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Rosario and Joestar

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[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.

That.
 
[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.

Just another ice cold one liner from Jotaro, as if we'd expect anything else from him. How is any other paper supposed to compete with dolphins and dolphin related news?
 
[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
EvaUnit01 said:
The moment passes, and Mizore lets go of the girl she's holding. At the same time, Keito poses in such a way as to show off the Student Protection Committee armband around her left bicep. "The Super Newspaper Club is a subsidiary body of the Student Protection Committee! Lovingly formed by us in order to give Youkai Academy's student population a certified, approved source of information, in order to stop the proliferation of ideas that may prove seditious to monsterkind!"

With a sadistic grin on her face, she undulates and croons in a distinctly inhuman way. "Interfering with or intimidating its members, therefore, can be considered a crime of the same severity as committing an act of terrorism!"
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[X](write-in; subject to veto)
-[X] "Is it? Good thing no one's doing that. All two of your readers need something to torture themselves with. And your other customers need something to ogle, I guess." Point out that nobody's done anything against the rules yet.
-[X] We're in public. If something happens, make sure that they start it. Don't pick a fight, just give your honest opinion until they do something that makes them lose face. That way, the SPC can't support them without implying they approve of the SNC's actions and lose face as well.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
Counting up the votes, but not locking them yet on account of being at work.
Adhoc vote count started by EvaUnit01 on Mar 7, 2019 at 3:17 PM, finished with 17388 posts and 42 votes.
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[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
 
Working on the update.

Would anyone like to suggest some flavor for their manner of bluff-calling or SNC-dissing?
 
Read the newspaper aloud, inserting dismissive pauses where necessary. Mizore, or anyone from the Newspaper Club, can quote their own acticles, if there's anything in parallel. Conclude or open with: "Is this for elementary schoolers?"

EDIT: Wait, hold on, I can do slightly better than that. Let me think for a bit...
 
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Quoting one relevant passsage and one irrelevant passage, since Jotaro should probably remember what he'd been told just a few seconds ago, in-story time.

EvaUnit01 said:
Yukari looks strangely huggable like this, bereft of her comically godawful magical girl outfit. Is this a form of witchcraft?!
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No, this is the work of underSTANDing the Moe Appeal!

EvaUnit01 said:
"The Super Newspaper Club is a subsidiary body of the Student Protection Committee! Lovingly formed by us in order to give Youkai Academy's student population a certified, approved source of information, in order to stop the proliferation of ideas that may prove seditious to monsterkind!"

With a sadistic grin on her face, she undulates and croons in a distinctly inhuman way. "Interfering with or intimidating its members, therefore, can be considered a crime of the same severity as committing an act of terrorism!"
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Read the Super Newspaper aloud, making dramatic pauses where necessary. Let Mizore or anyone from the Real Newspaper Club quote their own articles. When the point has been proven, or when Keito gets tired but not yet fully pissed off, lead into the following: "What kind of ideas is Student Protection Council trying to stop? All of them? Because if SPC approved of THIS, fully aware of it's content, they must think we're all idiots here. I don't think THIS is approved by SPC, and if you want me to read it anyway..." Shrug, using as many muscles as possible. Let the Super Newspaper fall out of your hand.

... Now that I think about it, this arc might be called Super Newspaper Wars, where the Super Newspaper, big, powerful, but somewhat silly, dukes it out against the Real Newspaper, down-to-earth, dodgy, and relatively fragile.
 
Not in Person said:
... Now that I think about it, this arc might be called Super Newspaper Wars, where the Super Newspaper, big, powerful, but somewhat silly, dukes it out against the Real Newspaper, down-to-earth, dodgy, and relatively fragile.
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I prefer 'Super Reporting Wars,' just because it acronymizes down to something very near and dear to my heart.
 
EvaUnit01 said:
Working on the update.

Would anyone like to suggest some flavor for their manner of bluff-calling or SNC-dissing?
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Eva, as a student of acting and theater, I must give you an advice. You are writing for Kotaro Kujo, a character that has plenty of examples to show his personality and how he snarks. Think like Jotaro, try to get into his head, his way of thinking (pre-PTSDIO of course). How do you think he would snark dismissively in this situation?
 
Qudrim8054 said:
Eva, as a student of acting and theater, I must give you an advice. You are writing for Kotaro Kujo, a character that has plenty of examples to show his personality and how he snarks. Think like Jotaro, try to get into his head, his way of thinking (pre-PTSDIO of course). How do you think he would snark dismissively in this situation?
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Y'all are the ones roleplaying as him, not me.

But that's fine.

You can all [trust... in... me...]
 
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