Apparently, it's a staple of Fate universes: if Waver Velvet is there, then he will participate in some variant of a Holy Grail War and meet Iskandar, and thereafter become Lord El-Melloi II and Reines' 'adoptive' older brother. Not necessarily the Fuyuki one, because it happened in Apocrypha, too, to my understanding.
The Waifu CF is totally just a gyaru-fied mixture of Saber and Rin, wearing Rider's dress. OG Shirou had to fall for it somehow.
Is it weird that when thinking about what a gyaru-fied mix of a Saber- and Rin-face would even look like, my mind immediately went to Jolyne Cujoh?
all things considered, it might be a time locked event with that in mind, also considering what is going on with Flat and how waver existing as his teacher prevents that from going through a meltdown, could explain it, also all his sherlock holmes shenanigans might be involved.
The Hassans are chopping onions!
There also mass. Taylor was combat instructor in Wards, so i expect she had more or less MMA fighter physique by the end of canon, and keeps herself in shape in Chaldea. While Olga-Marie was.. out of shape when she was "rayshifted" and new body most likely made healthy, but no more than that; so i expect she pretty dainty.
Taylor was more of a Bruce Lee stick than one of those martial artists that puts on a lot of muscle.
Always liked the fanon(?) that Waver does wind up in Ionian Hetaroi after he passes, based off that one cameo shot during the summoning.
Apparently that's canonically some other dude. I don't remember who he is, but like, he has a name.
That's because she's wound way too tight. If she unclenched a bit she might pass 5 feet.
