*Smiles in Ikit Claw"
And thats also the problem of the ratling gun, its so big that 2 skaven need to carry it to be used effectively (one to hold the power source/fuel in the case of the warpfirr thrower, and another to fire or guide the weapon)
True, but consider the fact that skaven lives are so cheap that at the moment it's more efficient for you to have multiple skaven carrying a gun rather than design a smaller one.

Not that it can't be done, but you have excessive ratpower for a reason.
 
True, but consider the fact that skaven lives are so cheap that at the moment it's more efficient for you to have multiple skaven carrying a gun rather than design a smaller one.

Not that it can't be done, but you have excessive ratpower for a reason.
Ok you have me there, could we design an automated/faster assembly line for weapons, vehicles or armour? Or perhaps say a massive factory with all of the parts materials and schematics to build transports or boats (Respect your elders jab i dont endorse creating a massive factory)
 
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Hm, from research and the like, apparently Rictus has like a ton of stormvermin. Seems like that could be an obstical to Mor's ambitions.
I didn't actually find that out until I made them into the resident necromancer clan, so my view on that is that they used to be a big bulky Mors-like clan, and then they settled in Cripple Peak or Nagashizzar or wherever and spent a few centuries gradually turning into skeezy necromancers.
 
They were driven out by a necromancer, and that began their necromancer obsession, right? It could easily have been a stormvermin clan before that, just all their stormvermin got skelliespooked. No centuries of transition needed.
 
Just playing the Prophet vs Warlock and the game has a simple but nice idea:
Create Undercity under an enemy strongpoint, plant a very big bomb, blow it to ruins.
Rarely worth it, but against a particularly hard target like Itza it can be an idea in the game.

Would that be useful here? Building under a particularly hard target and then just blowing it all up rather than invading?

Also Ikitt is fun to play, DOOM for days.
 
Just playing the Prophet vs Warlock and the game has a simple but nice idea:
Create Undercity under an enemy strongpoint, plant a very big bomb, blow it to ruins.
Rarely worth it, but against a particularly hard target like Itza it can be an idea in the game.

Would that be useful here? Building under a particularly hard target and then just blowing it all up rather than invading?

Also Ikitt is fun to play, DOOM for days.
Yes. Let's do that. Not sure who to, but to someone. If we can somehow get to Ulthuan with crazy undersea tunnels, let's blow up the entirety of Ulthuan. Fuck em.
 
Would that be useful here? Building under a particularly hard target and then just blowing it all up rather than invading?
Unlikely. With how hard it is to expand, any hard target that we'd consider this method on, we wouldn't be able to build underneath. Making some kind of DOOM Rocket would probably be a better way to go about it.
 
Realize that he is saying that he is a ludicrously prolific cannibal, since that's the most likely way that a Skaven can get that fat.
But remember Helkeek is a Warlord, the chad rat of a Skaven clan, the phrase is a way of showing that Helkeek is richer (and more well fed) than you, cannibalism really only happens with members lower down on the clan's hierarchy (Common for skavenslaves because they're fed basically nothing, uncommon for clanrats because they are fed better than a slave but leaves much to be desired, rare for the stormvermin because they are dedicated warriors and tend to be paid enough that they can afford better and more nutritious food)
 
But remember Helkeek is a Warlord, the chad rat of a Skaven clan, the phrase is a way of showing that Helkeek is richer (and more well fed) than you, cannibalism really only happens with members lower down on the clan's hierarchy (Common for skavenslaves because they're fed basically nothing, uncommon for clanrats because they are fed better than a slave but leaves much to be desired, rare for the stormvermin because they are dedicated warriors and tend to be paid enough that they can afford better and more nutritious food)
Actually every Skaven is a cannibal, when they are first born a bunch of pups are locked in a small room and let out when there is only one left in the room. Or at least that's what I've read, but I've read it in like three separate books.
And Clan Moulder appears to have a lot of vore fetishists, which is something I would have liked to have lived my whole life without knowing about.
 
Ladies and gentlemen i have a plan. It'll be organised in steps (dwarf is intentionally mispelled)
Operation Git Gud:
Step 1: Get chaos dorf wargear and improve our tech
Step 2: Tell nagash to piss off (figuratively through a big army or literally)
Step 3: Make our necromancers actually useful
Step 4: Gett ready to perform a speedy raid of ulthuan for any magical gubbinz/a chance to get the vortex under our control
Step 5: See if we can perform a crippling strike on lustria by landing on Ulthuan and sneaking past the elves (and try and establish a permanent skaven presence there while we're at it)
Step 6: Steal literally everything in the temple cities and study what we cant steal
Step 7: Beat up weak targets for more corpses for our (better) necromancers
Step 8: Full scale invasion and occupation of Ulthuan, from there we can hold the world hostage by threatening to destroy the vortex (and if we cant atleast we'll have a literally endless source of warpstone)
Step 9: Figure out how to make warpstone ICBM's and launch them at the heaviest defended enemys/cities
Step 10: (Optional and for shits and giggles) Summon the horned rat using the vortex to kill and absorb all of the filthy no-furs
Step 11: Rip the Wh40k universe a new asshole
 
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Ladies and gentlemen i have a plan. It'll be organised in steps (dwarf is intentionally mispelled)
Operation Git Gud:
Step 1: Get chaos dorf wargear and improve our tech
Step 2: tell nagash to piss off (figuratively through a big army or literally)
Step 3: make our necromancers actually useful
Step 4: get ready to perform a speedy raid of ulthuan for any magical gubbinz/a chance to get the vortex under our control
Step 5: See if we can perform a crippling strike on lustria by landing on Ulthuan and sneaking past the elves (and try and establish a permanent skaven presence there while we're at it)
Step 6: Steal literally everything in the temple cities and study what we cant steal
Step 7: Beat up weak targets for more corpses for our (better) necromancers
Step 8: Full scale invasion and occupation of Ulthuan, from there we can hold the world hostage by threatening to destroy the vortex (and if we cant atleast we'll have a literally endless source of warpstone)
Step 9: Figure out how to make warpstone ICBM's and launch them at the heaviest defended enemys/cities
Step 10: (Optional and for shits and giggles) Summon the horned rat using the vortex to kill and absorb all of the filthy no-furs
Step 11: Rip the Wh40k universe a new asshole
I agree with this plan, though the only way we can attack Ulthuan is by sea, which going by TWW2 is protected by the merwyrm Amanar. Luckily we could assign Vrisk and the Navy potential heroes to search for the star metal harpoon and the shanties that power it, so we can kill Amanar, then we can continue with this plan.
 
I also have an idea on how to make Skaven lasgun. In essence its going to be structually similar to the imperial lasrifle (its so robust reliable and hard to break that you can swing it like a club and it'll still fire as if it just came off the assembly line) *But* the charge pack is going to have a small amount of warpstone placed inside it. Using some questionable scientific methods the "SkavRifle" will in essence, fire off small bolts of (hopefully safer) warp lightning with all of the effects of being exposed to warpstone (mutation death insanity etc)
 
I agree with this plan, though the only way we can attack Ulthuan is by sea, which going by TWW2 is protected by the merwyrm Amanar. Luckily we could assign Vrisk and the Navy potential heroes to search for the star metal harpoon and the shanties that power it, so we can kill Amanar, then we can continue with this plan.
Ok so theoretically speaking if Vrisk cant get the harpoon, and invading Ulthuan is gonna be an absolute nightmare in terms of logistics and morale. What if we create conflict in Ulthuan? (Direct a Greenskin WAAAGH! To Ulthuans shores and use that as a way to infiltrate Ulthuan)
 
Ok so theoretically speaking if Vrisk cant get the harpoon, and invading Ulthuan is gonna be an absolute nightmare in terms of logistics and morale. What if we create conflict in Ulthuan? (Direct a Greenskin WAAAGH! To Ulthuans shores and use that as a way to infiltrate Ulthuan)
It's not just Amanar we have to deal with, Ulthuan I recall is also protected by a magical mist that not only serves as a defensive measure but as a magical warning network. With just the mist an invasion is going to be difficult but not impossible. Also I recall that only one WAAAGH! has ever successfully landed on Ulthuan, and that was the one lead by Grom. Suffice to say that we need that harpoon, and once we kill Amanar we have Clan Rictus raise it or have Moulder examine it so they can make our own better version, then we can use it against Ulthuan's fleet.

Edit: Also you're better off goading the Dark Elves into launching another invasion of Ulthuan, they have a better chance at making it through the mist.
 
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It's not just Amanar we have to deal with, Ulthuan I recall is also protected by a magical mist that not only serves as a defensive measure but as a magical warning network. With just the mist an invasion is going to be difficult but not impossible. Also I recall that only one WAAAGH! has ever successfully landed on Ulthuan, and that was the one lead by Grom. Suffice to say that we need that harpoon, and once we kill Amanar we have Clan Rictus raise it or have Moulder examine it so they can make our own better version, then we can use it against Ulthuan's fleet.

Edit: Also you're better off goading the Dark Elves into launching another invasion of Ulthuan, they have a better chance at making it through the mist.
Perhaps so, maybe we can coerce the allmighty edgelord and motherly love enthusiast (Malakeith) into attacking Ulthuan for the 50th time (Does this mean that Malakeith is actually just Abbadon?)
And as for the harpoon. Its at the bottom of the ocean if i recall correctly, its not gonna be easy but we could hold off on that step until we can get a viable and secure way of assaulting Ulhuan (Skaven airforce anyone?)
 
Perhaps so, maybe we can coerce the allmighty edgelord and motherly love enthusiast (Malakeith) into attacking Ulthuan for the 50th time (Does this mean that Malakeith is actually just Abbadon?)
And as for the harpoon. Its at the bottom of the ocean if i recall correctly, its not gonna be easy but we could hold off on that step until we can get a viable and secure way of assaulting Ulhuan (Skaven airforce anyone?)
In Curse of The Vampire Coast's campaign you get the map to the harpoon from Sartosa in the intro, as for getting to the bottom of Ocean, we just need Skyre to invent scuba diving.
 
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