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Dynastic Hot Springs (and Sauna) Culture
Even more than beaches, the Scarlet Dynasty is fond of - and some might say obsessed by - hot springs. Fortunately, such things are common across their homeland and the prosperous satrapies of the South. In places where the geology is not conductive, they build their own heated pools and saunas - or sometimes call on sorcerers to crack the earth and force the geomancy into shape.
A defining aspects of the Dynasty in its own eyes is that they are civilised people, and civilised people are
clean. This suffuses the culture of the Realm, with even the peasantry in most districts having access to public bathhouses, and permeates the Immaculate Order, which teaches that filth carries spiritual impurity and disease and which imposes cleansing routines before worship. When many Dynasts sneer at 'unclean barbarians' or 'rebel filth', the emphasis is often on how their enemies are physically dirty and thus spiritually corrupt. Some outsiders believe that this cultural neurosis might be a legacy of the decontamination protocols imposed to fight the Contagion, which were maintained in the Realm long after the rest of Creation had forgotten the old ways.
For all their sanctimony about personal cleanliness, one must not forget that Dynasts are a decadent people. While they assure outsiders that they are merely getting clean, in truth visits to bathhouses and hot springs are often a time of subtle yet vicious drama. The warm waters and steam cannot wash away a toxic brew of back-stabbing, politicking, affairs, assassination attempts, and judgemental mockery about physical appearance. Frequently, Dragonblooded will refuse to share their water with a mortal who might pollute them with their lack of enlightened wisdom - or at least one who isn't a spouse, an ally, or a courtesan.
Such behaviour is notably non-compliant with the Immaculate Order's teachings. The Order encourages communal bathing as both a bonding activity and a communal act of cleanliness and faith. While there are a few places where only the Terrestrials may bathe, those are usually places so sacred that they are forbidden to any who are not a monk or a nun, even if they are a Dragonblood. Of course, there is a recurring issue of Dynasts considering that to be a challenge, but the young and/or drunken idiots who desecrate a sacred spring usually find themselves being chased by angry Immaculate monks.
Hot Springs for Purity
As the Dynasty grows more decadent and corrupt, many of the more isolated Dragonblooded forget the religious meaning of these places. Still, it is central to the understanding of the ways of the Realm, even if it only 'feels right'. A hot spring, much like a beach, is a place where all the elements are in balance. The water is heated by fires and contained by the earth, plants grow strong, and the air should be fresh and healthy. It is a place one should go to cleanse oneself of impurity, to find one's centre and rebalance one's urges. Creation itself seems to recognise this. Many water-aspected demesnes and manses within mountainous regions take the form of springs; so, too, will fire-aspected places where the geomancy is wrong for volcanism. Even some Celestial demesnes follow suit; though the Order does not publicise it or welcome guests to such places, many Solar-aspected sacred places form hot spirits where the bright sun warms the water until it faintly glows.
Immaculate springs follow a highly regular and structured design, with initial separate-sex areas for the ritual purification, followed by a shared communal area. As part of the procedures, the monks and nuns overseeing the processes are expected to keep an eye out for any sign of Anathematic, chaotic, or demonic corruption, or signs of disease on the bodies of their followers. Such physical inspections are one of the ways that the Immaculate Order serves as a force against illness in areas where they operate, since signs of sudden outbreaks can be noticed early.
Hot Springs for Pleasure
The most lavish and ornate hot springs in the Realm are entirely private affairs, owned by a single House or the Imperial Household. Any guests who attend are merely there at the sufferance of their hosts, and inappropriate behaviour can result in century-long feuds. Of course, the definition of 'inappropriate' behaviour can vary wildly, and what some might consider simple good manners might result in a formal complaint by House Cynis for 'being a stick-in-the-mud who ruined the fun for everyone'. Such places often refuse to let mortals into any of the best pools, and when non-Dragonblooded are let in they are usually the spouses or children of Dynasts - or the entertainment.
Within the Realm itself, there are no real consensus as to whether a pleasure spring should be mixed-sex or have separate bathing areas for both genders. Often it depends on the precise geomancy of the location as to which would be preferable. For example, if there is a charming mountain view which would be ruined if a dividing wall were to be built, then both sexes bathe together; however, if the springs bubble up in two separate locations it is customarily taken as a sign that the Dragons wish for men and women to be kept separate. In more cosmopolitan areas and when building artificial springs or saunas, the custom is generally to build a large shared area, and then a number of smaller pools for the shy or easily embarrassed. The walls between the lesser pools and the main pool are built deliberately thin, so people bathing separately can still chat with their friends. This does have the unintended side-effect that couples looking for a little privacy may face embarrassment if they don't keep the noise down.
Of course, most Dynasts grow a little tired of simply sitting around in a pool of water. As a result, any hot springs worth its title will make sure to prevent guests from getting bored and making their own entertainment. A good supply of fine rice wines and spirits is a fine way to start, but most Dynasts will expect a lavish resort attached to the springs with masseuses, restaurants, a hunting estate, courtesans of both sexes, music and the other things required to truly enjoy a relaxing weekend.
Every few years there's a scandal that has to be hushed up as a member of a House is found dead in a pool. Sometimes it is because they overdosed and drowned; other times it's murder made to look like death by overindulgence, and sometimes it's suicide. "They became one with the Water Dragon" is the usual euphemism used to describe such deaths, while the Houses alternatively try to get to the bottom of things or cover up the embarrassment. Often, the task of investigation is given to a brotherhood of young Dynasts if the House doesn't want anything to be found, but has to be seen to be doing something.
Dynastic Bathing in the Threshold
In the cold of the North, the Dynasty tends to build saunas and heated pools to take the edge off the chill; sizable stone buildings heated with vast amounts of pinewood and the air seasoned with sandalwood braziers. The rarer hot springs are valued both by the Dragonblooded and by the locals; this has caused rebellions when the satrap appropriates a village and evicts its population so he can have somewhere to relax.
Dynasts in the South resort to bathhouses and hot springs with even more obsessiveness than ones in the Realm. The heat across much of the South is too much for aristocrats used to the temperate Realm. Fortunately, the common volcanism across the region means that they naturally form in many places. As a result of the painful humidity of the South West, some Dynasts essentially live in their bathhouses. The satrap of An Yu is infamous for taking reports while sitting in a hip bath of ice.
In the tropical West, there is less of a pressing need for such things. The sparkling turquoise waters have more than enough beaches that there is no need to build additional places to relax. However, if the island happens to be volcanic and have hot springs - well, the satrap won't be complaining.
Far in the East, water becomes scarce, as it becomes stored in the titanic trees that cover the landscape. Some Dynasts simply make use of rivers. However, in some regions cunning Wood aspects have bred the giant pitcher plants to be large enough to hold an entire brotherhood - plus guests! This has led to somewhat of a craze for all-vegetable bathhouses
Problems at the Hot Springs
Much like the beach, hot springs are a favoured place to attempt to assassinate Dynasts. One reason that most Dynasts are more comfortable bathing in company is that too much privacy merely leaves one vulnerable. Assassins jump through paper walls holding knives, crawl along the ceiling with garotte wires, or simply try to set the entire building on fire. Many of the traditional bathing tools are therefore quite solidly built and capable of being used to defend one's self in an emergency; a back-scraper makes a functional cudgel, while a brazier can be thrown as a chakram and a net meant for getting leaves out of the pool is a solid staff.
It is important to remember the difference between a pure hot spring guarded by monks, and one which exists only for pleasure. No small number of Dynasts forget the difference, and draw the ire of the Order. Such offences usually result in demands by angry monks to make up for sins through hard work. A Dynast who brought several bottles of rice wine into a ritual bathing pool, for example, may be sent to pay penance by chasing down a ghost haunting a nearby forest, while a hot-blooded Fire Aspect who murders a rival at a shrine may have the full force of the Order's wrath directed at them.
Many hot springs have elemental guardians of their own. Steam snakes are a breed of water elemental who exist as a mere cloud of vapour, while spring foxes are tricksters and pranksters who have a fondness for stealing clothes and sake. Elementals can be unpredictable and violent if offended, but many of them have been tamed in some regions and serve the House who owns the spring. It is said that there is a glorious spring on the slopes of Mount Meru which is the residence of an Elemental Dragon who runs a bathhouse for the gods - and only two humans have ever visited without being cursed; the Scarlet who came as an ally, and a little girl who stole something precious from the dragon and was possessed by a Lunar anathema for her crimes.
Alas, the endlessly scheming Anathema have their own intentions on Creation and its hot springs. Wretched assassins often target a Dynast who might just be lying there getting a massage, add deadly venoms to the water to kill indiscriminately, or sometimes just jump through a paper wall in golden armour weilding a giant hammer - depending on their capacity for personal subtlety. More dangerous may be those cunning demon-slaves who infiltrate in disguise and weave their wicked words into the heads of unsuspecting Dynasts. Lamentably, the followers of Kimbery and the witches of Luna are no less capable of unleashing vile sea-beasts within these shallow waters. Meanwhile, in the threshold many travelling Dragonblooded have stumbled across the ploys by the princes of chaos to set up what seem to be reputable establishments, only to try to consume the souls of visitors while they relax in the springs.