Firebird, a Worm AU/Xover?

Seclorum · Sep 13, 2015

Puidwen said:
Battle Royal and Hunger Games?

Both are cakewalks compared to Worm.

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Battle Royal
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Taylor - So your saying I legally have to kill all my classmates?
Glady - Yes. Now get out there and show them what your made of.

*Every one of her classmates screams out in pain and dies from venomous insect bites and stings*

Taylor - All done! *Cheeky Smile*

Formerly · Sep 13, 2015

Seed00 said:
I see your WH40K and raise you Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Blood C, Berserk, Attack on Titan, and the world of DBZ.

Demons' Souls too, and Nasuverse in general is a pretty terrible place at times.
A week in Nasuverse-
Day 1, chilling in the suburbs of a mildly populous city.
Day 2, a giant vampiric forest has sprouted up throughout the town and has eaten everybody.
Day 3, All the World's Evils was stuffed into a omnipotent wish granting device.
Day 4, a little girl is thrown into a worm pit
Day 5, all the casualties provoked the spirit of humanity itself. A Counter Guardian sterilized half of Japan putting Angra Mainyu down.
Day 6, the planet dies. And it's all our fault.
Day 7, Lovecraftian aliens show up and kill all humans because we outlived our planet.

OverReactionGuy · Sep 13, 2015

Seclorum said:
Both are cakewalks compared to Worm.

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Battle Royal
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Taylor - So your saying I legally have to kill all my classmates?
Glady - Yes. Now get out there and show them what your made of.

*Every one of her classmates screams out in pain and dies from venomous insect bites and stings*

Taylor - All done! *Cheeky Smile*

Welp.... they brought that on themselves. Karma is a bitch like that.

Vodajo · Sep 14, 2015

Seed00 said:
I see your WH40K and raise you Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Blood C, Berserk, Attack on Titan, and the world of DBZ.

All of the above are kinda walks in the park compared to WH40K. It doesn't get more grimderp than that, that I know of.

Formerly · Sep 14, 2015

Vodajo said:
All of the above are kinda walks in the park compared to WH40K. It doesn't get more grimderp than that, that I know of.

I still maintain that Nasuverse is on par. Chaos Gods are dicks, but Angra Mainyu was tortured to death, blamed for it, turned into All The Worlds Evils, expelled from existence, and then some genius thought that summoning him back and stuffing him in an omnipotent wish granting device was a good idea.
Meanwhile EMIYA became a Counter Guardian (the very antithesis of what he wanted to do in life) and can't stop existing no matter how much he wants it all to end.
Alien vampires want to eat humanity. Humans eaten by alien vampires become alien vampire zombies. The planet wants the alien vampires and alien vampire zombies to eat humanity. An alien vampire zombie turned a forest into a mobile alien vampire zombie forest.
An invincible reality raping alien spider came to earth to kill all humanity. An alien vampire zombie tried to enslave it. The invincible reality raping alien spider ate the alien vampire zombie and decided it liked eating people too so now it's an alien vampire zombie-wannabe invincible reality raping alien spider.
The neighborhood priest is a defective human being who gets off on torturing orphans in the basement of his church.
Humanity's greatest hero is a dick who not only encourages said priest's behavior, but contributes by using the orphans as supplementary power batteries. He's also a rapist.
Notes and even Kara no Kyoukai are fine examples of the futility of life.
It says a lot about a setting when its Demons are the most benevolent thing to humanity.

earthboy · Sep 14, 2015

Vodajo said:
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Formerly said:
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Guys.

There's a place for those two things to fight.

It ain't here.

thefluffyone · Sep 14, 2015

DAMNIT @jerkface !

I was gonna do a whole rebuttal and post an on topic discussion point at the end, but NOOOOOO!

OverReactionGuy · Sep 14, 2015

Something Something a Phoenix stole my car, something something curses.

Vicky: Taylor... why is there a car over there.

Taylor: I decided to create an invisible telekinetic house over the PRT building and I needed a car for the Garage.

Vicky: But...

Taylor: Yes, I know my powers make cars basically useless to me, but the Garage didn't look right without something in it.

Vicky: -flails around and accidentally puts a hole in the wall- You can see what your house actually looks like?!

Taylor: -sighs- That's going to take a lot of invisible plywood to cover up.

Vicky: What.

Seclorum · Sep 14, 2015

OverReactionGuy said:
Something Something a Phoenix stole my car, something something curses.

Vicky: Taylor... why is there a car over there.

Taylor: I decided to create an invisible telekinetic house over the PRT building and I needed a car for the Garage.

Vicky: But...

Taylor: Yes, I know my powers make cars basically useless to me, but the Garage didn't look right without something in it.

Vicky: -flails around and accidentally puts a hole in the wall- You can see what your house actually looks like?!

Taylor: -sighs- That's going to take a lot of invisible plywood to cover up.

Vicky: What.

Taylor - Look out there. *Points outside her invisible house*
Vicky - What am I supposed to see?
Taylor - Behold, the field where I grow my fucks. See that it is barren.
Vicky - ...

Franklymydear · Sep 14, 2015

So... does Taylor have invisible curtains to cover the invisible windows for when she doesn't want to look outside?

And does it get annoying having to clean the invisible dust off them?

Does she get angry when visitors hold the invisible fridge door open just to stare at the contents?

What does she watch on her invisible tv?

Sasha · Sep 14, 2015

Seclorum said:
Behold, the field where I grow my fucks. See that it is barren.

I'm gonna sig this.

chibipoe · Sep 14, 2015

OverReactionGuy said:
Something Something a Phoenix stole my car, something something curses.

Vicky: Taylor... why is there a car over there.

Taylor: I decided to create an invisible telekinetic house over the PRT building and I needed a car for the Garage.

Vicky: But...

Taylor: Yes, I know my powers make cars basically useless to me, but the Garage didn't look right without something in it.

Vicky: -flails around and accidentally puts a hole in the wall- You can see what your house actually looks like?!

Taylor: -sighs- That's going to take a lot of invisible plywood to cover up.

Vicky: What.

Omake'd

Seclorum said:
Taylor - Look out there. *Points outside her invisible house*
Vicky - What am I supposed to see?
Taylor - Behold, the field where I grow my fucks. See that it is barren.
Vicky - ...

Also Omake'd

achaput · Sep 14, 2015

Sasha said:
I'm gonna sig this.

It's not something Seclorum came up with. It's been around for a while.

Seclorum · Sep 14, 2015

achaput said:
It's not something Seclorum came up with. It's been around for a while.

Yep.

I got it from this,

Sasha · Sep 14, 2015

achaput said:
It's not something Seclorum came up with. It's been around for a while.

Seclorum said:
Yep.

I got it from this,

Well, it was the first time I saw it, so @Seclorum gets the credit from me.

Sol Mark-1 · Sep 16, 2015

Did anybody noticed that Sabah is a little friendly with Taylor.

Sorry for the Necro.

Superticus · Sep 16, 2015

Sol Mark-1 said:
Did anybody noticed that Sabah is a little friendly with Taylor.

Sorry for the Necro.

Necro?
It hasn't even been a week.

Not to mention that Necros aren't actually against site rules.

Formerly · Sep 16, 2015

Yeah

We're perfectly safe so long as we aren't posting shit like *Bump*

Seclorum · Sep 16, 2015

Sol Mark-1 said:
Did anybody noticed that Sabah is a little friendly with Taylor.

She's probably appreciative of the actual business.

Instead of a Gang Recruiter, or government harassment, or civilians looking to gawk at the dress making parahuman... she has an actual customer with brand loyalty.

earthboy · Sep 17, 2015

Seclorum said:
an actual customer with brand loyalty.

Brand Loyalty would be a thing that Invisible Head Jean might instill.

Also a strong desire to appear in crossover issues.

Selonianth · Sep 17, 2015

jerkface said:
Brand Loyalty would be a thing that Invisible Head Jean might instill.

Also a strong desire to appear in crossover issues.

And ALL of the issues ever.

Formerly · Sep 17, 2015

jerkface said:
Also a strong desire to appear in crossover issues.

*PFJean shows up in KnK for a crossover*
*Looks at Shiki*
PFJean: Nope. Screw the script, I'm only making a cameo because that thing is Death.
*Gs the F out*
Shiki: Zelretch again?
Touko: Most likely. Ignore it all and maybe he'll get bored with you.

The Stormbringer · Sep 17, 2015

Taylor just needs an invisible bicycle to ride around in to and from her invisible house. Much more economical than a car!

And then Silencio can come visit and they can both discuss the finer things in life.

chibipoe · Sep 17, 2015

The Stormbringer said:
Taylor just needs an invisible bicycle to ride around in to and from her invisible house. Much more economical than a car!

A bicycle? Pssh.

Invisible Jet, for sure.

The Stormbringer · Sep 17, 2015

chibipoe said:
A bicycle? Pssh.

Invisible Jet, for sure.

Well fine, if you have to one-up Silencio, I suppose that's the way to do it. Careful though, people will start calling you Wonder Woman.

Firebird, a Worm AU/Xover?

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Big Ego for Something so Small, eh?

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