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Darius smiles as He retrieves his remaining belongings from a table in the breakroom, putting his pistol in its holster while not breaking eye contact with the lawyer before saying "Funny jest, Mr.Lorenzo. I might be old but I am No fool. Those objects were not there before. I did not see you reach into your pocket and I definitly would have noticed the Briefcase. A good fighter keeps his eyes on his suroundings." The old soldier all but growls. He then smiles "However, age has not worn away my sense of humour yet, not completly anyhow." With that Darius sits down and pets Typhon (his leg is stinging less, but stinging all the Same). "So, Mr.Lorenzo, any gifts bestowd by your passenger? Did it speak to you perhaps? The doctor wil want to know These things moving forward." Darius said.
"I will admit, my...belongings have been replaced and it is easier to contain them. However," He smiles, but in a dark way. "I do have some tricks up my sleeve. Now, I'll show you one, but the other you'll have to pay for, Mr. Darius." He reaches inside his jacket and pulls out a gun from no discernable location. It seems to glow with an unearthly light and the faint sounds of screams emanate from the metal as he checks the rounds inside it. He pulls out a pen, separate from the other one and drips a dark liquid that is seemingly ink on each bullet, lovingly measuring out each drop before returning it to whence it came. "Does that answer your question?" He slides the gun back into his jacket, where the bulge disappears without a sound.
 
"Now I want to know why you needed a gun full of ink." Mina pats the bizarre critter once it settles in with its soldier. "Seems pointless and messy to me."

She looks at Hematite thoughtfully, too, now that the lawyer has made a move. She's going to be listening in on that conversation.
 
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"I'm doing pretty well. However, I do wish to speak with you in private as well, regarding liability for your...previous test subjects and what I can do for you." He pulls a pen out of his pocket, which was seemingly empty before, and starts to twirl it around in his palm.
Doctor Hematite nods, saying "Yes, I do believe that would be acceptable. We can meet either here, or in my office after this current discussion."
Darius smiles at the doctor and says "Quite frankly, after all I have been through, I would have been suprised if this thing did me in. Granted, the only reason the previous subjects died is because there were no eldritch beings willing to enter at the time."
The Doctor's face goes blank, as the implications of your words impact him. He begins to say something, but aborts his commentary as you continue speaking.
Darius blink, confussed "Alright, I did not know that before." Darius face turns thoughtfull "We all seem to be affected differently...maybe it is wiser to state what has changed? All what happend to me is some odd hissing noise followed by music, a moment of odd vigor while getting out of the pod and another hissing noise followed by...wel, knowledge I did not have before. Maybe each person reacts to the eldritch being differantly, or maybe it is because the beings are differant?" Darius ponders, stroking his own greying beard, a full pepper-and-salt goatee to be exact.
Suddenly, the Doctor shouts "You mean all this time the problem wasn't on my end!? I thought that I was doing something wrong with the procedure, but if the problem was simply a lack of willing Ess'Vee to Bind someone to, that explains everything! You would be able to tell me when there's someone who wants to Bind on the other side, yes?"

Doctor Hematite calms down slightly, before saying "And as for you each being Bound to a separate Ess'Vee, that is most certainly the case. According to most theories on them, there are thousands of Ess'Vee that spend significant amounts of time near our universe, with potentially billions more beyond our current range of observation."
Jericho looks over at the doc after picking up a sandwich.
"The Administrative District eh? Can't complain about that, but the thing you put in my head is-getting kind of bored of Jericho just glowering at everyone." There is a notable change in Jericho's voice as I take over. Probably something to do with eldritch tones and whatnot.
Jericho growls. "Yes. That. It won't stop talking using my mouth." "Our mouth Jerry, you invited me in. Anyways, I'll stop talking now and let Jericho do his complaining. Just keep in mind, I'm here. Oh, and, to my fellow eldritch gods, I think you've got something to tell the doctor about. Ciao for now! I'll be watching."

Jericho opens and closes his mouth a few times. "Doc, you better be able to do something about that thing invading my head."
Doctor Hematite looks somewhat apologetic, as he says "Sorry, but I don't know how to help you here. The Binding was designed to fuse your mind with that of an Ess'Vee on an extremely deep level. I don't actually know how to safely unbind someone."
 
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"Now I want to know why you needed a gun full of ink." Mina pats the bizarre critter once it settles in with its soldier. "Seems pointless and messy to me."

She looks at Hematite thoughtfully, too, now that the lawyer has made a move. She's going to be listening in on that conversation.
He looks oddly at her. "I don't fill up the gun with ink, Miss. I won't bring it out again without due cause, but trust me, it uses...well, all I can say is not ink." He shrugs. "Probably bullets. The ink is for something else." The grin comes back out, devilishly delighted, he once again begins to play with the first pen he brought out.
 
"I will admit, my...belongings have been replaced and it is easier to contain them. However," He smiles, but in a dark way. "I do have some tricks up my sleeve. Now, I'll show you one, but the other you'll have to pay for, Mr. Darius." He reaches inside his jacket and pulls out a gun from no discernable location. It seems to glow with an unearthly light and the faint sounds of screams emanate from the metal as he checks the rounds inside it. He pulls out a pen, separate from the other one and drips a dark liquid that is seemingly ink on each bullet, lovingly measuring out each drop before returning it to whence it came. "Does that answer your question?" He slides the gun back into his jacket, where the bulge disappears without a sound.
Darius smiles, looking undaunted "Interresting device, had it before all this or did your companion give it? I don't have much use for this information but I think the doctor as a man of science does." Darius smiles again "Also, if all that was supposed to scare me, it failed. Healthy apprehension? Maybe, but I have seen to much to be afraid of your eldritch gun, mr.Lorenzo."
 
"It looked an awful lot like ink to me." Mina shrugs, looking rather bored now herself.

"I'm looking forward to those new rooms, frankly. Are we talking the sort of upper-crust area that has security cameras everywhere, or more the sort where there are out-and-out guards?"
 
Darius smiles, looking undaunted "Interresting device, had it before all this or did your companion give it? I don't have much use for this information but I think the doctor as a man of science does." Darius smiles again "Also, if all that was supposed to scare me, it failed. Healthy apprehension? Maybe, but I have seen to much to be afraid of your eldritch gun, mr.Lorenzo."
"Honestly? No. It's not mine and it's not meant to scare you. I simply was...compelled to use the pen on the bullets." He shrugs. "Why would I want to scare you? If I wanted something from you, I'd make a deal or simply talk to you. I'm not a violent person." He keeps twirling around the pen.
 
"It looked an awful lot like ink to me." Mina shrugs, looking rather bored now herself.

"I'm looking forward to those new rooms, frankly. Are we talking the sort of upper-crust area that has security cameras everywhere, or more the sort where there are out-and-out guards?"
Typhon, deciding that he is bored as wel, starts to jump at Mina's legs. Darius smiles "Hmm, it seems that you have made a friend." Darius does not clarify who he is refering too "It seems that Typhon would like to play with you, I hope that would not be a bother?" Darius asks
 
"That's fine. He's a sweetheart, whatever he is--and it's not like any of us are normal anymore."
 
"Some kind of lizardog, seemingly, but that's a bit of an awkward name."
 
"Quite."

And she'll just be casually petting the horned lizardog for now.
 
Soon, the Doctor notices your presence, and says "Ah, I see you are all in relatively good health. Now that there has been a successful Binding, you're about to get access to the new headquarters the Senate arranged for you in the Administrative District."

The fact that the Administrative District was where the government operated out of, and where most of the rich people lived, was blindingly obvious to everyone involved.

It hadn't occurred to Elizabeth that she might lodge elsewhere. Of course, she was aware that there were lodging places for poor people, that awareness just didn't come from personal experience.

It was hard to imagine a hotel room with the patina of grime and disrepair that generally pervaded lower-class dwellings.

After that brief pause, the Doctor asks "So, how are you all doing? This is the first attempt at Binding where the subjects actually survived, so I don't actually know what precise effects the process might have had." The Doctor nervously tugs on his rust-red beard before adding "Also, if you have any questions, or anything else you might want to say, now's the time."

For the first time since the experiment, Elizabeth looks into herself and searches for something otherworldly.

She finds... me.

It took her long enough. The power I gave her may be subtle, but all she has to do to access it is actively search for something.

Elizabeth... fails to realise this even as I say it. She doesn't use her power to search out the facts about her power. She is too busy freaking out about having a mental connection to a Cthuluoid being.

This is such a stupid thing for you to fuss over, Elizabeth Arche. You committed suicide for the chance to snuggle up something like me metaphysically.

You hardly needed more power magically. I was the only obvious benefit.

You had days to turn it over in your mind and decide that your life would be better if you were trapped forever at the mercy of a being too incomprehensible to even deem monstrous...

Well, it sounds freak-worthy when I put it like that, but, still, the point remains that you actively sought this out.

OK; I'm done now. Tirade over. It's pointless to yell... uh, voice reasonable objections about her attitude... to someone who can't hear me.

And a voice in Elizabeth's head isn't going to go over well with her any time soon.

Elizabeth has mostly concealed her epiphany; only slight, involuntary shudders betray her shock and horror. Fortunately, the rest of the room seem distracted with their own concerns and amusements.

"It came from my pocket. What a silly question. That's as silly as asking where my briefcase came from!" He slides his pen into a pocket protector and picks up his briefcase from by his feet, which almost certainly wasn't there before.

Elizabeth notes that this is not normal.

"I will admit, my...belongings have been replaced and it is easier to contain them. However," He smiles, but in a dark way. "I do have some tricks up my sleeve. Now, I'll show you one, but the other you'll have to pay for, Mr. Darius." He reaches inside his jacket and pulls out a gun from no discernable location. It seems to glow with an unearthly light and the faint sounds of screams emanate from the metal as he checks the rounds inside it. He pulls out a pen, separate from the other one and drips a dark liquid that is seemingly ink on each bullet, lovingly measuring out each drop before returning it to whence it came. "Does that answer your question?" He slides the gun back into his jacket, where the bulge disappears without a sound.

Elizabeth notes that this is really not normal.

He shrugs. "Probably bullets. The ink is for something else."

Elizabeth notes that he is being unnecessarily cryptic, despite the importance of letting the people who will fight with him know his abilities, and is deeply annoyed that he is doing this when she has been so forthcoming.

Welcome back, Elizabeth's hypocritical higher thought processes.

"I'm looking forward to those new rooms, frankly. Are we talking the sort of upper-crust area that has security cameras everywhere, or more the sort where there are out-and-out guards?"

Elizabeth wonders if this woman has ever been in an upper-crust area. Or, well, paid much attention to her surroundings anywhere. Upper-crust areas and wilderness are the only places that don't have guards.

And how could filling a place with cameras provide any sort of security? Intruders would hardly take pictures of themselves, then leave the valuable devices intact and unstolen.

Typhon, deciding that he is bored as wel, starts to jump at Mina's legs. Darius smiles "Hmm, it seems that you have made a friend." Darius does not clarify who he is refering too "It seems that Typhon would like to play with you, I hope that would not be a bother?" Darius asks

Elizabeth is deeply relieved it is not her legs that the creature is interested in. Those claws are dress-ruiners and, while she is seriously considering burning this dress anyway, she is mildly scared and disgusted at the thought of that scaly body jumping on her legs.

She seems pretty much back to normal for her.

I think she's repressing her feelings about sharing headspace with me. Or... projecting them onto innocent not-dogs? I'm no psychiatrist.

I'll give her a little longer. I may not care about Elizabeth Arche as a human of her world could, but she'll be far more interesting unshattered.

So, I suppose I will stay quiet until she's ready.

Or I become bored.
 
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"Quite."

And she'll just be casually petting the horned lizardog for now.

It hadn't occurred to Elizabeth that she might lodge elsewhere. Of course, she was aware that there were lodging places for poor people, that awareness just didn't come from personal experience.

It was hard to imagine a hotel room with the patina of grime the pervaded lower-class dwellings.



For the first time, Elizabeth looked into herself and searched for something otherworldly.

She finds... me.

It took her long enough. The power I gave her may be subtle, but all she has to do to access it is actively search for something.

Elizabeth... fails to realise this even as I say it. She doesn't use her power to search out the facts about her power. She is too busy freaking out about having a mental connection to a Cthuluoid being.

This is such a stupid thing for you to fuss over, Elizabeth Arche. You committed suicide for the chance to snuggle up something like me metaphysically.

It's not you needed more power magically.

You had days to turn it over in your mind and decide that your life would be better if you were trapped forever at the mercy of a being too incomprehensible to even deem monstrous...

Well, it sounds rather freak-worthy when I put it like that, but the point remains that you actively sought this out.

OK, yeah, tirade over. Pointless to yell... uh, voice reasonable objections to someone who can't hear me. And a voice in Elizabeth's head isn't going to go over well with her any time soon.

Elizabeth's still shaking. Poor thing.



Elizabeth notes that this is not normal.



Elizabeth notes that this is really not normal.



Elizabeth notes that he is being unnecessarily cryptic, despite the importance of letting the people who will fight with him know his abilities, and is deeply annoyed that he is doing this when she has been so forthcoming.

Welcome back, Elizabeth's hypocritical higher thought processes.



Elizabeth wonders if this woman has ever been in an upper-crust area. Or, well, paid much attention to her surroundings anywhere. Upper-crust areas and wilderness are the only places that don't have guards.

And how could filling a place with cameras provide any sort of security? Intruders would hardly take pictures of themselves, then leave the valuable devices intact and unstolen.



Elizabeth is deeply relieved it is not her legs that the creature is interested in. Those claws are dress-ruiners and, while she is seriously considering burning this dress anyway, she is mildly scared and disgusted at the thought of that scaly body jumping on her legs.

She seems pretty much back to normal.

I think she's repressing her feelings about sharing headspace with me.

I may not care about Elizabeth Arche as a human of her world could, but she'll be far more interesting unshattered, so I suppose I will stay quiet until it becomes boring.
You're are Typhon
you know this because Darius told you so
you know Darius is Darius because he told you so.
and an odd smelling tall-creature is rubbing their hand on your head.
You like that, so you make noises in you throat.
It looks like the same species of tall-creature as Darius, but its doesn't smell like same creature.
It also changed shape earlier to not-tall-creature.
Odd-smelling-not-like-Darius-but-kinda-creature seems to like you making noises with your throat.
So you keep doing it.

You smell the other creatures in the room.
Most are weird, even Darius.
They smell like two-things at onces.
One tall-creature and the other WRONGWRONGWRONGshouldNOTbeWRONGWRONGWRONG
you don't like that smell.
Darius smells like Darius, old but nice. He smells a bit like you now, so that is nice too.
Odd-smelling-not-like-Darius-but-kinda-creature smells like dying things with other smelling like a question.
Many other smells in space, only one is not half-wrong-tall-creature.
He smells BAD like people who hurted you, but stopped after Darius.
You like Darius.

You smell the poofy one, she smells sad
Like Darius is sometimes when it is only you and him.
You know what do.
Deterimanation in your heart, you drop to your butt and pulls yourself by your claws over, scooting on your butt.
You press your skull against sad-poofy-tall-creature-that-is-also-wrong-soundlesscircles
You make the sound you make when Darius is sad and look up with smile and thongue out mouth.
...something in antlers, so you shake head to get rid of it.

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Darius Marlow watches as his pet abomination Typhon scoots over on his butt to Elizabeth and press its head to her leg, ruining her dress on his antlers.
Darius wants to help, but he is frozen in place, like watching a train wreck.
No, Darius watched a train wreck before and quickly ran towards it to save people.
This was disaster Darius knew he had to stop but no idea how to handle it, so could only watches as his pet ruines Elizabeth dress on accident.
 
Mina laughs and grabs for Typhon. "Stop it, you silly thing. You're going to get completely stuck if you're not careful."
 
Mina laughs and grabs for Typhon. "Stop it, you silly thing. You're going to get completely stuck if you're not careful."
Confussed at first at being grabbed by unkown hands, Typhon start to salivate acid. Luckaly he is far enough no not harm Elziabeth. Unluckily he is still ruining the floor around Mina's feet.
Mina's feet aswel actualy, the acid is trying its best to dislove those too.
Typhon makes aplogetic noises in his throat, sucks in any remaining acid leaking from his maw and starts rubbing his head against Mina's, mindfull of his antlers.
Darius looks at the dissaster and is wishing for a drink.
Alcohol to be precise.
Instead he does the next best thing to drinking himself numb, face palming at his adorable monsters' shennanigens.
 
Mina pulls her feet away. It's rather creepy-looking, and gets more disturbing when her legs disappear entirely, but Typhon is not that smart. So he doesn't seem to mind when she replaces her legs with extra arms and doubly hugs him. "Very cute, don't you think?"
 
Mina pulls her feet away. It's rather creepy-looking, and gets more disturbing when her legs disappear entirely, but Typhon is not that smart. So he doesn't seem to mind when she replaces her legs with extra arms and doubly hugs him. "Very cute, don't you think?"
Typhon makes a noise between a snort and a raspberry as himself closer to Mina.
Darius is staring at them and wondering how his life lead to fighting his fellow man to watching a girl turn her legs-into-arms and hug his antler-lizard-dog companion.
Fate takes strange turns.
 
You smell the poofy one, she smells sad
Like Darius is sometimes when it is only you and him.
You know what do.
Deterimanation in your heart, you drop to your butt and pulls yourself by your claws over, scooting on your butt.
You press your skull against sad-poofy-tall-creature-that-is-also-wrong-soundlesscircles
You make the sound you make when Darius is sad and look up with smile and thongue out mouth.
...something in antlers, so you shake head to get rid of it.

Elizabeth slowly backs away to the wall. Her face is not empty of emotion because she is hiding her feelings, but because no feelings are coming. The skirt of her dress appears a tattered mess and her legs little better.

There's nothing mechanically wrong with her legs; just scrapes and scratches to match the cloth laid against them. Out of all proportion to the harm antlers should do, but entirely superficial. There's no good reason for Elizabeth to be going into shock again.

Confussed at first at being grabbed by unkown hands, Typhon start to salivate acid. Luckaly he is far enough no not harm Elziabeth. Unluckily he is still ruining the floor around Mina's feet.

Elizabeth flinches back into the wall.


OOC: I have to go to sleep now, unfortunately.
 
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Mina rolls her eyes and mutters something about poor little rich girls.
 
"So, Doctor, for your records, I want to admit that the gun is, as far as I know, a gun. I haven't fired it yet, so no idea just what it does exactly. The briefcase is some kind of paperwork summoner. The first pen is normal. The second pen is poisoned. I don't know much more about my equipment." He shrugs. "I'll be open and honest about all that. I'll answer other questions to the best of my ability and willingness. Might as well be open about this stuff for now."
 
Darius looks at him oddly "Be happy boy, you could have been scarred for life with horrid malformations. I have been living with mundane deformations and it is not easy, eldritch ones would be worse. Who knows, maybe your gift is stuble."
"Altering the rules on which reality runs on doesn't seem very subtle to me. Or safe." Albert replied, cackling a bit.

He turned to the Doctor.
"Also, if you have any questions, or anything else you might want to say, now's the time."
"Though my good doctor, this hasn't exactly gone unnoticed, so if you would, who else would know of this?"
 
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Mana listened to the back and forth, as she leaned back, just letting the sounds wash over her. It was comforting, the sounds of people talking and arguing. It reminded her of the alleyway that she spent most of her time in.
 
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