
 
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I'm not familiar with Warframe, but based on the Omake and your comment, is it safe to assume that when she's geared up she has two sets of values that come into play: her Frame that affects her appearance and weapon loadout, and then an armor that's static and is worn regardless of Frame and has both a much better shield (than this one Frame, but not amazing) and good armor durability beyond that?

And when she projects just her human body in civis, she's without both of them?

Nah, each 'Warframe' has its own associated shield, armor and health values, and the weapons are seperately equipped. Valkyr happens to be a frame with a power that manifests as an 'Exalted Weapon' that acts as an extra weapon she can power with warframe energy.

The operator that leaves the frame is just a void projection, and an operator well trained in void techniques can project a 'body' as durable as a warframe that isn't specced into full tank mode. Which is still about 9 times stronger than Valkyr's shields, assuming a maximized operator.

Lethal damage to the projection just forces the operator to resume control of the Warframe, and the backlash empties the frame's shields and causes minor damage (10% of HP). A new projection can be created immediately after the first is destroyed.

The power of projecting manifests a nigh impervious shield around the Warframe, preventing your enemies from tearing into it in your absence.

The real operator is controlling the warframe remotely from the Orbiter ship throgh void techniques known to reach across the entire solar system. Taylor is currently controlling her Warframe from Mars, for example...

EDIT: This projection is named 'Transference', but for the sake of avoiding too many buzzwords I deliberately chose not to use it.
 
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Putting warframe tech into a modern setting really makes you think about how horrifying some of the weapons are, the Astilla being a shotgun that shoots literal glass shards, imagine being blasted full of glass shards and not being a 1 hit kill.
 
Putting warframe tech into a modern setting really makes you think about how horrifying some of the weapons are, the Astilla being a shotgun that shoots literal glass shards, imagine being blasted full of glass shards and not being a 1 hit kill.
Pretty sure modding our gear for radiation, corrosive, viral, or gas damage counts as a war crime in said setting

More so if you do it with a rad viral mod ignis which can spread aids cancer

Pretty sure magnetic and blast damage are the most normal of the types along with fire and electricity

Toxin might be in the war crime category too but cold.... eh cruel and unusual?

Unless we mod only for IPS damage and or blast damage. Pretty sure most of the arsenal is full on horror inducing and banned by the Geneva convention at normal combat power
 
Putting warframe tech into a modern setting really makes you think about how horrifying some of the weapons are, the Astilla being a shotgun that shoots literal glass shards, imagine being blasted full of glass shards and not being a 1 hit kill.
The glass based warframe, Gara, is worse. Imagine a sandstorm, but the sand is deadly glass shards. Gara's Splinter Storm is that glass storm, simultaneously deflecting 90% of incoming damage, and acts as a hideously lethal damage field around her.

And it gets worse. Gara can project a very durable glass wall around her. Any caught inside the wall when it expands become coated in glass, unable to move and their own durability to added to the wall. If Gara then casts her first ability (a choice between a piercing glass bullet or a swing of a glass sword) on the wall, the wall will explode, nuking every living thing on the block outside the shield with a glass explosion that would atomize the block. An explosion of that caliber would normally be enough to oneshot any warframe, too, barring invincibility gimmicks.

And it gets EVEN WORSE. If Gara chooses to deliberately put herself into the line of fire of that explosion with her Splinter Storm, the shield will capture the strength of the explosion and continue to deal the damage of that explosion every single second it's active. And Gara can capture multiple explosions. As many as she wants, as long as she maintains the Splinter Storm, which normally has a fixed lifespan...but every time Gara projects the wall, she resets that lifespan too. Give a Gara an hour to prepare with enough energy pads, and I'm confident she could create a glass storm so powerful she could scour an Endbringer to the core.

Warframes are bullshit.

EDIT: I mistakenly thought Gara's Splinter Storm was named Shattershield. Shattersheild's a field the warframe Mesa projects that causes incoming projectiles to literally return to sender. In my defense, the Splinter Storm is formed by Gara shattering the glass decorating her warframe to form the storm, so it seemed right at the time.
 
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I had to call bullshit on A .50 cal 'killing' Valkytty, but then logically deduced that Coil's power thinks a .50 cal is enough to put down glorious Valthicc, especially when the simulation had her rag doll like a dead body would, since it doesn't know Taylor actually isn't there. I'm further mollified when I read the short story of Coil messing up very badly.

2500 armor is not just for shiggles, doncha know. Especially 2500 armor as a brief break from nigh invulnerability. Berserker is very useful for Valkyr.

Man, Battery has such a stick. I really am looking forward to the day everyone witnesses a Tenno when they stop being on vacation mode.
 
a Tenno trying to NOT kill something is pretty hard to wrap one's head around.

The only reason this is even a viable, though woefully unrealistic, concept is because Taylor was not born a Tenno... she grew up on Bet first and knows things are different than in the Origin system. Even then, she's basically giving the idea lip service rather than truly concerned with adhering to it.
 
I predict the Protectorate ordering a massive supply of clean underwear once Taylor's clan arrives...and also an army of therapists.
 
The glass based warframe, Gara, is worse. Imagine a sandstorm, but the sand is deadly glass shards. Gara's Splinter Storm is that glass storm, simultaneously deflecting 90% of incoming damage, and acts as a hideously lethal damage field around her.

And it gets worse. Gara can project a very durable glass wall around her. Any caught inside the wall when it expands become coated in glass, unable to move and their own durability to added to the wall. If Gara then casts her first ability (a choice between a piercing glass bullet or a swing of a glass sword) on the wall, the wall will explode, nuking every living thing on the block outside the shield with a glass explosion that would atomize the block. An explosion of that caliber would normally be enough to oneshot any warframe, too, barring invincibility gimmicks.

And it gets EVEN WORSE. If Gara chooses to deliberately put herself into the line of fire of that explosion with her Splinter Storm, the shield will capture the strength of the explosion and continue to deal the damage of that explosion every single second it's active. And Gara can capture multiple explosions. As many as she wants, as long as she maintains the Splinter Storm, which normally has a fixed lifespan...but every time Gara projects the wall, she resets that lifespan too. Give a Gara an hour to prepare with enough energy pads, and I'm confident she could create a glass storm so powerful she could scour an Endbringer to the core.

Warframes are bullshit.

EDIT: I mistakenly thought Gara's Splinter Storm was named Shattershield. Shattersheild's a field the warframe Mesa projects that causes incoming projectiles to literally return to sender. In my defense, the Splinter Storm is formed by Gara shattering the glass decorating her warframe to form the storm, so it seemed right at the time.

You think that's bad? That's just going by one of the frames that's seen as good. Even the frames that perform poorly, by in game standards, would be absolutely horrifying in any other context. Equinox kills you with a field of slashing pain and bleeding, adds the damage that killed you to a running total, and then uses that running total to kill everything around her. Atlas literally petrifies you, shatters you, and wears you as armor. Wukong is an unkillable monster with an exalted weapon, the size and strength of which is only really limited by how much Void power his operator can pump through him. Ember immolates everything she decides to turn into ash. Nekros kills you, uses a Void imprint of who you are as a person to fight your friends, and desecrates your corpse for extra loot. Nyx pulls levels of Master-power bullshit that can only rightly be compared to Khepri in the Worm universe. Zephyr not only uses the air itself to make herself more maneuverable in the air, she can make localized tornadoes to kill you. Revenant's best offensive option tailors itself to hurt you as much as is possible, while simultaneously redirecting any damage you manage to do to him into the beams to make them hurt even more. Vauban uses devices to control the battlefield that would make any Tinker worth their salt drool at the possibilities. Titania shrinks herself down to such a small size that the best marksmen in the military would be lucky to hit her during the heat of battle, and then flies around at ridiculous speeds killing you with the weapons that are all already established to be war crimes in any modern setting. And that's just the frames that are seen as mediocre at best.

The frames that are actually seen as good are even more terrifying in concept.

Saryn? She's a walking bio weapon that could make a plague only rivaled by what Panacea could come up with if she decided to go full extinction. Banshee uses sound to kill you. Mesa shoots you with such speed and precision that only a high level Mover could hope to even compare to how quickly she takes out your forces, and that's not even counting her accuracy. Rhino can affect the flow of time in a localized area by stomping the fucking ground. Hell, the newest frame, Wisp, can kill you by creating a small portal to the fucking sun and blasting you with pure solar plasma, its radiation unfettered by not having to move through the upper atmosphere before reaching the surface.

In any context other than the gameplay of Warframe, pretty much all of the Warframes are walking WMD's that have the capability to take out a significant portion of the human race. In fact, the knowledge that the Warframes are that powerful on their own make the Sentients even more of a credible threat to the Origin System. Keep in mind that the Orokin had already tried attacking them with a virus that somehow also affects inorganic matter and creates a hive mind, and that didn't work. The only thing that even put a dent in the Sentient forces was the Warframes, but even they struggled until the Tenno took control of them. Add in that even after the Tenno were controlled, it's implied that the Old War was hard won? Plus the fact that, for all we know, Wally could be a mental facsimile of the Void, which in and of itself is already pretty fucking terrifying on a cosmic horror scale, attempting to communicate with the Tenno and turn them towards being more ruthless and bloodthirsty, as evidenced by how much he likes it when you actually consume Kuva at the end of WW, there's a reason that the people over at TvTropes tend to see Warframe as an amazing example of the Mook Horror Show trope (at least in my experience). If you're not a Tenno or a Sentient, you can pretty much kiss your ass goodbye if you run afoul of some of the shit in the Origin System. As for the people of Earth Bet? Well, they'd better hope that Taylor's Clan can hold themselves back from following her long enough for her to complete her Solar Rail back to the Origin System and explain the time difference, because they wouldn't have nearly as many qualms about killing anyone and anyone in their way during their stay on the planet.
 
How dare this girl judge the PRT.
Hey there Battery, how's that boot leather taste? With as much licking as you're doing it's all you'll be able to taste for a while
Mission accomplished, he ended the timeline before her armored corpse hit the ground.
Yeah... that's not actually gonna be enough to kill... anything in Warframe, Coil. Maybe, maybe a fresh Operator with no arcanes or Focus abilities, but even then they'd just snap back into their frame and kill you with that
 
he ended the timeline before her armored corpse hit the ground.

reducing the inexperienced girl to a charred corpse in record time.

That's one body. What about 2 through 36? (Number pulled assuming she had one of all Warframes prior to Fortuna)

Wisp is awesome, but that means she will be nerfed soon.

I don't think so. The variety she can pull off is very selective (as in, you can do multiple builds, but they conflict with each other to be effective) and her usefulness dilutes when in any mission with a non stationary objective.
 
If an operator really wants to warcrime you, they'll take your picture. And then you'll spend the rest of eternity experiencing every possible method of ending your existence within the belly of the Eater of Souls 'Uncle' Simaris.

Warframe is pretty much a cosmic horror setting. With Space Nazis (and some other bad people/things) vs The Old Ones, where you play as the Old Ones.
 
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