O, Child of Liberty! – An American Revolution Quest

[Duke William of]

All Instances of Confused Jackie Chan & Facepalming Picard​

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Total Confused Jackie Chan Tally: XXI​

Spoiler: 1–10

1D100 = 6+25+5+10-15 = 31 (The heck? )

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1D100 = Nat! 2+20+10-15-10 = Nat!Fail! 7 (Why do I even bother... )

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1D3+3 = 3+3 => 6! ( )

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Bro, at this point, the dice just have a mind of their own. And no one can convince me otherwise.

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1D100 = Nat! 1+20+10-15 => Nat!Fail! 16 ( I... Buh... Whu... )

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1D100 = Nat! 97+20+10-10-15 => Nat!Crit! 87 ( What is going on?!)

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1D100 = Nat! 1+15+15-20 => Nat!Fail! 11 ( THREE NAT ONES?!?!?!)

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1D100 = 6+20 => 26 ( How?! Why?!)

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1D100 = 21-15-10-5+10+5 => 6 ( If you had gotten a Crit Fail here, I swear again–)

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1D100 = Nat! 95+10+10-10 => Nat!Crit! 105 ( This was not part of the plan!! How the heck–)

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Spoiler: 11-20

1D100 = Nat! 100+20+15+10-10 => Nat!Crit! 135 ( Dilliam Wuke's having a stronk... call a Dukulance... )

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87+15+15+30-20-10 =Art!Crit! 117 ( Da heck?!)

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1D100 = 85+15+30-10 => Art!Crit! 120 ( What is this rollercoaster nonsense?!)

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1D100 = 19+10+10+5 => 44 (Whu–?! )

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3D2000 = 1996+1984+855 => 4835 ( Really?!)

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1D100 = Nat!100+20+10+5+5+5 => Nat!Crit! 145 ( Not again... Not again!! )

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1D100 = 87+10 => Art!Crit! 97 ( No no no no no no... Wait wait wait wait... WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT)

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1D100 = Nat! 1+10-10 => Nat!Fail! 1 ( The hell?!)

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1D100 = Nat! 5+10-10-5 => Nat!Fail! 0 ( Not again, not again!! )

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1D100 = Nat! 98+10+5 => Nat!Crit! 113 (Oh, for– )

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Spoiler: 21-30

1D100 = 91-5+5 => Art!Crit! 96 ( Why are my dice like this?)

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Total Facepalming Picard Tally: XIX​

Spoiler: 1-10

1D100 = Nat! 2+20+10-15-10 = Nat Crit! 7 ( ...of course.)

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1D100 = Nat! 96+25+15+10+5 = Nat!Crit! 151 ( Oh, screw off.)

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1D100 = Nat! 1+20-15-10 => Neg!Fail! -4 ( Of course...)

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1D100 = Nat! 1+20+10-15 => Nat!Fail! 16 ( I... Buh... Whu... )

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1D100 = 11+15+15-20 => 21 ( Can anything be normal in my quest?)

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1D100 = 85+15+10-15 => Art!Crit! 95 ( I'm done... I've had enough of this.)

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1D100 = Nat! 99+10+5 => Nat! Crit! 114 ( Of course, why wouldn't this happen?)

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1D100 = 94+15+10+5 => Art!Crit! 129 ( If you had gotten a Nat Crit, I swear...)

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1D100 = Nat! 100+20+15+10-10 => Nat!Crit! 135 ( Dilliam Wuke's having a stronk... call a Dukulance... )

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Spoiler: 11-20

1D100 = 27-5-15-15-30+20+25 => 7 ( Well, at least it's not a crit fail...)

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...Why do I do this to myself?

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1D100 = 93+10+5 => Art!Crit! 108 ( Of course...)

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1D100 = 89+10 => Art!Crit! 99 (Of course... )

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1D100 = Nat!100+20+10+5+5+5 => Nat!Crit! 145 ( Not again... Not again!! )

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1D100 = Nat!100+20 => (Autopass!) Nat!Crit! 120 ( If you'll all excuse me for one sec...)

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1D100 = Nat! 5+10-10-5 => Nat!Fail! 0 ( Not again, not again!! )

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1D100 = 19-10-10+10 = 9 ( Of course, what else would I expect?)

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1D100 = Nat! 95-10-5+10 => Nat!Crit! 90 ( Bipolar dice much?)

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@Randomnerd, thank you for the idea.

 

[JoeNebula2000]

[X] Follow Montgomery's route via Lake George and Lake Champlain.

 

[Dino_Hero]

[X] Travel through Iroquois territory, traveling alongside Lee's Detachment

 

[pbluekan]

[X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.

Frankly it's just crazy and unexpected. 10/10

Honestly, though, audacity has been our bread and butter, and that sort of audacity is something that can win simply because it is just that unexpected.

But I don't want to go the Montgomery route. It is equally foolish just for being so expected.

[X] Travel through Iroquois territory, traveling alongside Lee's Detachment

 

[geraldrold]

[X] Follow Montgomery's route via Lake George and Lake Champlain.

 

[Crazy7s1]

[X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.
[X] Travel through Iroquois territory, traveling alongside Lee's Detachment

 

[One Autumn Leaf]

[X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.


They will never expect it. It's audacity to the highest

 

[Blackstarbor]

This will be one of Halbert's most infamous exploits.

[x] [X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.

 

[Mystic Pentagram]

[X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.

I will remind people, that Arnold is building his own fleet, according to the last we have seen of him.

If we have trouble, he will come to save us.

Also, we have a trait that gives us a bonus for suceeding in crazy plans. Why not use it?

 

[Carcer]

[X] Travel through Iroquois territory, traveling alongside Lee's Detachment
[X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.

 

[Duke William of]

IIwill remind people, that Arnold is building his own fleet, according to the last we have seen of him.

If we have trouble, he will come to save us.

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Sadly, no, those gunboats are headed to reinforce Montgomery at Montreal.

 

[AGFarb]

[X] Follow Montgomery's route via Lake George and Lake Champlain.

[X] Travel through Iroquois territory, traveling alongside Lee's Detachment

 

[Mystic Pentagram]

Sadly, no, those gunboats are headed to reinforce Montgomery at Montreal.

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Well, at least Montgomery will not be without support if we go to Arnold first.

 

[BobFranklin]

[X] Follow Montgomery's route via Lake George and Lake Champlain.

 

[Captain $ilver]

[X] Follow Montgomery's route via Lake George and Lake Champlain.

[X] Travel through Iroquois territory, traveling alongside Lee's Detachment

 

[Alexander Sturnn]

[X] Travel through Iroquois territory, traveling alongside Lee's Detachment

[X] Follow Montgomery's route via Lake George and Lake Champlain

 

[Hopebringer7654]

[x] [X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.
[x] Travel through Iroquois territory, traveling alongside Lee's Detachment

 

[Gavran]

[X] Travel through Iroquois territory, traveling alongside Lee's Detachment

 

[Shador]

[X] Travel through Iroquois territory, traveling alongside Lee's Detachment

 

[OogahBoogah]

[X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.

Fuck it, we ball. We held back the British at Breed's Hill, and we gave the King a heart attack as a result of our actions. When we're done with this fleet, their little rag-tag survivors will spread horror stories at port of our curbstomping of them.

 

[Nando]

[X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.
[X] Travel through Iroquois territory, traveling alongside Lee's Detachment

 

[noname12354]

Because, uhm... Fuck it we ball?

[x] [X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.

 

[Duke William of]

Genuinely happy to see how close this vote is right now, and I'm also loving the discussion around this. Keep it up, I'm gonna keep the voting going until Wednesday.

 

[Bruhmoment]

[X] Follow Montgomery's route via Lake George and Lake Champlain.

 

[lizatessu]

[X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.
Hubris is a cowards word!!

 

[koushikb8768]

[X] Crossing the ocean with John Manley's fleet, sailing around Nova Scotia, and landing east of Quebec City.

Fuck it, we balling