Meow Quest (PMMM Catgirl!Homura)
- Thread starter TheBleachDoctor
- Start date
[jk] Eat Aldaraan
[x] Call for Pink Gold Girl, you want pets
[x] Call for Pink Gold Girl, you want pets
Hyp3rB14d3
Gotta catch 'em all!
Oh noes! I went quiet for so long that I'm being replaced!
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
- Location
- Germany
[x] Lick it
- [x] Tasty! Take smaller dented ball toy home. Maybe Madoka will like it?
- [x] Tasty! Take smaller dented ball toy home. Maybe Madoka will like it?
2015 Christmas Special
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
The Christmas Special comes early! Because I'll likely be busy during actual Christmas.
You sat on the couch downstairs, kneading the fabric.
Your name was Amy Percival Venticus Akemi, but people called you Homura for short.
And you were a cat.
A kitten.
A soft, fluffy, huggable black kitten with cute purple eyes, soft squishy paws, and luscious pettable fur.
You lived with Pink Girl Madoka, who tended to your every need, gave you pets and cuddles, and loved you very much.
But you had a problem.
You didn't know what to get her for Christmas!
True, there wasn't much a Magical Best Cat (that's you, yay!) couldn't get, but you had to make sure that this year's gift was better than the gifts you've given to Pink Girl before!
Last year you got her a mouse (dead)!
And the year before you got her a bird (dead)!
The year before those two years, Bunnycat got arrested… you count that as your gift!
But now you need a great gift! A gift that will top all others!
Oh! Oh! You could purr at her!
….No, you do that all the time.
You could bring her a Big Fish! Oh, but Yellow Girl said to stop that.
Hm…. What could you bring her?
"Hey, kitty," Red Girl suddenly appeared, plopping down onto a chair nearby, "What are you doing?"
'Thinking about what to get Pink Girl,' you reply, trying to untangle your claws from the couch.
"I know what you mean," Red Girl sighed, "I have no idea what I'm going to get Mami. I mean, I tried giving her money last year, but she just complained about how I stole it all from the Yakuza. It's like, what the hell, it's the thought that counts, right kitty?"
… Well, you like fish, but thinking of fish doesn't make you full, just hungry.
"Anyways," she pulled out a granola bar and took a messy bite, "I was thinking, we could work together to get the best gifts for Mami and Madoka, what do you say?"
Best Gift for Best Girl? Acquired by Best Cat? PERFECT!
You mewled at Kyouko to indicate your interest.
"Excellent," Red Girl grinned, giving you a quick ear scritchies, "I'll go make preparations. Get ready, kitty, this is going to be a wild ride."
/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\
"Oh my god," Kyouko gaped at the population of Moscow, which had been transformed entirely into kittens, "I don't know how…. Oh god."
"Mew," you replied from on top of Red Girl's shoulder.
"Okay, okay, whatever, Kyubey will fix it all," she shook her head, "For now, let's get back to Japan, you've got the gifts, right kitty?"
You nodded, thinking back to the Holy Grail (for Mami!) in your sleep disc, along with a hundred tactical nukes wrapped in fish (for Pink Girl!) in there as well. All safe and sound.
"Not so fast!" a deep voice called out in Russian as a massive machine slammed into the ground, rising menacingly.
"Shit!" Kyouko stepped back in shock, "It's Putin!"
"It is indeed I, Putin," Putin declared from within his Communist Mech, the hydraulics whirring as it stomped its way closer, "And you will pay for stealing my nation's treasure!"
"What," Kyouko bared her spear with a grimace, "The Holy Grail?"
"No, you fool!" he shouted angrily, "The Fish Bombs! My Communist Forefathers toiled hard to construct those!"
Oh no, he's after Pink Girl's gift! He won't get it!
"Come on, Kyubey," Kyouko muttered, "Erase this guy's memory already, he knows too much!"
'I cannot,' Bunnycat replied from nearby, 'I am on paid vacation.'
"YOU SON OF A BIT-" Kyouko shouted furiously right before Putin was upon you.
/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\
You limped towards the door on your tiny kitty paws. Red Girl had stayed behind so you could deliver the Christmas gifts.
"Eh, Homura-chan!" Pink Girl answered the door, kneeling down and picking you up, "What happened to you?!"
"I happened!" Putin declared, landing in the street, holding a limp Kyouko in his mecha hands, "Surrender the Fish Bombs, and I may let you live!"
"Fish Bombs?" Madoka looked to you, "Did you get me Fish Bombs for Christmas, Homura-chan?"
You nodded, mewling. Only the best for Pink Girl!
"Mr. Putin," Pink Girl placed you on her shoulder, "Please, this isn't in the Christmas Spirit! If the Fish Bombs had languished in your arsenal, they couldn't bring joy and happiness to the people of the world!"
"Ah, yes," Putin gasped, "I was such a fool! Please forgive me, I did not realize the true meaning of the Christmas season!"
"That being said," Madoka whipped on a pair of shades and trenchcoat, "Ya wrecked ma street. That makes me mighty mad."
Then the Yakuza appeared, and gunned Putin down mercilessly.
"Merry Christmas, Homura-chan!" Madoka pet you cheerfully, "I took over the Yakuza and secured the catnip trade for you alone!"
She set you down in a box of catnip, "Enjoy!"
You frolicked among the catnip. And all was well.
The Meow Quest 2015 Christmas Special
You sat on the couch downstairs, kneading the fabric.
Your name was Amy Percival Venticus Akemi, but people called you Homura for short.
And you were a cat.
A kitten.
A soft, fluffy, huggable black kitten with cute purple eyes, soft squishy paws, and luscious pettable fur.
You lived with Pink Girl Madoka, who tended to your every need, gave you pets and cuddles, and loved you very much.
But you had a problem.
You didn't know what to get her for Christmas!
True, there wasn't much a Magical Best Cat (that's you, yay!) couldn't get, but you had to make sure that this year's gift was better than the gifts you've given to Pink Girl before!
Last year you got her a mouse (dead)!
And the year before you got her a bird (dead)!
The year before those two years, Bunnycat got arrested… you count that as your gift!
But now you need a great gift! A gift that will top all others!
Oh! Oh! You could purr at her!
….No, you do that all the time.
You could bring her a Big Fish! Oh, but Yellow Girl said to stop that.
Hm…. What could you bring her?
"Hey, kitty," Red Girl suddenly appeared, plopping down onto a chair nearby, "What are you doing?"
'Thinking about what to get Pink Girl,' you reply, trying to untangle your claws from the couch.
"I know what you mean," Red Girl sighed, "I have no idea what I'm going to get Mami. I mean, I tried giving her money last year, but she just complained about how I stole it all from the Yakuza. It's like, what the hell, it's the thought that counts, right kitty?"
… Well, you like fish, but thinking of fish doesn't make you full, just hungry.
"Anyways," she pulled out a granola bar and took a messy bite, "I was thinking, we could work together to get the best gifts for Mami and Madoka, what do you say?"
Best Gift for Best Girl? Acquired by Best Cat? PERFECT!
You mewled at Kyouko to indicate your interest.
"Excellent," Red Girl grinned, giving you a quick ear scritchies, "I'll go make preparations. Get ready, kitty, this is going to be a wild ride."
/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\
"Oh my god," Kyouko gaped at the population of Moscow, which had been transformed entirely into kittens, "I don't know how…. Oh god."
"Mew," you replied from on top of Red Girl's shoulder.
"Okay, okay, whatever, Kyubey will fix it all," she shook her head, "For now, let's get back to Japan, you've got the gifts, right kitty?"
You nodded, thinking back to the Holy Grail (for Mami!) in your sleep disc, along with a hundred tactical nukes wrapped in fish (for Pink Girl!) in there as well. All safe and sound.
"Not so fast!" a deep voice called out in Russian as a massive machine slammed into the ground, rising menacingly.
"Shit!" Kyouko stepped back in shock, "It's Putin!"
"It is indeed I, Putin," Putin declared from within his Communist Mech, the hydraulics whirring as it stomped its way closer, "And you will pay for stealing my nation's treasure!"
"What," Kyouko bared her spear with a grimace, "The Holy Grail?"
"No, you fool!" he shouted angrily, "The Fish Bombs! My Communist Forefathers toiled hard to construct those!"
Oh no, he's after Pink Girl's gift! He won't get it!
"Come on, Kyubey," Kyouko muttered, "Erase this guy's memory already, he knows too much!"
'I cannot,' Bunnycat replied from nearby, 'I am on paid vacation.'
"YOU SON OF A BIT-" Kyouko shouted furiously right before Putin was upon you.
/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\
You limped towards the door on your tiny kitty paws. Red Girl had stayed behind so you could deliver the Christmas gifts.
"Eh, Homura-chan!" Pink Girl answered the door, kneeling down and picking you up, "What happened to you?!"
"I happened!" Putin declared, landing in the street, holding a limp Kyouko in his mecha hands, "Surrender the Fish Bombs, and I may let you live!"
"Fish Bombs?" Madoka looked to you, "Did you get me Fish Bombs for Christmas, Homura-chan?"
You nodded, mewling. Only the best for Pink Girl!
"Mr. Putin," Pink Girl placed you on her shoulder, "Please, this isn't in the Christmas Spirit! If the Fish Bombs had languished in your arsenal, they couldn't bring joy and happiness to the people of the world!"
"Ah, yes," Putin gasped, "I was such a fool! Please forgive me, I did not realize the true meaning of the Christmas season!"
"That being said," Madoka whipped on a pair of shades and trenchcoat, "Ya wrecked ma street. That makes me mighty mad."
Then the Yakuza appeared, and gunned Putin down mercilessly.
"Merry Christmas, Homura-chan!" Madoka pet you cheerfully, "I took over the Yakuza and secured the catnip trade for you alone!"
She set you down in a box of catnip, "Enjoy!"
You frolicked among the catnip. And all was well.
MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Well, where I'm from, it's been over 90 mins into Christmas.
Eh, those are normal cat gifts.
Wait, what? Kyuuby actually got arrested?
Yeah, she would.
This will probably end badly.
Correction. This will end in FIRE.
OK, that's the second noodle incident you've used for this special. You're treading the line on bad comedy overusage.
... and now you've crossed it.
Not surprising. The man's KGB to the core.
Could have used more of those kinds of jokes, IMO.
I know he's not on vacation. Kyuuby just finally got tired of being pushed around.
Trippiest. Present. Ever.
Same to you, you catnip-addled sawbones.
*takes away all catnip from BleachDoctor* Go. Enjoy the holiday. And don't use the same joke back-to-back-to-back in the future.
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
*Kitten Collective opens presents, which are many boxes of catnip*
GonnaSneeze
Ah...Aaaahh...AAAHHHH...
- Location
- Earth
Bleach what the hell
you can't just go around making really stupid shit
and then doing it better than me
it's my only job
I gotta put food on the table man
merry christmas you degenerate
you can't just go around making really stupid shit
and then doing it better than me
it's my only job
I gotta put food on the table man
merry christmas you degenerate
Icipall
Don't worry, we can fanfix that!
- Location
- Cold snow fields of Finland
We need to hear this story.
Nuclear fire.
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
The 2014 Christmas Special.
Icipall
Don't worry, we can fanfix that!
- Location
- Cold snow fields of Finland
Wait what?
