- Location
- Germany
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Learned by past failures.
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Okay, that's stretching it.
Learned by past failures.
He demonstrated a significant math failure and so you made him your logistics officer. Quite odd given Henry's literal next thought was:
But then we wouldn't have all these wonderful Dere archetypes!
Motivation doesn't translate to capability. The guy proved incompetent at managing his own savings. Why promote someone who's qualifications include driving themselves to bankruptcy?Nothing like a massive personal failure to motivate someone to never make the same or a similar error again.
-SK
He had enough money to live the rest of his days, it's just that his days were longer than expected.In logistic guy's defense, he is in his late-60s. That is like, old by the standards of his time. It might have been possible that he did not expect to live past X-years old, only to suprise himself in the worst way.
Actually that tradition is STILL a problem because as twins either sister could impersonate the other almost flawlessly.
What happens if Charlotte is married off to Germania and Josette stays in Galia (or vice versa) either twin could impersonate the other and that is a huge no no...
Of course the solution to marry both twins to the same guy... Lewd...
I believe "that is how I have been raised" or "that is how I was raised" would make a bit more sense here.
If they had been Holy Hand Grenades perhaps, but...
"The rabbit," I grumbled. "I want a killer rabbit."
It was unfortunate that the profession of the psychiatrist didn't exist in Halkeginia -then again, it apparently didn't exist in a lot of anime realities.
How many problems would otherwise be solved, with simply a heartfelt talk?
Truly...how many?
I would so read a fic that stars a multiverse traveling Jessica Yamada, who when she arrives in a universe and then proceeds to use her amazing psychologist powers on the main protagonists to help make their lives better. She would also somehow obtain any status/ability that would help enable her to do this but only for that universe. (Say she winds up in a verse where nobles or the like are all mages, she would be a mage as long as she was in that verse.)And that's another coin for the Monty Python Reference Jar.
I know, right? A Jessica Yamada would do wonders for a metric fuck ton of anime universes (coughneongenesisevangelioncough).
Hell, I don't plan to live past my sixties; my plan is to go off and do something stupid while leaving my cash to my kids who can use it better than I. Who wants to grow old?In logistic guy's defense, he is in his late-60s. That is like, old by the standards of his time. It might have been possible that he did not expect to live past X-years old, only to suprise himself in the worst way.
That would still be a mark against his economic sense, as it means he did not leave himself a viable contingency plan such as emergency funds. Running out of money with no fallback plan would be very bad for Henry's army considering their sense of loyalty is due to the luxuries he can throw at them.In logistic guy's defense, he is in his late-60s. That is like, old by the standards of his time. It might have been possible that he did not expect to live past X-years old, only to suprise himself in the worst way.
I would so read a fic that stars a multiverse traveling Jessica Yamada, who when she arrives in a universe and then proceeds to use her amazing psychologist powers on the main protagonists to help make their lives better. She would also somehow obtain any status/ability that would help enable her to do this but only for that universe. (Say she winds up in a verse where nobles or the like are all mages, she would be a mage as long as she was in that verse.)
Yes, especially since he is the Marshal of Gallia at a young age and a close confidant of King Joseph, the only royal who do not care for court politics. With Henry's marriage with Isabella, him getting the Duchy of Brittany and Joseph's coronation, Henry just became a Person of Interest to most nobles in Halkeginia.Also as a side note, am I the only one who thinks his army is very likely to be infested with spies and those of dubious morals due to its recruitment policies? He lets in nearly anyone including criminals with minimal investigation, and gives new identities on demand. While during peacetime there's not a whole lot of incentive to sabotage or betray for the enlisted not working for foreign powers, literally anyone could slip in.
It's been 6000 years since Brimir built the church. There's probably a spell for that, locked in the deepest, darkest archives in Romalia under the "Heretical Shit" heading.It was Venice, with its canals, and with the water thought of as Holy. More than one member of my army had asked permission to bottle some of it up, and I had spent many hours massaging the bridge of my nose and allowing no more than a flask of it per soldier -we were already tight with the space aboard, holy flasks? If they had been Holy Hand Grenades perhaps, but...
That would be a very interesting familiar to have... if it didn't bite you in the jugular first before you contract it.
Tiffania's memory wipe spell might have been useful here, but its also cruel to do since that means erasing what few, new happy memories Josette had with the Vallieres.I tapped my chin, "Have her found without memories? Though it might be thought of as impossible-if she keeps the lie up, then-"
This might seem like a sensible (if callous) idea... but it will damage Henry's image and standing among the petite armee foot soldiers. It'll tell them that their commander is a man unwilling to fight his own battles when his life is on the line. "How will he act then when faced with a real battle? Will he throw us to the meat grinder if it means saving his own hide?""A child, keeping a lie up convincingly for the rest of her life? One misstep, and it would be over," Joseph drawled. "Just hand her over. Say nothing about how you found her, neither the truth nor a lie. They'll think you wanted me as king, and worked towards that goal. Your name, the Vicious Wind-it doesn't have to be just for show. Brother will hate you, but in court right now, brother's power is practically zero. He might challenge you to a duel, but just get yourself a champion. He'll die in your place and everything will be done with," Joseph shrugged. "His honor will be satisfied and yours tarnished, but since you're just a prince-consort, it doesn't matter."
He thoughtfully looked at the bottle. "Though if your champion wins the duel -I don't think so, but miracles can happen- I don't know. Killing my brother wouldn't make me happy, but at the same time-taking away their honor would be bad. So...choose someone to die for you during the duel and reward their family well. One or two unlanded nobles would gladly do so if it meant their daughters might have a chance at a better life with a sizable dowry-"
Gotta admit, that's a pretty smooth alibi. I forgot that "dig for blackmail material" is a time-honored tradition in noble courts no matter the time nor place. Charles' was also a a very tempting target, since no one is that perfect, and anything incriminating would be a terrible blow to the image he cultivated."How you even found her-" Joseph mumbled, "perhaps it takes a twin to recognize another?" he remarked.
"The history of having twins is common within the Gallian family," I said nonchalantly. "I admit, perhaps my thoughts weren't that pure when I investigated, but I told myself...why not? If I find nothing, then it's fine, and if I find something, then let's see what it is."
It was unfortunate that the profession of the psychiatrist didn't exist in Halkeginia -then again, it apparently didn't exist in a lot of anime realities.
How many problems would otherwise be solved, with simply a heartfelt talk?
Truly...how many?
They already had that question answered by the minotaur encounter, wherein Henry defeats a powerful foe by sending a stream of trash mobs at it until it ran out of stamina. The failure was his... except for the part of the failure which involved being ripped limb from limb. That part can be carried by his subordinates.This might seem like a sensible (if callous) idea... but it will damage Henry's image and standing among the petite armee foot soldiers. It'll tell them that their commander is a man unwilling to fight his own battles when his life is on the line. "How will he act then when faced with a real battle? Will he throw us to the meat grinder if it means saving his own hide?"
I would so read a fic that stars a multiverse traveling Jessica Yamada, who when she arrives in a universe and then proceeds to use her amazing psychologist powers on the main protagonists to help make their lives better. She would also somehow obtain any status/ability that would help enable her to do this but only for that universe. (Say she winds up in a verse where nobles or the like are all mages, she would be a mage as long as she was in that verse.)
"Roderick, I want a killer rabbit," I said as I looked at the thick tome in front of my eyes. "A Fluffy bunny, which however has sharp razor teeth and aims for the neck."