"So, I was on post duty. 'Cause, you know, 'there's ol' Higgs again." He laughed. "Tall 's a tower and tough as one, too. So, yeah, guard duty over our camp. Heavy weapons, when, all of a sudden, a lone pirate came up to me."
Chloe immediately tensed up.
"Now, naturally, I wanted nothing more to switch to Plasma ammo and blow his head clean off, but protocol said that I don't shoot first."
"Fuck protocol." Nova said, flatly.
"Well, I'm not you." Higgs said, flatly. "And it's possible to talk anyone down. Even pirates can be dissuaded without force...intimidation?" He smiled. "Yes. However, this one in particular was interesting. Bastard was skinny...arm was broken thanks to a run-in with the local wildlife. He seemed a bit smaller than some of the other ones, even those of his same species. So I stared at him, and he just tilted his head."
Nova turned to look at Sullivan. "Hey, you alright?"
"Now, I was still kind of standing around with an itchy trigger finger. My assigned AU was watching, wondering out loud why this guy just happened to stumble around. It was then that, suddenly, it hit me. And him. He was
drugged. He ate one of the animals and unfortunately, it happened to be a hallucinogenic puffer."
Nova frowned. "Seriously?"
"Just a guess." Higgs said. "So I walked over to him, and waved my arm in front of him. He apparently had been having a pretty bad trip, because he
immediately flipped out. He started screaming bloody murder, before he tripped over his own feet, causing his pistol to slide off of his holster and accidentally discharge right through his chest and into his chin."
Chloe stared at him quietly.
"And that's the story of the saddest pirate I've ever witnessed."
"You know, I was honestly hoping for a story with more going for it than 'oh man this pirate killed himself 'cause he was fuckin' high'."
"Well, maybe you can tell a better story." Higgs said. "That kind of thing was from, six, maybe eight years ago."
"Well, I'll tell you about a different thing. Maybe a horror story."
Chloe frowned. "...We're already in a creepy place. Do we really need a-"
"Yes." Nova and Charles said harshly.
Chloe just whimpered a little.
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Samus brushed her armor off as she stood at the top of the chamber. The boxes had been pulled down, and the debris had been stuffed into her cannon and shot straight at the wall, making a makeshift stairway to the top.
She smiled, before she looked at her timer. "Five seconds to spare." She said, before she started walking up.