Song parody set in a timeline where Belle is made an Egg Boss (can you tell I like making song parodies? XD):
Orbot: I may not live to see our glory
(Cubot and Sage: I may not live to see our glory)
Orbot: But I've seen wonders great and small
(Cubot and Sage: I've seen wonders great and small)
Orbot: 'Cause if this dork can be an Egg Boss!
(Cubot and Sage: If Belle can be an Egg Boss)
Orbot: There's hope for our ass, after all!
Orbot, Cubot and Sage: Raise a glass to freedom (hey!)
Something you will never help again!
Sage: No matter what he tells you
Let's have another round tonight
Cubot: Raise a glass to the four of us (ho!)
Sage: To the newly morally poor of us (woo-hoo!)
We'll tell the story of tonight
Let's have another round
Belle: Well, if it isn't Metal (Sage, Orbot and Cubot: Brother!)
I didn't think that you would make it
Metal: To be sure... (Sage: Brother!)
Metal: I came to say congratulations.
Orbot: Spit a verse, Brother
Metal: Gee, I see the whole gang is here...
Cubot: You are the worst, Brother!
Belle: Ignore them!
Congrats to you, Lieutenant Colonel
I wish I had your skill instead of manning Dad's journal
Metal: No, you don't
Belle: Yes, I do
Metal: Now, be sensible
From what I hear, you've made yourself indispensable
Cubot: Well, praytell
Heard You've got a special someone on the side, Metal
Belle: Is that so?
Cubot: What are you tryin' to hide, Metal?
Metal: I should go
Belle: No, these guys should go
Sage, Orbot and Cubot: What? No!
Belle: Leave us alone
Sage, Orbot and Cubot: Man!
Belle: It's alright, Brother
I wish you'd brought this girl with you tonight, Brother
Metal: You're very kind, but I'm afraid it's unlawful, sister
Belle: What do you mean?
Metal: She's dating
Belle: I see
Belle: She's dating an enemy of the Eggman Empire...
Belle: Oh, sawdust
Metal: Congrats again, Belle
Smile more
I'll see you on the other side of the war
Belle: I will never understand you
If you love this woman, go get her
What are you waiting for?
Metal: I'll see you on the other side of the war...
Belle: I'll see you on the other side of the war...