Alec's sister pulled him aside not long after he got to the Nazi science center. Never would have believed work could be so fun, and sis had to be there. Panicking.
"We're OK," he said in that voice like what Lisa used with Rachel sometimes. "We got out. Hell, most of the other kids did too, only a few went Team FAFO"
"You say that," Cherie said, with an edge in her voice, "but you've got Scary Godmother! I don't have that!"
Alec sighed. Sometimes it was easier when she was just dumb. "True, Scary Godmother seems to like me, or hates dad, or maybe likes the rug rats?" He scratched his head. Words, this was some Lisa shit.
Alec tried again. "It's like, we're OK. Try not to fuck up. Try, yeah, that's it. They can tell, or enough of them can. Don't try to lie, you're terrible at it without your powers, they can tell."
"Oh, God! You're saying they know! Oh, God!"
And… she was panicking again. Alec should probably feel bad at this. You know, if he felt things.
"They don't care," Alec replied in a tone like Brian used with Aisha. Fake it 'till you make it. "Really, as long as you play ball. Fat man with the Hawaiian shirt totally made me, saw right through me, he didn't care, and he's some king high and mighty something from D.C. They want to help 'master victims', and that's us. Budget shit or something, Lisa tried to explain it but, ah, stuff happened, it doesn't matter, anyway she stomped off."
… and there are the dumb doe eyes. Less complicated.
"Just be cool?" Alec tried. "Follow the rules, and when you fuck up own up to it and try to better. Don't try to run from the Doc, you'll just die tired."
Goddamnit, she was whimpering again. How the fuck did Lisa do it?
Note: Alec realizing he's definitely being recorded and probably shouldn't just admit to saying shit to a coworker that maybe definitely would be construed as sexual harassment. Even if he meant it as a joke, and Lisa totally knew it was a joke, come on. Fucking killjoys.