Atop the World
"Oh, hey Luna."
"Oh, it's Harry! Hello, how are you?!" The young girl arrested her cheerful, bouncing motion down the hallway to greet him with a bright, gleeful smile. Harry was strangely contented to see the magical blueberry beret resting on top of her small head, slightly crooked. "Did you hear about the wraebae in the Astrology Tower?"
"Wraebae?"
"It's like an evil version of a phoenix that announces bad omens, like a banshee!"
"...Yes, I've heard." He smiled tightly. "Is that what everyone thinks that was?"
"Oh, no. Everyone thinks it was a phoenix, but I'm certain it was a wraebae."
Yes. A wraebae - exactly like the blibbering humdingers or the aquavirius maggots and wrackspurts. There was a perception of the ghost shaking his head in disappointment, or perhaps a mild weariness. She's insane. Still, it's fortunate that she displays the proper deference towards you. It's important for juniors to respect their seniors.
Really? Like you respect McGonagall by wanting to poison her?
Technically, you are Lord Voldemort. I am simply the fragment of you that remembers that fact. The reason I even maintain the pretense we're separate beings is to confuse you slightly less and make the acclimatization more palatable.
Right.
"Well, in any case, I don't think the wraebae is a cause for concern, Luna."
"Really?" Her eyes widened. Any wider, and Harry was pretty sure her pupils would transform into star shapes. "Are you gonna defeat it, Harry?"
"Already did," he said. "I'm holding the carcass in my backyard."
"That's amazing!" She put her hands together - as though in prayer, or perhaps overwhelmed by awe.
"Yes, it is. I've gotta go, Luna," he excused himself. "I have to clean up the wraebae detritus and whatnot."
"Okay, Harry! You're an amazing wizard!"
"Hahaha, yes I am!" He waved as he moved away.
If you were attending Mahoutokoro, you'd be her senpai. Is that what you seek? The approval of your lessers? I can give you that, and so much more - the entirety of the Earth as your kingdom, and its peoples as your adoring family. All you have to do is swear to destroy the Ministry of Magic and burn the reigning Minister at the stake.
Why are you so dead-set against the Ministry of Magic all out of nowhere? Not too long ago, you were content to laze around inside my head.
The banishing of yet another of my fragments has reminded me of some things I swore to do a long time ago. I am starting to regain additional fragments and strength, becoming more and more like my old self. I now remember not only why I gave up, but also why I fought.
You're contradicting yourself.
Don't I always? Because I don't really exist. I'm only a part of you, disguising itself as dialogue with another being. I'm not actually convincing you to do anything, or tempting you - there's no conversation here. You're simply recalling memories and feeling emotions, and your brain's perception filter alters that to be a conversation with another being. When are you going to wake up to everything that's happened, Harry Potter? How many times must you repeat this cycle of endless struggle?
Enough of this, Harry barked with a frown. It's starting to tire me out.
Most of the younger students were having a break now, eating food or enjoying some free time, but Harry Potter alone was an exception among their number. He'd be the youngest Hogwarts student to be admitted to write the Astronomy OWLs in many centuries.
He reached the examination classroom in the middle hall, next to the Serpentine Staircase, and settled in along the Fifth Years that he'd been studying alongside for the past couple of months. Almost nobody gave him a second glance, as everyone was too occupied reading the last passages in their textbooks, memorizing the last scraps of data necessary to pass. He didn't do any of that, simply closing his eyes and letting himself relax, immersed into the image of an endless sky, as dark as royal cloth, with glittering stars spread across its empyrean firmament, distant nebulae shining like clouds of fireflies, and pulsars releasing waves of force and invisible light, like a heartbeat.
He breathed in, as someone shook his shoulder.
"We're entering," Jackson said.
Harry nodded and went inside the classroom after them. Several examiners from the Ministry loomed on the dais set in the center of the room, by the teacher's desk, while another - a tall, bearded man with a harsh glare - hovered next to the entrance, wand in hand, arms folded and foot tapping impatiently. He closed the door with a flick of the wand right as Harry entered, and ushered everyone to sit down. Their desks had been set apart, a specific distance from one another, to prevent glancing over anyone's shoulder. The quills were being checked and re-checked one final time by several personnel.
A gaudily-dressed woman, around her mid-thirties, from the Ministry Department of Magical Education, stood in the center of the room and began to speak, using an empty sheet of blank paper to instruct them in the procedures of writing the exam. The introduction to the Ordinary Wizarding Level only took a minute.
The woman asked if anyone had questions. Nobody raised a hand.
She nodded. "In that case, may your Astronomy OWLs begin. As I've already said, you have ninety minutes to complete the test, counting from the exact moment your papers are conjured. Good luck."
A swirl of the wand caused papers to appear on everyone's desk. Quills were immediately picked out of their inkwells. The sound of furious scribbling dominated the room. In several other sections, this scribbling was conspicuously absent instead. Poor fools.
1. As you know from the Second Book of Occult Philosophy by Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa, in the Scale of Number Seven, it's considered the Celestial World, particularly its planetary ecumene, contains a very specific set of celestial bodies. Can you name these bodies and explain the rationale behind their Scale, as opposed to their alternatives?
That's way too easy, Harry chuckled to himself. He wrote, 'The bodies are, in order: Saturn (Saturnus/Cronus), Jupiter (Jove/Zeus), Mars (Mars/Ares), Venus (Venus/Aphrodite), Mercury (Mercury/Hermes) and The Moon (Luna/Selene). The reason these bodies were chosen for the Scale of Seven (the Scale of things perfect and promised,) is their relevance and connectivity between the principles of the Earth Realm and Celestial Realm. They are the bodies closest to the Earth and affect it significantly more than bodies outside of the Ring of the Seventh Scale, such as Neptune, whose effects on Earthly occurrence are frequently negligible.'
2. Pertaining also to the Second Book of Occult Philosophy, what is considered to be the Second Reward of the Damned, as per the Scale of Number Eight?
'Death. Its (blessed) equivalence is Incorruption, but this applies only on the Eighth Scale.'
There were several more questions in that vein, some of them almost giving Harry a bit of difficulty, mostly concerning Agrippa's writings.
It wasn't really that difficult in the end - any Astronomer worth his salt would've been able to reason out the actual contents of the Scales with simple logic, given some time to ponder. It's simply that Agrippa created a convenient reference that was easier to memorize than most.
After that, however, the questions became slightly more universal.
16. A young, unmarried witch (approximately 16-years-old) is flying a standard-issue civilian broom, ensorcelled by a set of basic Charms approved by current Ministry regulation. Assuming the level of these enchantments is roughly 'baseline' (allowances are going to be made for wrongful estimations) then, according to Newton's Hidden Law, what is equal and opposite to the backward push of the magical force emanated by the broom's motion core, and what is the speed at which the broom is moving?
The easiest, however, was the last question, as Harry could simply close his eyes to receive the answer.
30. Draw a chart, as accurate as possible, displaying the following constellations: Virgo, Gemini, Ursa Major, Eridanus, Pegasus, and Hercules. The objective accuracy of the drawings shall determine the number of points received for this task.
A pleasant exercise for a change, Harry found - all it required was for him to close his eyes and move his wrist in a particular pattern. One of the examiners seemed to notice this, observing him keenly with a contemplative frown.
31. Additional Question - For a maximum of six additional points, you may also elect to draw the constellations requested above as they were approximately 3000-3200 years ago, according to best speculations in the field of Astronomy.
He did.
Several minutes later, after re-checking every question, Harry nodded to himself in conviction. He'd answered every question as best as he could. As far as he could tell, there wasn't a single one where he couldn't offer at least a miniature response. He stood from his chair, and raised his hand.
The witch in charge waved her wand. His test disappeared in a whoosh. She nodded, permitting him to leave.
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Congratulations, you've written your Astronomy OWL - results are going to come in next summer. Aren't you excited? Of course, Harry's extreme level of talent with Astrology is such that he can already tell he passed easily, and with flying colors...
Summer's approaching. Given that you're unlikely to see Hogwarts for a while, and you'll be occupied preparing for your entry into the Department of Mysteries, it'd be most wise to arrange for anything that has to be done in Hogwarts to be done now.
Choose up to four (4) actions.
[ ] Cho Therapy - Have one last session of pseudo-therapy with Cho. Maybe go into the forest in your Animagus forms together.
[ ] Rest Easy - Knowing that you've achieved so much over the last year - successfully becoming an Animagus, learning the Patronus Charm, and passing your Astronomy OWL.
[ ] Lakeside Picnic - Gather your friends and have a picnic together by the Black Lake.
[ ] Plunkball Tournament - You haven't participated in quite a while. As Ron said, there's some easy money to be made here...
[ ] Quidditch Tryouts - Anyone interested in Quidditch is able to sign up in advance for the next year. All you have to do is speak with Madam Hooch.
[ ] Dueling Club Tryouts - Anyone interested in the Dueling Club is able to sign up in advance for the next year. All you have to do is speak with Sirius or Flitwick.
[ ] Consult McGonagall - In reality, you're going to smugly tell her about how excited you are about how easy the Astronomy OWLs were. You'll also have tea and crumpets.
[ ] Consult Dumbledore - About your future prospects. It'd be smart to get closer to his secrets - he might know some things about the Voldemort fragments flying around.
[ ] Write-in