La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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So glad to see this back, sorry to hear about Plaus.
Precedent*



As for the Plan, my focus is on the artillery. We need heavy guns or else it won't matter what the rest of the force looks like.
Regulars and cavalrymen (We have Dragoons right?) will get mulched without proper support.

Cavalry is best for pressuring points and mobility on the battlefield, it doesn't win much of anything on its own. And certainly not in the numbers we have, even if we recruit and train this turn.

Any situation where the cavalry have come into use so far, it's been because the Infantry and artillery had already done their jobs. (IIRC)

At the expense of not being able to carry through on a route should we have a victory, I think it best to make it so we can win in the first place.

[] Training (Calvary): You will need to turn this poor excuse of a unit into a fighting force. Costs 1 wealth. DC:5
[] Training (Artillery): You will need to turn this poor excuse of a unit into a fighting force. Costs 1 wealth. DC:30
[]Blackmarket Canon: There are rumors that the Blackmarket in a certain bordering nation that shall not be named, offers surplus canon for a reasonable price... you don't like circumventing the armies supply chain... but you need canon. Cost 6 Wealth DC: 40

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I'm picking this for story reasons. It might not be the best timing considering the coup that just happened, but an Auclair would at the very least be a name paid attention to at the moment.
That's a lot of men that will be either dead, enslaved, or imprisoned on the far end of the Mediterranean. (And that's if they can make it to Egypt without being interdicted, then they'd just drown at sea) If the plan goes through.

It would be very good for our reputation among the soldiers if we speak up against what's effectively a suicide mission. If we suffer for speaking up, we'll recoup in the future.
This particular campaign we're involved in right now seems like it's bound to be a mess anyway. It might save us some damage to get shuffled elsewhere.

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[]Protest the Invasion of Egypt (Officially): You should know that the French Navy is not capable of striking out against the royal navy. You will protest this invasion, hopefully, someone in the Directorate sees sense. Cost 1 Wealth DC: ??? Note: While doing this, you may get reprimanded, and even reassigned.

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I just like the kids and think they should see what's left of their family. I'm a softy.

Likewise, some active delegation on our part is already happening with regard to the drilling of the soldiers, we should just make it official that we're handing some authority down the chain of command.
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[] Care for The Children: The children while much more relaxed than they were before the new year are still children. DC: 5
[]Returning Family: Elisibeth Capet has been tried and has been found not guilty for whatever crimes the old republic tried her for. She's now free to return to the only estate recognized as the Capets owning, a small vineyard in Southern Aquitaine, the only place that was no officially confiscated from the family after Louis Capet Died. DC: ???
[]The Staff Question: You need to speak to your staff about commanding a force this large... you are going to need to promote one of them, for a temporary position as your chief of Staff. DC: 5
[]Speak with Jourdan: You want to speak to your commanding officer, to see what he really thinks of you. DC: 20
 
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We need heavy guns or else it won't matter what the rest of the force looks like.
Is there any indication we'll be assaulting fortified positions? That would certainly change things.

Otherwise, our infantry Force should be large enough to serve as our anvil and more cavalry makes for a much better hammer which can be used without risking hitting our forces.
 
God help me, I do not want the quality to suffer due to my incompetence
Don't worry about it too much man. Let your concern keep you vigilant.
I pray for him and his speedy recovery.
As do I. I will roll a pair of dice for him. (In private, so only the dice gods know the results.)

Is there any indication we'll be assaulting fortified positions?
We are about to campaign in Germany, right? (Real question, it's been a minute and my mind is foggy.)

The land of castles and mountains will definitely have something we'll need siege guns for. But even without having to deal with fortifications, field artillery is a must.
Otherwise, our infantry Force should be large enough to serve as our anvil
This right here is why I'm so desperate to get more artillery. We're very underpowered in relationship to our enemy (Prussia), going on the offence and with a finite amount of men. Everything that keeps our troops from taking on casualties while at the same time bloodying the enemy is artillery.

To be that anvil, we need to be able to make our positions as hard as possible. That's where the batteries come in.

Cavalry is good, but they're liable to getting worn down, and very quickly.

They also have one of the most dangerous positions in battle. That means bad casualties and poorer performance as the campaign goes on. Artillery has the good fortune of being replaceable, reparable even, horses and horsemen aren't like that.*


*Now that I think of it, a good reason to stock up on cavalry is just to prepare for future losses. Artillery can at least be expected to stay away from the active fighting.
 
a good reason to stock up on cavalry is just to prepare for future losses. Artillery can at least be expected to stay away from the active fighting.
My reasoning exactly. Also, remember that we still should hear out the envoy for an update on the state of the war. It could have a huge impact on where we're going.


Real question, it's been a minute and my mind is foggy
Not sure but if I have my history right, it's about the time a three prong assault was launched with the hopes of forcing Austria to quit the war.

IRL, the 2 northern prongs failed while the third lead by Bonaparte punched right through northern Italy and into Austria causing them to panic and sue for peace.

Could be wrong, could be different in-verse.
 
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Not sure but if I have my history right, it's about the time a three prong assault was launched with the hopes of forcing Austria to quit the war.

IRL, the 2 northern prongs failed while the third lead by Bonaparte punched right through northern Italy and into Austria causing them to panic and sue for peace.

Could be wrong, could be different in-verse.
Actually, the Two Pronged Attack in the North and Italy have started, with us holding down the Center at the Rhine to prevent a Prussian counter attack.

The North has succeeded and kicked the Austrians out other Netherlands.

Italy... well you'll see Italy in about... Twenty Minutes.
 
1794 Quarter 2 Rumor Mill
1794 Quarter 2 Rumor Mill

Napoleon: d100 = 72+25=97

Napoleon Bonaparte is perhaps… a genius, perhaps even more so... His first strike against the Austrian army has created a hole in the great defenses of the Austrian Hold in Italy.

A hole that his entire force is exploiting.

Marching with canon, horses and infantry, he marches to italy… to conquer it all.

Reward: Napoleon has utterly smashed the Austrian forces coming from the south, and has quite literally, opened the door to Italy for a Lightning Attack.

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Brian: d100 = 91

Brian Auclair is many things. A Soldier, an officer, a surveyor… an idealist who believed in something that not even most of his fellow countrymen believe in… The right to determination, in a free and independent society… Some would even call him a radical.

To many of the world, he is nothing special. He is nothing special to the world…

Yet now, he stands as a beacon of hope to both his fellow countrymen, and the ideals he has sworn to protect. While he is well aware of his failings, even to the point where many of his ideas would drastically change how France is, and how it operates… he still believes in the dream.

For all the politics that he has partaken in… for all the pragmatism he was forced to adopt to keep himself alive and in the good graces of his friends and allies…

No one questioned his ideals. No one questioned his courage…

And no one, even for all of his mistakes… would even question his convictions and love for his country.

But now in Italy, he faces an innumerable fact… One that he now remembers...

That his career, and his life are now bound to one man. One man he has grown first to love… than distrust… hate… and than somewhere in between.

Napoleon Bonaparte.

But Napoleon does not care about things as petty as politics on the battlefield... he cares only about victory.

And he believes Brian Auclair is better served as someone close to him, rather than being pushed away, to be relegated to a lower officer... For he is lacking in Compatent officers... men he can trust.

So he did something that most men in his position would never do.

He has made Brian Auclair, a Republican Zealot in some (more Radical) eyes... his chief of staff.

Reward: Brian's stats have been updated.

Brian is now Napoleon's Chief of Staff, wielding incredible influence in Napoleon's campaigns and future policies in the Region.

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Disaster Roll:d100 = 90 (This is a very good thing. France, for the first time in a few years... is a bit on the stable side. It only cost the first republic.)

With the Chaos in the Vendee, and the Capitol silent, the Directorate is able to commit to several new projects. With funds from the Army of the North being rebuilt, they can make use of rebuilding the Medditerannian Fleet, and establishing a new republic in the Netherlands…

And while the Directorate's power is near limitless… the convention that had been disbanded has been reformed, keeping a promise to one Brian Auclair, and his supporters, to prevent another civil war.. And while not nearly the power that he once had mere months ago, Maximilian Robespierre is a figure of renown… if he were not ridiculed by his fellows for… failure in preserving the republic in the Conventions forum.

But Robespierre is not clamoring for the immediate return to the republic… as would be expected of him.

No… he is quite quiet. Letting others work while he quietly gives his opinion on the matters. He makes his opinions known, and his distrust of the new government plain as day... but nothing more.

Commissioner Saint-Just has been recalled to Paris, to be reassigned.

Many fear he may be executed by the new government. He however is not afraid.

Reward: France is stable, for the first time in years. And there are some who wish for nothing more than peace.

Robespierre is quietly acting as the elder statesman to the convention, trying his best to preserve what little power they still have, to try and reform the REpublic again.

Saint-Just is being reassigned… to his death or to another army, no one knows.
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Army of the North:d100 = 70 (Hey we might even get reinforcements from Kellerman and Dumouriez)

The Army of the North have secured their objectives in the Netherlands.

There is no resistance, save for a few scattered pockets in the cities, who know the war is over for them.

Reward: The Army of the North, once it is fully fortified in its positions… will be able to send a very large detachment to assist on other fronts.

New Action Available, as well as a few New Officers, can join your Staff and Army if you make requests.

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Army of Italy:d100 = 74

The Army of Italy has in its objectives, secured victory.

Reward: THe Army of Italy continues forward into Italy.

The Actions of Napoleon has Granted the Army Supreme confidence. +5 to their rolls next turn

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Prussia:d100 = 19

And with mounting pressures from the French Army on the Rhine and on their western Borders from The Netherlands… They are considering an armistice.

Fearing that there is an attack imminent on their borders, they prepare.

Reward: There is no movement... except the shuffling of the Prussian Diplomats sending anything to Paris.

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Austria:d100 = 8

The Austrian Army in The Netherlands and in Italy have collapsed. Their entire fronts disintegrated without a grand defiant stand to stop the French.

The stories of the unstoppable forces in the North, scattering the dozens of divisions into the Italian countryside…

Some may choose to fight back… others may just run back to Austria.

But their defense in Italy is close to being destroyed.

Reward: The Austrian army in the Netherlands and Italy have partially collapsed, leaving many militia and Local Garrisons to fend for themselves.
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GB:d100 = 57

There is rumors that the British government is going to request an armistice to stop the war with France, to build its forces, and to... prevent the French from making more moves abroad.

But they are just rumors.

Reward: Peace at Last?
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Russia:d100 = 11

Catherine the Great arose to work one moring, saying she had rested better then she had in a long time.

Three hours after... she died.

Tsarina Falls...

Long like the Tsar.

Reward: Long Live Paul the First, Tsar of Russia...

Will chaos Grip Russia?
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Haiti: d100 = 71

The Little colony that could... has been offered a seat at the convention, to sit as a representative of Haiti's interests. Despite the fact that they would not exactly make a dent in-country politics.

But the Haitians are quite thankful for the gesture of trust and faith.

Reward: Political representation for the win.
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America:d100 = 47

There has been violence in Georgia. Former slaves who had bought their freedom were arrested by men in the night, and then claimed to be slaves.

Riots from abolitionists in Georgia have rocked the state to its core.

And the institution of slavery, for the first time since its inception in the new colonys with Jamestown... has been called into question, both at the state and federal level.

And all it will lead to is a disunited states.

Reward: The Civil War may be coming early... but the matter has been brought to congress.

Will Slavery Destroy the American Experiment?

AN: Enjoy.

Also the reason the rolls are not blue and highlighting to the thing... I really just have a problem with that. Sorry.
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

VIVE LA FRANCE!

HOLY SHIT THESE ROLLS!
I know... I was expecting Rob to try and Revolution his way back to power... but instead he decided to take a long look in the mirror and realize that while he was not the man who may have caused everything... but he does have a responsibility to fix that mistake.
The end to America's bullshit luck, but everything went brilliantly for us. Long live the republic!
i know... I was rather surprised they decided to speedrun to the civil war. Then again, no one likes the Antebellum period anyway.
 
Napoleon: d100 = 72+25=97
Napoleon is back at the game boys!
Big bro is... Actually doing pretty well, if kinda unstable.
Disaster Roll:d100 = 90
Well... The 1st Republic is gone, but it seems that we may have chosen the best way to make it go.

Let's just hope that the future holds something that makes it's death worth it.
Army of the North:d100 = 70
Army of Italy:d100 = 74
Good stuff right here, I hope that we can keep the good stuff going.
...Now that I think about it, has Prussia ever had a good roll in this place? I can't remember... Anyways, they are having serious issues that we can exploit, and that's what matters right now.
...Jeez, Austria has been getting punched every single moment here, but it seems that their armies are finally collapsing, and everybody knows what that means.

Let's go to Vienna, my friends.
So long, Catherine; I hope that your empire burns and follows you to the tomb.

Also, minor stuff but, I think that 'Later' should replace the 'After' in the line about her death.
Haiti is... Having a decent time, actually!

Hope that they keep having good luck.
When you speedrun almost sixty to eighty years of your entire history in a few starting years.

USA: "I'm Speed!"

...Anyways, things are going well for us, I hope that things keep going well for the immediate future!
 
you speedrun almost sixty to eighty years of your entire history in a few starting years.

USA: "I'm Speed!"

...Anyways, things are going well for us, I hope that things keep going well for the immediate future!
The America Negaverse: If we make the civil War happen early, we can take over the West Early with huge bonuses thanks to the Free Black Population!

The Frontier: It's literally Free Real Estate.

Native Negaverse: Hey... WE are not Free Real Estate!
 
The America Negaverse: If we make the civil War happen early, we can take over the West Early with huge bonuses thanks to the Free Black Population!

The Frontier: It's literally Free Real Estate.

Native Negaverse: Hey... WE are not Free Real Estate!
Negaverse!USA: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."
 
That's not fair, a lot of people do. They're just all really terrible, or have glasses so rose-tinted they called me a filthy ningen who deserves nothing but annihilation.
Excatly!

Considering I've got two relatives who fought on both sides of the civil war (They were from Tennessee)... it's confusing. and conflicting.

And it makes Mama Magoose's Actions to place her sons out of the war by pointing a shotgun at them all the more heartwarming.
 
Okay, the big things here in terms of our planning are that the rumor mill helps give us new info on Napoleon + Brian and helps give us context for the Prussia situation.
 
Okay, the big things here in terms of our planning are that the rumor mill helps give us new info on Napoleon + Brian and helps give us context for the Prussia situation.
Yeah, Brian has kinda taken Bethier's place as Napoleon's chief of Staff... which means Berthier is available for poaching.
 
Negaverse!USA: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."
Also Negaverse!USA: We've got a good deal for you...Ten Acres and a Mule.

Negaverse!Natives: Thats not a good deal!?

Negaverse!USA: Not for you but the Free African American's.

Negaverse!Natives: What's your plan for us!?

Negaverse!USA: Something far better...National Park Wardens.

Negaverse!Natives: Wait whats a National Park?

Negaverse!USA: I have No idea...all I know that's its MUCH more humane then what I was originally planning to do until the Iroquois gave me the idea for Land stewardship. At least until we find something important.
 
Also Negaverse!USA: We've got a good deal for you...Ten Acres and a Mule.

Negaverse!Natives: Thats not a good deal!?

Negaverse!USA: Not for you but the Free African American's.

Negaverse!Natives: What's your plan for us!?

Negaverse!USA: Something far better...National Park Wardens.

Negaverse!Natives: Wait whats a National Park?

Negaverse!USA: I have No idea...all I know that's its MUCH more humane then what I was originally planning to do until the Iroquois gave me the idea for Land stewardship. At least until we find something important.
So, in this timeline the USA decided to be sightly better when it comes to the natives?

This is starting to become a better timeline than ours!
 
So, in this timeline the USA decided to be sightly better when it comes to the natives?
Well not better just... "Its a Christian thing to love thy neighbor...plus they pay taxes...so we don't care what they do as long as they follow the law and send a guy to Congress and the Senate. And pay Taxes...and give us legal land claims of their territory to prevent foreign influence."
This is starting to become a better timeline than ours!
Its not better, its just America taking several levels in pragmatism, better to have them as your friend than an enemy at your back.
 
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