Metroid: Decay

"We aren't going to die, Nova." The man said.

"Kinda hard to say otherwise." Another man said, towering above the group at seven feet. "We have about a month's worth of rations. If nothing gets through that door-"

"Don't say 'if'." The officer said. "Nothing will get through that door."

"Dude, you got the team optimist to say we're all gonna die." The man stopped fiddling with the wires. "...At least we can have a fun last few weeks. Who wants to play Monopoly?"
They have Monopoly? By the time anything gets though that door they will have already killed each other.
 
Samus running around with a hanger-on is proving to be a rather interesting dynamic.

Also, damnit Moid, It's you fault I'm playing Prime 1 again for the 15th time. Gotta scan 'em all!.
 
I'm sure I'm not the only one here thinking that that Samus picture reminds them of Satsuki Kiryuin.
 
Samus panted, her cannon still smoking from the shot. She checked her missile count, before she grimaced. "...Two-fifty left." She said. "If I keep making shots like that, I could run out of missiles very quickly."
So true. Even if you have every missile expansion, what if you run into a magical creature that charge beam shots won't damage? Or have to pound your way through 51 5-missile doors, that will regenerate like Zebetite if you go back for an ammo refill? What then?
The discerning bounty hunter need to keep these things in mind while slaughtering their way through a pirate base!
 
Wasn't the writer for Other M a raging mysogynist who disliked the Metroid series?

Or was that just one of the many insults leveled against the writer for his Incredibly shitty writing?
 
Wasn't the writer for Other M a raging mysogynist who disliked the Metroid series?

Or was that just one of the many insults leveled against the writer for his Incredibly shitty writing?

The writer, iirc, is the same one who has always been writing for Samus. Just where we saw someone like what Moid is writing here he saw a woman who would sooner let herself burn to death for no discernible reason other than that a man told her to.
 
Samus clicked her cannon several times over, as they both silently stalked the hallways. "...I have nothing."

"Oh. Well, okay." Sullivan shrugged.

"Maybe...a..." She paused, before she turned around with her plasma beam. There was a burst of fiery plasma right behind Sullivan's head, and a Gullugg exploded into burning lumps of flesh. "...Mined from SR388." Samus said, before she turned to fire another shot.

This time, a Zebesian was smacked in the chest by a missile, before it exploded messily. Shards of the creature rained onto the ground, armor clattering against the ground as Samus stared. "...That's strange."

"What? What is?" Sullivan asked.

"That creature was a space pirate." Samus said.

"...Huh?"

"Look." Samus walked over, and picked up the head of the creature. It was slightly scorched, and badly damaged, but she tapped it once. Immediately, the severed, ruined head of the space pirate dropped out of the helmet, and Sullivan jumped back in surprise.

"Oh god!"

"More specifically, it's one of the ones stationed on what used to be Zebes."

"...Zebes?"

"Planet orbiting FS-176. As it used to be. It exploded."

"...Wait, the pirates can do that?"

"Yes." Samus said. "Though that used to be their headquarters, anyway. As of the moment, it's no longer..." She gulps a little. "An issue."

"...you gulped."

Samus ignored her, as she continued talking. "Though why a fully-sentient creature is here is unsettling."

"...Okay, that I can agree with." Sullivan murmured. "...Do you know why they'd be experimenting on pirates?"

"Whatever the reason, it's unethical, even considering that they're pirates." Samus said. "The GF is violating their own rules." Samus trailed off...before she shot the severed head, obliterating it with a single powerbeam shot.

Sullivan jumped a little in surprise. "JESUS-"

"Perhaps we will run into more. Just be prepared."

"You were just saying it was unethical-!"

"Torturing them in a prolonged way is unethical. Desecrating a space pirate corpse is not."

Sullivan had something on the tip of her tongue, before she just bit it, and sighed. "...nevermind." She muttered.

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A/N: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN
 
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To be fair to Other M *sniggers* while the story behind it sucked more than 10,000 vacuum cleaners the gameplay was rather good.
...
except for the Queen Metroid fight, that was bullshit.
 
Fun concept, at least. But who in the bleeding fuck thought that tying 3D movement to the d-pad was a good idea?
Someone who wanted to play around with the Wii-mote's functions even when it wasn't really necessary, obviously. This happened with a lot of early games for the Wii, which has me wondering why they felt compelled to perpetuate the mistake.
 
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