Mauling Snarks (Worm) (Complete)

Feeding snarks bothers me. Observations of Eden show that parts of her have started glowing.

What if feeding too many snarks is an Entity equivalent to CPR, and they wake her up?
 
Feeding snarks bothers me. Observations of Eden show that parts of her have started glowing.

What if feeding too many snarks is an Entity equivalent to CPR, and they wake her up?

If it ever seem to happen, there is a device specially made to kill it, which would be used. It is called "Plot device".

Too much caffeine induced bad joke...
 
Rather think @AquilaIgnis means Fred and George Weasley. Pranksters, not space pirates.
I think the reference was to the Weasly twins and their 'Twinspeak'

:ninja:
Okay. Now bury me with the rest of the Neanderthals... I feel sooo old right now...
To be fair, Laz and Lor did the same. I do not remember if Castor and Pollux Stone (another pair of redheaded twins created by RAH) did likewise.
OH! A FELLOW NEANDERTHAL! I'm sooo happy! :cry:

And yes, IIRC Lazarus asked the twins not to do that, until he realized that not talking like that hampered the thought processes of both of them.
 
Leet is going to build a well armed and armoured flying car for Taylor, isn't he? And Amy's forcefield will be able to tank multiple golden fuck-off beams.
 
Taylor: Hello Inference Engine.
You know, some times I read that as "Indiference Engine", and other times as "Interference Engine" due to how nosy and snarky Lisa is.

Most of the time I read it correctly, though.
Honestly, I expect him to accidentally end up building a Culture-grade flying tank. Because his shard is also grateful to Taylor.
And I think you don't think large enough.

Only a Fleet of Fog Yamato-class battleship, complete with dual Mental Models, will be enough to protect Taylor and show at the same time how grateful Leet's snark actually is.

What? Taylor said "platform" without being specific in the size, except that it should be able to carry passengers.

EDIT: Adding spoilered pics...

EDIT2: The spoiler tags are not working for me. Are they working for everyone else??

EDIT3: Fixed. Don't put quotes, either single or double, in the spoiler titles.
 
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Honestly, I expect him to accidentally end up building a Culture-grade flying tank. Because his shard is also grateful to Taylor.
I'm thinking more about something that can give a Culture-grade flying tank or Bolo (or a star destroyer for that matter) a run for their money in terms of armour and armaments but still looks like a car. A car that can do the trip to Pluto (for ice-fishing) in less than a hour.
 
"Hello again Miss Hebert, Miss Dallon," Colin said as he came in before Taylor could answer. He also pushed a reinforced chair into the room, probably for him to sit on. "Director Piggot and Miss Militia will be a few minutes."
...every time I see "Miss Hebert" and "Miss Militia" in the same paragraph, I start imagining the latter as actually being named Militia.

(I don't think her last name ever came up in canon? It almost certainly isn't Militia, though.)
This is a bit confusing to those who remember that Lisa's real name is Sarah.
Like me. I was all "wait, isn't Sarah already on that list? and isn't she normally known as Lisa, anyway?"

Took me almost half a minute to realize that she was talking about Sarah Pelham.
Probably for her wall, the one they build after shitting bricks.
It's so obviously this that I now expect CmptrWz to be trolling and have it actually be for something else entirely.
*blinks* Is that, like their version of Captain Crunch or something? Or is it a Tinker-made cereal that's ridiculously good?
Yeah, thought about pretty much the same thing...
By some reason every time I think of Leet's snark's freak-out I can't help remembering the "Ivan the Dreaded kills his son"
...yeah, that story is a major part of why Ivan the Awesome became Ivan the Terrible.

(The correct modern translation, as noted by Wikipedia, is probably Ivan the Formidable. I don't think I've seen "Ivan the Dreaded" before, though... I wonder if "Ivan the Dreadful" is attested?)

(Oh, and the pic really should be spoilered for gore.)
To be fair, Laz and Lor did the same. I do not remember if Castor and Pollux Stone (another pair of redheaded twins created by RAH) did likewise.
Now I'm wondering about Gideon and Fabian Prewett...

(What book was the Laz and Lor twin-speak thing from again, by the way? I don't recall it coming up in Time Enough For Love, and I haven't read much of the other books where that family shows up.)
Honestly, I expect him to accidentally end up building a Culture-grade flying tank. Because his shard is also grateful to Taylor.
Culture-grade would be tricky, because that comes with a high-end inbuilt AI. I'm not sure if the capabilities of Leet's shard extend that far...
And I think you don't think large enough.

Only a Fleet of Fog Yamato-class battleship, complete with dual Mental Models, will be enough to protect Taylor and show at the same time how grateful Leet's snark actually is.

What? Taylor said "platform" without being specific in the size, except that it should be able to carry passengers.
...Doubly true for this one - and I thought of that turn of phrase before I realized the pun it would make :)

I agree on the size, though. Admittedly getting the sheer amount of materials might be tricky - then again, IIRC, the Boat Graveyard is still a thing in this continuity...
...Or it could work like the Skidbladnir, and just fold away when not in use. Would definitely save on the amount of materials - while probably still doable with tinkertech (well, Leet's version of it, anyway).


And not really on-topic for any recent discussion, but I've been wondering - just what, exactly, was Gordon's plan with the snark attack? What would the result have been if he didn't end up missing?

(Sorry if that's a spoiler.)
 
I agree on the size, though. Admittedly getting the sheer amount of materials might be tricky - then again, IIRC, the Boat Graveyard is still a thing in this continuity...
Nanomaterials, son.

Once you have the dual Union Cores working and able to project the Mental Models, they will grab everything in the Boat Graveyard, and land-based scrapyards, and all underwater wrecks in a wide area.

"Oooh, look, it's the wreck of DD-468 USS Taylor!"

"Wasn't that ship scrapped in Italy?"

"Who cares about historical accuracy? Let's make nanomaterials out of it!"

"Who cares? I suspect our author is about to find out..."

Personal note: :cry::cry::cry:
 
I'm thinking more about something that can give a Culture-grade flying tank or Bolo (or a star destroyer for that matter) a run for their money in terms of armour and armaments but still looks like a car. A car that can do the trip to Pluto (for ice-fishing) in less than a hour.

How about Gay Deceiver, from RAH's "The Number of the Beast" :)
 
How about Gay Deceiver, from RAH's "The Number of the Beast" :)
Seconding that one. Should have thought of it.

(Still think she has some connection with Gay-Do...)

[EDIT: the latter is from Kir Bulychov's Girl from Earth series]
 
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Also, I think I see what may have happened. Cauldron and the Triumvirete forgot that they may need psychologists checking their mental health, which is how the whole Endbringer fiasco started. No one was checking Eidolon's mental health.
Psychologists? Who has the time? All of them have full-time jobs in the Protectorate (and in Alexandria's case a second full-time job running the PRT) along with the second full-time job being the Edgiest Edgelords being Edgy; who has time to make sure they're actually sane?
 
Thankfully they fixed the bug where it stayed crunchy even in your belly. THAT was an uncomfortable 'tinker oopsie'. Still not as bad as that one tinker's experiment in to Sugar Free Gummy Bears though.
*grimace* That sounds unpleasant.
*blinks* Wait, what? What on earth possessed him/her to try that?

Which pair of redheaded twins?

Lorelei Lee and Lapis Lazuli Long? As in the twin female clones of Lazarus Long?
I meant the Weasley twins, actually. I'm not familiar with those two.

King Vitaman actually, Captain Crunch doesn't have cereal bits shaped like COGS.

"It's a HEROIC part of a balanced breakfast."
"Now with marshmallow halberds!"
The boxes have collectible masks on the back...
I've never even heard of King Vitaman. How old is it? (On a side note, wouldn't the cogs be better for Mechanicus cereal? [40k])
*thumbs up* Nice slogan!

Yeah, thought about pretty much the same thing...
You know, I find it very strange that I've never considered the more mundane tinker specializations. Like, I've never thought of a tinker who specializes in food, for example.
 
Feeding snarks bothers me. Observations of Eden show that parts of her have started glowing.

What if feeding too many snarks is an Entity equivalent to CPR, and they wake her up?

Might actually be a good thing, in this 'verse. Who knows what her real motivations and MO is for these kind of things, the "using all earths in the multi-verse for energy" might only be a thing after all the suns are going red on us.
 
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