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Are they became the United Nations of Earth, or they are still just splintered humans?
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*rolls around cackling like a hyena* Taylor just casually taking over a SW galaxy like a total boss XD now we just need taylor's empire meeting the star trek races to have even more fun XD
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It probably could work actually: Abeloth is something that might actually be able to not get run over immediately, if only because a Force Entity of that calibre may be a bit of an OCP and take some R&D prep time to neutralise.
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So, first Taylor made a lightsaber and now the matching training remote?
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You know, I really should have thought something similar. And it really says something about the scale of your empire when a moon-sized warship is considered a "light picket" force...
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Well, Darth Wrinkly should have know opposing T was gonna end with him going out on a limb...
What would have been funny would have been if the death star HAD been allowed to fire, only for either A: Nanoha blocked the superlaser with a starlight breaker (a:la dragonball) or the beam had hit an invisible shield, dispersed, and then a massive message had popped up, saying something like "Alderan successfully makes saving throw against direct damage" or maybe "Alderan uses block - it's super-effective."
Yes, those were D&D and Pokemon references, just for the luls
What would have been funny would have been if the death star HAD been allowed to fire, only for either A: Nanoha blocked the superlaser with a starlight breaker (a:la dragonball) or the beam had hit an invisible shield, dispersed, and then a massive message had popped up, saying something like "Alderan successfully makes saving throw against direct damage" or maybe "Alderan uses block - it's super-effective."
Yes, those were D&D and Pokemon references, just for the luls
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Been playing Stellaris with the Gigastructures mod, so my mind went to Attack Moons and Behemoth class planetcraft, just waiting for Taylor to scale to Systemcraft now and turn entire star systems into ships. Stars do make excellent reactors after all.
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Heh, no demands for surrender, no warnings of punishment should you resist. Not even a declaration that you stand no chance.
Just informing people of the impending relocation and urban redevelopment, and an apology for the inconvenience.
Really pushes home that this is a Done Deal. Their ability to even mount a defence isn't even a consideration.
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Does the Star Trek races having !!FUN!! include the fucking Federation? They're after all about the same level of evil as the Empire in Star Wars.
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I imagine that Star Trek, Polity and the Culture wouldn't be as funny to visit, as they're all approximately peer powers, so there'd be diplomacy and trade rather than magically solving everything by automation.
Now the culture clash could be fun, though.
The impression I get is that Polity would be the most similar, while the Federation would be shocked by all the transhumanity, which I suspect would be the Kingdom's reaction to the Culture.
I've got to wonder what the Jedi would think of the Kingdom?
Now the culture clash could be fun, though.
The impression I get is that Polity would be the most similar, while the Federation would be shocked by all the transhumanity, which I suspect would be the Kingdom's reaction to the Culture.
I've got to wonder what the Jedi would think of the Kingdom?
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Eh, the Federation's a dysfunctional space EU with a rogue black ops intelligence agency and occupy a tiny portion of the Milky Way (5k light-years at longest axis and 150 member worlds), not anything remotely resembling a peer to PItSK. The Time Lords of Doctor Who would be closer, and even then they're confined to a single iteration of reality.
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So... George Lucas is a precog...
I'm having hilarious scenes in my mind as the real people meet the actors who played them.
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Admittedly, that's mostly because they're nosy homebodies who don't care to explore or even leave Gallifrey most of the time. They were the ones who made that reality the way it is, after all.
They might not be thrilled about needing therapy to actually deal with their emotions, rather than just suppressing everything until it overflowed into darkness.
Hmm. Point.
I guess the many places that warrant invading wouldn't pose much of a threat; it's more that most of the major players don't warrant invading.
The daily life of a Federation citizen isn't too far off from one of Minerva's. The Klingons and Ferengi like things the way they are sufficiently to prevent invasion. Romulus and Cardassia would be invaded because their spooks can't leave well enough alone.
The borg likely could take some effort.
Confined isn't really the right word. We know from various events in the show that they have the capability to access other iterations, they however generally chose not to, putting safeties on the TARDISes to stop it from happening easily. It is only after the last great timewar that it becomes almost impossible to access other iterations except under special circumstances.
I don't know the Polity, and Star Trek isn't remotely peer-like. The Culture is pretty peer-like except they're dimensionally outmaneuvered so they'd be helpless in an actual conflict - but they also don't have a lot Taylor would need to fix I'd think.
If you're not hyperdimensional, trying to resist PItSK is indistinguishable from not trying.
Except it gives them a chance to clown on you if it seems amusing.
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I like the omake, though I'm more curious about what kind of reactions it would provoke back on Earth.
I want to point out, that I have a rather fleeting understanding of Star Trek and still know this from the top of my head. So there are most likely even more potential threats within that setting.
There are at least two outright reality warping, galaxy spanning civilisations in the Star Trek galaxy - Q and whatever their opposing faction is called. There are several civilisations that while relatively small employ nonetheless minor reality warping. There are plenty of factions that are weaker than those and can still mess with time including the Federation with its temporal prime directive. And this does not even consider whatever exist outside of the galaxy, considering the Qs have put up a barrier around the entire galaxy to keep something out.
I want to point out, that I have a rather fleeting understanding of Star Trek and still know this from the top of my head. So there are most likely even more potential threats within that setting.
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The Time Lords are basically a reality wide home-owners association, the bad kind. Think the Dursleys as a universal superpower. Actively ignorant of anything outside of their "little" world and also actively trying to shape everyone and everything in their "little" world into their own limited view of what's "acceptable".
True although "acceptable" includes the creation of such little things as "Effect should follow cause" and "Effects should have a cause at all", and generally having a universe where beings like Humans can exist in the first place.
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It also included making it so that basically only humans can exist in the first place. It is canon that the primary reason why 99% of alien life looks like humans in bad costumes is actually because the Time Lords are incredibly biased against non-human (or, to be more exact, non-timelord) forms of life and actively rewrote reality so that they're one of the only lifeforms that can exist.
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DestinyPlayer's comment about the Time Lords pretty well summarizes my objection to "taking care of the Hutts" in the implied manner - remove their non-Hutt slaves, certainly, their space-travel capability possibly (alternately just shift them into an otherwise uninhabited parallel, possibly planets or entire star systems and all depending on how developed Secret Kingdom starlifting procedures are) but forcibly applying human morality to nonhuman species is kinda... eeh. I'd say to handle the Batarians the same way should they come across a Mass Effect parallel Milky Way. They say their culture enshrines slavery as the sacred natural order? Their neurochemistry backs it up? Very well, that's their culture. They can have it among themselves, but no exporting it to others not so inclined.
Heck, maybe the Hutts and Batarians would get along!
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