Brian looked about, awkwardly adjusting the ascot that Alec had given him (for some reason), and then coughed into his hand as the people gathered around the poorly bound businessman, who was wearing a pointed white hood (for some reason). Nearby the rest of the Undersiders stood in the conference room, the rope to an elaborate pulley system still half-clutched in Lisa's hand, having dropped the mess of rope onto Anders when he chased them into the room. The blonde tugged at the cuff of her orange sweater after letting it go before whispering something in Bitch's ear.
"Well, gang, the... the 'business ghost' gave us quite a chase through this old, abandoned mead hall, but we finally caught him! Now to see who he really is..!" Brian declared, reaching forward to tug at the cloth on supervillain's face, which he wore in lieu of his armor (for some reason). It came off easily, to reveal-
"Old Man Anders?" Gasped literally everyone.
Max, you're required to say, "I'd have been alright, if it wasn't for those pesky kids! And their dog(s)!".
*cough*Ozymandias *cough* "And this too shall pass..."
Bitch straightened up from where she'd been slouching against the wall, her rumpled green shirt hanging from her shoulders, crumbs from the overly massive sandwich she'd enjoyed during their stakeout of the building falling to the carpet, and said in a halting, stilted voice, "Like, man, get away with it? We did it thirty minutes ago." Then she turned to the blonde beside her, Lisa adjusting her glasses while Max was marched past them.
"Alright, I said it, now where's my ten fucking dollars?" Rachel asked.
"You little bitches!" Max shouted as the policemen (for some reason), led him away, struggling in his hand cuffs (for some reason).
Alec looked up from his nails, waving goodbye to the ranting millionaire, and twirled to face the rest of his former gang members, purple skirt and orange wig flaring, "Well guys, it looks like his Empire's crumbling, huh?"
Everyone, including, the policemen as the elevator doors finished closing, laughed. The Great Dane Rachel had brought with her let out a bark, and peed on the carpet.