I work at a hospital, so I'm stuck with diet pop (which I skip over, anyway), "diet" "energy drinks" (Rockstars and the like), and, well, diet almost everything.
 
It's probably more to do with the sudden appearance of a strange object behind them.
Considering how they do the same thing for pencils, shoelaces, belts, and pieces of thick string, but not many other things, I think it's the snake theory. Also, the cats that I got from a barn in west Texas react significantly more than the one raised as an indoors-cat.
Edit: Foot-long (30.48 cm.) leather shoelaces work really well.
 
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Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[x] Wake up Pink Kitten! Play! Play!
No. of votes: 1
Hyp3rB14d3

[x] Turn Pink Cat back into Pink Girl
-[x] Because YOU FORGOT TO EAT BREAKFAST, OMG SO HUNGRY!
No. of votes: 3
angelofwhim, Zam, Dark Lord Potato

[x] Turn Pink Cat back into Pink Girl
-[x] Because YOU FORGOT TO EATBREAKFAST, OMG SO HUNGRY!
-[X] You can leave the ears and tail on Madoka though. Madoka only needs hands hands to get food.
No. of votes: 1
wingnut2292

[x] Turn Pink Cat back into Pink Girl
-[x] Because YOU FORGOT TO EATBREAKFAST, OMG SO HUNGRY!
-[X] You can leave the ears and tail on Madoka though. Madoka only needs hands hands to get food.
-[x] Decat self
No. of votes: 12
ltmauve, RexHeller, Ramble, Higure, Spicier-Angel, Catboy41, Nottheunmaker, Labuto, MrLZRS, SailorMidgard, Always Late, NHO

[x] Turn Pink Cat back into Pink Girl
-[x] Because YOU FORGOT TO EAT BREAKFAST, OMG SO HUNGRY!
-[X] You can leave the ears and tail on Madoka though. Madoka only needs hands to get foods
No. of votes: 1
GonnaSneeze


 
Kittens. Kittens. Kittens. Kittens. Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens!! KITTENS!!! *buried under fluffy-soft*
 
I am the fur of my kitten
Cute is my body, uguu is my blood
I have created over a thousand cat people
Unknown to death,
Nor known to dogs
Have withstood feels to create many kittens
Yet, those paws will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited kitten works

I tried
 
I am the flesh and bone of my own cat.
Fur flows through my body, as purrs are what courses through my blood.
I have held over a thousand precious cats.
Unknown to dogs.
Nor known to man.
Many times I have withstood pain to cuddle thousands of cats.
And yet, these hands that have held so much will never get to keep any of them.
So as I pray now, I call forth 'Unlimited Cats Work' .
 
I am the flesh and bone of my own cat.
Fur flows through my body, as purrs are what courses through my blood.
I have held over a thousand precious cats.
Unknown to dogs.
Nor known to man.
Many times I have withstood pain to cuddle thousands of cats.
And yet, these hands that have held so much will never get to keep any of them.
So as I pray now, I call forth 'Unlimited Cats Work' .
BRILLENT
 
Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[x] Wake up Pink Kitten! Play! Play!
No. of votes: 1
Hyp3rB14d3

[x] Turn Pink Cat back into Pink Girl
-[x] Because YOU FORGOT TO EAT BREAKFAST, OMG SO HUNGRY!
No. of votes: 3
angelofwhim, Zam, Dark Lord Potato

[x] Turn Pink Cat back into Pink Girl
-[x] Because YOU FORGOT TO EATBREAKFAST, OMG SO HUNGRY!
-[X] You can leave the ears and tail on Madoka though. Madoka only needs hands hands to get food.
No. of votes: 1
wingnut2292

[x] Turn Pink Cat back into Pink Girl
-[x] Because YOU FORGOT TO EATBREAKFAST, OMG SO HUNGRY!
-[X] You can leave the ears and tail on Madoka though. Madoka only needs hands hands to get food.
-[x] Decat self
No. of votes: 12
ltmauve, RexHeller, Ramble, Higure, Spicier-Angel, Catboy41, Nottheunmaker, Labuto, MrLZRS, SailorMidgard, Always Late, NHO

[x] Turn Pink Cat back into Pink Girl
-[x] Because YOU FORGOT TO EAT BREAKFAST, OMG SO HUNGRY!
-[X] You can leave the ears and tail on Madoka though. Madoka only needs hands to get foods
No. of votes: 1
GonnaSneeze



Could you post the tally in a quote? That way it won't trigger the OP update number-of-words alert.
 
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[x] Turn Pink Cat back into Pink Girl
-[x] Because YOU FORGOT TO EAT BREAKFAST, OMG SO HUNGRY!
-[X] You can leave the ears and tail on Madoka though. Madoka only needs hands hands to get food.
-[x] Decat self

Oh, you should probably turn Pink Cat back into Pink girl. If she spends too much time as Cat, she might not want to be Girl, and only Girl can give pets!
With a pop, she's there, still sleeping. Blanket not covering her anymore, though. You try to push it more onto her with your tiny paws!
...
Partial success!

Oh... you're hungry. You forgot to finish eating breakfast! You're so hungry! Food!
Oh, you give Pink girl back ears and tail. Those things are important, and no cat should not have them! Even not cats.

Then you turn back into human body, because then... because then you can reach food easier!

"Ah, you're awake," MadokaMom notices, turning to face you, "Kyouko and Mami explained things to me before they left. So, Homura, should I be worried that you're turning my daughter into a cat?"

[] Write in...
 
[x]Ah! Auntie Junko
-[x]We asked her if she wanted to be catted
--[x]It's perfectly reversible, so you shouldn't worry
-[x]Can we get breakfast?
--[x]And if Pink Girl is going to keep sleeping, we should get her a bigger blanket

And yes, I am switching from using "MadokaMom" to "Auntie Junko" on purpose, because we're trying to impress MadokaMom with how mature, respectful, and thoughtful we are. Which we totally are, because we are best cat.
 
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[X] "No!"
-[X] "Do you want to try in?"
--[X] if yes, catgirl her.
-[x]Can we get breakfast?
--[x]And if Pink Girl is going to keep sleeping, we should get her a bigger blanket

Mixing two into one, my own.
 
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