All this omake is likely goign to be a non-cannon omake but I will leave it here:
Tentative Project Idea: Dr. Eggman Bombastic Racing Tournament (Name Pending)
[Commercial Voiceover with Epic Music and Explosions]
Eggman Enterprises Presents...
THE DR. EGGMAN BOMBASTIC RACING TOURNAMENT!
Are you tired of the same dull races where all the drivers do is go around in circles? NASCAR? Formula One? Bah! BORING!
Welcome to THE RACE OF A LIFETIME, where the stakes are high, the courses are wild, and the excitement is off the charts!
What makes the Dr. Eggman Bombastic Racing Tournament the greatest spectacle the world has ever seen?
Why I will answer you:
Adrenaline-Fueled Tracks! Forget boring ovals my tracks feature jumps, spinning saws, loop-de-loops, and deviously clever traps (don't worry, they're only slightly dangerous)!
Armed Racers! Compete using high-tech, non-lethal (I promise!) weapons ever designed to give you an edge and maybe take down a rival or two along the way.
A Grand Prize Like No Other! Win a prize so massive that only a genius could afford to offer it! (Cash, glory, and a small mountain of Eggman-themed merchandise!)
That's not all! Spectators will enjoy a carnival of entertainment, including:
Whack the Hedgehog! (Any resemblance to a certain spiky blue speedster is purely coincidental!)
Steal the Emerald from the Guardian! (Completely unrelated to giant gems or its grumpy protector!)
Build Your Own Egg-Bot Workshop! Create your very own robot toy that sings praises of my brilliance, perfect for children and adults alike! (They will totally not spy on you!)
Thrill Rides Galore! Featuring the most breathtaking, heart-pounding roller coaster ever built by man. It's so incredible, you might never want to leave! (Yes, it include real life military grade flamethrowers that will set off at a safe distance!)
All Are Welcome! Racers and spectators from every corner of the world or beyond are invited to join in the fun!
Warning: The Eggman Enterprises is not responsible for injuries, trauma, feelings of being cheated, bad food quality, or the eerie sensation of being constantly watched by adorable robots. By watching this commercial you agree unconditionally with all this terms but don't let that stop you!
SIGN UP NOW or come watch the chaos unfold. The Dr. Eggman Bombastic Racing Tournament is your ticket to action, adventure, and unforgettable memories (for better or worse)!
SEE YOU ON THE TRACK!
There I think I manage to capture the spirit of a Dr. Eggman commercial.
